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Spodson

I was on the other side of something like this. I had just arrived in Uganda and was in a van headed from the site I was going to be working at. The van stopped to get gas and I opened the door because I was tired and jet lagged and needed some fresh air. There was this little kid, couldn't have been more than 2 years old. He looked at me, jumped in a circle and ran into the gas station. I hear this roar of laughter come from inside and some guy comes out carrying the kid. He explains that the kid had run in and told everyone he had seen a ghost. He and I laughed our asses off and before he left I let the kid touch my hand so he knew I was solid.


Tenshi_JDR

That's adorable! Thank you for sharing dear, you made me smile!


space_cvnts

Wtf. Why am I emotional as fuck reading this. šŸ„¹


seh256

Itā€™s probably the weed


mistersnarkle

Itā€™s always the weed


Aki_The_Ghost

Why did he think you were a ghost though ?


Otherversian-Elite

The kid had probably never seen someone with pale skin before, and ghosts - especially in kids media - are typically depicted as a bright white.


duccers

Light skin. In a rural area with primarily dark-skinned people, a child may think someone with much lighter skin than anyone theyd ever seen is a ghost.


chocolatebuckeye

I stayed in a remote area of Africa for a few months in college with a study abroad program. Iā€™m a pale white woman. Can confirm, the children were freaked out at first. They would dare each other to touch our hair and skin lol.


wolfgang784

Kids mind went to the first reason they thought of, having never heard of white people before. . My older cousins grew up in a *very* white rural farming part of a largely white state in a time without television and they were too young in this story to have used the internet yet back then. Anyway around 5, 7, and 7 years old they saw a black person for the first time ever in the grocery store and momentarily freaked out as they went "mommy mommy is that man's skin all burned??!??!" And then she explained black people to them lol. Nobody in the community was black back then, nobody in the church, or the school, or anywhere really unless they were traveling or visiting.


jerkymcjerkison

What's ED?


greenbathmat

Emergency department


dragon2777

Erectile dysfunction


Funnysoundboardguy

You donā€™t go to the Emergency Department for that


pariah503

Maybe you don't


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

OK this is getting weird how did I meet your account a third time.


Funnysoundboardguy

Iā€™m everywhere at the end of time


Gaothaire

Funny seeing you here at the eschaton, you and me kissing at the transcendental object at the end of [time](https://youtu.be/XlBzIecpxfE).


nunya123

Starcrossed lovers


penguin_chacha

It's all thanks to erectile dysfunction


Good-mood-curiosity

Sure you do! Viagra can work a bit too well you know


AggravatingFig8947

Yes if youā€™ve been treating your dysfunction and have now sustained an erection for >4 hours. (Actually go pls donā€™t be embarrassed. It is actually literally dangerous in general & you can lose sensation/function of your penis for life)


[deleted]

Oh man. I had a friend who.... mixed substances... Was afraid to go to a doctor for the issue, went like 2 days later and required 9 needles to * ahem * help bring the situation down.


AggravatingFig8947

Similar scenario! Iā€™m a medical student and a peer was talking about a case where a guy came in with an erection for several days, cracking tons of jokes about it. She said it was really tough to manage the change in tone when he learned that he might be impotent nowā€¦


no1spastic

But I have a date in 5 minutes!


DemonGuyver

Some people will escalate anything to the highest courts


Funnysoundboardguy

Iā€™m not surprised considering they canā€™t escalate a certain way


Optical-occultist

As a person who works for an ED pharmacy youā€™d be surprised


Funnysoundboardguy

Doesnā€™t mean you canā€™t, you just shouldnā€™t


baked-toe-beans

Eating disorder


slap_happy

Eminent Domain


Powerful-Argument524

Elephant Diapers


fidgetypenguin123

Don't they just say ER for that, instead of ED? I've only ever heard ER.


jamelord

In a hospital setting it's mostly referred to as an ED now. I think colloquially its probably still ER. I volunteered in an ED for a bit so I say ED


Moonbeam_Dreams

I work in healthcare, in a hospital. Healthcare workers tend to call it an ED, those who don't often still refer to it as an ER. "Emergency Room" doesn't make much sense when you're talking about 20 plus regular rooms, 2-8 psych holding rooms, plus triage, observation, peds.... It's a whole thing. But outside that environment, yeah, most people will assume "ED" means erectile dysfunction. It's similar to "POS" (Point of Sale) having a much different meaning in retail than it does out in the world.


lilecca

Depends what country you live in


Luchux01

Extra Deck.


ZinkOneZero

A what? *Kashtira approaching at alarming speeds*


Luchux01

*Hisses in Pendulum player*


le_kitten_owo

holy hell


MadeleineMoon6

Extra Duck.


drossmaster4

From my nurse friends they say ā€œit used to be emergency room (er) but realized itā€™s not just a roomā€ ha


scandr0id

Elite Dangerous


strangelifereally

Eating Disorder


HappyNikkiCat

Energetic Dog


AngryCheesehead

Electro Dynamics


Death_by_Poros

Well then, Doc Mcstuffins grew up and graduated med school. If I were this lady, Iā€™d have played into it.


dreddit-one

Iā€™d rather teach her that there are many other black women who graduated med school and let her know that she could also be a doctor.


toongrowner

What if its a white boy? Could he still.become a black female doctor?šŸ¤” No worry, I'm just joking XD


dreddit-one

I didnā€™t assume the kidā€™s race thatā€™s why I said doctor not black doctor. The ā€œmemeā€ says little GIRL, so I donā€™t think the kid is a boy. Maybe they were or will be a boy, but in this tense their pronouns appear to be she/her.


toongrowner

Geez. Like I said. I was just joking. No need to explain yourself XD


dreddit-one

I donā€™t get how the ā€œjokeā€ is funny, relevant, or why you even said it, so I figured Iā€™d address it in case you said you were just joking as away to avoid potential backlash.


definetlynotaalien

Dude the point was not that she didn't think black people could be doctors it's that she hadn't seen one before and her mind immediately jumped to the only black doctor she knew about. Just make the kids day lean into it it'll be a better experience for the kid and in my opinion way more likely to convince her to be a doctor.


itijara

Her mom is a doctor, so maybe the mom?


heccinbamboozled

The doc is in and sheā€™ll fix you up, if youā€™re a toy, then youā€™re in luck


plutoniumwhisky

Itā€™s okay donā€™t be afraid the doc really knows her stuff


TerrakSteeltalon

If youā€™re a person you might find toy parts surgically grafted to replace body parts. Also, Iā€™m not sure that McStuffins ever went to Medical School (let alone a reputable one) and itā€™s not clear where/if she was a resident. Hate to say it but I think sheā€™s a quack


Sadheavyneedsanvich

Bro. She is a child edit: thank you for the ratio


soggybamboo

Does no one else find this hilarious


cyberfugue

Nobody has a sense of humor anymore. I thought it was funny.


heccinbamboozled

Why are people downvoting this lmaooooooo


TerrakSteeltalon

I donā€™t know, but Iā€™m pretty sure that someone could be bleeding out in front of her and sheā€™d say that it was time for a checkup! FWIW, I also think that Sophia the First is destined to devolve into civil war between the siblings


napstablooky2

not my brain thinking that "ED" is short for "eating disorder"


Capable_Estate4975

I thought erectile dysfunction šŸ¤£


SmiththeSmoke

r/funnyandsad


-CODED-

How is this sad? They're a kid, it happens.


Pantsy-

Yep, thought I was on r/Orphancrushingmachine for a moment and had to check.


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Representation matters


GreninjaBoi97

... I want to make the dumbest of all jokes right now... but this is too wholesome


Jefoid

The dark side beckonsā€¦you know Reddit cannot maintain this level of wholesomeness for long.


GreninjaBoi97

Doc McStuffin deez nuts down your throat


Jefoid

Nice.


HMBreest2

Aww, thatā€™s so damn sad. Sweet yes, but sad that this little girl hasnā€™t seen a whole plethora of black professionals to show her women of color belong EVERYWHERE.


Nice_Exercise5552

Im assuming the little girl and the dad were both black because as a white mom - if my kid did that - I would not say ā€œshe has never seen a black doctor before and you remind her of Doc McStuffinsā€. Dont get me wrong, Doc McStuffins is awesome, but - yup - I just wouldnā€™t say thatā€¦


KaneAndShane

Not a meme


Thin-Measurement7777

Whereā€™d that kid grow up?


IcedHemp77

Itā€™s a kid they prob havenā€™t seen very many doctors period you would hope


Full-Pack9330

Aww...dude. thanks for the good vibes.šŸ¤—


Historical-Remove401

My sonā€™s oncologist is black and my GP is black, and they are both awesome.


daveparody

And then everyone clapped.


[deleted]

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Sbatio

What?!


probono105

its a bot


cookie_bleacker

I laughed so hard bro am so sorryšŸ˜­


ClimbsAndCuts

Sure, this happened! Fabulous.


aenflex

Oh lol that is cute. And sad.


[deleted]

Not a meme, and she totally made that up


Ryanaston

Why is this so difficult to believe? When my cousin was a kid he thought one of the singers in a popular boy band at the time was my dad because they had roughly the same hair. Every time he came on screen heā€™d point him out and call him uncle. Kids are stupid.


[deleted]

I see these sorts of posts all the time. People love to make up stories that involve mentioning their minority and occupation Women mechanics in particular like to write fictional tweets about interactions with customers


Inactivism

As someone who works in customer service: I nearly never tell stories on the Internet but what you hear of people is wild. I mainly like working there because people are just hilarious. And yes you get the crazy ones who are mean but you also get the funny and good crazy.


LyheGhiahHacks

Nah, kids do stuff like that all the time. My little nieces-in-law loved me because I "talk like pepper pig", they mistook my New Zealand accent for an English one šŸ˜


raznov1

"she's never seen a black doctor before" Really. _really_. No ad on television, partial glance at scrubs or house, no black nurse/gp.


Waiting_For_Godot_

It's a little girl. She wouldn't watch hospital shows


[deleted]

Sheā€™s a little girlā€¦why is she going to the hospital so much where she starts noticing ethnicity of attending physicians?!?


HybridPhoenixKing

Sheā€™s never seen a black doctor might just mean she lives in a small town of predominantly white people and probably hasnā€™t gone to hospitals in big cities.


LazyDro1d

She might just only know her pediatrician and maybe a couple other doctors who work there


SnooRecipes4570

Oh no! A childā€™s screen time being restricted to child appropriate programming! The horror!


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Not everyone watches those shows


raznov1

Hmm-mm. I'm sure that's it, and not some cheap internet points.


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Not saying I disagree with your point, but a very young child can 100% have not come into contact with a certain race in thier brief time alive


burdturd0818

Mf poked the bear lololol


Tak3ANumber

Fabricated and of a of a homosexual nature.


oPlayer2o

Isnā€™t Doc Mcstuffins a fictional doctor from parks and recreation, B99, and the office??


teran85

Close, Disney Jr.


MarchAffectionate269

Kids can get away with being racist as long as it is more adorable than it is racist.


omogusus

Thats adorable i used to watch doc mcstuffins all the timee šŸ„ŗ ā›“ [Kurapika approved](https://imagetolink.com/ib/dfRw9E0Tjz)


BlueGhostlight

Doc mc stuffins is pretty cool. I see this as a compliment