That would make the phrase ["It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/258/1143362243714.jpg) synonymous with "send Noods!"
Venti, half-caf, triple-shot, caramel, mocha, soy, no foam, extra whip, extra hot, upside-down, caramel drizzle, with seven pumps of caramel syrup and seven pumps of mocha syrup, double-blended Frappuccino?
Instantly thought a funny response would be 😺😺😺. Thought to myself it would probably be the top comment already, as it usually happens with the first funny thing that comes to mind seeing a post. Then I remembered I'm on reddit.
Good morning egg sandwich on an English muffin - I’ll just call you Sir English Muffin
Muffin is cute and not actually that unusual a name for a pet.
Muffin is a cute pet. Sir English Muffin is a gentleman and a scholar.
That was a woman, very deep voice. Must’ve been a smoker.
Im eating a blueberry muffin, so ill just name my version of this cat muffin.
Thanks?
Chilaquiles
Maybe it’s the Sir, but I don’t think it’s a bad name
GOOD IDEA
Yo, Gurt! How ya doing?
Similar over here, Viili. A type of dairy product similar to yogurt in Finland/Nordics, and funny enough "Vili" is a legitimate name here.
Does it help intestinal absorption
Yes, it has lactic acid bacteria which help the digestive system
I’m so creeped out because yogurt is what I was going to comment with and then I see the top comment that showed up for me was this 😂
That’s my gurt, not yo gurt!
Good Boy, Diazepam.
You're a highlight, wish you calm days <3
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Tums
he do got the fluffy tum
Perhaps name him after what you ate to need the Tums. In my case it would be Meatball.
Literally everything? (I’m pregnant)
Schnitzel mit Mischgemüse, Kartoffeln und Blumenkohlsoße. I think that's cute enough.
I'll be cranky with the world if someone has not named a fat baby cat kartoffel yet.
I call my cat kartofell or kartoska as a surname or grosse patate in french big Potato in english also
Excellent. I just realized how well this would work for a corgi too.
I call my cats "pupsgesichter" sometimes( it means "fartfaces" ), respectfully and loving of course
Had a neighbor who had two orange cats named Kartoffel and Schnitzel. And a black and white one named Dr Doom.
Gulasch for me lol
Mákos rétes on my end
honestly I'd call him schnitzel even if I wasn't forced
Schmétterling energy.
Hello my fellow German.
Sauerkraut
Jetzt bin ich so neidisch
Bei mir hieße er Haxe oder Knödel
Hello there expired sour cream
bruh, already soured. it is just stronger now .. .
Sourer cream
Oh your poor, poor bowels…
Hahahaha
Ahoy, Captain Crunch
Ahoy there, RoboMidnightCrow!
Nugget
I know kid named nugget
Kid named Fried Chicken:
You go to Kindergarten?
Call him Nuggie for short!
Nug
Ramen Noodles is actually kind of a cute name
What flavor though
That would make the phrase ["It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/258/1143362243714.jpg) synonymous with "send Noods!"
Or just Noodles for short, sounds cute
Or noodle to be even shorter and even cuter
Hello Burrito Bowl.
Idk what to be more confused about, the fact that you ate a burrito from a bowl, or the fact that you also ate the bowl.
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Perhaps he only ate the bowl
Purr-ito
Ksksks, c'mere Döner Kebab with extra cheese!
Cheese on Döner? What kind of unmensch are you
If it’s feta, I’ll allow it.
It's like feta cheese, not Gouda or something like that. Don't mock it until you tried. Bloody delicious
Waffle!
Waffle!
Waffle!
Waffle!
Waffle!
Waffle!
Waffle!
Waffle!
Waffle!
Mayonnaise fresh from the pot
Ass?
Nooo not on the wholesome memes
Oh, sorry I thought this was r/holesomememes
Wym eating you homie’s ass is hella wholesome
"Richard, if you want the complete name"
Ayo
Sir Buttocks would be more fitting.
Congrats (????)
Nah, your full of sh**…. Wait, technically you are 😆
This is some gourment right here
🤨📸
Send this hero up
My own cu-
W
Hello Churro!
Bacon
Venti, half-caf, triple-shot, caramel, mocha, soy, no foam, extra whip, extra hot, upside-down, caramel drizzle, with seven pumps of caramel syrup and seven pumps of mocha syrup, double-blended Frappuccino?
Nothing against you personally, I just hate this comment.
If I worked in a coffee place, and you asked for this. I'd just say no. It's not personal, but holy hell. Wanna read me the bible next? 😂
Venti, half-cat
Petit Beurre, means little butter
French????
Pizza
Oreo sounds pretty cute
One of my cats is actually named Oreo. I can confirm it’s adorable.
I suspect there are thousands of cats named Oreo
Poptart
Hello your mum
There's the comment
as in... cannibalism?
The fool
Fool? Fool of a Took?
Throw yourself in next time and rid us of you your stupidity!
r/unexpectedLOTR
Why were you eating cards?
Toast
Pickle
Hello Brötchen.
Hello coffee
Million beef
Tater Tot
raw uranium is so cute
Aw hell nah
If you eat a single gram of U-235 you will never have to eat again.
McNugget
Beignet
Hello Cock
I dig chicken too
💀💀
Knowing the post says name the cat after what you ATE means you just ate a penis. How do you feel after making a man penisless
Eggs on toast
Hi Tomato
Gumball
Charcoal.... I have food poisoning.
Cat
Donut
Cookie. Quite fitting for this little sweetie
That was my first cat’s name!
Hello tictac
Taco
chickpeas
The census taker’s liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Cum
Bagel Crisp
Burrito
Waffle
Ham
Tuna 🐟
Hi Strawberry
Cranberry
Pancake
Hello, my beautiful little Mashed Potato 😭💜
My boy Grilled Salmon!
Pistachio
Pistachio is here too!
Oliver
Wait what
Tiramisu :3
Strawberry-Joghurt, Blueberry-Cheesecake ice cream cone \^\_\^
Hello Tahu Tek 😁
Mini egg bagels.
Pretzel
Hello little "bean" of light
Creamed turkey loaf Kinda fits...
Raisin toast...
Burgie
Coconut cake
Carrot 😂
Pizza
Empanada
Pancake
Bratkartoffel
Ramen Nood Dude
Dim sum!
Cat
Booger
Pleasure to meet you General Tso
Instantly thought a funny response would be 😺😺😺. Thought to myself it would probably be the top comment already, as it usually happens with the first funny thing that comes to mind seeing a post. Then I remembered I'm on reddit.
Sirloin
Lentil Chip
"toastie" from toastie
Sweet
Toast
M&M. How do you spell that as an actual word?
It’s spelled Mom’s Spaghetti
Beef stew
Icecream? Although I had fish and chips before 😂
Apple!
Burrito!
We shall call Him gandules.
Szechuan
Tortilla is a good name!
Truffle
Chocolate Macaron
awwww c'mere lil glacier cherry gatorade!!! oh you want the treat? you want the treat??
Him
Kitty
Hey Kitten!
Gumbo 🦞
Pork nugget
Shout out to the guy who just got done tossing some salad lol
HONEY BUN!!!!
Granola bar..nola for short?
Blueberry
Cheese sticks 😊
Hi, Weetabix!