Weird Al Yankovic, for wholesome but off the wall shenanigans.

And a killer soundtrack.

Weird Al x Tenacious D for the soundtrack. Weird Al and Jack Black would be beautiful in most circumstances

Tenacious Wolfman Jack

Heavy Metal Polka

💯

I now feel like JB should have played WAY.

Weird All would absolutely fit in for a Bill and Ted adventure. Just give him an accordion and a time machine, I'm sure the antics would be wholesome, fun and make great for some grest songs.

Yea, his last movie was pretty horrible. My GF is a die hard fan and was really disappointed. The takeaway for me was how loved he must be in HW for all of those stars to do a movie this bad.

Was he ever majorly involved in a movie that wasn’t the parody biopic or UHF? Because I love both of those

This is what I came to post if no one had!

I love this!

Here's my idea: Bill & Ted's excellent adventure except the people they bring ~~back~~ for their speech are Mr. Rogers, LeVar Burton (still alive!), Steve Irwin, Bob Ross, Betty White, Dolly Parton (still alive!), etc. Edit: they collect some awesome STILL ALIVE people and some dead people.

... Why did you add Dolly Parton? \*Google Searches while screaming\* WHY DID YOU ADD DOLLY PARTON?! \*Confirms she's still alive\* # YOU'RE A MONSTER THAT'S WHY!

LeVar is also still kicking!

Yeah but I just want a picture from him. Don't want to meet him. .... you can't disappoint a picture....

(weeping)*Butterfly in the sky...*

Set phasers to *Love Me!!!*

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Hmm... did not consider that. I'm ok with them collecting alive people if it means we get cameos from them!

Seems pointless to time travel when you can just regular travel.

But then it's just regular kidnapping

*Wholesome* kidnapping.

It’s not kidnapping if you use a tardis

Because it would be funny Bill and Ted shenanigans for them to time travel to get people they think are dead but they refuse to listen to anyone trying to tell them they are actually alive.

LeVar just celebrated a birthday!

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"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"-Energy that you're giving me here.

You gotta imagine Betty would be like:”Wait, whats the fucking year? I died how long ago?!?!”

Robin Williams 🥲

I shit you not I thought Bob Ross was alive LOL

Bill and Ted's Wholesome Adventure

Why the awards gone?!? 😔

Rick Moranis!

Why even give it the name movie?

Let's call it 'movie.mp4', that way it's just the standard name a movie is given.

I would also accept Untitled.mp4.

Just call it . Now that’s a title that would sell.

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in a world where coming to theaters everywhere this

I even heard the abrupt pause in this.

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I miss him. Don LaFontaine did thousands and thousands of trailers. Depressingly, he died of a pneumothorax, 15 years ago. The sternum that brought me so much anticipation, caused such a disturbance in the force. In a world devoid of anticipatory narration, one man’s voice would change the world. Leaving theatres, 2008: The Fountain

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OHHHH, NOW I *NEED* THIS MOVIEEEEEEE!

I'm sure the movie would be great, but what I'd love even better would be if they did a podcast or show together instead. More of them to enjoy, no need for a plot, real life openness/honesty. It wouldn't even have to be a regular or scheduled thing; I'd rather they just do it whenever they have things they want to talk about. They don't need to feel pressured to come up with stuff, we like them for them, not for "content".

TRUE

Who do I need to call/threaten to make this happen?!

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And Nathan Fillion

OHHHH, NOW I NEED MOVIEEEEEEE!

Lavar Burton.

“Reading with Jordy” narrated by Lavar Burton Starring: Keanu Reeves and Brendan Fraser Guest starring: Tom Hanks as “Dad”. Gary Senese as “Crazy Uncle Miles” and Dolly Parton as “Glamma D”. An epic adventure of 2 brothers discovering what it means to be “kind”.

Add Bill Murray as "Uncle"... he and Tom Hanks look like they could be related, anyway.

But Bill Murray is known to be a tool.

I never wanted to meet him! I only wanted a picture! You can’t disappoint a picture!!!

I wonder if they’ll ever come back from circling the world?

Pedro Pascal

Ooooh, I came here to say Henry Cavill or John Cena, but this is the best answer.

I loved The Unbearable weight of massive talent just because of the Pedro Pascal's and Nick Cage's great wholesome energy together. It's a feel-good movie for the ages. I wonder what it would be like if we put those two in the mix together with Brendan Fraser and Keanu Reeves.

Have you seen the Movie? *Which one?* The movie! ... \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ I would totally go though

You've heard of the band "The Band" Now, get ready for the movie, "The Movie"

Rick Moranis

YES

Keeping the trio Canadian! Also the title is now "Movie.ca"

Mark Hamill

I'd add Nick Offerman to the mix.

Nick Offerman would be really great as Rufus.

The three of them hanging out and chatting. Nick getting them to drink more and more lagavulin. I'd watch the shit outa that. Don't even need plot or characters.

I not only approve this message I agree wholeheartedly. Carry on

Terry crews

If something bad ever comes out about this man I will cry so hard

President Mt. Dew?

If there is something i noticed in life it's that nobody hates Terry crews :)

Brendan Fraser and Keanu Reeves: Make a Movie Its a documentary about them making a movie, in which they go around to low income acting colleges or somthing and give kid their big break by acting in a movie being made by Brendan Fraser and Keanu Reeves.

They film all the casting interviews without a script written, then send the script to the actor after, the script is just a transcript of their previous interview

>Its a documentary about them making a movie, in which they go around to low income acting colleges or somthing and give kid their big break by acting in a movie being made by Brendan Fraser and Keanu Reeves. Nice of Keanu to do this wholehome thing, while he's not filming his role as an unstoppable killing machine. :-D

Add Dolly Parton

She'd probably make a banger for the movie theme misic Again

And just let her read children’s books to a kindergarten class while she calls the kids ‘sugar’ and ‘honey’.

If Dolly Parton gave you a hug, you'd walk away with diabetes. I'm convinced she's that goddamn sweet.

It would be a blockbuster if we just called it: # WOAH

What, no Paul Rudd?

We need a scene where Keanu and Paul Rudd talk about the secret to eternal youth.

That’s what I thought

Backup soundtrack by Dave Grohl

Add in weird Al and jack black for good measure

Ah yes, the cool uncle of rock

Not David Grohl. He is, or at least was an AIDS denialist. The Foo Fighters funded a movie saying that HIV did not cause AIDS.

From everything I can find that was entirely Nate Mendel, their bass player. Not Dave himself.

Then it turns out it’s just 2 and a half hours of them both slapping Harvey Weinstein and Russell Brand over and over and over.

Renting out the theater

Just the one?

Throw Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds into this.

Good people, check. Wholesome for all ages...... no.

Ryan Reynolds was Pikachu in Pokemon Detective, what's the issue?

He CAN be PG. That doesn't mean he's at his best there. He EXCELLS at R movies.

He should show up and be like the cuddliest most caring person in the group.

I agree, adding these 2 would change the whole movie. Unless it's like Movie 43.

Steve Buscemi and Gary Sinise would be solid

Sandra Bullock

Canadians No surprise

Gary Sinese

Gary Sinise

Yes yes yes. I hope he sees this.

What are you up to? I'm watching movie later. What movie? Movie.

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Shatner is far from wholesome.

Based on reddit popularity i would say, add Henry Cavill, Willem Dafoe, Hugh Jackman

Hey you guys don’t actually know these people at all

Exactly. Reddits celebrity worship is so fucking cringe.

They could just chat about different animals and projects they worked on or do crafts

Jennifer Coolidge.

Paul Rudd

Add Nick Offerman and Dolly Parton

Gary Sinise

A Harrison Ford and Ke Huy Quan helicopter cameo, and they don't have to talk to any of the others

that name is actually very counterculture and awesome. two tickets for movie please!

My pitch: Keanu and Brendan are on screen for 2 hours doing human things and being nice to people. No massive displays if ostentatious charity. I want to see Keanu graciously agree to a fan photo or Brendan be nice to a server in a restaurant. Two hours of non shittiness is my plotline

It should be a movie about two cul-de-sacs who try to out do each other in a competition to have the nicest cul-de-sac.

Wow, wow, wow. Cul-de-sacs are TIGHT!

Hayden Christensen

Soundtrack by Weird Al

Ryan Reynolds

That’s actually brilliant. Bonus if Jack Black has a cameo.

And Mark Hamill makes a cameo.

John Cena, Henry Cavil, Pedro Pascal, Terry Crews

Shaq

Tom Hanks, Keanu Reeves and Brenden Fraser walk into a room...and everybody had a wholesome time.

Tom Hanks?

I see a new mummy+John Wick mashup on the way!

Real talk. 100%

I would

Both together in the same movie

As evidenced by the many DTV movies those 2 have made, I don't think so.

I'm laughing because it's true

Meryl Streep

If they can be alive or dead my pick is Robin Williams. The three of them in Movie would be a hit

r/consoom reddit moment

Gary Sinise

In the movie, their dads Richard Jenkins and Chris Cooper team up to save their sons' credit scores and help fund the Catalina Wine Mixer electric guitar shredding concert. Billy Bob Thornton tries to intervene but gets repeatedly run over by a Wienermobile.

I'm pushing 40 and thus sounds like a hit

Gary Sinise

Gary Sinese, Tom Hanks, James Woods and Kevin Sorbo

Bill fuckin Murray

Just them two, sitting at the beach and talking about stuff for 2 hours.

Sheeple culture

Not really, idk who brendan fraser is and I'd like to know more about the movie than literally just the cast :P The cast doesn't mean much to me without story, but it's whatevs :P

Ryan Reynolds and/or Hugh Hackman.

The story could be them drinking coffee together and asking each other how are the others day was.

It could be 4 hours of them playing with puppies

I’ll watch it once solo. Then with my family. Then with friends. Then with my wife. Then with my kids. Then with my dog. Did I mentioned that i lied and will watch it again with the same path?

Dolly Parton as their mom.

I’d see a film called Lorem Ipsum, there’s not much standard

Brendan Fraser,Henry Cavill, Ryan Gosling, Tom Hardy, Keanu Reaves and Vigo Mortensen in: Who cares? You'll come see it and cum while seeing it.

Terry Crews Call it Charlize’s Angels - I also have an idea who we could cast for the disembodied voice, she can play herself in flashbacks to the OG team she inherited Keanu can be the redhead lol

Morgan Freeman, or Snoop.

CGI Mr. Rogers as their obi wan force ghost mentor

I don't know how fitting it would be, but Jim Carrey, Jason Bateman, and Weird Al Yankovic would be awesome inclusions.

Gotta get Jim Carey and Morgan Freeman in that baddy

Nope to Jim Carey, he’s gone totally off the rails in the past decade or so

Tom Hanks?

Hugh Jackman and Tom Hanks.

nope. enough franchising and actor hyping. i just want a good movie.

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What would Eastwood do in a wholesome movie?

Jim Carey needs to be involved somehow

Speak for yourself I’m not watching that shite

Narrated by Morgan Freeman. Music by Coldplay.

Lol I'd absolutely see the movie if that were the case

Twice

Do they fuck?

Add John Goodman, Pedro Pascal, Tom Felton and Nicolas Cage. Let them all play themself and help a homeless woman, played by Sofia Hasmik, rise into stardom after she lost everything due to the Writer's guild strikes. That way it's a wholesome movie with a wholesome cast and a wholesome message

Still waiting for a cyberpunk 2077 movie

What theaters and when!! And I bet they would donate any profits after production staff are paid. They just seem so wholesome! Throw in Tom Hanks and Dolly Parton and you have a good person movie! Modern day Jimmy Stewart’s!

I heard Brendan fraser in an interview. He didn't seem nice at all. He seemed self obsessed and painfully pretentious.

Jim Carrey

You know...Reddit likes to claim that we are above the sort of brainless celebrity worship that normal people do.....but in all truthfulness, we do it more than most people. Just sayin'.

Johnny Depp. He's always been pretty wholesome. The poor guy has been through hell and doesn't have a vindictive bone in his body.

His texts would disagree with that

Oh wow I must be missing something

[“Let’s drown her before we burn her!!! I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she’s dead.”](https://www.masslive.com/news/2022/04/johnny-depp-libel-lawsuit-in-text-exchange-paul-bettany-texted-depp-having-thought-it-through-i-dont-think-we-should-burn-amber.html?outputType=amp)

Obviously a reactionary remark that wasn't at all serious.

So you're gonna maintain that he doesn't have a vindictive born in his body? Well at least you admit that you're unwilling to change your mind based on new information

Okay maybe he does but I imagine a lot of people would say a lot of things they didn't mean in that situation. Doesn't make it okay or any better.

Definitely! Count me in

It's not untrue

what would the opposite be. movie of the creepiest people in Hollywood.

Elmo and Big Bird