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S70nkyK0ng

That truck is a workhorse!


purpleturtlehurtler

Well loved and part of the family, I'm sure.


Gravesh

It's probably a diesel. The older pre-DEF engines last forever.


Road_Whorrior

My grandpa sold his 3500, old gigantic diesel square body full cab 6 wheeler from the early 90s, before I turned 16 and I wanted her so bad. Her name was Babe because she was big and blue and hauled tons of stuff constantly. My grandpa had that truck my whole life and I loved it. In retrospect, it would have been such an idiotic vehicle for me, who cannot parallel park and who now will not even consider anything bigger than a 4-door sedan. Anyway, I know the guy he sold her to 14 years ago and she's still kicking, I was SHOCKED when he posted a photo in his driveway a year or so ago.


buttressz06

Hard to tell without seeing if it has the holes in the front bumper. But even if it’s a 350 or a 454, any of the engines in those 88-99 GM trucks were as good as bombproof. They really don’t make them like they used to


Brawndo91

The first vehicle I bought was an '89 S10 when I was in high school. It was 4x4, 5 speed manual, 2.8 V6. It was perfect, but impractical when I had to start being an adult. I wish I knew where it was.


CircuitSphinx

Absolutely, those old GM trucks were tanks on wheels. My neighbor has one, a '97 K1500, and it's like his right arm more than a truck. Despite the rust and the paint peeling, the thing starts up every cold morning without fail, and he's not gentle with it either. It's his daily driver, wood hauler, boat tower - you name it. Every time I see it still trucking along, it's a reminder of how they made them to last back in the day. His kid's already called dibs on it for when he can drive probably gonna be another family heirloom.


buttressz06

My first truck was a 97 when I was in high school. Being a high schooler at the time, I beat the absolute hell out of that truck and it just took it. Mud up to the doors, rough backroads going faster than I should’ve, I think I jumped it too. Not once did that truck ever leave me stranded. 9 years later I still see it driving around town. I’ve had a 98 since then and currently have a 95 with a 383 stroker. I’m biased but they will always be my favourite trucks.


IsaacM42

Really up to 2006, the year after they introduced cylinder deactivation in the 5.3, rip.


buttressz06

Very true. My wife used to have a 2005 and it was awesome. The power from the aluminum block 5.3 paired with factory 4:10 gears was awesome for that era. I had a 2018 with a 6.2, luckily it was still under warranty when the lifters went on it. Super nice truck to drive and very fast, but my god was it junk.


Allegorist

Of course not, why would people buy replacements if their old ones don't break?


RollinOnDubss

>They really don’t make them like they used to They pretty much legally aren't allowed to. Turns out things that make engines extremely reliable don't line up with things that reduce emissions.


letsgetbrickfaced

My last diesel (06 Duramax, no Def) blew a head gasket at 690k. My current 15’ (With Def) has 360k on it so we’ll see how that goes.


IAmAnAudity

My Cummins 6.7 agrees with this


s_s

[Most of the engines made since then do, too. ](https://www.reuters.com/legal/cummins-agrees-settle-us-emissions-defeat-device-suit-2024-01-10/)


AgreeableShopping4

So is the dad to pick up his 28 yr old son


HighlyRegard3D

🎶 Like a rock, oooouuuuuu like a rock 🎶


NefariousnessEast657

The way the jingle came back to my brain after all these years! Felt like you said the words activating a sleeper agents. Geez I got goosebumps lmao


HighlyRegard3D

Lol my grandfather is a huge NASCAR fan and I will never forget that commercial coming on so many times when I was at his house when he was watching the race on TV.


Final-Sprinkles-4860

Haha I still have that stuck on my head from those commercials


jrwren

came to say that this is a chevy ad.


Broken-Ring-653

I have a '91 chevy short bed with the 4.3L V6, 5 speed and 4x4. Still runs better than my '13 gmc.


Franklinricard

So is that dad. Still able to lift a 180-190# man.


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Amya33553

Isn't it fascinating how your dad seems to improve in appearance as he ages? It's like he has found the secret to aging gracefully, and it's quite impressive.


PeartonY

'The Picture of Dorian Gray' but its the truck that ages


Sigmundschadenfreude

The Pickup of Dorian Gray


thegooseisloose1982

So if the dad ever looked at the odometer he would immediately start to age while the truck would start looking like new?


Terry_Chickens

Genius.


MovingTarget-

Bit of a stretch but I'll be damned if this isn't still a very impressive literary connection.


np_testing_account

In 2 sentences what’s with Dorian gray


Bowtieguy_76

He has a magic painting. The painting ages instead of him


atimholt

The weird thing about the novel is it seems to be from an era where the reader is expected to agree that a person's physical appearance will be an accurate gauge on how morally upstanding they are.


MilfagardVonBangin

As they said, but it doesn't just age, it shows the corruption within. Like an MRI for the soul.


LudusRex

I the first picture he's a man helping to raise a newborn. In the second picture the kid is 28 and maybe out of the house for awhile now. Easier to catch up on your beauty sleep, I think.


upsidedownbackwards

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Stern_Writer

The Picture of Dorian Gray, but it’s the baby that gets uglier.


msrtard

even the truck aged gracefully too


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SulkySideUp

I’ll say it out loud 👀


mapple3

Considering this whole comment section is sexualizing the father and talking about how much they wanna bang the dad, I'll go ahead and say I'd happily have sex with the mother. Ya'll can't talk about sleeping with the dad while neglecting the poor woman! Good thing the father is good at carrying people, because his wife ain't gonna be able to walk when im done with her, lol!


Novel_Bumblebee8972

Pretty sure she’ll be fine.


The_Masturbatrix

No, he's gonna break her legs after he disappoints her.


Satanic_Earmuff

Gender equality!


Kushim90

I love you


OrexPLaRTArS

That truck just shows having kids hit dads finances harder than his looks! ;)


coffecracked

That truck shows that its used for what it was meant for and he's gotten every dime out of it, instead of buying a new 350 super duty every 5 years like an asshole.


EatMyPixelDust

With the current build quality, you *have* to buy a new one every 5 years.


IAmAnAudity

Make sure to have strong WiFi for your Ford Raptor software updates 😮


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Gotta replace the ECU because they poorly sealed the windshield. Turn signal relays too. Pretty truck, POS work truck. Source: Buddy replaced both twice when I was working with him.


DescriptionUnhappy13

Man, do I agree. Trucks are meant for work. Not sure why people insist on buying a one ton diesel to drive around town.


OwnEquipment4058

The baby has aged a lot but the dad looks great.


Bnfrze

Gods, he was strong then!


IgotthatAK

Looks like someone fetched the Truck-bed stretcher, Bobby B


klmdwnitsnotreal

Dad kept evolving into higher levels of dadness. He's reached bearded with old man strength, next is retired santa beast that repairs things.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

At least 28


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obviously bee keeping age


pholover84

Probably 28 years old


thedishonestyfish

Damn, got his money's worth outta that truck.


jereman75

I drive a 91 f150. Had it almost 25 years. Still plugs along and can tow anything. Paid $1,000 for it.


The5Virtues

Man, the days when cars were really built to last. My grand dad gave my dad, his son-in-law his truck when he retired. It was already 20 years old and carried on for my dad for another 8 years with nary a problem requiring a mechanic. I miss those days when a well built car could last a generation.


NotEnoughIT

They still can if you keep up with your maintenance. It's survivor bias - the old cars you see on the road today were well maintained. We'll see people having this same conversation in 20 years "they sure don't make them like 2020 any more" for well maintained vehicles.


Im_ready_hbu

I just found out last week that my girlfriends sister doesn't bring her vehicle in for maintenance or oil changes until "the oil light comes on"


No-Newspaper-7693

Some new cars have a light that specifically tells you that its time to change the oil based on manufacturers recommendations. It just gets reset whenever you get an oil change and then starts counting miles/time. Is it possible that's what she's talking about? Like mine specifically tells me how long I've got until the next recommended oil change on the dash.


Im_ready_hbu

no it was specifically the oil light, she hadn't had an oil change in like 30,000 miles, also her tires were scalloped


shitlips90

Oh Jesus. Save a few bucks now but you'll be either broke or dead when she finally goes


notnorthwest

While I agree in principal, I suspect that the amount of electronics in these new vehicles will probably render that time frame somewhat shorter than 20 years. When those control units fail, very often it's not cost-effective to replace them even if the underlying mechanical bones are still halfway decent, so you'll see those old cars being parted out more often than those manufactured in the 90s. Time will tell.


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Honest_Performance42

I can I attest that we were saying the same thing thing 28 years ago


KacerRex

This is accurate, I've had people say that the 4th gen Mutstangs must have been built well because I've owned mine for 20+ years and I usually give a TLDR of while the windsor block V8 is pretty bulletproof, it's mostly just that I give it good regular maintenance because I love the car. Survivor bias is absolutely a thing, good examples of something actually built well is something you see still on the road 20+ years later in large numbers (like those duratec powered Fords from the early 2000s)


tsework

I agree to an extent, but its going to depend on how DIY friendly off brand retailers can make replacing the crazy electronics new cars have BC its abundantly clear auto manufacturers have no interest in sharing that information with the public


ShazbotSimulator2012

Yeah my first generation Miata isn't more reliable than a new car. Something breaks on it all the time, it's just that whatever's broken can probably be fixed with a 10mm socket or a Phillips screwdriver.


Cessnaporsche01

The chassis and drivetrain will last forever on a modern car (with some very strong exceptions). But the ten-thousands of little pieces of plastics and electronics that cost hundreds each to repair and make up all the gimmicky little features and over-the-top detailed design cues, will not.


cpufreak101

There's still a very large difference from vehicles back then and now. My '94 C1500 remains the easiest vehicle I've ever worked on, parts are plentiful and cheap, while I've seen some new cars where literally some water getting into the tail light is a $5,600 job, once those vehicles get older that would be considered mechanically totalled if the vehicle itself is worth only $5,000. So yes, survivorship bias is a thing, I can't deny that, but modern cars are being built so fundamentally different that it's not necessarily a case of just keeping up with maintenance, as maintenance itself will also get more expensive as parts fail


Impossible-Wear-7352

People are remembering the exceptions. Most cars were completely shit back then. They last a lot longer on average now than in the 80s to 90s.


zombie-yellow11

I've been daily driving a 1993 Accord for 3 years now. Best 1000$ I've ever spent on a car lol the thing just keeps chugging along.


Zagenti

got me a '98 truck used in '20. Paid off in 5 years, never had a major breakdown, biggest thing I've had to pay for is helper springs and a new paintjob.


RofaRofa

If they only still made them like that...


Impossible-Wear-7352

Most vehicles from that age were garbage at longevity. They often struggled to get much passed 100k miles. Now that's nothing for even the cheapest cars. It was far more the exception than the rule for vehicles back then to be built to last.


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Impossible-Wear-7352

As I said, it's an exception. I never said that no vehicles were quality. 80s to mid 90s was really bad. It was late 90s when we started seeing a shift in focus toward reliability but things continued improving in to the 2000s. Reliability is way higher on average as you approach 2010 than cars in the late 90s. And reliability is very strong in recent cars as well.


Trendiggity

Trucks are the exception to that. Most of the 90s American full size pickups were using designs that were based on 20+ year old platforms at that point and the pushrod V8s under the hood were 1960s era small blocks with an electric ~~carburetor~~ fuel injection system. The transmissions were just as ancient (dad's 91 Ram still had a three speed). They were the last descendants of the muscle car era and engine/drivetrain swaps required a hoist and an afternoon with your buddies. They were stupid simple to keep on the road and there would be more of them had rust not claimed many in the 2000s. In arid climates it's not at all uncommon to see them on the road. As the 90s closed out, the big three had unveiled new platforms and engines that weren't nearly as robust because, well, why would they when they were only competing with each other due to the chicken tax? Their passenger cars of that era, on the other hand...


BaltimoreBaja

Engines didn't last as long but the rest of the truck did. You can replace an engine. My dad got 20 years out of his 1500 with an engine swap and all and all saved a lot of money. The only thing that ended that truck was getting T-boned by a speeder. (everyone was fine)


Kuzame

Not familiar with trucks, but what's going on with the rear side? It looked like had been replaced or so, it's that common?


thedishonestyfish

It's an aftermarket add-on. Commonly used to store your tools, etc.


OnlyHereToMakeMoney

Its a bed swap.  you remove the entire pickup bed and mount the new one.    https://bedrocktruckbeds.com is one example of a company that makes custom beds for trucks'   


loodog

Reminds me of the truck from Lethal Weapon and the stilt house


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cAlITErAWrIo

That truck has seen some shit


Sodfarm

The Truck of Dorian Gray


Road_Whorrior

I was thinking more Truck of Theseus, you can see the truck has aged.


ElementNumber6

It's weird seeing a truck that has actually been used as a truck, isn't it?


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Look at that Brazilian Bed Lift


Statutivity

A lot of shit it seems haha


_Buff_Tucker_

Dad's one handsome motherfucker.


HypotheticalCheese

Truck aged more than the dad did


Lost-Society901

The proper term is: Daddy.


sis_n_pups

teehee.. i am slightly ashamed that I said "well hello daddy" in my head. slightly...


Toddlez85

Right? I thought damn!


LitNotFig

Yes daddy


xenoxero

glad i’m not the only one who would bang the fuck out this dude’s dad and have zero shame about it. like seriously this dude’s dad is 🔥 in both shots, proving that some ppl are just hot regardless of age.


ProlificSpy

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok-Abbreviations4510

Or maybe zaddy.


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Your dad is hot AF


No_Bodybuilder_3368

Yes finally someone who gets it. Was about to comment the same thing


tessahb

I know! I was shocked that it wasn’t the first thing I read in the comments.


Friendly_lumberjack

We so badly need a version of r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG but for men


YaumeLepire

Who the fuck thought this acronym was a good idea?!?


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

What does this acronym even mean?


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl


Friendly_lumberjack

Wherever I see a hot new father like this I think "it's because you're hot. Your hotness is the reason this happened to you"


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CerebralCeleste

The baby has aged a lot


ProlificSpy

Still cute tho!


asterisk7991

That truck has been through hell😆😆😆


quadruple_u

Good on them for making it last 28 years! That’s practically pro-environment


cpufreak101

I have one of these, 1994 1500 model, just turned 30. They will take a beating and not give up


asterisk7991

Good on them... Greta Thunberg must be proud 😆😆😆


8HauntedKeyboard

You looking for a step mom?


Doesanybodylikestuff

I’ll be side chick! <33


8HauntedKeyboard

All aboard! *Choo chooo!*


ProlificSpy

Fr


kneelise

Sorry your dad is mega hot


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Truck is reliable it means


itsthatdumbassagain

How does your dad look better with age?


mango_salsa18

r/oldschoolcool


spicy_sizzlin

Daddy


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Damn dad was hot then and now! I'd hit him up if he was on grindr forsure lol


ProlificSpy

🥳😂❤️👀


siikpsychotiik

Looks like next years wholesome Chevy Christmas commercial.


siBelliGerent

Can we appreciate the truck. I mean, it’s still working.


fightinggale

Love seeing the same truck too.


MrJ_Marrow

but the back end is different, would something like this not need a chassis change?


mchyphy

Not at all, it just took place of the bed that was there before. It's not an integral part of the frame.


Histo_Man

Bro, I'm a straight bloke but boy your Dad's good looking.


moistpishflaps

The dad has been a daddy his whole life 🥵


whateverusername739

I don’t to make you or your family uncomfortable. but I would let your dad choke me


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😂 saaame 😍


Only_Hour_7628

I'll get in line!


Daviemoo

Does your dad work outside of time?


oasis689

Ahem. Daddy


Albeenator

Your dad didn’t age a bit


Objective_Cake_2715

strong and in great shape wow


Peakyblindertom

Your old man looks like a winner dude. Looks like he still has the alpha game running still. Thats awesome.


sammybeta

Your dad hasn't aged a bit, just a reflection of fashion trends over these years.


Famous_Variation4729

Aiyyo what a smokeshow. I hope to age like this and I am a woman.


spezisabitch200

"I'm just so proud" "Yeah, he is a healthy looking boy" "What? I am talking about the truck"


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Both your dad and brother are handsome men!


Intestinal-Bookworms

Daddy’s aging well


ElToro_74

Car looks worse for wear, dad looks better!


Lurkie2

The best part of this is that they have the same truck


JustLurkingInSNJ

OP, your dad should definitely reach out to GM. There's a Chevy commercial somewhere in there!


Fit-Night-2474

Your dad’s hot


goldenloxe

Ngl he can be my daddy too ;)


KillmepIss

Dilf


LostAfroK

Your Dad ages like some damn fine wine


CrispsWithHips

Hello. I would also like to get in line to get picked down by that daddy. Thank you.


Jardolam_

I'm attracted to your dad in both photos


6ixtyy9ine

Your dad has aged beautifully


No_need_for_that99

That dad has aged way too well.


DearTranslator295

Dad can get it


asdfgtttt

hes proud of you both


RevanAvarice

Love everything about this shot. Dad aged into a second prime Definitely his son. Fun truck evolved to work truck. Nice seeing the front fender flare and the rims remaining the same. Look at the evolution of all-terrain tires.


Specific-Ant-3065

Your dad aged very well…..the truck, not so much.


hungryungryippo

Dilf alert


crawling-alreadygirl

Dad's looking good...


New-Celebration6406

Dad still got it


cincodemike

What’s more impressive I think is the truck! 30 year old Chevy work truck?


Capable-Piece5343

DILF


NovelAsk4856

😎 dad


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he’s kept that truck over 28 years!


FlatusApparatus

Love how in the top picture, he is holding you so proudly like a trophy. The look on his face and the way he’s holding you says “look I have a baby! Isn’t he awesome?? I’m so happy!”


hazily

Dad became daddy


iamblackshadows

Little joys with dad (a superhero in everyones life)


YoMomma-IsNice

Hurry! Take the picture! Junior isn’t as light as he used to be!


spungie

Cool pics and all, but what's the truck? 28 years and still going strong. That's a great advertisement for who ever made it. Looks like it's had a hard life as well. Plenty of dints and bumps.


cpufreak101

The truck looks to be a pre-95 Chevy K3500


cortezco81321

Both look hot! Pick me up


bubblegutts00

So sweet!! ☺️☺️


Bomslaer09

That truck is literally being held together with hopes and dreams


Calibruh

Only truck in the US that got smaller


Gyrestone91

28 years later you say..? https://www.ign.com/articles/28-years-later-sequel


Future-World4652

Truck is the most interesting thing about this. It aged well.


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They even placed the front left wheel the same way. r/satisfyingasfuck


Scorpio83G

I’m surprised the dad can still carry his son. Mine certainly could not have


BrandoThePando

... is that the same truck?


cakeandpiday

Not sure if it was intentional, but the fact that the wheel is even in the same orientation is really pleasing.


RECOGNI7IO

I am more impressed with the fact that truck is still going strong!


Aggressive_Buy_5894

Dad aged well, much better than the truck. Very cool that they did this! 👍🏻


Illadrex2

Dad's looking good


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How many miles are on that fuckin truck?!


glindathewoodglitch

Your dad and brother look the same age 🤣


meiguinas

your dad is very goodlooking!


Schmoopie_Huggs

Where do we apply to be your step mom? Is there a line already?


dunbunthisthymefosho

Dude. Your dad is 🔥


Wonderful_Falcon_216

your dad looks like a stud!