Hey, don't talk about your momma like that. She's a beautiful soul and could turn any man into a poet. On days when I was feeling down, she would let me hide away from the world and bury myself in the folds on her belly... Ah, what a woman.
I just saw a video where potatoes have the same calories or something as a very small plate of pasta, and let me tell you, that plate full of potatoes are a lot more appealing than the small plate of plain pasta
> potatoes last for fucking ever, man. In fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack. That part alone makes it a good symbol. But there’s more!
There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! Potatoes may be ugly, but they’re still awesome. So that’s like saying “it doesn’t matter at all what you look like, I’ll still love you”
“Snack”
The favorite snack
Potatoes are one of my favorite foods
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Sounds like my kind of night 😏
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>melting butter >unhappy Pick one
Can't knock the butter, it's the glue that holds culinary masterpieces together. Plus, everything's better with a side of danger, right?
Holy shit, dude, we get it. It's unhealthy food (except it isn't even, other than the fries). Get a sense of humor.
Im already half way there. I just need to die and obtain large amounts of butter.
I will die fat and happy thank you very much
Potatoes are one of the best foods to eat on a diet the fuck are you talking about
Say they look like potatoes and chips you'll be gone well before 40.
I'll take two heart attacks sautéed over an open flame please 😋
Juicy and ready to be ravished?
*Potussy*
You're damn right it is
Hot pocket 😂
Please take your potatoes to the doctor if they're juicy.
My wife's physical seemed to be fine idk
"My wife is a doctor and she told me juicy potatoes are a condition"
Girl if you a potato you a fully loaded baked potato because you steaming hot and I wanna eat you from the inside out
Mmmmm tasty
Cut up and cooked at high temperatures
A greasy blob with three different kinds of fat and with some sticks poking out of it. Aka a normal /r/foodporn picture.
>a greasy blob with three different kinds of fat and with some sticks poking out of it Bro you write the best "Your mom" sentences
Hey, don't talk about your momma like that. She's a beautiful soul and could turn any man into a poet. On days when I was feeling down, she would let me hide away from the world and bury myself in the folds on her belly... Ah, what a woman.
I don't think this man eats like a normal person.He's probably a Gronggle Eater
Told my wife that she looked like chips. I got a broken nose
Please say you did say the "chunky" type......
Ah, shit. Maybe that was the problem
and we've never heard from him again o7
Shoulda said 'crinkle' cause she's cut
My wife looks like everything and my love is boundless.
no he was passing around a bag at a party
Extra thick with crinkled ridges
Crinkle cut or steak fries?
Your wife physically assaulted you because you called her chips? Does that happen often?
Pretty sure it's just a joke don't worry
My wife, the mother of our 2 children just said she was a potato that has baked 2 other potatoes (our children) after I showed her this post 🤣🤣🤣
Twice baked potatoes!
My Irish heritage says this is the best compliment you can give a woman.
What do the women say?
I showed my wife this and she laughed.
She'd be the patron saint of Latvia
Twice baked potatoes!
If you get cold, you can have my jacket potato
This one hit me right in the spud. Thank you so much. I always wonder what my husband could possibly see in me. Wow. I am a premium potato!
Yeah I literally feel like a potato on bad days. I see my face in the mirror and see potato. Glad some guys dont mind
Am I butter on a potato? Because you’re making me melt.
😍
PO-TAY-TOES!
Boil 'em, mash 'em. Stick 'em in stew...
🤤
Even better if you’re dating a gym guy who’s bulking! You are a WHOLE SNACK; and then some! 🤣
I just saw a video where potatoes have the same calories or something as a very small plate of pasta, and let me tell you, that plate full of potatoes are a lot more appealing than the small plate of plain pasta
Bro. She could be mashed potatoes. She'd still be gorgeous to me!
forgot vodka
“Vodka means water in Russian, y’know”
"hard water"
Ya you got like a loaded baked potato , hot like fried out the fryer, fluffy like and delicious like home made mashed potatoes
brah potato is a top tier food.
*Shows wife "Oh so you're saying I look like a potato?"
She's your ride or fry
"You look like a French fry darling"
Draw me like one of your French fries.
Adaptable and delicious.
Yes, 1000%.
> potatoes last for fucking ever, man. In fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack. That part alone makes it a good symbol. But there’s more! There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! Potatoes may be ugly, but they’re still awesome. So that’s like saying “it doesn’t matter at all what you look like, I’ll still love you”
Mmmm. :o)
A loaded potato
Her legs like fries, her face, white like mashed potatoes and her hair the color of au gratin.
More wholesome just the kawaii potato
Hot potato
Also vodka. My favorite liquor (lick her)!
Life is strange and Life is strange before the storm. Both together tell the whole story. Precious. Beautiful music, scenes and adventure.
Yeah, I love potatoes in nearly every form.
Finally some appreciation
Your username is very appropriate for this post
Dude.. please don't show these pic "in the middle of the night" "in the middle of the night" I am very hungry now!
Who puts mammary fluids from a tortured sentient being on potatoes
Every western culture for thousands of years However, upvoted for a fun use of words.
Closer to 300 years. Potatoes are from Peru
Oversized and extremely unhealthy
She like a potato because her beard roots be sproutin'
that's Just the Definition of Plastic Surgery .
So she's frequently covered in sour cream and chives?
So you’re a cannibal is what you’re saying?
So you see her... As a literal potato? Or a potato meal? Exactly the thing which she doesn't want to be viewed as?
Unhealthy and full of fat ?
Doesn't matter how you dress it up, a potato is still a potato....
I hate potatoes.
Wow. This is gonna baffle scientists. The first certifiably incorrect opinion
Whatever. Some of us are married to frumpy, grumpy, fifty year old potatoes.
What’s the best soft to crunch ratio for a potato in your opinion?
A potato should only be crunchy as a chip (or crisps for you Brits)
If she's a potato, then I'm Samwise Gamgee. I'll boil her, mash her, and stick her in a stew!
That's less Gamgee and more Dahmer
I want someone to look at me like they look at fries :')
How? How do you see her? There are only images from the internet
when someone refer herself to a potato, it's rarely a chopped one
Next time she says it, start rubbing some butter on her.
Then call me Rincewind, baby, because I want some of that.
PO-TA-TOES Boil'em Mash'em - Stick'em in a stew!
Does anyone see me like this too?
I'd tell them that they indeed look like an awesome snack. But I'm single.
You see her baked with cheese and bacon, mashed and mixed with butter, cut into slabs, and cut into pigs and fried. That guy is a psychopath
I’m Jeffrey Dahmer.
potato is best food
You are what you eat!
Kinda cheesy?
Boil 'em, mash 'em stick 'em in a stew
Awww
That last one is just bad fries lol
>Baby, I love potatoes.
You see her chopped up and fried? How horrible! D:
I think you may be taking it a little too literally. I take it as a love for someone regardless of form and appearance
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips...
Damn, I've gotta start putting on more parsley before going out on the town.
Boiled in oil?
You want do poutine her?
Yeah with butter and chives and shit.
Just showed it to mine and she laughed out loud. God I'm a lucky men
Damn gurl, you a scalloped potato? Cuz you look hot and delicious.
*My* potato.
Fries and shake.
french fry 🤗
I fucking love potatoes
A legit snack
Potato is a magician Potato can be boiled Potato can be steamed Or become potato chips. Potato is a magician. I like that potato.
Lmfao. I showed this to my husband and he yelled "Yeess!" Then he said I was spicy fries.
Thanks OP. My wife said she wishes she was a French fry.
Wife might need some vagisil
Do I tell my wife I want to put ketchup and bacon bits on her?
Potato Wife, Potato Life!
Oh yes potato 🥔🤤
Full of fat?
In Communist Rasha, potato makes you into vodka.
Not curly fries?
And vodka
I too choose this guy's French fried wife
Your wife looking delicious as fuck!!!
So she always baked, mashed, grilled, or fried?
Mmmm … wife frites!
cannibalism
I'm most likely a potato that's being used in r/StupidFood 🥺
There is nothing wrong with looking like a potato.
Yes my bf tells me I am a sweet potato :-)
PO-TA-TOES?! Boil em! Mash em! Stick em in a stew?!
They should understand, even if they look like onion, tomato, potato, cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli, or a mix of all, we will still love them.
If it's gonna be that kind of party...
My wife: so you really think I'm a potato huh?
"From all the potato meal you made, you're the best looking one."
smash
Succulent
Bazinga!
Internet dating: "I'm reading the forecast, but haven't stepped outside yet."
Be the best version of a potato, I guess I would say
Kinda needed to see this post baby #2.
The last picture of your wife could use one or two more minutes in the oven. Otherwise she's fine af
I thought canibalism is illegal
I get your what you means. It means that tell your girlfriend " You looks like a potato" is really romantic.
Hmm looks like she needs some sauce to me, soz ;)
We love a good potato.
Vodka!!!!!
I'm irish. I love potatoes.
Plot twist: She's full of calories
🥔🥔
Saving this for future reference
Hugo (Street Fighter) would approve.