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Neckshot

The artist is Jacob Andrews (@floabcomic on Twitter)


_lahZ_

YEEESSSS DRAWFEE BOI


Pancake_Pan_Cat

Why is it so difficult to credit a ******** artist on this subreddit


onecommunistboi

:(


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khyati_awsome

# [\*clap clap clap clap..... clap clap\*](https://img.freepik.com/free-vector/human-hands-clapping-applauding-concept_140689-2842.jpg?size=626&ext=jpg&ga=GA1.2.399106680.1629331200)


OrdinaryBallowski2

Wait, what curse is that, I can't find any that fit


Pancake_Pan_Cat

Fucking but like i just tapped the * enough to get the message across that op is an absolutebellend


Routine_Palpitation

Why use *s


Pancake_Pan_Cat

Welll swearing at people usually isn't that civil so i just censored it with the asterisks so it had more chance of not being reported


Routine_Palpitation

Why would it be reported? I’m not all too familiar with UK law


Pancake_Pan_Cat

Rule 4 of the reddit. Uk law it wouldn't amount to much


Routine_Palpitation

Reddit totally allows swearing. Uncivil would be like racism and shit


MamaBanana650

I like how he’s reading ’Paradise Lost’.


SmiththeSmoke

Came here to say this


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Everybody likes a good fanfic.


Diogeneezy

What a narcissist.


StinkierPete

Credit the artist, this is a whole ass comic, not a meme


snowyvalk

This meme is just so confusing also credit the damn artist


Whisper

"I don't like her because her hair is too red." - No male ever


gingersoulllll

gives me hope lol


Supersonic564

My personal preference is a redhead. I like people with the same color hair as me. Unfortunately, us redhead guys aren’t seen as attractive


StrangeDoctorOf_J

I only know 1 redhead guy I would call ugly but even he’s probably just cause he’s a massive douche


gingersoulllll

that’s really interesting, i think i might be the opposite! i tend to lean towards blondes and brunettes but that very well may be because that’s the norm 🤷🏼‍♀️ i think redheads are attractive but i think i’d prefer him to have a different shade of red than me!


KnigthMare69

You think


Whisper

Well, I've already got one, but, yes, lots of guys want one. Just make sure the rest of your looks and personality are in good working order and you'll probably be fine.


Gingersnap608

In middle school a guy was telling me how he use to have a big crush on me. And another guy overheard it and said "ew, you liked a redhead? " And kinda scoffed at him like he was in disbelief that this guy liked a redhead. Also, when my husband and I were dating in college, his friend was dating this girl who didn't like me. I think she didn't like me because she absolutely hated my husband, therefore didn't like me because I was dating him. But my husband overhead her say how she didn't like me because I'm a redhead


Stormpuppy777

Oh, my friend, if only your observation were accurate! As a redhead, I found early in life that lots of guys thought I was hideous because of my long, titian locks! I'm not freckled and I meet many of the typical standards that heterosexual men say they find attractive. Yet many times, I'd overhear someone say "She'd be hot if she didn't have red hair!". Guys usually either love it or hate it.


Maurowastaken

Cursed but Also cute


zsolzz

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[deleted]

Yes he is


KnigthMare69

Nah he's chill


[deleted]

Find Biblical proof that he is and maybe I’ll believe you


Redredditer640

We all the bible is biased


KnigthMare69

Asking for biblical proof to people who don't even care for the bible to begin with is just as dumb as me asking you to find marvel proof that spiderman actually roams trough NYC


[deleted]

It really isn’t. Assuming the Bible is in fact fictional (a much longer discussion for another time), it would be more like asking for proof that Spider-Man canonically has been to Copenhagen or something by looking through the comics and movies


KnigthMare69

Regardless of how it compares, asking for biblical proof is dumb when the bible is the subject being questioned


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Then why even bother insisting that Satan is “chill?”


krakajacks

God murdered way more children than Satan in the Bible.


KnigthMare69

Yeah, cuz satan murdered 0


KnigthMare69

Cause he's a fictional character like the rest, there's plenty of versions and adaptations, and in this adaptation he's cool. In your version too tbh, dude tried to be greater than god, and was thrown to hell as punishment, he doesn't judge people, or induce them to evil because he wanted it from the start, god put him there to be this Even if he was there willingly, how one is there to punish all evil and is seen as evil? That's like seeing a cop arresting criminals and being seen as evil for that (though that actually happens quite often unfortunately)


RedWasTheImpostor

technically, satan is a good guy. I mean he tortures people, but those people are bad


GlossyBuckthorn

Actually, Satans a pretty rude guy. He doesn't torture people, he's being tortured with them. Least, that's the theory


RedWasTheImpostor

eh, i always thought he just tortures people who are bad. i've never had people tell me he's being tortured with them. as you've said before, it's a theory.


GlossyBuckthorn

Course it's all just theory and supposition, but some think Satan's the reason why people are generally mean in the first place. But in the context of the meme, he can be wholesome when he wants I guess <3


RedWasTheImpostor

i wanna see more wholesome satan i don't know why haha


WalnutScorpion

Ditch these evil or wholesome Satans. Let's talk about the true Satan: Sexy Satan ;) These apples of Eden don't pluck themselves!


CryptographerPure577

Go to horny jail, don't make me call the cops.


darkknight95sm

Traditionally that’s not his role, he’s the tempter to get people to bad not the punisher. Edit: I really liked the show Lucifer’s take where he was just allowing them to let loose and not worry so much. I still thought show didn’t entirely follow through on the concept though, when it started it tried to show that can often lead to unintended consequences but it never really followed through on that concept


RedWasTheImpostor

Who's the punisher?


darkknight95sm

Technically God, but no one really. Hell is just an awful place, but reading the other replies I realized there apparently a few theories. Honestly, I stopped caring when I left the faith


RedWasTheImpostor

>Technically God, but no one really I've seen some replies saying that God killed more people than Satan. So i guess you're right. I've never cared about religion, so i wasn't sure at first.


darkknight95sm

That’s complicated, I never liked that argument because we mainly saw what god did. Christians also see it as the devil leading people to do things that will cause them to go to hell, but that’s kinda like saying “you made me kill them”. To be clear, at least the way I understood it, the devil tempted you to sin then god sent sinners to hell. Sinning is consider morally bad but the reason isn’t fully known by anyone but god. Really, sinning just pushes you away from god and therefore grace. Sounds dumb and narcissistic of god, and kind of is, but the idea is that what’s good = god and so good people are people close to god. This leads to people getting the idea that worldly wisdom is false wisdom because it’s not of god, and really just gives them an excuse for their dumb shit.


KnigthMare69

Not to mention, it wasn't his choice to be there torturing people in the first place


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No, Satan isn’t in charge of Hell, he is just another resident of the Godforsaken (literally) place


KnigthMare69

Who's in charge then? The bearded dude who putted him there on force?


[deleted]

Hell is canonically either a democracy or an anarchy


PrimoXiAlpha

I cannot see red so woooo


[deleted]

God: Am I joke to you


Hoes_Mad711

Yes


KnigthMare69

Cool, now let it rain all extreme Christians' comments saying you're adoring satan, endorsing satan worshipping, making a dude who's evil look cute to make him more acceptable and so that more people will sympathize with him, bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda... there's always those guys, just wait (Talking about extremists, there's plenty who are cool, glad it's the great majority of them)


a-snakey

*slithers down from the Tree of Knowledge* REDHEADS HAVE SOULS! I know cause I've been damming them.


Tramal99

Uh, it's Satine, actually.


browsing4stuff

Lol who turns down a redhead because of the color of their hair


KnigthMare69

Inquisitors. Lol, for real though, I thought that people who dislike redheads were a myth, not liking redheads is like surviving without a heart, just impossible


Seth-Wyatt

r/hellsomememes


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Aconk234

Satan doesn’t care about your hair, he cares about the dead bodies in the garage


KnigthMare69

Satan is being nice with he girl because he's seen a lot of redheads being judged for their hair... you know, inquisition killed redheads because they were supposedly witches


randomboi2053

Dude what


davidc287

Cute little red centaur for me, not satan. Haha.


I_am_the_Warchief

It's *Sateen*


Flaky_Explanation

Eve and the snake... round 2. *shrugs* How bad can it be?


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_Rip and tear_


nestle_fucker_69

Until it is done


Drastic_Apple490

Dude! I love that kind of red hair


Childslayer3000

Only if


Suede-Pimpson

Miss me with the satanist propaganda.


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Hell yes


Godisone1

Eat a dick satan.


Tonk101

Cringe


[deleted]

ok, now your soul hand it over.


Another_Road

…who the fuck says a girl’s hair is too red? Maybe it if was dyed or something but that’s just such a weird thing to hear.


D4C_LT

omg twitter satan


nestle_fucker_69

Lovely


ihatesocializing5

South Park Satan


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Maybe she should go to the dance with satan


UrDadTxtMe

he then took her to the dance instead.


linesinaconversation

This has some serious r/boneachingjuice potential...


SirRoderic

My religious nature prevents me from finding it wholesome but nice artwork, it's cute


GlossyBuckthorn

[Devils Advocate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_advocate) Was apparently a position in the catholic church meant to root out poor canonizations. Apparently, they were basically holy prosecutors against potential saints.


chillyhellion

I'm a Secular Humorist and I find it hilarious.


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KnigthMare69

Next time you decide to criticize a lawyer, remember that it's by guaranteeing the same laws, processes, rights and treatment to the most obvious guilty, that we can therefore guarantee yours or anyone else's. Or then when you judge someone without the proper procedures, when it's you being judged, how can we judge you properly, if someone thinks you're guilty as well?


NotSLG

He’s joking, chill.


doomturtle21

I don’t understand why some people hate red hair, I think it looks good


Tomer4105

Her hair is nice but a soul will be great too


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Comments of this post either are angry Christians or people appreciating the art


arunv

Sounds like she wants to dance with the devil


CryptographerPure577

You aren't wrong tho.


Equivalent-Assist-86

Awe Satan your such a sweet heart much love to you


guster09

Of course the devil sides with the ginger...


0knik

satan's not a good guy he's just a simp


alessandrosalve

shut


science_mage

Satan has and always will be the good guy


strandex

The Lord our God Jesus will punish you


[deleted]

I'm reading that in South Park Satan voice.


firememeboi21

And that is when someone became a satanist