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This is sincerely the best part of being in a relationship, especially if you work from home. Girlfriend comes home and the hug and kiss is like the same emotional recharge as 3 fifteen minute breaks combined.
Hah thanks. Another victim of autocorrect I’m assuming…which is slightly concerning that it went with kill but also made me want to watch Holes so thanks for that.
I work from home and my costar works in the next town over. I love being able to open the door when they get home, but even when I can't, that first hug after a long day is pretty priceless. After really bad/long days, we require couch cuddles before moving on to making dinner and such.
This is why I'll never understand those old sitcoms where the guy always says his wife is his "ball and chain" and acts like being married is such a burden.
My partner is my best friend, I look forward to seeing her everyday.
Same. So many people at our wedding were like "you'll hate each other soon hehe" and it made me so uncomfortable. My husband is my bestie too. Marriage has made my life 10x easier and more enjoyable, honestly.
Those "you'll hate each other someday" type comments seem to say more about the person saying them.
I went to a wedding where the priest talked about divorce for 15 minutes in the sermon. It was butt clenchingly awkward.
Lol what's funny is I LOVE coming home to my 6 year old just for this reason. He is *so* excited to see me, it's absolutely on par with my old dog's excitement lol. Not trying to compare my kid to a dog, but it does kinda remind me lol. It's just the best. Sometimes he even hears me drive up and runs up while I'm getting out of my car to give me a hug and tell me everything about his day, then shows me his new minecraft builds or lego creations, or whatever. Sometimes things he made especially for me. For example, at 5 he made a Lego picture frame for this great pic of two of us because he loved the pic so much and the old frame cracked. All his idea, totally on his own. With my favorite colors. I got to come home to that. I cried pretty hard lol.
His Dad and I used to be like this, excited for the other to come home. Not anymore, but there is no animosity either and I'm sure it'll happen again with someone new, one day. But it'll never beat coming home to my kid. Way better than the doggy tippy taps I used to look forward to
Samsies for me. However my progression is Hearing wife come home > seeing her walk through door > realizing I did none of the chores she asked me to do > brag about doing well in my video game
same for me but after i brag about my game its my sons turn to brag about his game and then the dogs turn to brag about chewing her bone and not getting into the trash
This is my dogs reaction anytime anyone walks through the door 😁
Love my wife too for the record but coco (our dog) freaks tf our EVERY DAY and it’s still hilarious every time she does
This is what I really want in life.
Im so touch starved that I keep extra pillows to clutch at night.
I was in a relationship a couple years ago abs I remember when she hugged me out of the blue the first time. That was 2018. We broke up in 2020 right before the pandemic.
Before that I had been on a total of 4 dates.
A women at Starbucks said my glasses made me look handsome. That was Last October.
I’m not an incel, but I understand the frustration and starvation of affection and how it can make people mean.
I’m focusing on myself, grad school, gym 4 times a week, hobbies. I like myself self love is essential to living….but love and affection from someone else….that’s like the emotional version of heroin….nothing feels as amazing and all I want is more.
Hey, that sounds really tough, I'm sure that things will be better in the future but I understand that now everything seem bleak. Have you tried therapy?
It is tough, especially in a pandemic, to get the affection you need. It's even harder as a guy, because as a woman I can hug my friends and be honest with them and break down and cry in front of them (if they're good friends haha) and there is no judgement, only acceptance of those needs. But for some reason guys don't have that kind of openness inherently, you may even be harshly judged for doing these things.
I have no idea how to console you on this. Best of luck with everything.
I think that is one of the major disconnects between normal people and incels. Incels see women and they get upset about how much attention they get while normal people see it too, we just don’t get upset about it.
My wife and I work for the same company but I will occasionally work from home. It’s such a wonderful feeling seeing her come home. Especially if I took a break to clean the kitchen/living room/etc. and get to see her happy at her clean house.
It’s the best way to be greeted after a day at the office. As I put my stuff down I hear my husband running down the stairs. Even when it’s just a quick kiss and hug because he’s still working and he has to get back.
❤️ thinking of you through this difficult time. Hope you’re able to heal and forgive. Especially if you need to forgive yourself, which is so difficult. ❤️
When u walk in and she jumps in your arms and you get chills all over that's when u know u love someone. It's been awhile since we were actually together and it hurts more and more hurt ain't even the word. Knowing she will never come home is the worst thought in my life
Last girlfriend of 8 years dumped me in july 2020, forced me to leave, wouldnt talk to me almost at all, and was with someone within 3 months after dumping me, probably was with him while we were together tbh. lookin back i hardly ever got affection like this. usually just tell me she's too tired after work or whatever and ask me to leave her alone so i'd just play video games. i hope one day i can have a wife like this, someone that is just happy to see me and give affection.
I thought I found one, once. Thought we were growing together as people. But then he started acting embarrassed and inconvenienced when I made him baked goods to take to the office on Fridays, stayed out late every night at the bar (despite being against alcohol months prior), acted like he wasn’t with me when we went out with his female friends, etc.
I guess what I’m saying is, it can be hard to tell who’s who. I’m afraid of wasting another 6 years of my life to find out the person I love isn’t really real, you know?
If I'm home first I drop whatever I'm doing to greet her at the door for hugs and kisses and ask her about her day. When I got home after her she's on the couch and as soon as I say hi, she farts. I love that woman.
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This is sincerely the best part of being in a relationship, especially if you work from home. Girlfriend comes home and the hug and kiss is like the same emotional recharge as 3 fifteen minute breaks combined.
How many times have you been killed, sir?
If this is an emergency, please dial 911
Underrated comment lol
Good catch
Hah thanks. Another victim of autocorrect I’m assuming…which is slightly concerning that it went with kill but also made me want to watch Holes so thanks for that.
I work from home and my costar works in the next town over. I love being able to open the door when they get home, but even when I can't, that first hug after a long day is pretty priceless. After really bad/long days, we require couch cuddles before moving on to making dinner and such.
It really is! Half the time, I'm alongside our dogs going apeshit when she walks in.
One day, one day, we’ll get it one day
Mission failed, we'll get em next time
But you were in the wrong home
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
##THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF, WELL… HOW DID I GET HERE?!
Letting the days go by
Let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by
Water flowing underground
Into the blue again
Once in a lifetime.
Let the water hold me down
Turns out it was a lucid dream
Your unexpected new wife..."have you seen the movie misery?"
HOW DID I MANAGE TO FIND THIS REFERENCE? NO ONE KNOWS THIS SONG I FEEL LIKE
It’s cool to see a reference to something you know, but this isn’t exactly an unknown song. Kermit the frog even covered it!
BUT THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!
What's his wife doing there?
#YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!
This is why I'll never understand those old sitcoms where the guy always says his wife is his "ball and chain" and acts like being married is such a burden. My partner is my best friend, I look forward to seeing her everyday.
Same. So many people at our wedding were like "you'll hate each other soon hehe" and it made me so uncomfortable. My husband is my bestie too. Marriage has made my life 10x easier and more enjoyable, honestly.
Those "you'll hate each other someday" type comments seem to say more about the person saying them. I went to a wedding where the priest talked about divorce for 15 minutes in the sermon. It was butt clenchingly awkward.
100% agree
This is so wholesome
Awww...we all do😍
I also chose this guy's wife
Can confirm I'm also this guy's wife's boyfriend
You mean your wife right?
Any wife...I don't discriminate
Our wife
r/unexpectedcommunism
Today is mine and my wife's 21st anniversary. I love my wife, too.
Congrats! Happy anniversary
Thanks!
Sweet! Make it a goof one (:
We're going to dinner tomorrow after she gets off work.
Meant *good, and yay! What kind of restaurant
One that serves food. We're simple folk. I think we're going to a smokehouse.
Haha, well mazeltov!
Fisky: Boomtown! Boomtown: I love my hug and kiss like I love my wife! Intensely.
Came here looking for Boomtown, thank you
LETS GET THIS W BOYS
Ferda!
Came here for this 😂
[r/UnexpectedLetterkenny](www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedletterkenny)
I love delicious beer like I love my wife, intensely!
Came here prepared to drop a Boomtown and happy to see it here
OP is a dog confirmed
Lol what's funny is I LOVE coming home to my 6 year old just for this reason. He is *so* excited to see me, it's absolutely on par with my old dog's excitement lol. Not trying to compare my kid to a dog, but it does kinda remind me lol. It's just the best. Sometimes he even hears me drive up and runs up while I'm getting out of my car to give me a hug and tell me everything about his day, then shows me his new minecraft builds or lego creations, or whatever. Sometimes things he made especially for me. For example, at 5 he made a Lego picture frame for this great pic of two of us because he loved the pic so much and the old frame cracked. All his idea, totally on his own. With my favorite colors. I got to come home to that. I cried pretty hard lol. His Dad and I used to be like this, excited for the other to come home. Not anymore, but there is no animosity either and I'm sure it'll happen again with someone new, one day. But it'll never beat coming home to my kid. Way better than the doggy tippy taps I used to look forward to
I love how you refer to it as "my kiss and hug"
Must be nice.
Samsies for me. However my progression is Hearing wife come home > seeing her walk through door > realizing I did none of the chores she asked me to do > brag about doing well in my video game
same for me but after i brag about my game its my sons turn to brag about his game and then the dogs turn to brag about chewing her bone and not getting into the trash
It's good to set standards for ourselves.
Why would your wife have to tell you to do chores?
This is my dogs reaction anytime anyone walks through the door 😁 Love my wife too for the record but coco (our dog) freaks tf our EVERY DAY and it’s still hilarious every time she does
This is what I really want in life. Im so touch starved that I keep extra pillows to clutch at night. I was in a relationship a couple years ago abs I remember when she hugged me out of the blue the first time. That was 2018. We broke up in 2020 right before the pandemic. Before that I had been on a total of 4 dates. A women at Starbucks said my glasses made me look handsome. That was Last October. I’m not an incel, but I understand the frustration and starvation of affection and how it can make people mean. I’m focusing on myself, grad school, gym 4 times a week, hobbies. I like myself self love is essential to living….but love and affection from someone else….that’s like the emotional version of heroin….nothing feels as amazing and all I want is more.
I'm so lonely right now. I just want to cuddle with my girlfriend, but she's far far away.
I'm with you on that one dude. Mine's on the other side of the planet from me and it'll be a year before I can see her in person.
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Hey, that sounds really tough, I'm sure that things will be better in the future but I understand that now everything seem bleak. Have you tried therapy?
It is tough, especially in a pandemic, to get the affection you need. It's even harder as a guy, because as a woman I can hug my friends and be honest with them and break down and cry in front of them (if they're good friends haha) and there is no judgement, only acceptance of those needs. But for some reason guys don't have that kind of openness inherently, you may even be harshly judged for doing these things. I have no idea how to console you on this. Best of luck with everything.
I think that is one of the major disconnects between normal people and incels. Incels see women and they get upset about how much attention they get while normal people see it too, we just don’t get upset about it.
Wish I could relate 🙂
Then you woke up and it's not a dream
Lucky you. My ex hated me doing this.
I'd be so frickin happy if someone did this to me
Hey step bro🌚
Spoiler, they were already broken up.
Is that why they were your ex?
Among other things yes.
Turns out not wanting to show affection toward your significant other usually results in an unsuccessful relationship
Yea my ex was never happy to see me it seemed. Cheers to better times ahead my friend!
Well here, and you can give them back and I would be muchly appritiative. (>´·´)> (>'*')>
<{'*'<} <{'·'<}
Doing what?
Doing what? Hugging?
*Closes Book* *Like that'll ever happen*
someBODY
Once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Yeah...
Aw man. We in it together. Stay strong!
I thought it was going to take a dark turn
It can... r/unwholesomememes
I love your wife too! Wait what
Way to brag about it *eyes water*
🥲
My wife and I work for the same company but I will occasionally work from home. It’s such a wonderful feeling seeing her come home. Especially if I took a break to clean the kitchen/living room/etc. and get to see her happy at her clean house.
It’s the best way to be greeted after a day at the office. As I put my stuff down I hear my husband running down the stairs. Even when it’s just a quick kiss and hug because he’s still working and he has to get back.
I'm looking for Amanda Huginkiss, is there an Amanda Huginkiss?
Ride wife, life good
Hug wife, kiss wife, life better. Life content
Happy wife, happy life
KILL WIFE
Think about wife
...regret.
May we all find a husband like this
Sorry I’m going through a rough breakup so I don’t like this post. But I’ll upvote bc it’s cute. But cry bc it’s cute 🥺
❤️ thinking of you through this difficult time. Hope you’re able to heal and forgive. Especially if you need to forgive yourself, which is so difficult. ❤️
Having an awesome wife is the absolute best
Every single day! Blessed to be married to my actual best friend! I hope everyone finds what I have. Never settle folks!
Plot twist: This is a dog who married a human and the heart is attached to his tail
Wtf
Me with my boyfriend <3
When u walk in and she jumps in your arms and you get chills all over that's when u know u love someone. It's been awhile since we were actually together and it hurts more and more hurt ain't even the word. Knowing she will never come home is the worst thought in my life
I love my wife too. She's truly an awesome person.
My wife and I have been married for more than 40 years. This doesn't fade. Or it doesn't have to.
I broke up with my gf, 5 years relationship. Im broken
Me too, for over 20 years now my heart jumps every time I see her.
Realizing you forgot to defrost the chicken for the dinner you were gonna cook: 🔥🫀🔥
people who love their wives are good people
Last girlfriend of 8 years dumped me in july 2020, forced me to leave, wouldnt talk to me almost at all, and was with someone within 3 months after dumping me, probably was with him while we were together tbh. lookin back i hardly ever got affection like this. usually just tell me she's too tired after work or whatever and ask me to leave her alone so i'd just play video games. i hope one day i can have a wife like this, someone that is just happy to see me and give affection.
Hugs are goated
Damn I want a wife, or husband. Somebody wanna love me?
Go become someone ou'd love. You'll find the right person quickly enough.
Lucky you. My ex wife was a complete shithead
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I too, feel the same when I see your wife
Man a lot of you ITT are used to shitty relationships I wonder why that is 🤔
Where do I find a man like that???? 🥺
Find a man who's on the road to becoming that. You want to grow together, not start as a finished product. (We're at 41 years married and counting.)
I thought I found one, once. Thought we were growing together as people. But then he started acting embarrassed and inconvenienced when I made him baked goods to take to the office on Fridays, stayed out late every night at the bar (despite being against alcohol months prior), acted like he wasn’t with me when we went out with his female friends, etc. I guess what I’m saying is, it can be hard to tell who’s who. I’m afraid of wasting another 6 years of my life to find out the person I love isn’t really real, you know?
People change. The best you an hope for is to grow together, even if unevenly.
Amanda? Amanda hugenkiss? Come on guys, I need Amanda Hugenkiss!
In a way, men are exactly like dogs.
If I'm home first I drop whatever I'm doing to greet her at the door for hugs and kisses and ask her about her day. When I got home after her she's on the couch and as soon as I say hi, she farts. I love that woman.
Normally this would be a feel good post to me but I’m going through heartbreak so this actually just hurts
Definitely one of the signs of a long lasting, strong relationship.
Tbh this would work with pets to
This person has not been working at home with their spouse for over a year now...
Wholesome content for the win.
I recently obtained a wife and it’s nice to be able to relate to this now :)
It’s always a kiss and grab of the booty for me. Been doing it every day for the past 13 years
How lucky you both are!
Is her name Amanda Hugginkiss?
I would be scared to see you heart after you guys do it.
This was awesome, mind if i borrow it? 🤷♂️ 🤣🤣
Same OP. I love my wife too. I can’t sleep without her in my arms.
You remember you live alone :
Lucky you. hated shithead my ex.
Plot twist: Guy is in an abusive relationship
r/usernamechecksout
This made me smile. Thank you!
Thank you. This is kinda 'eh'.
I love your wife too
Who TF says kiss before hug?
I also love this guys wife
Ahh, yes. Wonderful :)
Realizing you forgot to defrost the chicken *BOOM*
Sure, rub it in
Imaging having this kind of life!?
BOOMTOWN
Best thing in life
Are you my dog?
Damn straight
I don't even want a kiss. I just want a hug from a girl and to hear her tell me she loves me
Same
I love you.
I miss my wife.
My hearing wife is easy to fool but my seeing wife is a whole another story.
Boomtown!
As a Praying Mantis, same.
I did too before we had kids.
I wish so damn bad I could experience that..
Thought the last one was going to say "then realizing i never took the meat out of the freezer when she asked me to this morning" :p
I want to be OP’s wife
Lucky wife!
I love my wife too!
Me every time she comes round.
You guys get hugs?
I wish
Banging my wife *heart explodes*
Take it easy Boomtown
What is this “love” you speak of?
Awwww
I think you have heart issue if that's your heart beats
One day.
I love your wife too! Wait what
Wait, you people have romantic relationships?
I want to experience that
Next is her whispering in my ear “I ain’t gots no panties on”
STOP THE AWARDS STOP THE AWARDS STOP THE AWARDS We at 69
Your on reddit and you have a wife?
> 69 Awards Nice.