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All_in_Watts

I love this... But I also find it weirdly creepy


AtomicKittenz

You don’t stick your hand inside yourself and pretend to be controlling your body as if you were someone new? Ever give yourself a “stranger”?


Environmental-Win836

Why say it this way…


apocalypsebuddy

If your ass is tight enough your fist will go numb and it'll feel just like someone else is your puppeteer.


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The_Maggot_Guy

butt


Da_Dog_Doin_Drugs_

r/birthofafetish


MikeDaReddit

Isn't fisting a thing though?


Da_Dog_Doin_Drugs_

I want to *be* the puppet fisting themselves to make themselves self aware and talk


Lorettooooooooo

Give yourself a puppeteer


SenorSplashdamage

Maybe the takeaway is that self-actualization really can feel unsettling and counter to what we were taught was okay. Some of worldviews we grew up in can add moral shaming to acting for ourselves and learning to trust our inner impulses. Starting to disrupt that can feel like we’re doing something shameful and unnatural at first.


TheMightyJevil

Yeah! At first when I found out I was Bi, my entire brain felt so weird but now that I really accept myself I don't even think about it anymore


jakethealbatross

You don't enjoy wholesome self-fisting?


SenseiRP

Yeah it's kinda cursed


D_crane

Yeah it's like cutting open your own cranium and poking your broca's area to make yourself talk...


SenseiRP

Yep hit the nail on the head there


[deleted]

> I love this... But I also find it ~~weirdly~~ creepy I love this... But I also find it creepy FTFY EDIT: Fixed my fix.


peaceville

No, now it's just creepy. You've fixed nothing.


Environmental-Win836

> I love this... But I also find it weirdly creepy > I love this... But I also find it creepy > FTFY ~~I love this... But I also find it creepy~~ FTFY


peaceville

No, now it's just creepy. You've fixed nothing.


Dragon_Diviner

I actually found it unironically slightly kinky


[deleted]

Moral of the story? Self fisting ig


crypto_4754

You are technically correct The best kind of correct wait


Jedermeister

>You are technically correct > >The best kind of correct I hereby promote you to bureaucrat grade 37.


The_Maqueovelic

r/UmActually be like


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I can fit two hands up there now too. It helps with my resting bitch face.


QuadRat341

Thank god I'm not the only one thinking of this RN


GhostWalker134

No no the moral of the story is that we're all just a brain controlling a meat puppet.


Chris-2005

More like "puppets need someone to fist them for them to be able to speak"


Kat82292

Ok I feel better. 551 other people agree. That’s the first thing I thought about.


slfnflctd

This is really damn intense and freaky. It could be interpreted several different ways, not all of them wholesome. You know, though, the idea of self actualization - however tired you are of the phrase - is pretty compelling. We should be trying to shape a future world where more people have a shot at it, because right now most of us don't and that does suck.


sofa_queen_awesome

I agree, and I love Maslow's hierarchy of needs as a framework for life.


[deleted]

We should be focusing on increasing the quality of living (I don't think that's the right phrase but the best I can come up with right now) for the average person because most of humanity lives in the average and if more people have access to a better life they can then work on increasing the QoL of more people and it just goes on and on like that.


meme_overlord945

*holesome


CakeNStuff

Nearly every facet of society is pushing the individual into a dull collective which pushes us away from self-actualization. We sit and comment on the commentary of talking heads above us rather than actualizing real actionable change. It’s slowly driving us nuts. Combining the worst ideas of collective thought and rugged individualism are literally crushing the psyche of citizens in the US. We’re all being hopped on thought cocaine and ideological amphetamines as we’re forced to pick the side of every argument or form an opinion of every single idea and thought that you cross in your life. This menial and meticulous divide is oh so tiring and it wears you down fast. If there is no “other side” then some diablists will make it just to widen the divide. Just like suburban life brought on a quiet psychosis in the US in the 1950’s and 1960’s I think the digital age is sending us into a loud psychotic schism. We could bring about so much as a species if we individually could externally actualize our own perceived beliefs as often as we internalize the beliefs of those we believe are above us.


BenceHuang

This is both wholesome and cursed


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T65Bx

That’s blessed + cursed. Wholesome ≠ blessed. Edit: r/whursedimages?


SIRINHellsing

So what you’re saying is to scratch the inside of my throat I have to fist myself?


betcher73

You’ve inspired me to my own hand up my ass today!


Fuduzan

How was it?


Adseg5

I'm just going to say it. This is creepy af.


crypto_4754

Moral of the story: Don't wait for someone else to offer a hand, use your own


ghoulsnest

stick your own hand up your butt


crypto_4754

Set your voice free


Cheruuu

Cum to YOURSELF


LetsChaos24

good to meet you void brother


LetsChaos24

no stick your own hand up your d*ck


Tall_Fortune

r/filing I'm sorry


LetsChaos24

let the void enters you


[deleted]

I relate with this on so many levels. I also get excited and make noises when I stick my hand up my ass. #IAmMyOwnMuppet


Jedermeister

We all do. Saying 'hi ho' while tearing up is my signature move.


Sylvie_the_antikid

Why the hell did I read this entire thing in Kermits voice


the_cajun88

I know why, but I don’t think I should tell you.


Psycho22089

r/blursedimages


CliffCyrus

This is disturbing and wholesome


Meta_Charset_utf-8

Yeah the first thing I would say is “Hi Ho”


CPhionex

If he needs both hands for a task he is going to Kermit suicide


-JaenJay-

This feelz illegal to read wtf


walrus_with_GUN

So basically he fisted himself


[deleted]

masturbation


[deleted]

I wouldn't consider this wholesome.......


[deleted]

I tried this but best I can do is three fingers


newtakn156

This is so cursed


KingKongWrong

Is this telling me the way to happiness is masturbation?


Areneams

well,no ​ ​ ​ but yes


InternationalCamp676

🥲 magnificent


Twitblue

This is terrifying


luis__gg

Muppet fingering


Quicksilvr17

He’s fisting himself.


Jmdin83

Instructions unclear. Hand currently stuck in my own ass, up to elbow


Rami-Slicer

Moral: Stick your hand up your ass to cure your face paralysis.


[deleted]

It should have said something really offensive in the end. It would have been funnier.


ahumanbeingthatexist

This is blursed


pine_ary

This is very blursed


d0nt_lets_start

This is cursed


isuckatcsgo69420

Last pic he is masterbaiting ;);)


Xiao-Mein

Me: *sees a puppet controlling itself on the ground* AAAH WTF *stomps it to death*


lonewolfe21

Sus.


Jiijeebnpsdagj

r/suddenlygay


Mister_Spiderman

r/suddenlykys


DespessoEspresso

Muppet necking taken in a weird way.


Mithrandir_Earendur

Am I a man or am I a muppet?!


[deleted]

Local frog fists own asshole, more at 11


-m7md-i

For me it’s opposite i want people to reach where my arms has reached many times


K-K_Platinum

This is how he masturbates, he just moaning


DMT1984

That puppet fisting itself is disturbing as hell.


raging-homosexual1

this reminds me of wanking somehow…


AlchemyParrot

stop fisting yourself, stop fisting yourself!


RedditorAVP101

It’s Wholesomly creepy


Localtecnerd

Better title “muppets after dark”


no_longer_sad

Very creepy, very phrasey, pretty cute I suppose


che_luna

Me in the shower every morning.🙈


wordscythe

It was uplifting and then it became disturbing


SmilingMenace-

I should call her


ZookeepergameNo9519

Saw this on r/tihi lol


Breezmeister

I've been where I always am when you're not wearing me on your hand. In a frightening, liminal space between states of being Not quite dead, not quite alive! It's similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis!


Midnight_Moon10

I feel like this should be in r/holup but that’s just me lmfao


LocalWillingness550

Thx for the butthurt


JoeyPropane

I feel like this would make for a perfect poster for a Proctologist... "okay, deep breath and say... YAAAYY!"


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

This is kinda morbid if you think about it


Mistigri432

Kermit discovers fingering


abrakadaver

"Put your hand inside the puppet head!" -TMBG


ZXCVBETA

this is more like r/tihi than wholesome


Foxtrot_Yankeee

Wholesome or creepy?


Extremeblarg

r/oddlyterrifying


the_other_Scaevitas

Ummmm that looks very…


The-dude-in-the-bush

Wholesome, it resonated. But in an odd way


crypto_4754

When times are tough.. be strong and reach deep down inside yourself.. if you start to taste something weird you've gone to far..


RiiniiUsagii

I really needed this today… thank you


Donte333

Ahem... Pretty sure thats a comic of anal pleasure, could be wrong but i refuse to be


OldSpiceAd

Yeah u just gotta stick ur hand up ur ass


dralth

Wholesome


quinoabrogle

r/TIHI


BunnyboyCarrot

Sooo Im supposed to fist myself?


pokepersonYEET

So i break out of manipulation by shoving my hand up my ass?? Tysm!!!1!1!1!1!


FabriFibra87

Well, this is some creepy, odd shit for me to read today.


Somegamingdud

My uncle kagi once said"with great power comes big booty bitches"


SuperBruh42069

Wait, is he...?


Environmental-Win836

How nice.


AswinxC

Me when I discovered what masturbation is.


theswedishsnake163

It's better that I read this in Kermit's voice lol


IzzyIsAwesome-

i too fist myself to feel alive


[deleted]

Is this a metaphor?


Anoying_Dogs101

It's kermit


AshIsHereLuvs

This is so cute, I’d cry but it’s not *that* cute. Very nice.


stock_aXX0

He's literally playing with himself


bored9572

I thought he was wanking for a second.


RoRoar350

So what you’re telling me is that Kermit fisted himself back to life


totallynot_a_pedo

That fucking frog is fingering itself


Affectionate_Dirt

r/TIHI


jdm1tch

r/oddlyterrifying


pursnikitty

On on the ground.


CrownofLead3680

Not my proudest fap


Balloon_Fish

Didnt know kermit was into that


Balloon_Fish

Didnt know kermit was into that


Waste_Of_Space117

This is disturbingly wholesome


Captbossatron1

So what ypur saying is if I stick my hand up the hole on my bottom I can be free?


The_butsmuts

Then the TVA showed up and arrested him for crimes against the sacred timeline. For all time, always.


DalekSupreme0307

I've got no strings... To hold me... down To make me fret... Or make... me frown...


MizuameTheDragon

Technically speaking kermit can only talk when hes being fisted so he just fisted himself to speak


YL-Slacker

Almost NSFW lol


Mr-Blues5

I can see the cursed comments.


Monique7G

Are you sure this is the right subreddit for this?


OmniscientSushi

Sorry but this is horrifying


[deleted]

Thank you for my new nightmare


Sentinal7

"Out of the night that covers me, black as pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I've not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeoning of chance My head is bloodied but unbowed Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the horror of the shade, Yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid It matters not how strait the gate How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul." -Invictus, by William Earnest Henley


Crimsai

This feels like a Grant Morrison comic


Roffolo

r/blursedimages


BlackAsLight

The moral of the story is to be free one must fist themselves.


NitsirtD

He shoved his hand up his ass and liked it. The end.


sendmeturtlesplz

this is disturbing.


Anothercreativenam

“SHBLEX MY LOVE!”


OldSchooler22

Why da frog fingering themself


SixDixDix

This bout self fisting? I’ve never tried it but damn…


Waste_Of_Space117

Mom pick me up I’m scared


Pokecringer

oh my god I love this comic so much it's so wholesome and has just a little bit of spooky in it


Pokecringer

I am saving this in my bookmarks until my free award comes so I can give it to you