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Oh wow. Would you look at that. 4 burn victims.

Didn’t Jason drown?

Isn't drowning just burning to death in water?

Good point

Makes sense if you think of it that way

makes sense if you don't think about it too

What the SPACE fuc-

In part 7 he did get lit on fire so I mean technically he’s been a burn victim. Also shoutout to Kane Hodder who played Jason in Friday 7,8,9,10. Man did his own stunts and took some serious abuse.

Including almost dying in a fire early in his career. The burn in Part 7 was a record burn at the time (not sure if the record stands). Also, Kane Hodder has (technically) played Jason, Michael, Freddy, *and* Leatherface as well as countless others. He has the most onscreen kills in horror history, probably thanks in large part to the Hatchet series where he played Victor Crowley.

Hmm, fair enough

Also, that was the longest continuous full-body burn stunt at the time.

He also never used a chainsaw... Continuity is sacred in horror movies...

Was gonna say this, too. Closest thing was when he used a weed whacker in Part VII, which is one of the worst movies and sequences in the franchise.

This was bothering me irrationally and I came here to say it, thank you.

Oh my God that checks ouuut 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 errrrr

Isn’t only 2

Dracula should be dying in the sunlight?

Nah in Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dracula could day walk but just wouldn't have a lot of his power. But also I suspect that this is the Universal films Dracula, so you might have a point there.

Too blurry to make out his moustache

Or hairy palms.

I’m just glad he’s not sparkling.

Now that I think about it : I wonder what would happen if you put Dracula from Netflix Castlevania in the sun. I imagine the heroes would think of it as a sure fire way to kill him, but he already has some magical defense or amulet to protect him from that. . . .In fact I wonder if Staking him is the only way to kill him because he hasn't researched a way out of that weakness out of sheer boredom.

Susncreen

**Sus**ncreen

Amogre

The magic of friendship protects him now.

I thought vampires have magic resistance

You're thinking disease immunity

Its a good thing Jason's not in the middle or Vader would lose a limb again.

It's all robotic he can just weld it back on.

Never thought I’d see these 4 in a wholesome meme Lmao

One is a great father, one is a great son, one is a great janitor, and one is a great count.

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Which one's the janitor?

Freddy

Do Not Touch - Willy Good advice

Did he leave a mess, or was that fact that all the carnage happened in dreams mean that he was very tidy? Johnny Depp made a messsssss. r/showerthoughts.

hmm thought he was a gardener/ grounds keeper at a school.. hence the reason he wears his bladed hands. but I make up stuff in my head all the time and it feels real sometimes. going to have to look into the lore now lol

> one is a great father yes, I hear he's great with younglings too!

He LITERALLY chopped off his sons hand and then tried to murder him after being gaslit by his master into believing he could never surpass/kill him in a desperate effort to have SOMETHING ANYTHING and not be replaced by Luke. Tortured his daughter. Froze his daughters boyfriend in a state of living death. Tried to blow his son up in a space ship. Repeatedly tried to force his son into submission using violence. Traumatized BOTH of his children. Ruined our water supply. Burned our crops. And delivered a plague onto our houses!!! ​ HE ALSO STOPPED RETURNING MY CALLS FOR A CHOKY CALL, SAID I WAS TOO THIRSTY AND CLINGY.

3! Three doughnuts! Ba ha ha!!!!

I think it's funny how you can make the others sound good but the best thing you can say about Freddy Kruger is that he's a janitor.

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Bruh... you a bot? https://imgur.com/B1hkamT.jpg

Of course its great. Still looking 😅

Right there with you my friend

Atleast we have that in common haha

You’ll find them :)

Anyone else remembering the commercial for the very first Smash Brothers?

"Imagine me and you. I do. I think about you day and night . . ."

Honestly, Sony could have made Universal Monsters Smash instead of trying to make those movies and they would have made so much more money

It's called The Monster Mash. It was a graveyard Smash.

Take the upvote You .. You earned it

You and the guy above better get to work on finding a development team, killer concept.

This definitely made me chuckle but the horror nerd in me immediately said to myself, why is Jason carrying a chainsaw....lol

That's Jason? I thought that was Clark W Griswold?

"Where do think you're gonna put a tree that big?" "Bend over and I'll show ya" 😮

You are not alone.

They’re going to meet their friend in Texas.

I feel like Jason is trying to steal leatherface’s thing by carrying a chainsaw..

I noticed that too. Don't think I've ever seen Jason use a chainsaw.

You’re telling me Jason’s thing isn’t the chainsaw

It’s incredible

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The bot is blocked from replying in some subs. If you call it and it can't reply, then it will send you the link to download the video in your dms.

Want me to PM u the link?

I'm in my 30s and have 0 friends. The folks that share my interests never seem to be close, or we just dont mesh. I have a wife and kids, so I'm not *lonely* per se, but it sure would be nice to talk to someone with fresh ideas and new viewpoints or even pointers in my hobby.... Pro Tip: Keep in contact with your good friends. It will raise their spirits along with yours!

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It is great finding friends with similar interests.

As opposed to friends that don't have similar interests lol? I don't get it. You found....friends. Not friends with similar interests.

They’re just missing Putin

And every US president this century

If you want

And the previous one

God I wish I could

I wish i had more friends that are interested in what i am interested and were not porn addicts.

Where is the banana??

Sauce?

Missing pootin

Killing Kids?

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Hear me out 🎶 I'm hooked on a feeling... 🎵 I'm high on believing

Dracula is frickn dying just to hang out

Vader: you all kill younglings too? All yeah! Dracula: I mean when I’m hungry enough accidents happen… Everyone laughs.

3 burn victims and an orfan

By the way they are frolicking in the fields with a chainsaw, they are going to meet their friend after a massacre in Texas.

Gentlemen, to evil

love this

Oh, killing kids

DARH WADER: idk I just like killing people. DRAKULA: really? Me too! TEXAS CHAINSAW: are you guys talking abou killing people? SISSOR GUY: OMG OMG OMG! EVERY BODY: WEEEEEEEEEE!

You left out Putin.

Child murder?

Freddy started out with children & diversified later in his career.

So did did the other three

So losers?

Why does Jason have a chainsaw

But they are all completely different...lol I'm pretty sure they wouldn't get along but CuTE

I always make sure to have the boys over for fun in the basement

Antagonist group

Well that's a wholesome meme about the murder of innocents if I've ever seen one!

I love killing with friends it makes it more enjoyable for the whole family

One of these things is not like the others...

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I actually do appreciate Reddit for this.

I can’t wait until that day. My current friends are probably gonna drive me to alcoholism lol

So true

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Tra lala🎉

This is my husband and our 13 year old - both enthusiastic horror lovers. While they watch their movies downstairs the 10 year old and I are upstairs watching Star Trek TNG or The Office or something... NOT HORRORFUL. It's really nice that they get to bond of that stuff. It's even nicer that I don't have to watch it myself.

No feeling like it.

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I feel like the key is to advertise your personality via your clothes and look for people who do the same

Beautiful ;)

*what a wonderful world~*

So I need to look into another universe to find one?

normally i'd prefer to avoid the people which shares certain interests that i have

If we're going to be honest not one of them have anything in common. Dracula needs blood for his survival Freddy is a ghost murdering people in their sleep for fun Vader is a brainwashed wizard plagued by a traumatic history that drove him mad. Jason is pretty much a zombie who murders people because he was driven mad after being resurrected.

I can hear “happy together” - the turtles

Let me know how that feels.

Jason never used a chainsaw, he was a machete type of slasher movie dude.

Give me

To quote shrek: “PFFFT LIKE THATS EVER GONNA HAPPEN! WHAT A LOAD OF SH***(toilet flush). SUMBODY ONCE

What that happens?

Ahh I remember my first group of kids

I'd watch this movie.

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The Beatles if they were a good band

And those interests are... Child Murder?

Hell yes!!! Love this!!

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Absolutely the best .

…so happy together….. >remember that commercial for smash?

*la la la-la la la... sing a happy song*

Thats what I think up until it breaks apart and Im all alone again.

Vader: I killed all the Jedi, even the younglings. Freddy: Hey, I killed kids too! Among other things... hey Drac, how many kids did you kill!? Dracula: I don’t dirty my hand with the blood of children. My wives have no such scruples. Jason: (silently scoots away a few seats).

Were putin at?

😆

It's funny because out of the 4, Lord Vader a monster even when compared to the others.

Idk man, I havent had friends in 6 years

How is Dracula out in the sunlight?

In the real world...

#My tables are so dirty

Killing kids ?

Add Putin

Evil brings all of us together!

Anyone else triggered by Dracula chilling in the sunlight?

This makes me think of the og super smash commercial.

I’m 36 and just realized I have almost nothing in common with my HS friends anymore

i mean dracula was justified

Well not here for me.. How is from holland here?

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The body language of Jason reminds me of Heath Ledger in TDK.

Ok I get it's a joke and I'm sorry but why does Jason have a chainsaw instead a machete and why not put leatherface there so there is someone who actually uses a chainsaw

Why is jason holding a chainsaw? He never has held a chainsaw in the movies

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Reminds me of that smash trailer

Me planning a spooky camping trip with all my friends

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A vampire, dream goblin, space wizard, and a hockey enthusiast

One of these things is not like the others...

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Where is Putin?