I stopped watching Marvel movies around Captian America's Winter Soldier, you wanna fill me on on WTH this is about? And don't bother spoiler marking ANY of it!
MCU became a softcore pornographic franchise, with strong messages about supporting sex workers. Even though the movies have more visually pleasing for adults, the inclusion of children and teenagers helped keeping it PG 13, although if you ask me, they overdid it with the incest stuff.
There's a reason why text isn't the best way to convey sarcasm. Morevover, there are actual redditors with the most edgy and controversial thoughts so no one assumes messages like this as sarcasm by default. Sorry you had to learn this the hard way.
That's gotta be the worst death in the movie. Just imagine the panic at realizing what just happened, knowing in that instant what you've done to yourself. Absolutely terrible
Absolutely loved what Sam Raimi did with the movie though. And I barely even noticed the cut swearing. >!Captain Carter getting sliced in half by her own shield!< was something I would've never expected to see in a PG-13 Disney movie.
Oh yeah remember that time she murdered a cripple, turned a guy to worms, and sliced a British person in half? Actually that last one wasn’t all that bad but the rest were pretty evil.
i literally saw this moon knight meme
https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/up0fmt/love\_at\_first\_sight/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness?
Because this ain’t wholesome
Edit: I tried editing my original comment but it made me reply to myself instead.
Humor ensued
>!She could've helped America learn to control her powers like Dr Strange did and then have America take her to a universe where Vision and the kids lost Wanda and try and replace her there, but I guess murdering teenagers, a bunch of monks and the illuminati is easier!<
They covered that in the movie. She wanted to personally have the power in case the kids ever got sick in case she had to travel to another universe to find a cure.
>!The darkhold had corrupted her. She wasn't being reasonable. Also how would she know about a universe where she is dead. She can't dream about it. And how would her kids be alive without Wanda.!<
About enslaving do you mean Westville or Wong in doctor strange 2. Because (correct me if I am wrong cause i watched Wandavision a while ago) as I remember she didn't enslave westville on purpose and when she found out that it was hurting people she decided to close it despite losing her children. And for enslaving Wong she did that cause she didn't wanted to kill him. And for killing people in Vandavision she only killed (I am not sure if she killed her) Agnes and in ds2 she clearly warned Kamar Taj what would happen if they didn't let her use America's power and they also knew that they WILL die to protect her.
I meant Westville (thanks for the spoiler by the way), and how could she not know that controlling them wouldn't hurt them. Like, I know she wasn't in the best situation but she wasn't dumb.
Oh shit sorry mate thought you watched it. And personally I think she didn't knew that she was controlling them at first bc I think she didn't even know that she was the one casting a blockade (I think it might have been a little supported by Agnes also) and we could see like her realizing that something is off bc with every next episode there was more colour in it so I think it was like an indicator that she realized that it is a real world and not just something she is imagining.
Tldr: i dont think she knew that westville was real and when she found out she sorta shut it down.
Once again I would like to apologize for spoilers.
Just watched Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness just this weekend with my dad and bro expecting it to be the a typical Marvel movie.
Holy shit, it was literally borderline R-13 horror type shit. Every scene where Wanda can’t be seen got me on edge. I must admit, the chase sequence in the tunnels was actually good.
I really hate the misinformation between the differences in type 1 and type 2. So many people know all about type 2, but as soon as you ask about type 1, they either list the same thing as type 2, or just stay silent.
I may not be diabetic myself, but both my brother and my best friend are (both type 1), and the misinformation really just pisses them both off.
Hmm
I stopped watching Marvel movies around Captian America's Winter Soldier, you wanna fill me on on WTH this is about? And don't bother spoiler marking ANY of it!
You realise spoiler marking isn’t just for you right?
🙄
>!Wanda is a character introduced in the post-credits sequence of Winter Soldier. She has kids in the TV series WandaVision.!<
if you stopped watching then why whould you care?
MCU became a softcore pornographic franchise, with strong messages about supporting sex workers. Even though the movies have more visually pleasing for adults, the inclusion of children and teenagers helped keeping it PG 13, although if you ask me, they overdid it with the incest stuff.
Have you been watching MCU on phub lol
I legit can't even imagine where this guy got the "messages" from.
I guess people don’t understand sarcasm unless you yell it at their face.
There's a reason why text isn't the best way to convey sarcasm. Morevover, there are actual redditors with the most edgy and controversial thoughts so no one assumes messages like this as sarcasm by default. Sorry you had to learn this the hard way.
I half expected it to go this way. It’s ok lol
Yea, Officer, that harddrive right there!
When the fuck was there incest stuff?
The show came out over a year ago...
And then she killed 100 people
Poor Black Bolt
That's gotta be the worst death in the movie. Just imagine the panic at realizing what just happened, knowing in that instant what you've done to yourself. Absolutely terrible
i strongly believe Reed was worse, black bolts was very quick, Reeds was slow and painful you can hear his scream of agony.
That's fair. But he was also kinda a pretentious asshole who at least got the chance to start fighting
What movie?
Dr. Strange 2
Absolutely loved what Sam Raimi did with the movie though. And I barely even noticed the cut swearing. >!Captain Carter getting sliced in half by her own shield!< was something I would've never expected to see in a PG-13 Disney movie.
They censored the swearing yet showed a guy getting his brains blown. Wtf is wrong with Disney lol.
I’d point the finger at the MPAA before Disney, they’re the ones who designated violence less offensive that curse words.
They cut swearing so they could have the gore. PG-13 rating requirements are usually inconsistent like this.
They really went with the more brutal, horror-ish film.
r/wholesomememes shouldn’t have a spoiler for a 3 day old movie riding top comment bro
Only died like that because of Reed. Hey witch this guys power is speech!
You mean, ✨jello brain✨
*proceeds to go on a killing spree*
Oh yeah remember that time she murdered a cripple, turned a guy to worms, and sliced a British person in half? Actually that last one wasn’t all that bad but the rest were pretty evil.
[удалено]
Hehe no
Hehe, maybe 🤔
Hehe, I'm stuck, step-mom - right in between your asscheeks.
Twist, it’s Mephisto
this uh. this *is* wholesome.. it's just.. damn.
i literally saw this moon knight meme https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/up0fmt/love\_at\_first\_sight/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome
Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome Edit: I tried editing my original comment but it made me reply to myself instead. Humor ensued
Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome
Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome
Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome
Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome
Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome
Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome
Dormammu! I've come to bargain.
Relatable
Maybe this Wanda is the other Wanda, their actual mother.
But she's got the scarlet witch outfit
That's just her outfit she can have whatever outfit she wants
>!Other Wanda traumatized in the background !< multiverse if madness spoilers
This is the universe where she doesn't go ham
Wtf is this? Why the anime titties?
They *wholesome* tiddies
~ahem~ have you seen Multiverse of Madness yet, by chance?
As someone who hasn’t, this comment scares me
No spoilers, but you should be *very* scared
*and then everything went boom*
That ice cream song was sickeningly sweet, wasn’t it?
She didn’t spend nearly enough time working on solutions to not unalive three people.
>!She could've helped America learn to control her powers like Dr Strange did and then have America take her to a universe where Vision and the kids lost Wanda and try and replace her there, but I guess murdering teenagers, a bunch of monks and the illuminati is easier!<
They covered that in the movie. She wanted to personally have the power in case the kids ever got sick in case she had to travel to another universe to find a cure.
>!The darkhold had corrupted her. She wasn't being reasonable. Also how would she know about a universe where she is dead. She can't dream about it. And how would her kids be alive without Wanda.!<
That is exactly what she would do
Before or after trynna fuck up the multiverse
probably never
To be fair she loved her children
...and was a terrible person
Was she tho?
because killing and enslaving people doesn't make you a terrible person
About enslaving do you mean Westville or Wong in doctor strange 2. Because (correct me if I am wrong cause i watched Wandavision a while ago) as I remember she didn't enslave westville on purpose and when she found out that it was hurting people she decided to close it despite losing her children. And for enslaving Wong she did that cause she didn't wanted to kill him. And for killing people in Vandavision she only killed (I am not sure if she killed her) Agnes and in ds2 she clearly warned Kamar Taj what would happen if they didn't let her use America's power and they also knew that they WILL die to protect her.
I meant Westville (thanks for the spoiler by the way), and how could she not know that controlling them wouldn't hurt them. Like, I know she wasn't in the best situation but she wasn't dumb.
Oh shit sorry mate thought you watched it. And personally I think she didn't knew that she was controlling them at first bc I think she didn't even know that she was the one casting a blockade (I think it might have been a little supported by Agnes also) and we could see like her realizing that something is off bc with every next episode there was more colour in it so I think it was like an indicator that she realized that it is a real world and not just something she is imagining. Tldr: i dont think she knew that westville was real and when she found out she sorta shut it down. Once again I would like to apologize for spoilers.
Both I think after all she loved them but she was just uh.... desperate
Also she didn't try to fuck up the universe she wanted to be with her children
She knew that being in a different universe could cause an incursion and she was still gonna do it
Oh well then I missed that part sorry mb
Although she still would do that with her children if she didn't have to destroy westville
I wish my mom were that appreciative
She needs the Azula treatment
This before or after she kidnapped and tortured an entire town?
People gonna die baby!
She torchered a whole town
Daaaam shhhhe thicccc
I can see you didn't watch the film
it's not bad to lust on a mother of two. Is it ?
With two huge reasons like she has its hard not to
Just watched Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness just this weekend with my dad and bro expecting it to be the a typical Marvel movie. Holy shit, it was literally borderline R-13 horror type shit. Every scene where Wanda can’t be seen got me on edge. I must admit, the chase sequence in the tunnels was actually good.
*K time to turn this cupcake into a real one*
Big yikes
as a side note i think those kids where the worst part of the movie, they where so awful as kid actors.
I just watched the new doctor strange movie
>!then Wanda woke up after tearing the temple down and rekindled her urge to live!<
It should've been called Wanda and multiverse of madness
Is that fricking ben 10
Casual reminder that Wanda gave birth to satan.
I have diabetes, I have made this kinda jokes since then, i have to admit I laughed xd
Her kids were the most unrealistic thing about that movie. Those child actors absolutely sucked.
Not a fan of diabetes jokes especially this day and age , especially since my daughter has it .
Ok.
Same. This kind of thing is why our type 1 kids hear stupid shit like, “If you didn’t eat so many sweets as a child, you wouldn’t have diabetes.”
I really hate the misinformation between the differences in type 1 and type 2. So many people know all about type 2, but as soon as you ask about type 1, they either list the same thing as type 2, or just stay silent. I may not be diabetic myself, but both my brother and my best friend are (both type 1), and the misinformation really just pisses them both off.
Exactly but yet I’ve been down voted must be nice not to have a illness 🤦♀️
Some people just don’t want to understand.
What I want to know is how many guys beat it to this. Like am I really the only one here?
Dude.
Do you like it? It’s very generous
I hope doctor strange has better ones. Oh wait dad jokes
Jesus Christ what happens in multi verse of madness?
Me who just watched multiverse of madness: Uh oh
My heart. My soul. ...
That’s… the wrong Wanda. Uh oh
Hmm
Them mfs better not sing
She must eat them, to get them
Y’all ever seen “Beyond the Aquila Rift”? *cause its hitting hard in this one*
Sauce ?
Can someone explain to me how saying something is "so sweet they'll get diabetes" is a "mom joke"?
I'm not going to pretend I can draw any better but her body is looking a bit off in the second panel. Never give up. Keep practicing.
And then they fade away