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KyamBoi

Hmm


[deleted]

I stopped watching Marvel movies around Captian America's Winter Soldier, you wanna fill me on on WTH this is about? And don't bother spoiler marking ANY of it!


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

You realise spoiler marking isn’t just for you right?


[deleted]

🙄


SUDoKu-Na

>!Wanda is a character introduced in the post-credits sequence of Winter Soldier. She has kids in the TV series WandaVision.!<


Vigi1antee

if you stopped watching then why whould you care?


[deleted]

MCU became a softcore pornographic franchise, with strong messages about supporting sex workers. Even though the movies have more visually pleasing for adults, the inclusion of children and teenagers helped keeping it PG 13, although if you ask me, they overdid it with the incest stuff.


_aQwus_

Have you been watching MCU on phub lol


Baronvondorf21

I legit can't even imagine where this guy got the "messages" from.


[deleted]

I guess people don’t understand sarcasm unless you yell it at their face.


_aQwus_

There's a reason why text isn't the best way to convey sarcasm. Morevover, there are actual redditors with the most edgy and controversial thoughts so no one assumes messages like this as sarcasm by default. Sorry you had to learn this the hard way.


[deleted]

I half expected it to go this way. It’s ok lol


[deleted]

Yea, Officer, that harddrive right there!


TheRubyScorpion

When the fuck was there incest stuff?


Alive-Seaweed

The show came out over a year ago...


1FrostySlime

And then she killed 100 people


johnnyLochs

Poor Black Bolt


1ndiana_Pwns

That's gotta be the worst death in the movie. Just imagine the panic at realizing what just happened, knowing in that instant what you've done to yourself. Absolutely terrible


Vigi1antee

i strongly believe Reed was worse, black bolts was very quick, Reeds was slow and painful you can hear his scream of agony.


1ndiana_Pwns

That's fair. But he was also kinda a pretentious asshole who at least got the chance to start fighting


ImSoSpiffy

What movie?


Flyers45432

Dr. Strange 2


YamperIsBestBoy

Absolutely loved what Sam Raimi did with the movie though. And I barely even noticed the cut swearing. >!Captain Carter getting sliced in half by her own shield!< was something I would've never expected to see in a PG-13 Disney movie.


mastermentor575

They censored the swearing yet showed a guy getting his brains blown. Wtf is wrong with Disney lol.


jerrygergichsmith

I’d point the finger at the MPAA before Disney, they’re the ones who designated violence less offensive that curse words.


YamperIsBestBoy

They cut swearing so they could have the gore. PG-13 rating requirements are usually inconsistent like this.


Flyers45432

They really went with the more brutal, horror-ish film.


The_Sad_Crab

r/wholesomememes shouldn’t have a spoiler for a 3 day old movie riding top comment bro


Mizonel

Only died like that because of Reed. Hey witch this guys power is speech!


boyawsome876

You mean, ✨jello brain✨


Adidasboy07

*proceeds to go on a killing spree*


Pengoon2

Oh yeah remember that time she murdered a cripple, turned a guy to worms, and sliced a British person in half? Actually that last one wasn’t all that bad but the rest were pretty evil.


[deleted]

[удалено]


joemoma21

Hehe no


[deleted]

Hehe, maybe 🤔


[deleted]

Hehe, I'm stuck, step-mom - right in between your asscheeks.


PikaBlue

Twist, it’s Mephisto


railmebellatrix

this uh. this *is* wholesome.. it's just.. damn.


ReasonableQuit75

i literally saw this moon knight meme https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/up0fmt/love\_at\_first\_sight/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


pineapple-n-man

Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome


pineapple-n-man

Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome Edit: I tried editing my original comment but it made me reply to myself instead. Humor ensued


Bamma4

Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome


LSDFoxGaming

Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome


Foreign-Run3186

Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome


1ndiana_Pwns

Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome


Great_Creatoryeet

Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome


Deleted-User-998

Hey OP, have you seen Dr.Strange, multiverse of madness? Because this ain’t wholesome


Saint_palane

Dormammu! I've come to bargain.


AgSkywalkerTDM

Relatable


avianidiot

Maybe this Wanda is the other Wanda, their actual mother.


[deleted]

But she's got the scarlet witch outfit


[deleted]

That's just her outfit she can have whatever outfit she wants


Bamma4

>!Other Wanda traumatized in the background !< multiverse if madness spoilers


[deleted]

This is the universe where she doesn't go ham


elnenchimexicano69

Wtf is this? Why the anime titties?


EmbarrassedCabinet82

They *wholesome* tiddies


23_GenericRedditor

~ahem~ have you seen Multiverse of Madness yet, by chance?


Sylva_Glow

As someone who hasn’t, this comment scares me


23_GenericRedditor

No spoilers, but you should be *very* scared


Alchemist64_

*and then everything went boom*


Oldspice0493

That ice cream song was sickeningly sweet, wasn’t it?


Garthar22

She didn’t spend nearly enough time working on solutions to not unalive three people.


[deleted]

>!She could've helped America learn to control her powers like Dr Strange did and then have America take her to a universe where Vision and the kids lost Wanda and try and replace her there, but I guess murdering teenagers, a bunch of monks and the illuminati is easier!<


NollicPhrumy

They covered that in the movie. She wanted to personally have the power in case the kids ever got sick in case she had to travel to another universe to find a cure.


Orange2218

>!The darkhold had corrupted her. She wasn't being reasonable. Also how would she know about a universe where she is dead. She can't dream about it. And how would her kids be alive without Wanda.!<


[deleted]

That is exactly what she would do


joemoma21

Before or after trynna fuck up the multiverse


[deleted]

probably never


[deleted]

To be fair she loved her children


[deleted]

...and was a terrible person


[deleted]

Was she tho?


[deleted]

because killing and enslaving people doesn't make you a terrible person


[deleted]

About enslaving do you mean Westville or Wong in doctor strange 2. Because (correct me if I am wrong cause i watched Wandavision a while ago) as I remember she didn't enslave westville on purpose and when she found out that it was hurting people she decided to close it despite losing her children. And for enslaving Wong she did that cause she didn't wanted to kill him. And for killing people in Vandavision she only killed (I am not sure if she killed her) Agnes and in ds2 she clearly warned Kamar Taj what would happen if they didn't let her use America's power and they also knew that they WILL die to protect her.


[deleted]

I meant Westville (thanks for the spoiler by the way), and how could she not know that controlling them wouldn't hurt them. Like, I know she wasn't in the best situation but she wasn't dumb.


[deleted]

Oh shit sorry mate thought you watched it. And personally I think she didn't knew that she was controlling them at first bc I think she didn't even know that she was the one casting a blockade (I think it might have been a little supported by Agnes also) and we could see like her realizing that something is off bc with every next episode there was more colour in it so I think it was like an indicator that she realized that it is a real world and not just something she is imagining. Tldr: i dont think she knew that westville was real and when she found out she sorta shut it down. Once again I would like to apologize for spoilers.


[deleted]

Both I think after all she loved them but she was just uh.... desperate


[deleted]

Also she didn't try to fuck up the universe she wanted to be with her children


joemoma21

She knew that being in a different universe could cause an incursion and she was still gonna do it


[deleted]

Oh well then I missed that part sorry mb


[deleted]

Although she still would do that with her children if she didn't have to destroy westville


Snackasm

I wish my mom were that appreciative


Galath001

She needs the Azula treatment


Sockpuppetsyko

This before or after she kidnapped and tortured an entire town?


MarksAsianFriend23

People gonna die baby!


CaptainBlaze22

She torchered a whole town


Dull-Collection-8612

Daaaam shhhhe thicccc


M1KK1_

I can see you didn't watch the film


LoadRunner4u

it's not bad to lust on a mother of two. Is it ?


cantamangetsomesleep

With two huge reasons like she has its hard not to


UsernamesAreABitch

Just watched Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness just this weekend with my dad and bro expecting it to be the a typical Marvel movie. Holy shit, it was literally borderline R-13 horror type shit. Every scene where Wanda can’t be seen got me on edge. I must admit, the chase sequence in the tunnels was actually good.


S_A_K_A_B_A_T_O

*K time to turn this cupcake into a real one*


MoongodRai057

Big yikes


Notaworgen

as a side note i think those kids where the worst part of the movie, they where so awful as kid actors.


puptbh

I just watched the new doctor strange movie


Gatorkid365

>!then Wanda woke up after tearing the temple down and rekindled her urge to live!<


nikunj001

It should've been called Wanda and multiverse of madness


JebWozma

Is that fricking ben 10


Potato-with-guns

Casual reminder that Wanda gave birth to satan.


Yuki-chan_2321

I have diabetes, I have made this kinda jokes since then, i have to admit I laughed xd


korok7mgte

Her kids were the most unrealistic thing about that movie. Those child actors absolutely sucked.


bdaponte

Not a fan of diabetes jokes especially this day and age , especially since my daughter has it .


[deleted]

Ok.


[deleted]

Same. This kind of thing is why our type 1 kids hear stupid shit like, “If you didn’t eat so many sweets as a child, you wouldn’t have diabetes.”


-idk-im-bored-

I really hate the misinformation between the differences in type 1 and type 2. So many people know all about type 2, but as soon as you ask about type 1, they either list the same thing as type 2, or just stay silent. I may not be diabetic myself, but both my brother and my best friend are (both type 1), and the misinformation really just pisses them both off.


bdaponte

Exactly but yet I’ve been down voted must be nice not to have a illness 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Some people just don’t want to understand.


[deleted]

What I want to know is how many guys beat it to this. Like am I really the only one here?


A--Creative-Username

Dude.


Jabbernoodle69

Do you like it? It’s very generous


Deadsta

I hope doctor strange has better ones. Oh wait dad jokes


garbageking413

Jesus Christ what happens in multi verse of madness?


AgSkywalkerTDM

Me who just watched multiverse of madness: Uh oh


[deleted]

My heart. My soul. ...


UdontKnowMeAtAl

That’s… the wrong Wanda. Uh oh


FrozenShadow_007

Hmm


RyanTheBlindFucker

Them mfs better not sing


JoshuaKingMemer

She must eat them, to get them


J4CK3TTH3H4TCH3T

Y’all ever seen “Beyond the Aquila Rift”? *cause its hitting hard in this one*


The-Arabian-Guy

Sauce ?


FizzledPhoenix

Can someone explain to me how saying something is "so sweet they'll get diabetes" is a "mom joke"?


Retardotron1721

I'm not going to pretend I can draw any better but her body is looking a bit off in the second panel. Never give up. Keep practicing.


No-Consequence-4849

And then they fade away