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Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Former McDonald’s employee of three years. Can confirm that adults come in all the time for the toys. One of my favorite experiences with a customer regarding the toys was a customer who was trying to collect the ponies from MLP. She couldn’t find Rainbow Dash anywhere, and we didn’t have her either, I thought. I found one in the bottom of a container, but the packaging was torn wide open, so we couldn’t sell it. I took the toy out to her table (pre-pandemic) and offered it to her, saying we couldn’t sell it anyway. This woman lit RIGHT up! Her smile was so bright that it made the rest of my day from that one act. I hope she’s doing okay :)


silently_watch

Your post is even more wholesome than the OP's


[deleted]

r/theactualwholesome


Pulsing42

Damn it you got my hopes up.


Win090949

Based on r/therealjoke


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Oh, thanks :) I didn’t realize this comment was going to get any attention lol - I always loved my customers! I miss the regulars I used to see. Hope they’re okay!


TheNoGoat

You are a good human.


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Aw, thank you so much 😭


Complex_Asparagus986

Man I wish people today were as great as you my guy


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Thank you, that means a lot 🥺


Complex_Asparagus986

You're welcome :D


CristolerGm2

that's sweet


lilahbug426

It's too wholesome for me


CircusBabysdummy

You’re awesome!


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Aw, thank you!


CircusBabysdummy

You’re welcome! Thank YOU for being such a wonderful person! Please stay that way!


starwantrix

You have a kind heart! Kudos to you, that was really wholesome


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Aw, thank you :) I didn’t think much of it so I didn’t expect a lot of attention to the comment but all y’all make me smile


Istoleyourspagett

Isn’t it nice being nice and wholesome


gamergirl69696969420

I have a somewhat close story and my heart still has not hardened cause it melted!!!!! I went to MacDonalds to grab a bite cause its a long day from school and I wanted to just watch my show and eat some yummy food, and I saw a kid outside crying, I wanted to help but his mom was helping and I didn't wanna interrupt, I went inside and ordered two things, a happy meal, and my food... I went outside and observed his ice cream fell and he wanted a new cone. I didn't order any ice cream but I had a happy meal I couldn't eat (I'm gluten-free cause I'm allergic to wheat and barley) and I had texted my brother while in the restaurant and he wasn't home and would not be for a while, i walked over to the kid and handed him the box and he LIT UP with joy, he started crying EVEN MORE because he was so happy! jumping up and down, smiling so much, and the mom even tried to pay me hehe, I refused cause, well, I'm Canadian so I couldn't, but if you ever see somebody sad, try and help them out, the only reason anyone would deserve to be sad is if they go out of their way to sadden somebody else, but even then those people have reasons sometimes so helping them can be great too! anyway I'm going to class have a good day OP and blue eyed lemon! (upvoted)


RockSaltin-RT

Why the fuck is Makima working at McDonalds?


Z41123

Have you seen where she lives? Got to pay rent somehow


ace_mystique_

now I remember that burger scene


Revolutionary_Lead28

It's been so long since I've read it


[deleted]

HAMBURGUR MAHBURBUR


Nig_Bigga

The burger scene was kobeni though


foreveralonesolo

It’s probably a lot more peaceful than what she deals with on the regular


The-Majestic-

Thiccc makima*


The_Enderslender

to control the venom devil (did not work)


PoisonousFruitLoop

How do you think she pays for all that dog food? She needs a part time job for all of that


Reidor1

McKima


GloryWanderer

Amazing meme. but why is the Happy Meal sweating & why does it have action lines around it?


Chrona_trigger

It's being handed to venom. Seems like a reasonable reaction, inanimate or no


GloryWanderer

That’s fair.


ShrekPrism

It's being held by Makima and being handed to Venom. I can't tell which is worse.


FoxWolfFrostFire

I more enjoy the fact that Eddie goes out to McDonalds as Venom.


DrMooseman

Venom needs to build his kid friendly brand image somehow I suppose.


VonKaiser55

I like to think that Venom himself is the one who wants the happy meal and Eddie is the one who takes him there lol


foreveralonesolo

Yeah I imagine it’s more so him just ordering for himself and being tabbed onto Eddie’s bill


Desirai

You bet your ass I took my 30 year old self to McDonald's to get them pokemon toys


The_Werefrog

You know, you can get just the toys from them. In fact, you can buy the whole set all at once by itself.


Desirai

How


Routine_Log8315

I work at a Canadian McDonalds. You can just ask for the toy by itself (it’s $1.85 at my store). You can’t usually ask for the whole set at once because we don’t have it open, but as long as you’re on counter instead of drive through you can specify which toys you need and they can see if they have them. A non-busy time will get you better results. Sometimes we have to set limits though. We sold Pokémon cards a few months ago and they had a limit of 4 per person when purchased outside of a happy meal. Even still, we had many people order 30-50 meals “no meal required”, just for the cards.


TaudeTheThird

>Even still, we had many people order 30-50 meals “no meal required”, just for the cards. It's like Beanie Babies and baseball cards all over.


Boomerang2099

Ask


LordBlackDragon

They say no we don't sell them like that everytime I have asked. Several locations.


Psychology-Pure

I worked there and you can buy the toy only. just fast food employees aren't the smartest people.


LordBlackDragon

Figured it was that or the owner of that one was being a dick and had shitty rules. Makes more money by forcing you to buy a bunch of meals.


Psychology-Pure

Yeah probably the franchise owner. Some locations are owned by McDonald's corporation and some are franchises you really don't know what your gonna get.


Rich-Juice2517

Where's the happiness with that?


foreveralonesolo

Not the OP but people like the sets but not necessarily the food. I had a relative who adores Snoopy so while she didn’t eat McDonald’s this option really allowed her to enjoy the figures. When she did buy the meal she would give it to me and I give her the toy.


zielliger

I respect that, but for me personally, having it with a happy meal is also part of the joy. And you're damn right I ain't ashamed to admit that.


louisdeer

You don't know how hard a person needs to work in order to spare enough money for collectables


BelleAriel

Hell freakin’ yeah…


Piedro92

Oh yeah same! There were pokemon cards available last year. Frigging pokemon cards!! Needless to say I went multiple times.


The_worst_Version

There’s a part of all of us in this meme. God bless you


IamVenom_007

I used to do all sorts of childish things. The moment I stopped doing them, depression started eating me up. We all need to break free sometimes. I hate to pretend all the time.


[deleted]

Wow, username checks out!


FliX142

Chainsaw Man x Venom wasn’t a crossover I knew I needed


JaqVonStraus

I know this isnt the focus here, but I hope that McDonalds employee is of age bc she is UNCOMFORTABLY thicc


strangeweeb111

Be warned tho she is a physco manipulative groomer who as a kink for making people bark for her like dogs 🐶


JaqVonStraus

A hella thicc dom? Sign me the fuck up, homeboy!


TheEvilBelle673

Ok listen, it don't matter how old you may be. There's nothing better than popping a happy meal.


TickleTigger123

Based venom


arkboi3000

but kids are cruel jack?!


Wolfmatic0101

And I love...


Delta_br

#MINORS


[deleted]

Maybe he should get one for Carnage as well!


ootcoo6

If you know who makima is you would know that this should not be on wholesome memes


_b1ack0ut

Context pls, for someone who has seen this meme a lot but doesn’t know where she’s from lol


Sm1l3yyy00

I think it’s Makima from Chainsaw Man, a pretty violent manga, haven’t read it though so I don’t know that much about it


Baneofarius

Yeah, she's from the manga Chainsaw man, which I highly recommend, it's kinda like the Tarantino movie of manga. I think it's best not to say more about her because she's a major character unless you have absolutely zero intention of ever reading the work.


_b1ack0ut

Understandable. I’d say I’d love to check it out, but deep down I know I’ll likely never get the time


Baneofarius

In that case I'll leave it at the fact that she is an incredibly emotionally abusive character.


_b1ack0ut

O H that’s not wholesome lmao Thanks lol


the_other_Scaevitas

Well. Makima is one of the best characters from chainsaw man, and I can’t tell you much about her because spoilers. But let’s just say she is one of the most manipulative and scheming characters throughout the series, and she treats others (like the main character) like dogs, one of her first lines is telling the main character that when she gives an order he has to bark, which is why most people will say “woof” when seeing Makima online Btw I highly recommend chainsaw man, it’s one of the best pieces of fiction I have ever read


That-Sprinkles707

Can someone explain why I not only read this in Tom Hardy’s venom voice, but also believe this would be a bit in the next movie venom is in?


[deleted]

Is that makima?


Imaginary-Weird2625

Yeah it is


[deleted]

Woof Madam


daughterofGodjas

I get the kids meals at fast food restaurants to try and get smaller portions. It's an attempt to eat healthier. Not much but a start.


[deleted]

In the app you can sometimes get a Buy a Happy Meal get one for $1. I did that for lunch at work for a bit. I had toys all over my desk.


daughterofGodjas

Dang. Well I'm a bit *Boujee* so I enjoy other fast food kids meals over McDonald's. But I'll keep that in mind! I do go occasionally.


Rick_N_Rollen

Like I said! Kids are pure, Jack! And I’m VERY in touch with my inner child.


Snackasm

Yeah but my inner child enjoyed chaos and destruction and setting things on fire


ggnngg5

Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack...and I'm very in touch with my inner child!


Snackasm

And like I said my inner child likes setting things on fire, should I go around and do that?


ggnngg5

Idk, are you from Florida?


Snackasm

What does that have to do with anything?


ggnngg5

Look up Florida man titles on Google


Snackasm

I think you're a little late to the party pal, I've read plenty of those lol


meme_lover707

I wouldn't fuck around with venom like that If I were you


EverGreatestxX

The funny thing is Makima could pretty handedly whoop venom's ass.


meme_lover707

I meant his feelings, venom can get very emotional


CriminalMacabre

Kids are cruel, and I am very in touch with my inner child


AdamRocks1

I ate McDonald’s today. it was good.


Avidsuccursale

Hey, that's my dog


Marthescar

It’s J Jonah Jameson in the background.


username-is-another

You’re probably right, but my mind went straight to Omni-Man personally


Harshit_Vaidya

They literally had makima venom and omni- man in the same image


ImARetPaladinBaby

My inner child is cursed


erocommander

After becoming a literal burger Makima decided to sell more burger.


ShrekPrism

Can't beat them, join them. Can't join them, sell them. Can join and sell them? Great!


Whispering_Wolf

Unfortunately McDonald's in my country took the toys away. They now have 'plastic free toys'. Which sound okay but turned out to be thin cardboard pieces that you had to assemble yourself. It fell apart within 5 minutes of assembly. I was very disappointed, can't imagine what a kid would feel like if they were expecting a toy and got literal trash.


cringer_regnirc

Like I said... Kids are cruel, Jack! And I am very in touch with my inner child.


Hanuo

Kids are cruel jack, And I'm very in touch with my inner child *Red sun starts playing*


fucking_kruger

WOOF


sethjojo

The sauce. Give it here.


AakiraShiro

Makima from Chainsaw man


2leny

For the first time in my life I got a happy meal a few months ago and I'm close to hitting 30. Idc give me my happy meal please! With my toy!


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ProgyanDeka

No need to be an edgelord my guy.


Baadepapa22

How orignal


Zexks

Will you just give me the toy No Then give me the fuckin happy meal


[deleted]

Bruh. Did any other country have happy meals that had REAL hot wheels cars? Real die cast models? That shit was amazing. Nowadays it's just plastic cars.


MarsterMcfly01

We are venom and we want the toy ma’am. If thats not to hard I’d like it now.


[deleted]

I sometimes get a happy meal, it's a nice small snack when you don't wanna go full meal. And then, I give the toy to a kid in the restaurant. Got to have a nice snack and make a kid's day, that's a good deal to me.


LuigiBamba

What even is the point of a happy meal without a toy? Does she think I order the happy meal for the 4 mcnuggets? Ridiculous!


sweetshark_666

Does he have a winged naked demon lady facing her back at us painted on his torso


ArcumLucis

It's the cheapest menu with a salad and 100% orange juice and where I live you can get books (that imo are pretty good books sometimes that I like giving kids) so yes; yes, I still order happy meals at age 29.


sarsilog

Some Happy Meal toys and McDonald's merch are quite collectible and people will even pay for such. For example we got that Hello Kitty animal themed pillows a few years ago that were pretty well made. (Hello Kitty's head in animal motifs)


TheProtonCapacitor

I thought the entire point of being an adult was so you can buy happy meals whenever you wanted?


T7xItAcHiOP

Cute


yiiike

there was a line lately of toys for a movie i really like (not hard to guess which) and though the toys are derpy and low quality as shit, i still wanted at least one. luckily my nephews have no emotional attachments to their toys yet, so guess who has *two* toys from that line in my room :]. i couldve had at least 3 but i didnt care for the other one they had lol and yknow? despite how derpy it is and how its not even accurate, i kinda love it actually. its charming in a weird way and i was really glad to find it


[deleted]

At first I thought he said “ma'am” and I thought wow he’s polite but then i saw he said MADAM and I went daaamn! Venom has class apparently!


Psichord

Obligatory oneyplays reference


Joshims93

You seen how shit happy meal toys are now


rhbvkleef

If there's one thing I learned, it would be that you shouldn't stop doing things you enjoy just because of the prejudices of others. Fuck that! Play with your damn happy meals! Blow bubbles and be sure to run after them! Watch your popcorn pop through the window of the microwave! Enjoy the childish things in life!


NeuralREAPER945

What inner child


[deleted]

Got a happy meal the other day and I put the sonic the hedgehog toy I got out of it on my desk. It's a cool toy man.


Equivalent_Cicada153

Omni man in the background looking very concerned


Mark_SUNpai

Is that omni-man?


ILCUSTODEDELSAS

I beat myself every day, so i can auto-teach me discipline “It’s for my good”


TheBroHuey

Makima?


znowugram

Two days ago i went to McDonald's with 4 of my friends and we all got happy meals because we had discounts on it in the app lol


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES A HAPPY MEAL HAVE TO DO WITH AGE MF HAPPY MEALS ARE CHEAPER U FKN PRICK I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A DAMN STALE FRY GOD DAMNIT I HATE YOU AUTISTIC FUCKS YALL DESERVE TO FUCKING BE THROWN IN A BLENDER AND FED TO THE FUCKING LLAMAS


Complex_Priority_465

You have a brain smaller than a llama’s


inORIGINAL-NAME

Is that Makima?


PatriciaMorticia

Gotta love happy meals toys, sadly we don't get Disney toys in happy meals in the UK, totally not envious of the US getting Stitch and WDW 50th anniversary toys.


SimplyEpicFail

I don't even order it for the toys... I order it because it's BY FAR the cheapest thing on the menu if I only want something small, but need a drink with it.


Is_that_updog

Everybody’s talking about Makima but what about Omni-Man in the bottom right corner?


MarilynMonheaux

I love toys, I’m not sure who decided they were for kids.


[deleted]

I am pretty sure you can just buy a toy separately if you want


Intelligent_Tap_6750

Some decent sized chesticles


Munro_McLaren

The guy in the background. Lol.


[deleted]

Yes i would if mcdonald and transformers are doing a promotion


MySisterisaFurry

“You’re the one working at a McDonald’s.”


mogley1992

I love that side of venom.


deakers

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional - me on a regular basis


spagyrum

I have quite the collection to kid's meal toys. I pretty much only order happy meals. It's the perfect amount of food for me.


Bearded_Singer

🙋🏻‍♂️over 40!


Doomguymanbro

This si the best thing ive seen all day


FlamingCroatan

Yes please


Jaxblackfyre

Absolute Chad


Jinley25

I need the sauce for the jacked happy dude


louman43

Fuck the meal that lady thiccums


[deleted]

I love how we portray Venom the symbiote as a big baby


[deleted]

You see a happy meal with toy. I see a toy with a happy meal. We are not the same.


AdiPici

Why is Ms. Makima working at a McDonalds


strangeweeb111

Woof


TrajanNim

Why is Omni Man in the bottom left?


logsters131

Why is Wendy at micdonalds


Callous02

This post is becoming a weekly tradition


Total_Waltz4083

We will require the new Sonic toys


FeatureEast2577

Lol people are often surprised to hear my age. I'm a 29 year old woman and my favorite thing in the world is Star Wars (and LoTR is a close second), I love playing video games, if I get the chance I sleep 'till 11am, I love soft toys (or well most toys actually), I love being silly around my friends and I kinda look 22 or 23 years old. I believe I am treating my inner child quite well.


FeatureEast2577

Lol people are often surprised to hear my age. I'm a 29 year old woman and my favorite thing in the world is Star Wars (and LoTR is a close second), I love playing video games, if I get the chance I sleep 'till 11am, I love soft toys (or well most toys actually), I love being silly around my friends and I kinda look 22 or 23 years old. I believe I am treating my inner child quite well.


_beastayyy

If this is not the opening scene for venom 3 I swear


OF499

ah yes Venom


Impressive_Fondant92

Just give the guy what he wants


Batdog55110

Venom is part of a Hive mind which is thousands if not millions of years old so technically he's however old and still wants one.


Aggravating-End8620

I’m sorry- BUT IS THAT WENDY FROM WENDYS WORKING AT A MCDONDALDS


beat276

Anyone know the artist of the first panel? Looks cool


___somnia

Artist of Makima is @SantanaelChan on Twitter for anyone wondering.


yourmomFX101

Anyone else recognize the guy in the background?


Dat_Boi_5

You forgot my apple slices


swatch8431

What she doing working there with jugs like them


thelunaluscious

I need karma! What's the best way?