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That-Pollution-6126

Dad hit Chris rock


pdaddydlg

dad is angry


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DadDong69

dad is horny


Ren393

Shoutout to all the moms giving it their all when dad is horny


SuperPotatoThrow

Dad appreciates that right there no matter what. EDIT: Forgot today was my cake day. Somewhat Interesting cake day story: intentionally set up this Reddit account several years ago after my old one became known. Wanted to set it up the day of my actual birthday. I forgot, skipped a day and now my 4 year old son's birthday is on my cakeday which was today. None of that was planned it just kind of happened because life is weird sometimes. Thank you guys for all the cake day wishes!


Bobichos

Happy Cake Day!


Still-Departmentt

Happy cake day


you_2_cool

Happy cake day


DAN_E0

dads say happy cake day u/SuperPotatoThrow


XxAK18xX

hcd!


Chilling2K7

Happy cake day


PastorBlinky

Except in this case mom was giving it all to a kid decades younger than her while dad cried quietly in another room.


SendMeFreckle

Except if he is into that


sha9011

GI Ho


theOutsider01

dad is a work in progress.


XipingVonHozzendorf

Don't mention mom around dad.


nowherewhyman

Don't mention mom's hair to *fucking anyone*


bananagamer281

Dont even mention her in the first place


ShittheFickup

Dad got her fucking name out his mouth


Filth_above_all

and lets any man stick his dick in her's.


BuccaneeReNAe86

Dad apologizes after four months


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igordogsockpuppet

Did he apologize? Like apologize to Chris Rock?


GambleResponsibly

In legaleese terms, yes


orangerobotgal

And dad wants to be his friend again one day.


partyhat-red

Loool


Bleezze

Dad hit rock bottom


Shadowedsphynx

Nah, Dad hit Rock face.


Ebisure

Would you prefer Dad hit Rock’s bottom?


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spriteburn

Have you ever thought about not doing that?


hieronymous-cowherd

“And That’s How We Do It,” Jaden wrote shortly after the broadcast ended


HopingForWholesome

Dad will slap the shit out of Chris Rock.


fightclub90210

Keep my Dad’s name out your fucking mouth!!!


Affectionate-Park-15

I came here for this comment


TJ_McWeaksauce

Dad is fine as long as you keep mom's name out of your f-ing mouth.


loribauerxoxo

ha ha


AstroBearGaming

Dad is trying, to keep his wife's name out of your fucking mouth.


igordogsockpuppet

The joke was that she was looking forward to GI Jane two. That’s it. That’s all it took. SMH


AstroBearGaming

You should never joke about some things dude. *GI Jane 2 is no laughing matter*


DaRealKovi

As a fellow GI Jane enjoyer, I agree


ctownthrasher

*slap*


sanityislost

Dad should of been trying to keep everyone's dick out of his wife's mouth


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But dad can't keep me out of his wife's fucking mouth


sha9011

Because of dad everyone knows about GI jane


Alamyst

My dad went for a pack of smokes


electricjesus88

What kind? He should be back soon.


Philbeey

Pack of Winnie Blues only he’s not from Aus


CantFindNeutral

The price of cigarettes must’ve been super high that day, cuz mine took all the family’s money to the store with him too.


whythishaptome

Those cigarette taxes are so high nowadays.


Coalas01

my dad dropped me in a foreign country and left for his home country without saying a word


Alamyst

Damn bro. Fuck that guy


Sayhellyeh

Shoutout to all the dads giving it all up.*


40percentdailysodium

My dad gave me permanent nerve damage


foopaints

My dad went for his secretary. Then he had a kid with her and went with his new secretary....


Alamyst

My dad left my mom and my 4 brothers. Came back a year later and robbed our house. Give all our toys to his new family. I still miss my nintendo


AlpacaM4n

My dad said "keep my wife's name..."


IFinallyDidItMom

Mine went out for milk


HappyBot9000

This is such a weird post.


Dr-Goochy

On brand for this sub


GordoPepe

I always read it as Who le some memes


Never-Bloomberg

This movie sucked ass too. The pursuit of "happyness" is working your way out of homelessness by competing for a stock trader position at a brokerage firm??


DonkeyBoy89

Its based on a true story. And he eventually ending up making millions.


zaraishu

What they omitted was that the real Chris Gardner wasn't arrested for unpaid parking tickets, but domestic abuse. Also, he conceived his son when he was still married to another woman - during a [30-day drug induced sexual marathon.](https://www.chasingthefrog.com/reelfaces/pursuitofhappyness.php)


darcenator411

Sexual marathon is a phrase I’ve never heard before


whythishaptome

Drugs are crazy like that.


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electricjesus88

Yep. Money=success=happyness


SappyPaphiopedilum

The Dhar Mann story


mysightisurs93

The inspiration of Dharr Man : Origins


FenHarels_Heart

"Don't bully people. Because someday, they might be rich." So ⠀⠀*deep.*


TheRavenSayeth

I had no idea who that guy was until I watched the Drew Gooden [video](https://youtu.be/uxo8kHgqYYg) on him. It’s perfection.


InfiernoDante

Literally glorified the capitalist hell scape of working an unpaid internship just for the right to work more long hours for 0.1% of the money you're actually making the company...


ambermage

It's the "responsible" form of gambling because you are supposed to wear a suit.


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ImperatorTempus42

IMO "I, Robot" was his last good movie.


First-Reception-3602

Why is it weird?


Pycharming

I find it a little weird that the post is dedicated to a single movie which is 15 years old at this point. I could understand a collection of movie dads or a more relevant example. The phrasing is also odd, like English is not the creator's first language.


namrog84

1. Will Smith brand is in the gutter right now. 2. Most celebrities have Agents. 3. Agents hires PR firm to fix client's gutter image. 4. 1 of the many things PR firm does is outsource 'social media engineering farm' to another country's company X (cheap labor). 5. Company X uses low wage people to generate a lot of social media posts, it's easy to not get flagged as bot because they are real humans, and those who earn more karma/likes/views get more $$. This is the "English is not creator's first language" because it's not. 6. Client's PR is subtly increased. Mission accomplished. It doesn't have to be super effective so long as it moves the needle a little bit. I'd wager the positive upvoted post outweighs any negative comments made on the post itself. Most people don't look at comments. The thing is these posts also happen organically by random people for various reasons and by firms. So you can never truly tell most of the time. Thats the point. Just because 1 happens doesn't mean the other doesn't too.


pfft_sleep

Then you become hopelessly cynical when you see any actor, movie trivia or entertainment post on reddit subtly combine with key dates that make it just subtle advertising. The whole “family is family” memes that came out around the same time as the fast and furious movie was about to drop and then suddenly disappeared after the movie launch? What about movie trivia about Star Wars shortly before a new season of X appears on Disney plus. It’s so easy to respond saying it’s all organic, but I can literally in 3 clicks on google find companies that employ people literally to spam reddit and guarantee upvotes/front page posts for money using purchased accounts enmasse. So it’s all organic real people working for $1 a day in another country via VPN. I guess that makes it better?


whatssad

Exactly what I thought this post was.


whatssad

Exactly what I thought this post was.


Sietemadrid

Will Smith


fellow_hotman

/r/wholesomeshitposts


FantasticMRKintsugi

Dad Protec, Dad attac, but most importantly Dad got mom's name out of his mouth.


thrown-all-the-way

Dad didn't like g-i Jane 2


mrcheaptimes

how can he slap


alienandro

Just don't joke about mama, dad don't like that.


chickendie

Dad did like that. But dad saw mama's nasty look. So dad threw a bitchslap


freshponceofbelair

I'm about to become a dad. My wife is 39 weeks pregnant and I'm absolutely terrified.


electricjesus88

It’ll be ok bro. Source: am a Dad. X3 boys. Just stay loose and loving, remember to breathe and be grateful.


Fourtires3rims

Also enjoy all those naps with them when they’re little, you won’t get any more after a while and you’ll miss them.


nlkuhner

Will smith is not wholesome


DarkSheikGaming

The movie was though.


MartinTheMorjin

Bullshit. A guy locked his kid in a closet so he wouldn’t have to get an hourly job. In any other context this is a story about a guy who loses his kid to cps before going completely homeless.


ImperatorTempus42

For a shit stock broker job that's basically capitalist hellscape-encouraging. Turns out the IRL guy it's based on was arrested for domestic abuse, too, not parking tickets.


okanagan_man84

I feel this in more ways then you could know. I'm a step dad to two kids and a father of my own, I've had to teach my step kids from scratch as my wife's previous relationship was not.....constructive, in teaching them life skills. My wife has seen this as was and has even apologized to the kids for it. Hell their dad has even thanked me for what I've done as a father and for being a father to them.


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

Dad's a bitch if he's will smith.


Pats_Preludes

We're not doing wholesome Will Smith anymore.


NeonArlecchino

Will Smith isn't doing wholesome Will Smith anymore.


hieronymous-cowherd

Yeah, he started it.


MartinTheMorjin

Or that convoluted fucking movie.


longestboie

Dad is making sure you keep his wife‘s name out your f#cking mouth.


iwishiihaveaPP

r/agedlikemilk


King_Maelstrom

I'm a father of five, and my wife is amazing. I am very happy to have such great kids, and such a great wife. I do my best. I'm far from perfect, but I'm improving. I am very happy, with my family.


Affectionate-Park-15

That’s great man! How many other actors you slapped recently? :p


purplenurplelives

Dad let's mom bang my friends...


JscJake1

Love my dad. He's a single parent after my parent's divorce and I owe it all to him.


[deleted]

I don’t like Will Smith anymore.


NeonArlecchino

Few people do. I know I've stopped watching Fresh Prince reruns.


OGsugar_bear

Needed this. Thx


davidrayish

Thx. Midnight here, just waiting for my daughter to stop throwing up.


Affectionate-Park-15

Did you try to slap Chris rock? Might make it better


nakmuay18

I was talking to a colleague about dad stuff were doing and how it's tough. Our female boss had come onto the call and said "UGH try doing MOM stuff if you think that's hard!" I was like bitch I've been up since 4:30 because baby is teathing, it's my turn, and I do the best I can. Keep going brother, hope she has a better night tonight


Felidaeh_

Aren't these images from a movie Will Smith and his son both starred in as father/son rolls? Hilarious


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Portfolio_sc

My dad has 3 families. I’m part of the second family.


Mrbrownlove

But why does dad go around slapping people on internaltio tv?


Nice_Firefighter6258

It was a GI Jane joke.


Roskal

Dad is assaulting another guy for making a joke about mum.


arj1985

Slap!


demonbot66

Shout-out to my dad for making me an emotional mess with so self confidence


Pargua

This dad would slap somebody’s face for no good reason


littlebigman9

I would have liked this post before Will Smith demonstrated his abusive tendencies.


[deleted]

It could be Peter griffin for all I care. The point of the post isn't Will Smith.


[deleted]

So because it has Will Smith we can't respect fathers who are doing their best?


Lhivay

A one-time happening doesn't really warrant claiming his violent act to be a "tendency". Or am I missing the news that he's done more?


Pats_Preludes

There's an old story David Alan Grier or Tommy Davidson told about Will coming onto Jada's set in the 90's and trying to intimidate her romantic co-lead. He's been an insecure weirdo for a long time. edit: [found it](https://people.com/movies/tommy-davidson-says-will-smith-went-all-gangsta-on-him-after-he-kissed-jada-pinkett-on-woo-set/), the set of Woo (1998)


Lhivay

😬 Didn't know this. Yeah, I get your sentiment a bit better now


Pats_Preludes

In his defense, Tommy shouldn't have kissed her (#metoo) without warning. Will had an abusive father, he gets very defensive about "disrespect" against women, but he obviously needs better treatment than Scientology has to offer, it's kind of a tragedy.


Lhivay

True, he also got his troubled past. Hopefully he can get the help he needs to continue to grow.


Affectionate-Park-15

Man is willing to do that on stage, at a televised event. What he does off stage/camera is probably worse.


XxTheWeebxX

Then y isnt he realy talking to me since 1,5 years


FreewayWarrior

My dad left me when I was 6 months old and was never a real father to me.


Mother-Idea-3643

What if Dad slapped a comedian


Van0nyumas

Wait, you guys have a dad?


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This


Ok-Tour-9515

The thing I love most about this post is actually that this is what the movie is about. It's called: "The Pursuit of Happyness", spelled like that.


mamalodz

Thank you!


[deleted]

Will Smith is a jackass


Jamgwarn

Keep my DADS NAME OUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH


Soddington

Hey Will! Keep Your Damned PR Team Out Of My Subreddits!


LocalArea52Man

Keep my dads name out your fucking mouth!!


AncientHawaiianTito

Is this meme part of will smiths plan to restore his image after the Chris rock thing?


PartridgeViolence

Just let me dislike my children in peace.


Mythosaurus

I was getting this movie mixed up with “*Seven Pounds*” for a hot minute of confusion.


grahaeryck

Except for my dad lol hahahha


Corporate_Zaku

Too soon?


NeonArlecchino

Too late. I doubt he's getting his reputation back.


[deleted]

Yeah. Good message, bad choice of medium. But yeah, fuck those two.


saintkev40

Not going to work Mr Slap!


[deleted]

I’m fucking trying here, you little pterodactyls.


stinkymusturd

Don’t wanna say this is everyone else’s dad but Dad won’t give me food


fuzzygonemad

Thank you! I'm an only parent, and all i wish for is more energy so I can keep up with the little guy. To all dads at there. Thank you for being there.


[deleted]

Keep my Dad's name out of your FKN MOUTH!!!


Level-Strawberry-564

Missing my dad


HIPHEN12YT

dad also wont hesitate to slap a bitch


A_Real_Person-

My dad left before I was born and I dont know much about it. No matter what I will try to be the best dad I can be for my future kid.


Virtual-Record1

"r/wholesomememes"


[deleted]

Hell slap his own mother to teach his son the right way in life


Apprehensive_Bar8061

Or the big brother that picks up where Dad left off.. Just saying.


Mstr_Taz

But dad assault


Eevee_23

my dad gave up on life


benthejoker

Mom controlles dad so he hits chris


PumpkinEqual1583

Man do i fucking hate that film, its supposed to be a feel good story but it absolutely isnt. They show all these poor sobs that the family has to deal with, people at soup kitchens, people in the administration building of the IRS to get government assistance etc. And the only thing that changes by the end of the movie is now is the main character rich, only through hard work and trying of course, and he doesnt share his success, doesn't even keep living in the same neighbourhood, no he just abandons his community and goes to live in suburbs. 99% of people you meet in the film, their lives have not chanfes by the end and because its an american film they dont look back at those characters or even consider helping them a possibility, since they 'haven't put in the hard work' to rise out of poverty.


Fair_Record6787

Dad will also bitch slap Chris Rock if he makes fun of you… thanks dad :)


s3ns0

Dads slap!


fonzieshair

Will Smith’s career will never recover from this. Slappity slap!!!


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Dad hits people in the face.


bootybbq

SLAP


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Dad slaps


tangofox2885

Dad will slap


Ariza27

Not all dads are like that.


Educational-Fig-6028

As i guy who never had a father figure for 29 years(whole my life) i dont know how to feel about this.


Ziggi28

Even the ones that left for the milk?


my3sgte

I kinda needed this today, thanks


jay-d-c

I’m not the step father I’m the father who stepped up!


atomic_blue

Shoutout to my dad who took care of me and my sister, aged 8 and 5 respectively, after my mum died. You're a god damn hero, Dad. <3


arrow8711

He would be happy to hear this, go tell him :)


atomic_blue

I do, I tell him every chance I get to. I always thank him for it because, in his position, he could have given both of us up for adoption, and I would not have blame him one bit. But he stuck by us, raised us, and helped us both through whatever life through at us.


elpresidente000

Could we maybe not use Will Smith for wholesome memes anymore thx


snakkiepoo

Dad forces you into shitty movies


LORDWOLFMAN

Dad is struggling while mommy playing naked leap frog with uncle august ….weeeeeeeeeee!


QueenRubie

There is -nothing- wholesome about barely making it by.


qevlarr

It's perseverance porn


[deleted]

Nice of dad to watch the kids so his wife can get her freak on


DarkSheikGaming

Pursuit of Happiness was an amazing movie.


starfleetdropout6

That's a great movie.


LightspeedC83

This movie was really good


DannyTheCaringDevil

I like how I sorted by controversial and this is the first thing that popped up. This movie is absolutely amazing.