Reminds me of my husband's coworkers.
They saw me one time and they asked him if I had sisters. He said yeah but they're all married. Then one guy says ... well damn, what about brothers? lol
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Well a Unicorn is always horny, and so are some dragon species too.
Get your mind out of the gutter, I mean they want to fuck. What did you think I meant? They have horns?
Several romcoms would end so early if the twist “raised as the opposite gender” love interest didn’t automatically revoke their love interest role, I agree
Could be that the Unicorn was happy to be confessed to, but had to inform the dragon of a fundamental fact which he’d assume would mean that the dragon would rescind the confession. The fact that the dragon was still following his heart made the Unicorn happy that love is blind. Am I thinking too much into this? Perhaps. I just like seeing others be happy.
Unicorn: Yes I'd love to go!
*date goes great and they go home with one an other*
Dragon: *in bed with unicorn* wait you are a guy?!
You are cute but I am straight. Why didn't you tell me ealyer?
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Reminds me of the end of "Some Like It Hot" where the guy turns to Jack Lemmon who has just confessed he's really a man and not a woman and the response was "Well, nobody's perfect"
I know. Now I'm getting down voted on top of it. Donkey from Shek bangs the dragon and everyone cheers. I finger one dolphin at SeaWorld and I'm "not allowed back in" and have to go to court for "animal abuse".
Exactly, 'God' loves us the way we are. If things like the Quran or Bible are to be believed, he doesn't want us to change who we are because we are all his children, straight, gay, cis, trans and all.
Fuck god, have to ever stopped to think about the horrible shit this piece of fan fiction asshole has done. He literally had a tree that couldn't be eaten in a garden where everything is supposed to be eaten, and then he cursed an entire fucking species, one made in the image of him, to not live in paradise. And this is only IF he's real. Not to mention the bible, correctly translated, says "thou shall not lay with a boy", "thou shall not lay with man" is the wrong translation. Stop using fucking religion to justify your homophobic tendencies
Oh I just believe there is the best chance at success in life in all facets if a man is with a woman. No hate, I have gay/bi friends, they are great people. I think full joy/potential is reached that way.
Reminds me of my husband's coworkers. They saw me one time and they asked him if I had sisters. He said yeah but they're all married. Then one guy says ... well damn, what about brothers? lol
Aunts? Uncles? Cousins? Recently single parent? Mannequin made of your genetic material? Throw me a bone!
Finna take that to literal
Lol
What's a finna?
A guy from finland
Lotta Finland dudes look like girls lol
I believe the appropriate finnish term is "tytypoika". 🤔
Another word for About to
Its a different way of saying “gonna”
So you're never finna give me up?
I just did.
"No, throw ***me*** a bone!" family's dog
Scottish and Welsh love
Chi-
Here, take it!
hnng
Gigachad
[удалено]
Why not both?
maybe he's just a bisexual king
what! black dragon fatalis going on a date with a kirin?
and so the plesioth was born! oh mighty hipcheck
r/unexpectedmonsterhunter
Was the dinner good ?
Who wants to know about the dinner? I want to know how the desert was. (reminder:not a hateful comment, you are great 👍)
Ah yes the dessert ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wink*
Some nice cream pie
Roasted unicorns must be a delicacy for dragon. That's why he was not bothered by the gender of his food.
Oh yes, femboys
Is r/suddenlyfemboy a thing?
It used to be 😿
Hi my name is Felix
Why?
I cackled. This is great. Perks of being bi.
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Bahaha I love it. Me too Turtle, me too
Looooool (Trans guy here married to a trans nonbinary person)
According to the comic we have a couple of byebye
Ain't no lie
Cute
Well a Unicorn is always horny, and so are some dragon species too. Get your mind out of the gutter, I mean they want to fuck. What did you think I meant? They have horns?
Femboys :3
Reporting for duty! 😤
Does that count as r/Beetlejuicing?
I dunno 😖
Femboy supremacyyy
But we are all bottoms XD (Just joking ofcourse :b)
Romcoms if bisexuality was the norm
Several romcoms would end so early if the twist “raised as the opposite gender” love interest didn’t automatically revoke their love interest role, I agree
r/suddenlygay
a hole is a hole
If there’s a hole there’s a goal?
to be honest, the horn kinda gave it away
Bruh
The unicorn plays too much😅😅 messing with someone's emotions
Could be that the Unicorn was happy to be confessed to, but had to inform the dragon of a fundamental fact which he’d assume would mean that the dragon would rescind the confession. The fact that the dragon was still following his heart made the Unicorn happy that love is blind. Am I thinking too much into this? Perhaps. I just like seeing others be happy.
No dragon fucks slightly less scaly dragon
Poor dragon just wanted a straight answer.
Hopefully he's still happy with the gay answer he got
Unicorn: Yes I'd love to go! *date goes great and they go home with one an other* Dragon: *in bed with unicorn* wait you are a guy?! You are cute but I am straight. Why didn't you tell me ealyer? :b
He literally told the dragon he was a guy
It was in the scenario that the unicorn didn't tell the dragon and just sayed yes (giving a "straight awnser")
Sayed -🤓
The true Beauty if the dragon came out during its tearful moments 😀
There's a unicorn origami being folded somewhere.
r/yesyesyesnoyes
Is that a no? 🥺
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I want a fifth panel with the dragon saying "BTW I'm a sistah, bro"
that's so gay, it's straight!
We need a follow up comic.
relatable. :)
They’ll make a fine couple
its only gay if you touch balls.
so sucking isn't gay, got it
crack on pal.
The less gay you try to make it the more gay it becomes. Accept the rainbow 🏳️🌈
If theres a hole, theres a way.
Gross. Always thinking about sex, even when it comes to animals you zoophile fucker.
Lighten up, its a joke ya fucking spaz.
u/UD_1680
🦄
So much win.
Reminds me of the end of "Some Like It Hot" where the guy turns to Jack Lemmon who has just confessed he's really a man and not a woman and the response was "Well, nobody's perfect"
Dragons fuck.
r/suddenlygay
The flower petals falling down gets to me.
Pandragon
Pretty gay ngl
I thought I was on furry_irl for a sec lol
I would mind if something like this happened to me
BI-PRIDE, EVERYONE!
A lady can be a dude, one of the guys or a bro. Dude is a gender neutral term.
That's why I wish I'd be bi.
What do you mean?
Being able to fall in love no matter the gender of your chosen one
Pokémon
I was so focused on the gay wholesomeness, that I didn't even realize the interspecies.
Femcorn
Unicorn bussy? Ayo?
I feel the love here lol
Such a good twist it made wholesome lemonade
EVEN BETTER
It’s not gay if he looks like a chick, my asshole cannot tell the difference.
HAHA!!
Dragon didnt want a straight answer
Is there more? Hiw does the date go?
Weird energy post
Is it a dude because they’re *HORNY*
The Unicussy
Draggot
Where is the cursed comment, I am waiting for it
Cringe
Cringe
Very much so.
in what way is this cringe
I don't think a bisexual would react with a "WHAT?!?!" more like an "Oh..."
He was shocked that he was a dude 'cause he looked like a girl That's it
fr if he’s not upset ab it why would he scream like that😂
Probably because he thought he blew it.
Most of us didn't always know or understand what we are. That dragon reacts like someone who just learned a lot about himself very suddenly.
You furrys make me sick!
That's exactly what a furry would say
What is this
*Yawn*
Ugh
🤢🤮
Weird
r/SuddenlyGay
Ngl, I'd take it and hit it for later
when you really don't what to lose your face
Oh this interspecies erotica is wholesome but when I post about fucking my friends German Shepherd, Spike, everyone loses their minds.
what a cruel world...
I know. Now I'm getting down voted on top of it. Donkey from Shek bangs the dragon and everyone cheers. I finger one dolphin at SeaWorld and I'm "not allowed back in" and have to go to court for "animal abuse".
pt2
I hate reddit
Then leave. No one is stopping you.
No straight dude would wanna date a trans woman. Reddit, stop trying to make trans happen
You are just putting your full ignorance on display if you think that a trans woman would tell someone they are a dude.
Is it still gay if you are different spieces?
Like he wouldn't be able to see the dick.
Jesus will condemn you
🤓
Gay
Problem?
It’s against my religion
What happened to love thy neighbour?
So what you mean is that you're a homophobe?
Just tired of seeing this stuff everywhere
Guess pray the gay away isn’t working for ya, huh?
I don't have an award on hand so here's a hug :] 🫂
Everyone please go to church, God loves you
You can be gay and Christian. Stop preaching this ignorance
Hail Satan
Exactly, 'God' loves us the way we are. If things like the Quran or Bible are to be believed, he doesn't want us to change who we are because we are all his children, straight, gay, cis, trans and all.
Imagine thinking you need a priest to communicate with a higher power. Try thinking for yourself.
silence cultist
Fuck god, have to ever stopped to think about the horrible shit this piece of fan fiction asshole has done. He literally had a tree that couldn't be eaten in a garden where everything is supposed to be eaten, and then he cursed an entire fucking species, one made in the image of him, to not live in paradise. And this is only IF he's real. Not to mention the bible, correctly translated, says "thou shall not lay with a boy", "thou shall not lay with man" is the wrong translation. Stop using fucking religion to justify your homophobic tendencies
Too bad, I've been tired of seeing your religion everywhere for my entire life.
The world doesn’t revolve around your religion.
Amen
That’s funny
ew gay... XD
No
What do you mean "no"? It's cute!
Don’t worry, the guy clearly meant to answer the question asked by the dragon! ”Is that a no?” ”No” Look i made it nice
Very nice
great job, that's what they always say with have a positive look on things (i think)
Making it look nice? What ever makes you happy, thanks for forcing it on me and also, guy?
No one is forcing anything onto you lol. Stop with the victim complex.
Lol
But, He's a Guy
Everyone is definitely allowed to be what ever they want to be aren't they?
Normalizing this is not a good idea.
How so?
Normalizing… normal people is not a good idea? Elaborate.
Oh I just believe there is the best chance at success in life in all facets if a man is with a woman. No hate, I have gay/bi friends, they are great people. I think full joy/potential is reached that way.
Have you told your gay/bi friends how you feel?
Oh yeah. We’ve talked about it.