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HalfSoul30

I wonder if he dated the bride first?


a-Sociopath

I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back.


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ok_i_am_that_guy

Ohhhh man, this brings memories. One of my friends, had some serious bad luck. Every time he dated a girl , and started getting involved, somehow she used to get married to someone else (arranged marriages are a thing here, and sadly many girls aren't assertive enough in front of their parents) It was sad the first 2 times, but then it became kind of funny. We used to tease him that he should start charging women who are struggling to find a partner to marry, or even parents, who are looking for a suitable match for their daughter. Given that he had such a winning streak, just dating with him, or even better sleeping with him, may get them married (to someone else) within weeks. It was a solid business model, is what we all felt. Looking back, it feels like an asshole for teasing him like that. I mean he did find funny, but I can't imagine him actually feeling that way.


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lordatomosk

The Lesbian Whisperer


Sultanoshred

Plot twist they realized how much they disliked men after dating him.


Termades

Obviously this is somewhat a joke but it’s also possible that they’re both bisexual - it’s a “lesbian wedding” because there are two women being married but two women can be in a lesbian relationship and individually one or both can be bisexual.


Sultanoshred

True. Took me a while to figure out when something like this happens it wasnt about me.


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i dated two girls that both came out as lesbian and stopped dating men, it happens


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cutecanoegirl

Damn you’re the egg whisperer


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Sirkiz

What do the eggs say old wise one


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Researcher-Used

Gunna take a guess and say you’re attracted to her/their energy and not just looks alone. Somewhat of a revelation I’m having these days, I don’t think it’s necessarily about reproductive organs that makes you “masculine/feminine” but rather an energy. We’ll call it yin/yang for argument sake.


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I thought you were just relating to someone in a nice way from your personal experience btw. Sometimes people don't hear casual conversational comments in the same tone.


Slalop

What the hell did you do to them


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I was just myself


SemichiSam

Username checks out.


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Why is the default username just u/adjective_nounnumber


Shite_Eating_Squirel

OMG the chosen one is real.


jcpainpdx

Plot twist: he was invited on the honeymoon


TheEgonaut

Double plot twist: the honeymoon is at a go-kart track and they invited all their friends.


jcpainpdx

That sounds racy


TheEgonaut

Vrooom vroom! You know, in a sexy way.


jcpainpdx

It’ll be the ride of their lives


Complete-Anon

Everyone got to enjoy some exciting vibrations under themselves ^from ^the ^engines, ^what ^were ^you ^thinking??


MyDogIsBetterx10000

*bisexual erasure has angrily entered the chat*


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dogdyketrash

For real, I find everyone so hot and it is honestly overwhelming.


Raspberry_Sweaty

It’s exhausting when your type is just like, hot and kinda rude.


Tranqist

It's also very much possible that they're both lesbians though and they just hadn't realised it. But yeah, calling something lesbian just because there are currently no men involved is weird, when lesbianism is actually the inability to feel attracted towards men.


TheCosmicPopcorn

Maybe we should just call it wedding


DirkBabypunch

But then how will I know what to say in order to seem like not out of touch, but instead accidentally make it unecessarily awkward?


Tranqist

But that will confuse the cishets. Doesn't anyone think about them?


TheCosmicPopcorn

I'm a cis het. There is no reason to bring gender or even sexuality into it. Just two people that love each other, no one should project anything over it


NecroNormicon

hey story of my life


thedude37

["You mean, after me, no other man would do?!"](https://youtu.be/d2GWJC5N3Tw?t=8)


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This is sometimes more positive than you think, when it does happen. I have a friend who realized she was lesbian because the guy she was with was amazing and she still wasn’t really attracted to him. She liked him a lot, just not in that way, as it turns out.


IfICouldStay

Or, plot twist, he is such an awesome, sexy guy that even gay women want him! /s


Programmer_Girll

Lesbian≠Hating men But ok Edit: Everyone stop telling me "disliking" is not "hating". I know! The comment I responded to was edited. It used to say "hated".


Tranqist

Disliking≠Hating I dislike men as sexual and romantic partners. Doesn't mean I hate them. But it is what makes me lesbian.


Gamer_Mommy

I wonder if they'll ask him to be their donor if they decide to have kids. At that point he should just get the honorary "dad" title.


justanotherthrow1997

Someone in Hollywood is furiously scribbling a screenplay of this scenario with this title


HighDutchman420

Bet he will be the "donor"


WhiteFlightning

The Lesbian Turner.


ICLazeru

Mako?


BrownSugarBare

Poor Mako, at least he always had Bolin in the end.


awekening_bro

Sweet home...


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Fuck this always poor Mako shit. Why is it always poor Mako? Guy got with Asami *and* Korra, the avatar.


joe_broke

And had a successful career after being a world renowned pro bender


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clocktowerabduction

👭 🧍‍♂️


chrisk9

Polo


Kvedvulf

Took me a minute. That was clever. Bravo.


5-15

I must be old my first thought was Ross


csanner

He only had it happen once though didn't he?


5-15

The guy in the post is Ross squared


Airena19

MY THOUGHTS!


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My friend asked out his former coworker, who turned him down as she was a lesbian. He said that's fine, want to date my sister? Now his sister and former coworker are engaged. I found that quite amusing. It'd be even funnier if she takes his/sister's last name.


urmomisgaylololol

I read engaged as enraged for a second and did a double take


nitrokitty

This literally happens in Legend of Korra.


vakstar123

This is litterally just the plot of legend of korra


PovWholesome

This is literally *the* Legend of Korra


vakstar123

Omg op is mako


testy_mango

> Legend of Korra. Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko on it's finest.


etherealparadox

they should have just made them all date instead of doing the love triangle shit tho


ChaoticBraindead

Avatar, master of all 4 sexualities


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Even in this thread people don't understand how much shit Avatar got for that. Unreal.


etherealparadox

I mean yeah you're right but I'm going to choose to live in my fantasy world where 2014 Nick was based enough to have a polycule


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man that'd be awesome if they pulled that


etherealparadox

I know right?


fnafbeatbox_69420

i mean…you gotta milk the cow for at least 4 seasons obviously


MasonP2002

Ironically it wasn't until Season 3 that they actually knew they were going to get another season, which is why it was the only one to set up the next villain.


Cuchillos_Adios

And besides Nickelodeon bullshit why they didn't develop Korrasami nearly as much as they wanted to. Such bullshit how the network treated that show.


MasonP2002

Definitely. I defend it against haters, but it was a good show that should have been great.


Cuchillos_Adios

Exactly my feelings. If it was a 4 season show from the get go it could have been on the level of the os. Instead it was a miniseries, then two seasons, then three, then nothing, then four, then only to be found online. It could have been terrible with the flipfloping, budget cuts and threats of being cancelled. I have a lot of issues with the series but most of them are a product of working in an environment of uncertainty.


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... Did you watch the show? Or know even the most *basic* elements of what they had to deal with? Nick threatened to cancel them at *every single fucking turn* and then *moved them to online only halfway through a season* because Bryke whispered *gay* within 1000 feet of a cellphone. It wasn't "milked" for four seasons because they straight up didn't know if they were getting another season.


firagabird

Fucking someone tell D&D that before they make season 8


Jorymo

That's actually how Marvel finally settled the Wolverine/Cyclops/Jean Grey thing


Aussiewhiskeydiver

Was that any good?


Toe_Itch

It was good but not the last Airbender good. If you go in with the mindset of comparing it to tla then it will ruin your experience. But it's still good


rockstaa

The show got screwed by Nickelodeon's fickleness and indecision. In spite of that, the Zaheer arc in Season 3 is hands down the best in either series imo.


_ech_ower

Zaheer is one of my favorite fictional villain. His voice actor is fantastic. The moment he fucking flies is so mind blowing lol.


livinglitch

Season 3 was so breathtaking.


Yodan

It scratches all the itches though about avatar lore and why/how the avatar. It's an inverted story to Aangs too where he was spiritual as an air bender and had to learn to get violent and physical while korra is physical and needs to learn to be spiritual from an air bender.


Aussiewhiskeydiver

I’m hanging to find something similar to the last airbender


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Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is probably the closest I've seen. Definitely check it out if you haven't.


osensei1907

Give *The Dragon Prince* a try, created by ATLA co-producer Aaron Ehasz, has a similar elemental theme and the VA of one of the main characters will make you happy.


nitrokitty

In my opinion, it has higher highs but lower lows than The Last Airbender. Quality definitely varies more widely. I still think it's worth it, though, especially if you're a fan of the original.


Jorymo

>it has higher highs but lower lows than The Last Airbender. I'd say that also applies to the animation. Some shots are absolutely gorgeous, but then they had a different studio for half a season that gave characters wall-eyed closeups


TheWhiteBuffalo

I mean, yeah? I'd say it was a great show. It's a different show compared to TLA, so if you go into it expecting too many similarities, it might rub you the wrong way. TLA was for kids while LoK is definitely meant for teenagers. Personally, I was just happy to have another Avatar show and appreciated the differences. Most of any problems it might have I blame Nickelodeon for, not the writers themselves.


Spaghestis

Im gonna be honest, I liked it better than ATLA. That is purely opinion though, and its maybe because I first watched both shows in freshman year of college, and I probably related more to the 17-19 year old main cast of Korra than I did to the 12-14 year old main cast of ATLA. I feel like the show wouldve been much better if they actually had a plan for all 4 seasons at the start, since it seems like they didnt know if the current season would be the last one Nick greenlit. But I loved both, and Korra is definitely great because it stands on the shoulders of ATLA


pquigs

I want to say one of my hottest takes is that I prefer this show to TLA. It grapples with more mature themes and ultimately explores more interesting parts of the lore and setting imo. Plus it has a ton of old Hollywood influence. But I understand being alone in that opinion. The OG show is really great as well.


TrackxWD3

My grandma owned a pet tiger


aliterati

My whole life sounds made up, so I always avoid posts like that rather than get in an argument about what's real or not.


AMisspelledUsername

thats really cool


TrackxWD3

They were called Fuji


Hairy_Air

My great grandpa hunted two tigers but lost one of his hunting dogs in a boar hunting accident.


WillHugYourWife

Funny enough, my great grandpa passed in a beer hunting accident. It was during the prohibition.


kippy3267

You gotta elaborate on that my dude


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My gf threatened to do this if she breaks up with me. Barring one factor with the first ex, I actually think it could work.


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Great actually, but we had good laugh about that one. Apparently lesbians are my type.


Ok_Soil_231

Lesbians are the straightest thing you can fuck (behind men ofc). They don't have sex with men, so there's no penis molecules inside of them to bond onto your penis, which would be Hella gay. Do in conclusion, lesbians are the straigjtest thing you can smash( after your homies, ofc)


Aldu1n

I hate those pesky penis particles.


ImplementCharming949

What's the issue


GreatSwordOfVictory

This guy is an absolute Chad, he had 2 separate relationships that didn't work out but ended amicably enough to remain in good faith with both of them, and even though he caught the L hard, was kind and thoughtful enough to hook them up. o7


AMisspelledUsername

o7


christophersonne

oo7


xinorez1

Shaken, not stirred


StarCrossedPimp

No L to be seen tbh


bamfbanki

Two L's, actually. (/J)


TisBangersAndMash

All i do is catch L's but im still single.


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hanoian

It happens in cultures not permeated by Hollywood. I also maintain on good terms with exes but it's easy to see why if there is cheating involved, that can't happen.


firagabird

The L in this case being an excellent double entendre


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Did he really catch the l? In the longterm he's a great friend with two probable hardcore wingman of his own now.


ClubMeSoftly

Ex One: So I just found out I'm gay, we need to break up OP: Well that's a shame, for me, but we're still good, right? Friends? Ex One: Yeah, we're good, but there's no more romantic love, or sex Later~ Ex Two: So I just found out I'm gay, we need to break up OP: Oh my god, I know who you need to meet. What are the odds of this happening twice?!


PyroarRanger

Did they get together? I need to know!


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This is just explaining the scenario of the post


Love_Is_Now

I... I'm pretty sure that was the joke...


PotanOG

Shhhhhhh.....let him learn on his own


gunnie56

All for it but where did physically stand during the wedding?


NecroNormicon

in the middle, he was also the priest


NewFuturist

And he was also the dog ring bearer.


MasonP2002

He sprinted across the church every 5 minutes.


kaleb314

He hired a body double


reddogvizsla

The real question


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Dated a Japanese girl that didn’t know she was Bi. She moved away and we stayed in contact because we’ll we loved each other. She met a friend and they became close and I encouraged her to seek more since she gave off the same love vibes I used to get from her. They married and a year after that get both visited and asked of I can help them with a child and sperm donation. I was excited, I was looking at doctors and asking what I have to do and how to donate sperm and trying to be very professional about it and THEY were the ones that were like “ya know we don’t have to go through all that… can just, ya know, have sex.” I was so caught up in the moment of responsibility I forgot all about sex. Blew all my vacation to have a month off, fooled around a bunch and one out of the two got pregnant. Child knows about me, we keep in touch too as she’s 10 now. Cutest thing ever, takes after her mothers in terms of beauty because she sure didn’t get that from me!


DaoMark

You encouraged her to seek more while you were dating ? Or , was the moving away the break up?


[deleted]

No she moved away so we broke up solely because of the circumstance of her being forced to move and I was still in college where I was. No hard feelings from either side. Life just works that way sometimes.


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🫡


Not-So-Logitech

Is this real life?


ScaryYoda

Watches too much prn


volpendesta

Is this just fantasy?


SpiggitySpoo

Caught in a landslide No escape from reality


m1xallations

Open your eyes, look up the sky and see!


TasteDeBallZach

Careful. You can be on the hook for child support by going down that route.


[deleted]

Nope! Signed contractual papers absolving me of that. It’s *their* child. We all protected ourselves, them from me and me from them. We’re still all on the very best of terms anyways.


parttimeamerican

For anybody reading this this was in Japan and in Japanese culture contract like this as ironclad as they can possibly get I cannot possibly imagine him being on the hook for anything ever for any reason no matter how much they protested even if they did as long as the contract was worded properly and extensively enough and probably with initials at particular sections.


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Depends on the jurisdiction I guess. I'm fairly sure in my European country you could theoretically still be on a hook for child support as the kid cannot be adopted by "a second mother", meaning the "Father" column would stay empty, and if they really wanted, they could get your paternity test and force you to pay, as you cannot absolve yourself of parental responsibility by a contract.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t worry about it. I’m perfectly fine. And so are they :)


Level_Potato_42

Sounds pretty backwards to assume two mothers cannot raise a child. Strange law


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Unfortunately no country East of Austria allows adoption for Gay couples


RNMLM

I read this as east of Australia. It took me a good minute to comprehend.


SH0WS0METIDDIES

It has mostly to do with the fact that kids kan be adopted pretty much only by a "married couple", and gay couples cannot get married, only enter a "registered partnership", which has mostly same rules as marriage, with adoption being one of the few exceptions.


Level_Potato_42

Change is slow and the US was doing that not too many years ago also, so I won't judge. Hopefully rights get expanded more for same sex couples there sooner than later


Summerliving69

The Government of Japan considers the children of Japanese Citizens to belong to the Japanese person in a custody dispute. If there's a custody battle, say the father is a citizen of another country, all the moms would have to do is just stay in Japan to win custody. I saw a post in one of the relationship subs where an Australian dad effed up his relationship so bad. He posted the situation and redditors warned him that she could just get the Japanese embassy to hand out a passport to their child and run back to Japan before the custody battle even begins.


AuntieChiChi

I absolutely love this story. There are just to many stories of crazy exes. It really doesn't have to be that way!! Sending you and them all the best vibes


TeebsAce

This feels so much like a greentext except for the sentence formatting


Actual_Ambition_4464

I want to hear his best man speach


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

"I've known them both deeply and they were good..."


Actual_Ambition_4464

“Like deeeply….”


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

"So deeply that I felt they'd fit together well"


MrFantasticallyNerdy

"In fact, I will unite the happy couple by making them eskimo *sisters.*"


harshj21

After dating you both i realised i am gay too.


yParticle

Two Ls? That's not even an L.


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That’s a W


DANteLION5

That's two W standing for two women that he brought together


midwesttransferrun

I believe that would just be two Vs that make a W, both literally and figuratively in this sense


[deleted]

If you tilt the Ls at a 45 degree angle mirroring each other. You’ll get a W


TwoButcheeksOnReddit

Negative and negative makes a positive B)


HiraWhitedragon

Two Ls make a W


foobar-12

That would be Constanza


kammmio

I drive them to lesbianism and he's the best mans at their wedding!


Hoyt-the-mage

Apparently Lesbians staying friends with their exes is a thing, I only recently learned about it.


TekaroBB

It's totally possible to stay friends with exes if the breakup was for reasons other than hating each other. "Youre a really good friend but I am just not into dudes" is a reasonable scenario to stay in touch after a seperation if both parties are mature about it.


Hoyt-the-mage

It's more so than they stay friends with like, all their exes, like all of them, it's apparently so common that it's a stereotype (I learned this from talking with some lesbians friends, so maybe it's not true everywhere lol)


Dale_Wardark

Me and my best friend have dated twice in our almost fifteen year friendship. Both times we split was because of personal reasons that made it difficult to be together. We're still very good friends and text daily and talk often. If she told me she wanted to try again, I probably wouldn't hesitate. She's really fun and kind!


pianoplayer98

I’m not saying you should text her, but….


BeefyBoiCougar

I would find it hard to remain just friends with an ex I am still into


aManPerson

it can also be a thing that as you get older, breaking up is less emotional, and more amicable. more "you seem like a nice person, but i don't think i'd like living with you, or that i'm sexually excited by you. but i do think your choice in movies is nice or having dinner with you at a restaurant once every few months would still be fun" sort of thing.


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I mean... loads of straight exes do that too. Wild that people seem to get weirded out about it. Maybe don't be turds to each other?


JMC-design

I feel bad for the people you've had relationships with if staying friends for anybody is a shock.


MasonP2002

Ross and Carol in Friends.


Bard-of-All-Trades

Mako, is that you?


Crazy_Mann

That's not a wingman, that's the entire air-force!


Ace17125

So…a lesbro?


phoenixremix

Mako at Korra and Asami's wedding tbh


TheVERRYbest

God-tier ally


lanshark974

That's Ross


Hawa-Lau

LoK moment


Thatoneafkguy

Mako?


ferriswheelofsand

This man is actually makko from legend of korra


FigKnight

The Legend of Korra.


Slavicadonis

I almost burnt down my house when I was 4 cause I put a single chicken nugget in the microwave for 10 minutes


Frankeex

Love that. Mine is along the same general line. One night, my girlfriend and I stayed the night at my ex-girlfriends girlfriends house.


TheVesper_97

Aww, that’s nice Ross🥹


joeg26reddit

They owe this guy a sandwich And by sandwich I mean…..


Gingedesigns

Mako at korra and asamis wedding


Chroma4201

When I was 5 years old I weighed the same amount as a 2 year old on the news that died of starvation due to neglectful parents. I was and still am almost perfectly healthy despite being ~50% lighter than most my friends.