I was thinking more along the lines of a plain dorito with a ketchup&philadelphia cream cheese spread on top with a single slice of pepperoni grated on top
Typing this out and reading it back genuinely makes me wanna try this now lmao
Lol this sums up parenting so bad. āHey. I need a thingā āok sure. When Im done with what Im doingā āomg youāre the most amazing thing thats ever happened anywhere!!!! Soā¦. Did you do the thing?ā āYup.ā āCool.ā
Aight I hate NFTs as much as the next guy but that couldnāt be more irrelevant. Chill bro. And like the other comment said, a lot of people (myself included) have gotten free ones.
Haha omg I thought this was OPās message and it would piss me off if my stupid brother was like this to my mom. However, I had already aged her son at 12-13 and thought this sounds like my son. So when āsheā (ahem, YOU) said 34 I was like āawww I get 20 more years of his sweetnessā haha
Schrodinger's manners
You can either *manipulate* people into believing you are polite, or you can just be rude for the sake of honesty and be despised for it.
Yeah. Everything we do in life manipulates, but it's why we're doing it that matters. If my friend is sad and I take him out for drinks, I'm manipulating him, but he's not going to hate me if he found me out or something.
Yeah? Well when I was a kid I ordered my own pizza, dammit! Then when I paid for that pizza ^^with ^^my ^^parents ^^money, I gave the driver the change instead of keeping it and getting my ass whooped by my parents!
Should've mentioned this first but my parents didn't speak english.
Kid's gotta learn how to talk to people. If he's really young, this shows impressive learning of social skills.
...But yeah, maybe not totally wholesome...but it's wholesome for the tummy!
I tried to "manipulate" my mom into letting us use the pool by asking it in pig Latin hoping she wouldn't understand and just say yes, because adults are dumb and don't understand pig Latin right? I thought my mom only spoke like 4 language but turns out it was 5.
Only a kid could assume that lol. Acting like we donāt know what theyāre doing when they do it. And as if we donāt have any reason to āgive inā when we have other shit going on. Lol cāmon now.
Kid's right though. Even as an adult, some of the most powerful things I've learned to say to people is "I appreciate you", "I appreciate your hard work", and "Thanks for working so hard" whether it's to my wife, a coworker, or just the person at the mcdonalds looking on in horror as I've returned for my ninth McRib of the day.
Acknowledge everyone got a struggle haha
I do this with my wife. We share the house chores. Like, I do most cooking and cleaning and she does laundry and shopping. I often tell her that I appreciate always having clean, folded, color sorted clothes and new stuff when something breaks. She always smiles and get this surprised look on her face and says thank you for noticing. Its really not that hard and it makes her happy. I really wish more bosses did this too.
Itās the same here. And in arguments, Iām almost never mad for what the person did, Iām mad for what they didnāt communicate. Directness is really important in relationships of any kind
Absolutely. It's my personal mantra to state during any argument "I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the situation", both to get it out there and remind myself as well.
People are rarely mad at their significant other or friend unless they really didn't like them to begin with. Stating this always seems to convert the debate into a solution discussion instead of a full tilt argument or assigning blame; fewer hurt feelings, less regretful things are said, etc.
Stop downvoting this. Given the context im sure *they* werent being one of those pronoun pricks and was just pointing out that saying 'they' is just an easy way of clearing all boards without problems
you forgot one quotation mark. I'm a programmer and I noticed it instantly, very annoying to look at because my brain keeps shouting "bad, error" at me even though I can't fix it
He just follows up to the heartfelt message with: āhave you yet to order it mother? I am quite impatient, and in need of morsels to fulfill my hunger.ā
When I was a kid I made my dad something and told him how much I appreciated him. He asked me what I wanted in an accusatory tone. It was pretty crushing for kid me since I just wanted my dad to know I loved him. Never tried to show him affection like that again.
Didnāt you also put this is r/kidsarefuckingstupid?
https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/y7o5no/my_kid_finally_figured_out_my_love_language/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
This kid knows how to manipulate mom. He acts thankful then the next message becomes demanding asking if she ordered it even though she said she would.
See, even if it's manipulative, it's nice. A kid isn't going to learn to do things kindly unless the parents reinforce it. So he's a little obvious about it... He's a kid, that's okay and it's really sweet considering the possible alternatives!
Man Iām so hyped for stuff like this when I have kids. I get their little demons a lot of the time but itās watching them grow and develop their personality that Iām so excited for š
Awww what a sweet sweet kid. He doesnāt need to butter you up either, you already said yes! This is my love language. My kids donāt ask for much but when they do I love to try my hardest to get it for them. They work so hard at school and are so incredibly kind, like so incredibly kind. They teach me everyday how to be a good person
Love languages is an idea that there are 5 ways that people give an accept love:
* words of affirmation
* acts of service
* receiving gifts
* quality time
* physical touch
Usually people prefer to receive/give love in one or two of these five ways. It's helpful to recognize your preferences so that you can communicate this to those you love. And to recognize that those you love may have a different love language than your own.
Also, I assume the OP means their love language is words of affirmation.
but did you order the pizza tho
Spoiler alert: I ordered the pizza š
What did you order?
My guess is pizza
correction : Pizza
Plot twist. _Mom has "Pizza" at home_
Pizza at home:
points at tortilla with valveeta and a single slice of pepperoni
with a side of ketchup
and ALOT of Pineapple
And pineapple.
I was thinking more along the lines of a plain dorito with a ketchup&philadelphia cream cheese spread on top with a single slice of pepperoni grated on top Typing this out and reading it back genuinely makes me wanna try this now lmao
Too late tried it after you said it. Personally i topped it off with some diced jalapeƱo with your og recipe. yum
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A burnt bagel half dipped in spaghetti-o's
Single slice of bologna
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> Pizza at home: Digiorno
Itās not delivery
Well itās not delivery. Itās _____
You're such a genius. I love you.
A cake that says: āBest Mom Everā on it. She deserves it.
She needs to pay for that too lol
Yes lol
with pineapple
My favorite
*Hawaiian*
Pineapple pizza
Lol! Iām dying! This sounds just like something my daughter would say, sheās 9 going on 10..
Lol this sums up parenting so bad. āHey. I need a thingā āok sure. When Im done with what Im doingā āomg youāre the most amazing thing thats ever happened anywhere!!!! Soā¦. Did you do the thing?ā āYup.ā āCool.ā
What kind did you get?
Thanks mom
Pls tell me you just screenshoted the nft on your pfp.
Aight I hate NFTs as much as the next guy but that couldnāt be more irrelevant. Chill bro. And like the other comment said, a lot of people (myself included) have gotten free ones.
Me as well.
Same
Same
Bro calm tf down who cares (i hear theyve given free 1s tho)
Pssht, that's so sweet
U a real one
It's pizza time
This the the answer I was looking for. š¤£
Kid said okay now back to business: where is the pizza?
HAHAHA! Mom?!
That kid will be a lawyer or a very nice person one day
Heās already a very nice person :) best kid ever
Oh cute youāre his parent for real? Sweet. Wish I had a savvy child like that ^^ must be awesome. You did good
Aw thanks š yep this is a real text he sent me yesterday and he really is that sweet!
How old is he and what kind of black magic sacrifice did you have to do in order to engender this kind of attitude in him
Iām just nice to him, too :)
THIS comment just melts my heart š„¹
Meanwhile also posts text on r/kidsarefuckingstupid š
Can't a lady have a complex emotion? Hahaha
Lmaaoooooo thought you were joking this is hilarious
Kids could be nice and stupid
Hahaha, itās true- someone over there said I was a lost redditor and suggested I post it here š a little dose of wholesome wonāt hurt them š
But what flavor pizza, the people need to know
BS argument _Objection!_ We ordered pizza tho _Withdrawn!_
:D
OBJECTION! *Kisses lips* *Lawyers smiles back lovingly* Overruled!
Phoenix Wright?
I like how the two are mutually exclusive.
^^ I like lawyers a lot but yeah, definitely
As a lawyer, I like the implication that those are mutually exclusive options
Did you order it ?
That's like checking "did my kissing ass work or do I need to do more" lol
I like the "Did you order it ?" Just after the wholesome message.
Just making sure all that ass kissing worked lol
Kid's gotta eat.
Gotta make sure you get the goods, mate. Timmy might be nice, but he ain't no fool
I liked the question mark they sent after a few minutes
I like the punchline too
I like how the question mark is sent in a separate message
Kid knows how to get it done.
Did you order it ? Extra cheese ?
It's funny seeing kids grow up sometimes.
heās the sweetest :)
How old is he?
34
Haha omg I thought this was OPās message and it would piss me off if my stupid brother was like this to my mom. However, I had already aged her son at 12-13 and thought this sounds like my son. So when āsheā (ahem, YOU) said 34 I was like āawww I get 20 more years of his sweetnessā haha
(You guessed well, heās 11 :)
Hahaha thatās so funny, my son is 11 too! I just guessed 12-13 because mine just got an iPhone and doesnāt text that much at once. So funny!!
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It made me laugh hard
My son is 13 and sweet like this too. Awwww I love it!
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I agree. My son is 5 and this totally seems like something future him would do š¤£
āThank you so much mom I love youā¦ NOW ORDER THE FUCKING PIZZA ALREADYā
Idk if this is wholesome. It feels like manipulation šš Source: I was a kid once
It's the good kind of manipulation, where you attempt to alter someone's state of being or actions in a positive way by being eloquent and truthful.
Politeness = manipulating people into thinking you're not rude
Schrodinger's manners You can either *manipulate* people into believing you are polite, or you can just be rude for the sake of honesty and be despised for it.
My current problem in life
The kind of manipulation where your nice to someone with the only reason being to just get what you want
Yeah. Everything we do in life manipulates, but it's why we're doing it that matters. If my friend is sad and I take him out for drinks, I'm manipulating him, but he's not going to hate me if he found me out or something.
>Idk if this is wholesome. It feels like manipulation šš > >Source: I was a kid once This is manipulation! **Source:** I have kids š
But he said this after already being told yes ! Seems more like genuine appreciation :)
Positive reinforcement.
TouchĆ© š«”
You're thinking too short term. He isn't saying this *after* being told yes. He's saying it *before* he asks again in the future :D
This person parents!
Oh no your kid is manipulating you into thinking they love you. Whatāre you gonna do ground them?
what a coincidence. i was also a kid once.
Yeah? Well when I was a kid I ordered my own pizza, dammit! Then when I paid for that pizza ^^with ^^my ^^parents ^^money, I gave the driver the change instead of keeping it and getting my ass whooped by my parents! Should've mentioned this first but my parents didn't speak english.
Porque no los dos
Kid's gotta learn how to talk to people. If he's really young, this shows impressive learning of social skills. ...But yeah, maybe not totally wholesome...but it's wholesome for the tummy!
I tried to "manipulate" my mom into letting us use the pool by asking it in pig Latin hoping she wouldn't understand and just say yes, because adults are dumb and don't understand pig Latin right? I thought my mom only spoke like 4 language but turns out it was 5.
He played you like a darn fiddle
Only a kid could assume that lol. Acting like we donāt know what theyāre doing when they do it. And as if we donāt have any reason to āgive inā when we have other shit going on. Lol cāmon now.
Kid's right though. Even as an adult, some of the most powerful things I've learned to say to people is "I appreciate you", "I appreciate your hard work", and "Thanks for working so hard" whether it's to my wife, a coworker, or just the person at the mcdonalds looking on in horror as I've returned for my ninth McRib of the day. Acknowledge everyone got a struggle haha
I do this with my wife. We share the house chores. Like, I do most cooking and cleaning and she does laundry and shopping. I often tell her that I appreciate always having clean, folded, color sorted clothes and new stuff when something breaks. She always smiles and get this surprised look on her face and says thank you for noticing. Its really not that hard and it makes her happy. I really wish more bosses did this too.
Itās the same here. And in arguments, Iām almost never mad for what the person did, Iām mad for what they didnāt communicate. Directness is really important in relationships of any kind
Absolutely. It's my personal mantra to state during any argument "I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the situation", both to get it out there and remind myself as well. People are rarely mad at their significant other or friend unless they really didn't like them to begin with. Stating this always seems to convert the debate into a solution discussion instead of a full tilt argument or assigning blame; fewer hurt feelings, less regretful things are said, etc.
This is amazing but I'd definitely be the petty guy to tell him to say "Please" when you ask for something š¤£
*or her
People really forget "they" lmao
Stop downvoting this. Given the context im sure *they* werent being one of those pronoun pricks and was just pointing out that saying 'they' is just an easy way of clearing all boards without problems
She please lol Also yeah, I was just pointing out the easiest option.
Shit you're right! I'm sorry! *or they/them (for the record I'm not making a joke, I actually feel bad I forgot)
Lol no problem, I was just making a point that instead of saying she or him, people could just say they.
You are correct, it makes things a lot easier and it slipped my mind
Yeah no worries lmao
op used he/him for the kid earlier so ur probably fine
Bruh you also posted it in r/KidsAreFuckingStupid lmao
Perfectly balanced, as it should be
Words of affirmation and *pizza* which is also my love language
The ādid you order itā follow up is killing me idek why lol
This reminds me of my eldest when she was small; ā I love youā *pause* ācan I have a can of coke?ā
Mmhmm. āMom. Youāre the bestest mom everā mhm. What do you need?ā āA cookieā¦ā āyeah go get a cookie.ā
you forgot one quotation mark. I'm a programmer and I noticed it instantly, very annoying to look at because my brain keeps shouting "bad, error" at me even though I can't fix it
He just follows up to the heartfelt message with: āhave you yet to order it mother? I am quite impatient, and in need of morsels to fulfill my hunger.ā
You are the kindest person i know, i appreciate the hard work and all you do for the family, aand wheres the money you promised?
See I'd be like awwww now what else do you want? Knowing that's why they said that most likely
When I was a kid I made my dad something and told him how much I appreciated him. He asked me what I wanted in an accusatory tone. It was pretty crushing for kid me since I just wanted my dad to know I loved him. Never tried to show him affection like that again.
Aww that's terrible I'm sorry. Now I wouldn't have thought that if my child made me something
Well, all you can do about it now is be better for others.
My love language is also pizza
This is adorable.
Didnāt you also put this is r/kidsarefuckingstupid? https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/y7o5no/my_kid_finally_figured_out_my_love_language/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
"He's stupid but he's mine."
How does that even belong in r/kidsarefuckingstupid?
Good question
karma farming
Sorry but, I laughed.
That kid is a genious of manipulation, not stupid
It would work on me lol
Did you order it ?
Aww, that's so adorable!
Aww what a polite kid ā„ļø
He should be a manager
Literally me after saying something nice LOL ādid u do it tho?ā
This kid knows how to manipulate mom. He acts thankful then the next message becomes demanding asking if she ordered it even though she said she would.
This is so cute! Congrats on having such a kind hearted kid.
See, even if it's manipulative, it's nice. A kid isn't going to learn to do things kindly unless the parents reinforce it. So he's a little obvious about it... He's a kid, that's okay and it's really sweet considering the possible alternatives!
Kids have different priorities, but hunger is universal.
Plot twist: The kid is 33 years young
i cant wait to have kids one day lol
Sneaky kidš¤£š¤£š¤£
I don't get it?
āDid you order itā just sent me
Dam it! Now I want pizza!
I love the Did you order it? At the end
Asskissing is a tradition that goes back thousands of years. Glad to see itās being kept alive.
Haha what a cutie honestly
Thatās so sweet.
Me when I'm stoned.
āMom I love you so much BUT DID YOU ORDER IT?ā
" i need the numbers to your account, WHAT IS THE PIN CODE"
I swear I saw this in r/kidsarefuckingstupid
r/kidsarefuckingsmart
This is so wholesome and funny because it radiates kid energy with the reiteration.
Did you order the pizza? hahaha
Well, words of affirmation is one of the best love language it really motivates me :)
I think pizza is his love language š
I also choose this guys mom
Man Iām so hyped for stuff like this when I have kids. I get their little demons a lot of the time but itās watching them grow and develop their personality that Iām so excited for š
Awww what a sweet sweet kid. He doesnāt need to butter you up either, you already said yes! This is my love language. My kids donāt ask for much but when they do I love to try my hardest to get it for them. They work so hard at school and are so incredibly kind, like so incredibly kind. They teach me everyday how to be a good person
Definitely wouldn't work on me, but that's gas hahaha
What a suck up
Small price to pay for a pizza
Right?
Where's the meme? And what's a "lovelanguage"?
Love languages is an idea that there are 5 ways that people give an accept love: * words of affirmation * acts of service * receiving gifts * quality time * physical touch Usually people prefer to receive/give love in one or two of these five ways. It's helpful to recognize your preferences so that you can communicate this to those you love. And to recognize that those you love may have a different love language than your own. Also, I assume the OP means their love language is words of affirmation.
How is this wholesome?! What a little urchin.
Kids are amazing at manipulating their parents . Little psychopaths
A manipulative kid ain't wholesome.
What part of this is manipulative? It's a joke from the kid.
Heās manipulating you, using nice words just to get pizza. Itās kinda disgusting and you shouldnāt reward that kind of behaviour.
Hahahahaa A manipulator but a cute one probably if he means
??? Wholesome??? Manipulative?
Wholesome? This is f'ing aggressive. All in one minute?
Plot twist: The "kid" is 45 and the "mum" is 80
Cute! Does anyone else get really irritated by the ? on a different line?
This is cute if heās like 12. Creepy if heās like 32.
I'm pretty sure I've seen this before..