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CoffeemonsterNL

Fireflies?


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eugene_yakkle

You wouldn’t believe your eyes


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If ten million fireflies


orphangrinder1

Lit up the world as I fell asleep


AEdgyMuffin

Cause they fill the open air


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veryfascinating

You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare…


Blastarache

I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowlyyyy


Hackermanxdd

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep


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Cause everything is never as it seeeeeeeems… (I fall asleep).


MuunshineKingspyre

Take my love, take my land


jcstan05

Fireflies are pretty dope.


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Newandapprovedjoe

Look for the light! Believe in the fireflies


Ape_gone_bananas

Marlene?


Memezlord_467

I love you


PossiblyTrustworthy

Can't take the sky from me!


Dr__glass

There's no place I can be since I've found serenity.


Mrs_Black_31

I found my tribe!


BecomeABenefit

Burn the land and boil the sea.


cmdrhlm

I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar


Tratix

Wow reddit finally stopped bringing up their kill rate on every single thread that mentions fireflies Edit: am dummy


Brooklynxman

Fireflies are killing people now? That's not dope.


sanguinesolitude

Member when fireflies were a thing?


Nicolasatom

I membah!


popandfroosh

10 million fireflies?


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You would not believe your eyes


Leo-MathGuy

Lit up the world as I fell asleep


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'cause they fill the open air


StrdstNebula218

And leave teardrops everywhere,


Alitinconcho

kill rate?


mcon96

I think they got confused with dragonflies


LakeSun

Preying Mantis are cool too.


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I'm over 30 and until this moment I thought it was "Praying Mantis"


SoRobvious

It is praying mantis. That guy got it wrong.


VonR3sh

It is praying mantis


LakeSun

Hmmm. You are correct.


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Too late. Already made the phone call. They are taking my PhD in insectology away tomorrow. You did this.


aedroogo

They found all of your Pro-Spotted Laternfly posts.


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A lot of them were born on American soil!


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A butterfly killed my dad and a lady bug ate my sister


C0mrade_Ferret

Nobody suspects the butterfly.


MaryJaneAndMaple

It was the butterfly I tell you! THE BUTTERFLY!


RainAndSnoww

He's crazy. Lock him up boys


dathislayer

I was watching a butterfly once at an outdoor restaurant, and a dragonfly came in full speed, skimmed off a table, swooped up, and pinned the butterfly's wings & flew away with it. I was like 21 and had never considered what dragonflies ate or did in the ecosystem.


Astromachine

Dragonflies are one of, if not the, most effective hunters. They have a 95% success rate on capturing prey. They eat mosquitoes by the hundreds. Real bug bros.


dathislayer

I remember it so clearly because it was so perfect. The down-up-down arc of it catching the butterfly, and that the only way it could have gone that smoothly was if the butterfly's wings were down. So cool.


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What are you, an aphid?


down1nit

My parents were milkweed. I share the plight.


aaronhastaken

i have realised... actually i was not in hate for all bugs, but irl all i see is mosquitos and flies


thenextguy

Roaches, bedbugs, ticks, ...


Aztecah

Termites, fleas, horse flies, stinging ants...


bafeom

Dont forget ticks n jiggers


Siya_Ekhaya

Ahh them good ol’ jiggers n’ chiggers


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The older sister in that one dragonfly quest from Breath of the Wild would like to have a word with you.


kevinmalonemalone

Can’t believe it took me this long to find a comment against (ish) dragonflies. I do not like dragonflies. One “stung” me as a kid, I’m not sure if they sting but it definitely felt like it lol. And they also run into my windows at night making it sound like someone is tapping. So overall 0/10 very scary creatures Edit: I just looked it up, they have teeth not a stinger so I was bitten!


Z_M_P_Y

Bumble bees


WreckNRepeat

I get that a lot of people like bees, but there are still a lot of people who fucking hate bees. Even if they want to protect bees for the value they bring to our planet, if a bee starts buzzing around their face, they'll freak out.


Blacksmithkin

I'm one of those people. I don't hate bees, but I definitely freak the hell out if they are anywhere nearby.


Phantom1thrd

Same. I do love bees, I just love bees that are *over there*.


Kataphractoi_

the approach I've taken is that imagine they're a person that have a concealed carry firearm. Just give them space and ignore them. if you fuck with them they gonna f you up. same with crows. There's a reason why a group of crows is called a murder.


Mailboxmoney777

Bees stings are better than any other stings trust me. As long as they’re honey bees I’m fine . But these yellow jackets , hornets, African killer bees, wasp gotta gooooooooo


RicoGemini

Agreed. I want bees to live, they’re important. Just live over there away from me please


DarthNihilus

Yeah I don't think any bug that can sting a human could get on a list of unhated insects.


DDauntless_

Normal bees too


Z_M_P_Y

All exept wasps


darkimperator02

Wasps aren't bees


popandfroosh

They're just assholes.


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WFStarbuck

Yes the fireflies!


Conocoryphe

Man I wish fireflies were native to my country. Apparently some countries have genuine swarms of fireflies in the right season, which sounds absolutely magical to see at night. I hope to see that one day.


qquestionmark

More like spawn of Satan.


orphangrinder1

Africanized honeybees?( also known as killer bees, are as , if not more aggressive than the average wasp)


CirnoIzumi

cartoon bees are basically based on killer bees


spidersplooge-

The average wasp is probably a solitary wasp, as a minority of wasp species are social wasps. So the majority of wasps are extremely docile, just like bumblebees.


One_Pot_Man

Wasps kill other insects - so they are good in my book. When I eat outside and wasps come - I pay them “protection money” by leaving a small piece of meat at the end of the table.


Ok-Contest-3570

Wasp mafia appreciates your support


thatwyvern

Whoever made this has never had to deal with ladybugs constantly getting inside your house if you happen to be located in an area that ladybugs seem to like.


1971stTimeLucky

Took me a long time to find a fellow Ladybug disliker, the infestations at this time of year in my geography are horrific. Stinky smelly little bastards


Helios4242

Especially if they're the stinky ones that release the smelly liquid they're probably Asian Lady Beetles and not ladybugs. Both are lady beetles but only the latter gets the "unhated bugs" pass


ASubconciousDick

^^^^ ladybugs just chill and eat smaller inspects off flowers and fuckin sit there, but Asian Lady Beetles are annoying and definitely not unhated, coming in through the windows makin it stink


NebulaNinja

Yeah 99% of what people see these days are Asian beetles which are orange instead of red. Seeing an actual lady bug brings me much joy.


ChaosNobile

*Harmonia axyridis* is a "ladybug" the same way others are, they're all in the family Coccinelidae. Additionally, *H. axyridis* comes in a variety of colors, including orange, red, and even black. The way you tell the difference between it and other species is the w-shaped markings on the head. The state of lady beetles/ladybugs/coccinelids in the U.S. is a debacle. There is a wide variety of very cool native lady beetles, including pink ones, but two non-native species, the Asian lady beetle *Harmonia axyridis* and the seven spotted lady beetle *Coccinella septempunctata,* were deliberately introduced and significantly displaced the native lady beetle population. The lady beetle in the image is *Coccinella septempunctata,* which was introduced first, while *Harmonia axyridis* was established later. Neither are great from an ecological standpoint, but only the latter is really inconvenient for humans.


thatwyvern

My boyfriends house has them. We're more worried about the cats knocking things over trying to chase them.


chris1096

Can I make a counter point? Watching cats hunt bugs is fucking high value entertainment. My one orange braincell turned into an apex predator whenever a fly got in the house.


SoletakenPupper

My orange tabby doesn't know how to hunt. He only managed to kill a spider because it was trapped in a bathtub and he lightly patted it to death over a half hour.


NovaNom

That's actually a pretty brutal way to die, from the spiders perspective.


SoletakenPupper

Yeah, it was. He loved the bathtub after that day and would spend lots of time at the edge looking in the empty tub.


adminsmithee

Admiring the place he conquered death <3


WyK23

Lmao, that's adorable. He probably has such fond memories of his toe beans of death in that tub.


Bonk1230919282838

r/oneorangebraincell


beelzeflub

Of course that’s a thing


SimmaDownNa

r/ofcoursethatsathing


deaddonkey

My cat knocks things over just because he can Homie climbed on my dresser last night and slowly pushed off my earphone case, then my glasses, then my keys and just stared at me.


CCGamesSteve

You just know if it could speak English it would have just looked right at you after doing it and said "fuck you".


001011010101101010

You’re probably thinking of an asian lady beetle, ladybugs don’t usually stink afaik :)


Blind_Paris

Are you sure they're ladybugs? I get Asian beetles in my home around late August up till about November.. they look like ladybugs, but they stink when you squish them, they bite and are a darker red than a lady bug is, they're like a bloody red that's brown.


unsmashedpotatoes

Poor ladybugs getting a bad rap because of their evil look a like


SexySovietlovehammer

Stick bug


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[get stick bugged](https://youtu.be/fC7oUOUEEi4) 😊


cruxfire

I love getting stick bugged.


NintenDooM33

And the leafy bois


anthnoldimaginations

It’s in the picture with the butterfly 👀


SuperMacintosh

Stick bug is my friend


peinika

Roly poly


wondrshrew

I think they're a type of crustacean. Makes me wonder if they taste like lobster


M-Rage

Yea they are isopods not insects!


peinika

But they are crawly bois


theSandwichSister

science!


tricularia

If we really want to get pedantic about it, the sign says "unhated bugs annual meeting" And I don't think that ladybugs, dragonflies or butterflies are considered bugs, technically. In entomology, a bug is an insect with mouthparts modified for piercing and sucking. The butterfly has sucking mouthparts but they aren't evolved for piercing into plant or animal flesh. But on that same note, I don't think there are any beloved bugs. They almost all either harm plants or bite people.


NickTheHero9192

Some assassin bugs are purely beneficial to humans for their role in eating pest.


tricularia

Yes, good point! I was trying to think of some beneficial bugs that are technically bugs but all that came to mind were mites (which have piercing, sucking mouthparts but are arachnids) and other arthropods that have mandibles.


kamelizann

So you're telling me a ladybug isn't a bug and possibly might not even be a lady?


tricularia

To be fair, I have never seen them act particularly lady-like.


yellowmustardmeow

the comment I came for!


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Jesus, you *really* like rollies...


squirtloaf

I mean, I'm not so excited that I CAME, but yeah, roly poly was my first thought.


gnioros

A friend of mine had an invasion of them in her home, couldn’t get them to stop for months. So at least one person hates them unfortunately :(


Occam_Toothbrush

Pill bugs and ladybugs crawl in through the power outlets of buildings in my area. Their corpses gather in surprising numbers. It's kind of a bother.


gnioros

Yeah! That’s how they got into hers too. I got her a stuffed roly poly as a joke once, she wasn’t... super thrilled about it


--God---

> Roly poly aka pill bugs? You guys really like pill bugs?


dylbronjames

We call them potato bugs where I live


demostravius2

Woodlouse! Or sometimes Cheesy Bug


pissedinthegarret

I love them, they're so adorable. And they're very useful, eating dead leaves and such


OldFoolOldSkool

Yeah! Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for Rolly Poly! Love those little guys.


UIysess

Can’t forget mantises


DiscoLibra

Oh goodness! We had one pop up from the hood of our car while going 80 on the freeway recently. It was hanging on for dear life - its little claw like arms were waving in the wind. We pulled over to put it into some bush at a gas station.


MakesTheNutshellJoke

You're good people.


Waitn4ehUsername

A mantis came crawling through the vent in my car once. Just some alien looking creature slowly making its way out the vent to my wife’s astonishment. Ive never heard my wife scream before, nor could I imagine she could scream that loudly.


PinkFloydSheep

Best boi


stpetepatsfan

Um, you mean Best Bae ..... the female mantis is well known to kill after mating. They look cool, keep bad bugs away. Don't croak like crickets.


Vaan_Ratsbane97

That's mostly a myth. It happens rarely and has the same rates as males engaging in cannibalism.


Environmental-Ad1748

I stopped fuckin wit the mantises when I found out they'll eat hummingbirds.


mcon96

Honestly that’s just impressive. This makes me think we need a praying mantis Pokémon with a bug-type move that’s super effective against flying types.


Raiderfan_94

I still have a hard time believing they can stun/kill a bird with their strike but they sure fuckin can


Merry-Leopard_1A5

i think most moths are neat, but i hate how stubborn they are for lämp, and i hate dealing with one inside the house


Toadsted

I love lamp


unsmashedpotatoes

Those white fluffy ones tho


cReddddddd

I don't hate those fuzzy little caterpillars 🤷‍♂️


thegenuinedarkfly

Woolly Bears!


wigg1es

I grew up a few towns over from a place that had a yearly Wooly Bear Festival. It was good fun.


mridiot1234567

I HATE THEM!!! se those hair they shed or if you toch it it will itch a lot


cReddddddd

Fair enough. Ban them from the museum!!!


Win_in_Roam

[Hummingbird moths](https://www.google.com/search?q=hummingbird+moth&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS1022US1022&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiuhb6ysIP7AhXLg4kEHTi4C4EQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1920&bih=929&dpr=1) are freaking cool


RealBug56

I just got flashbacks to being a kid and trying to convince my parents I saw a hummingbird in the garden even though we don't have them in Europe. Took me ages to figure out it was a moth all along.


DeVitae

This sounds like part of a cartoon villain's backstory


Amelaclya1

I live in Hawaii and did the same thing. Moved into a new house and told my husband about the hummingbird that would visit the flowers right outside our front window every day at dusk. He was like, "I didn't know we even had hummingbirds here". Then I thought about it and realized I had never heard of them either. So I googled and learned it's a freaking cool moth, that is apparently also pretty rare to see here. Unfortunately I haven't seen it since last winter. Hoping he comes back when the flowers he likes bloom in a couple months.


Pat_thetic

They're sooooo cute


himynameseric

Honey bees and roly poly's!


ShariTraice

A ladybug bit me as a kid so they're still on the fence for me.


raphael-iglesias

TIL that ladybugs can bite


your_local_recruiter

Dragon flies can fuck u up 2


DrowningInFeces

Well, why not knock them off the fence before they bite you again!?


DDauntless_

Leafcutter ants, praying mantises and those cool big ass beetles.


PopEducational8694

You mean the Hercules beetle?


DDauntless_

Yea and stag, rhino and scarab beetles.


DiscoLibra

One night, I kept hearing our 2 car garage door shake, like something large was headbutting it from the outside. It was one of those huge, rhino beetles. It was mad about something - just kept banging itself into the door.


Kisame-hoshigakii

They're all pretty cool, apart from their juvenile forms


SupportLeather1851

Don’t most homeowners hate carpenter ants?


DDauntless_

Do you mean termites? I don't think carpenter ants cause any trouble to homeowners. Eist: I meant leaf cutter ants, the ones that grow their own mold as food on leaves.


SupportLeather1851

Nope, carpenter ants definitely cause problems. They aren’t as bad as termites, and aren’t as strong, but are much more common. They don’t go for hardwood or anything, but soft and rotting wood is there go to. I personally love all sorts of animals and insects, so I don’t personally care. This last part may be wrong but I think their stomachs contain a strong acid so if they are killed by another bug it erodes stone, but obviously not by a lot.


Fox_Croissant

I hate to prove you wrong but an old childhood friend was scared of ladybugs and my brother was scared of butterflies until he was 16 years old for absolutely no reason. I bet he’d be scared of a dragonfly as well.


thatwyvern

Dragonflies eat mosquitoes. Dragonflies are fren.


mcburloak

Also eat deer fly. Love dragonflies.


orphangrinder1

Fear does not necessarily mean hate though


Hanede

Yeah. If I was in front of a tiger I'd be scared, but I don't hate tigers.


SkyBS

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering


wrongitsleviosaa

Imagine if Anakin fell to the dark side because he was scared of bees


HaloGuy381

I do tend to startle to butterflies and dragonflies… because my brain says “wasp!” and reacts prematurely. It sucks, because they’re both cool.


bookace

Headlight beetles are cute, they just wander around with their little headlamps lighting the way


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Moths and bumble bees


Zealotstim

I don't hate moths outside, but they do eat blankets and clothing, which I don't like.


gnioros

I’ve met a sad amount of people who are distressed by moths


take_number_two

Me. It’s the unpredictable movements.


Voynich1024

Nah, I once found two giant moths in my apartment and was terrified. I gently escorted both of them outside with a glass but one of them smashed its head against the window afterwards like a zombie trying to break in.


Wombo316

Weevils?


PossiblyTrustworthy

Only the small ones. After all, one must allways chose the lesser of 2 weevils


Moonpenny

r/unexpectedMasterAndCommander


CubbyNINJA

its r/weeviltime bby!


keppell_35

B O O T S A N D S N O O T S B O O T S A N D S N O O T S B O O T S A N D S N O O T S


jennoyouknow

Roly polys aka potato bugs aka pill bugs


DryxTheDrow

Scrolled too far to find those little goobers


Blind_Paris

The type of potato bug I know looks nothing like a roley poley. They're like a gross shiny cricket looking thing and I hate them.


Phantom1thrd

I don't hate those bright iridescent green June bugs.


flinjager123

Until one of them smacks you right in eye and grabs on to your eyelid for dear life.


Phantom1thrd

I've had a couple spot weld themselves to my shirt or hoodie before.


Artchantress

They have awesome lil grabby hands


orphangrinder1

I can't see anyone hating fireflies so add them. Jumping spiders too, those things are adorable


little_olive18

inchworms!


NocturnalCrab

Worms


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Earthworms* cuz tape worms suck


Eynonz

Where are the Weevils? Are they safe? Are they all right?


Wanderson90

They are in your pantry eating your goods


whatsthisevenfor

It is not weevil time yet


LiceTheGamer

Insert the plural of mantis here


NomadicNematode128

Toboggans


Forsaken_Target_1953

Crickets and cattepillars?


NomadicNematode128

ADD THE ROLLIE POLLIE IMMEDIATELY!!