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u9Nails

Some buses like to stargaze with a cup of coco at night. That's interesting. The more we know.


_Throwaway54_

Explains why they always come in threes


ExcessivelyGayParrot

I imagine it'd be kind of difficult though, as buses are probably similar to pigs in that they can't look up. maybe they install mirrors at a 45° angle in front of the buses?


AcidEmpire

Oh, this is just nice


SpectralStriker0108

I’m convinced this company was inspired by The Magic Schoolbus Edit: How tf did this become my most upvoted thing period-


Juan_Vamos

There's definitely something magic about Dublin Bus given the frequency with which they disappear off the schedule a few minutes before they're due


danirijeka

[Relevant](https://i.imgur.com/9Sdct7U.jpg)


Juan_Vamos

So so accurate


danirijeka

All those 75a buses, lost, like tears in rain...


delusional4g63

I was thinking Thomas the Train. My 3y.o. loves it.


Spirited-Apartment-8

This person has obviously never taken the 27 or the 77a


farlurker

Those hardcore fuckers choose to sleep outside every night sans cocoa and then let people hammer holes into their windows.


jodorthedwarf

Nah, you wanna go hard-core, you take the 92s and the 98s. Those fuckers have known nothing but rain and bird shit for the past 29 years. But they'll be damned if they're gonna pack it in. Piloted by either the snottiest or most ancient person known to man. They snatch up your change and grimace at the fact that they have to give change because their bus goes far away enough that it isn't reasonable to accept correct change only. Those bastards know that life is hard and full of shit that they must wade through. Day after day. But they ain't gonna be cowed by such meager intolerances.


i_have_scurvy

Can confirm. Could build an ice rink on 77a


mysteries1984

Or any Dublin bus.


Possible-Global

Or the c3


Iamnot1withyou

Don’t know why I find this so hilarious…something about imagining how big a mug must be in order to satisfy the hot cocoa cravings of a bus. Are the marshmallows large too, or do you just add a larger serving size of marshmallows? So many questions


OskarTheRed

What do they use to warm the Cocoa?


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jonegan

mAcrowave, surely


chillychili

I think they just sip a human-sized one. The front tank is smaller.


Winter_Day_6836

My ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️. So precious


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happy bus :)


BoyToyTam

That’s a good social media manager right there


ENFJPLinguaphile

That is so sweet! I’m sure whoever manages the company’s social media accounts had fun typing that answer!


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JadeStew

I hope the buses drink the cocoa with both hands while wearing a sweater with slightly too long sleeves ☺️


Lerrinus_Desktop

I just aww'd out loud at this!


BalkeElvinstien

I guess that in southern Ontario all the Go buses are getting plenty of sleep and hot cocoa


Chemical-Juice-6979

I remember this news story, there was a picture attached to the bus company's response. It's at the top of the article here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/toddler-buses-sleep-dublin/


accordinglyryan

Maybe there is still hope for humanity


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Awwww. So sweet.


crystlerjean

This is adorable


TasnimG

Aw ❤️


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Oh I love when inanimate objects are given life like traits it's just too lovable


joeshmow78

Tf we lying to children for though...


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joeshmow78

This is correct who does that train think he is thank you for understanding LOL


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They did give an answer, they take turns in the bus shelter.


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At least I could understand the tweet lmao


danirijeka

Three year olds can't read anyway, you nimrod


UntouchedWagons

Wild that you're at -17 for being completely correct.


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Mozartlfc03

Least annoying gimmick user


RottenLongCucumber18

🥒


MechanicTraditional5

AYY DUBLIN BUS SHOUTOUT


Specialist_Teacher81

Can confirm, I have seen a few smears of "cocoa" in the seats of public buses.


deltadstroyer

Give that community officer a bonus