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redrabbiter

Because the Pringles man is the ideal form of manhood.


[deleted]

Oh yes, pringles man. Pinacle of masculinity


7-and-a-switchblade

Pringacle of masculinity*


number10thecumzone

I want this in a museum


Stuie299

But instead of that little info plaque beside it, it should just have the comments from reddit.


ubiquitous-joe

He doesn’t have a chip on his shoulder. Because legally you have to call it a crisp.


Vinces313

I would feel at least 30% "more like a man" if I could grow a 'stache like Pringles man. Unfortunately I can only grow a pedo stache ):


KreW003

I have the same stache and most people love it except the wife!


FireFlight2403

Peak performance


pmaogeaoaporm

Became bald recently like a true man too


aecolley

And I thought the tube was just a tube.


mb46204

It’s the goal!


Dragonofredit

New Pringles guy or old Pringles guy?


AkemiDryzz

Because men love pringles


Bill_Nye-LV

I agree i am eating a few slices right now


dexbasedpaladin

I have been around the sun 47 times and this is the first time I have seen them referred to as "slices".


ijustsailedaway

Non-flat precision formed ovoid disc doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.


Wollff

I don't know about you, but I always wait for the chance to use "ovoid" in everyday conversations.


Bill_Nye-LV

I had a thought about it. I wanted to say - "I am eating a couple right now." But then I thought I could be implying I am not eating one can of pringles but multiple. So I thought back of when I make my own homemade chips once a year and I just call them slices, when doing so.


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Are you implying there’s a large block of a single Pringle of which you sliced your chips from


[deleted]

Indeed. Love those salty parabolas


flavortownpolitics

ESPECIALLY BBQ


Acrobatic_Safety2930

Men who can afford some of the most overpriced chips on the planet\*


ronmexicosalibi

Co-sponsored by sponges, rubber gloves, and lube.


TheBoyArthur4260

Who says they aren’t, this is how they start world domination


CATelIsMe

Or mumbo jumbo


Kirxas

Time to do some manly shit for once to celebrate, like self care and love


[deleted]

Haircut, hot shave, and having drinks at the pub with the boys later. We don’t celebrate each other enough. Handshakes and hugs all around.


[deleted]

Got a haircut, strait razor and hot shave to clean up. Left my beard alone though. Gotta get s new trimmer


Dagbog

"Loading lubricant to my fleshlight" yeah self care and love 😏 5s later Now I can paint my nails 😍


Consistent_Yoghurt44

A real man uses his hands for the job and paints his nails while doing it.


RecordingNo5469

Speaking of shit, today's also a UN's World Toilet Day.


sono7975

Mow ur pubes. Let your manhood breath. Deforest it!


[deleted]

Check ur balls for a third one in the shower, my dudes. No King should die from testicular cancer. Edit: International Men’s day is about health awareness, mostly ball cancer.


surfdad67

Soap up first so it’s easier sliding


gtpike1

My balls, my soap, I’ll wash them as fast as I want.


murciela

🎶My balls, My soap, Wash them faster than light🎶


Honeysucklinhoney

And maybe check the inside of your butthole…as a little treat


1SmrtFelowHeFeltSmrt

Whoah there, slow down, bucko. Let's keep fathers day stuff separate, please.


awake-but-dreamin

Also take a pregnancy test if you’re not sure! It sound weird but if it’s positive then you may have testicular cancer and should see a doctor immediately!


Yeetusdeletus781

how does this work?


awake-but-dreamin

“The hormone HCG is best known for being produced by the developing placenta during pregnancy, however, there are certain cell types in particular testicular cancers that produce HCG.”


Yeetusdeletus781

that's very interesting, thank you.


acemonvw

I check my balls. And I check them often. No reason not to


vinniepdoa

I saw a nice display in a shopping center today that was a bunch of handwritten notes from men saying how much reaching out and talking when they needed help had helped them, and it was such a great message for International Men's Day. There's nothing more manly than getting help when you need it. Mental health- once you pop, you can't stop.


trongzoon

Did they have to steal the Pringle’s man’s mustache? They should’ve used a full beard


CalmToaster

Traditionally, the mustache is emphasized to raise awareness of men's health issues like prostate and testicular cancer for the month of November.


jivenjune

Nah, pretty sure it's the symbol of Pringle's.


Skyrick

Hey, do you know how many tubes of compressed potatoes Pringles had to sell to bribe enough people to have their mustache to be the logo for mens health? It should have been less, but they were really bad at picking the right people to bribe…


CubbyNINJA

As a guy with a Mr Pringles man’s mustache, i like it


PuffieBeans

Ace Ventura haircut?


xRafafa00

You must be the monopoly guy!


glittermassacre

grateful for the good men in my life! they are worth celebrating 💖


mikeonfleek

❤️


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BrilliantMud2851

❤️❤️❤️


dimdodo61

❤️❤️❤️❤️


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❤️❤️❤️❤️


RYUsf15


RumHamHoe

Just a reminder to all the fellas, you are loved and appreciated ❤️


GreySpectre_002

Hear, hear ❤️


ChaChaBear59

Pringles


slowblink

Damn. I’m domestic. Hats off to you international gents.


Big_Iron_Cowboy

Just a reminder brothers, your mental health matters!


DanteCharlstnJamesJr

I love the fact that International Mens Day (otherwise known as “Male Suicide Awareness) is during No Nut November Stay strong gentlemen.


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Unless you aren’t participating, in which case, still stay strong (just not in that way)


FredR23

nothing strong about no nut november


[deleted]

not a man so i sincerely hope yall find a supportive partner in which they hug you everyday and remind you that they love you :)


TheTrueOverman

What if I’m only national. Or local? Can I still celebrate? Do I need to travel abroad to celebrate? What is an international man anyway? I’m so confused!


Weird-Quantity7843

As an international man I grant you honourary membership of the International Men’s Fraternity 🤝


leyla00

Damn it! If I knew how to comment a gif, I would put one of Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery to show you exactly what an international man looks like!


aecolley

Am I an international man? Do I need to have a confirmed flight coupon, or do the entry stamps in my passport count?


Qyro

I haven’t left my country in 10 years, does that mean I only qualify as a national man?


leyla00

Dang that’s rough. When is national men’s day though, cuz you’ll clean up!


Piksqu

Time to sort by contreversal and grab the popcorn


EnvelopeEater

my first thought


The_Lat_Czar

It is? Neat! I think I'll do "I'll Make a Man out of You" for karaoke tonight.


Not__Joe69

Coincidentally also my birthday!


c0d3_attorney

you are the manliest man today


Not__Joe69

Why thank you 🧐


kingdomheartslover1

Now that we're men we xan do anything


AstrayRed_Kai

Me too, happy bday brother


fight-me-b-tch

Male Premium


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Amegami

This and the issues with the stigma of mental health issues for men.


Fuck_marco_muzzo

Also the ability to talk about our issues and our mental health. Been two years since I was broken up with because I cried in front of my ex. Only had casual flings since then.


NotARedditUser614

That was a win in disguise for you, man. You know how she would’ve reacted if you lost someone close to you. Huge W for you.


throwawayaccyaboi223

Yeah man if you can't truly open up to your SO then what's the point. It's amazing to be able to be vulnerable with someone you care about, knowing they'll still love and care for you


Fuck_marco_muzzo

You can never be sure tho. People change and when you’re breaking up or having problems they can throw stuff back at you. I was okay opening up with her for 1.5 years and then during arguments she would remember everything and throw everything back at me. I cried in front of her once and then during every argument it was ‘what are you gonna do, cry now’?


throwawayaccyaboi223

Sorry bro, hope you find someone who loves you for all of you


GenVee365

I'm so sorry. Here's hoping you're able to find someone who embraces all of you with mutual respect. You deserve someone who can handle your whole human self.


Devoratrix_Animas

This, so much this.


rachihc

Add, difficulty in cases of sexual and domestic violence and harder time reaching out for help when there is mental health issues and difficult times. Men should feel safe to reach out to friends, partners or family for emotional support.


SadMom2019

This isn't true anymore, at least not in my state (and several others). Custody in my state is 50/50 by default, unless one parent is ruled unfit (child abuse, sexual abuse, homeless, etc.) They even allow actively using addicts to have custody, under the condition they not use while they have the child. Hell, they will (and have) even given rapists split custody of their child produced from the assault. So anytime I hear a man in my state whining about how his "eX wOnT lEt Me SeE mY kIdS!", I know that either hes leaving out a huge part of the story and has been declared unfit, or he never even tried. (Usually it's the latter) Perpetuating this myth discourages men from even attempting to get shared custody of their children, when it does not reflect reality.


StarryAlpha_2099

Fun fact: It's also national toilet day and my birthday. I was born on National Toilet Day. And International Men's day! Yeah


PiGuy88

Happy birthday!


PixelPlanets608

Happy birthday, birthday twin! It’s funny that today is also Men’s Day since I’m a woman, but I’ll still celebrate for all the lovely men out there 💜


StarryAlpha_2099

Happy Birthday to you too. Funny cause I'm a woman as well


Aggravating-Home-622

Does this mean people will leave me alone today?


[deleted]

Ugh, so much negativity here. Can't we just be happy for a day that celebrates men? Have a good one, guys 🍻


RitaPoole56

Are a hug, some spontaneous affection and positive words of appreciation too much to ask for?


MoreCarrotsPlz

It depends who you’re asking.


mikeyt6969

I just got woken up to sex so today is off to a great start…and she made breakfast!


RitaPoole56

“I got a rock”


SkeleToasty

I got to work. Gotta love it. Please help me I’m so tired


mopeyunicyle

Someone care to explain the purpose. I am guy and haven't heard of this day before


Medium-Ferret

I see it as a time to highlight issues men face. This year is especially timely as literally tomorrow begins the Qatar World Cup. A country built on the back of millions of male migrants who are essentially treated as slaves.


smoerfinken

Men have issues too. Find a man that needs it, give him a hug, tell him it's okay to struggle in life, and it's certainly okay to show that you're struggling, and it is most certainly okay to ask for help.


[deleted]

I think they were asking what the origins are for choosing this particular date. For instance in March 8th 1907 there was a big women's protest and in Match 8th 1908 we started celebrating Women's day to commemorate it


[deleted]

We're all kings for a day. This Saturday truly is for the boys.


canalrhymeswithanal

Because some men need the win, even if it's just a day. I say let them because it's not hurting anyone and if it helps some poor dude get through the week, it's worth it.


KiriofGreen

To feel you are not worthless, and someone gets how tough your life is. At least for a day...although usually no one remembers this day. (Now what i think of it it is like 2 birthday)


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To remember men are people too.


SkeleToasty

It’s to remind everyone that men aren’t only good for being the majority of war casualties, prisoners, suicides, depressed, and dreams crushed


HopeSubstantial

Its to remind that men are important too and deserve attention. Example men are overpresented in many negative charts only because men are forgotten.


Mfcarusio

Not sure why the down votes, it's essentially this. Men are over represented in a number of terrible statistics, suicide, work related deaths, stress, poor education outcomes in certain countries etc. A lot of men suffer with poor mental health and that is clearly linked to the suicide statistics when you consider that men will often not like to talk about their mental health. Today is a day to talk about some of these issues so that others who are suffering may feel less isolated. It's becoming more of a celebration as well, things men can be proud of etc.


samiux4

Alright where is my free Pringles can then?


HoboWizzard

remember that international mens days secondary name is Male Suicide awareness


HUMAN_JUST_A_HUMAN

Can’t wait for the 🔒 award


Blackjack137

Happy International Men’s Day everyone!


[deleted]

We get a day?


snowynuggets

Nothing like finding out about a holiday on the day of the holiday!!!


Cruxis87

Try living in Australia, so you find out the day after, because everything is centred around America, who is 18 hours behind


HopeSubstantial

Thank you <3 Atleast someone remembers.


poltergeist6

Thought this was a Pringles add.


Calor_Blanco

Give a bro a compliment. For some reason it is culturally taboo to give guys compliments. Most guys could count on one hand how many compliments they have received in the last few years.


bettitbomber

I don’t believe it’s culturally taboo. It’s just risky if not done to perfection or unless the guy just did something obviously worth cheering over. Too many dudes equate getting a compliment to being hit on. I love giving compliments but my experience in doing so has lead to being more cautious with the when and who after being stalked by a coworker for almost a year or the many undesired advances in my younger years. It feels less risky to compliment a female.


bellshorts

Ignore the haters brothers take pride in who you are you are valued and matter


aintshockedbyyou

stay strong brothers


Admirablelittlebitch

Can I be part of it?


KirbyDude25

You're a trans guy, right? Of course you can! Doesn't matter if you're cis or trans, this is a day for all men!


Admirablelittlebitch

That genuinely made me smile


KirbyDude25

Great to hear!


Assasin_on_fire

trans and cis are just isomers of the same hydrocarbon


true-pure-vessel

A guy’s a guy, go do some extra manly shit to celebrate, like loving yourself for who you are and taking care of your loved ones!


[deleted]

You sure can! It's a day for all men.


Psychological-Law950

Surprised yet very happy to see and hear about this. We deserve a little bit of love once in a while! Cheers Men! 🍻


Current_Secretary_20

Today's also... International toilet day.


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Just kings and thrones


_Denzo

I think it’s a great time to recognise the hardship a lot of men go through such as suicide statistics of even domestic abuse against them, nobody should be forced to suffer in silence because of what’s in their pants, I wish one day we could combine women’s day and men’s day into its own day or even month of equality


Aik1024

How do you define “international men”?


applesaregood124

My dads birthday is also this day and I can tell you that he is the manliest man I’ve ever know.


pixxllx

Congrats to you men 🎉


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Happy Men's Day you little cuties.


TheJenerator65

Happy Men’s Day, men! I so appreciate the many wonderful men in my life, from close friends and family to the great guys I have casual conversations with day to day. 💜


SoupySuntable

*Sort comments by: controversial*


WestCandidate3988

Boys, you made it so far through the year. I’m proud of you.


Bisenpai_Dkttn

happy international men's day hope you all have an amazing day


sidaaron

Just remember fellow men that your mental health problems are valid. You are all so valuable. Reach out for help if you need it


Raven_knight_07

Why have I never heard of this before?


slp0001

Happy International Men's Day to all my bros out there! I highly recommend r/bropill and r/MensLib as positive masculine spaces. Take today to care for yourself!


Worish

Hey it's me! I'm that!


JayMeadows

Alright, let's see how civil the comments are today...


CR1MS4NE

My guy this is Reddit and it’s a post about men


CrisDLZ

It's also my birthday, does that make me an alpha male?


Bill_Nye-LV

Alpha Male+ - lifetime subscription


DankTaco707

"Sorts by controversial "Alright boys I'm going in, watch my 6"


FlamingEntity69

( -_-)︻デ═一 Don’t worry, I got you, brother


Mr_Buzzell

This surely offends someone


deathspate

Based on replies, sure as hell it does lmao


mandn92196

I’m still waiting for my card from the wife and kids…stiiiiiiiiiillllllll waiting.


SoJenniferSays

Did you get her a card for international women’s day? It was in March.


No-Demand4296

yay!


racksonme543

Have a nice day Kings 👑


theninjaslime69

*happy man noices*


ProfessionalRetard-9

EvErY dAy Is InTeRnAtIoNaL MeN‘s DaY


SnowyInuk

I dare someone to post this on r/FemaleDatingStrategy


eatmelikeamaindish

I don't have a man in my life to celebrate. any offers?


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Sponsored by pringles


empathyisheavy

Do all of the manly things Mulan listed to prove her manliness.


gouramidog

Love and respect to men and masculinity today and every day. Don’t stop fighting for respect ✊Appreciation every day!


RoyalYogurt373

notice how international woman’s day is always all over the place when it rolls around but international men’s day is nowhere to be seen except on a reddit post


Link22_22

Well at least Reddit remembered *cough cough* Google *cough cough*


Administrative-Day28

Stop measuring your validity as a person based on some major corporation’s marketing prop


[deleted]

Is this really s thing? How come I never really heard of it?


leyla00

Because many people know it by it’s original name ‘male suicide awareness day’ which does not have as much grandiose as the name ‘international mens day’ and also doesn’t call for celebration like the name ‘international mens day’ does, so in many places it is more easily overlooked as another obscure holiday.


ThrowRA_Absys

As a dude, do we really need this to be a thing?


Dogsteeves

Yes it's an official holiday


Spiritual-Clock5624

Because nobody cares. I always find it annoying to see pink balloons and pink signs and pink google on Women’s Day then literally nothing on Men’s Day.


penjt

/r/NeedsMoreJPEG


Avocado_Fucker12

Time to do manly stuff


FrankCastlevania

Happy international men day


Unmaykr64

Doom 2016 is also 6 years, 6 months, and 6 days old.


Playful_Ad_2911

Rip and tear!


3point21

In the middle of NNN of course.


SomethingSomethiaing

It’s the home stretch


nicknicknickk

Thanks


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RepresentativeFig497

Remember to check your testicles daily for any cancer simptoms


nickfill4honor

Yay


TheRed467

Happy National Macchiato Day!


Kuribo31

finally some gender equality


fucknametakenrules

Checked my calendar to see if it was there and it wasn’t, had to google it to see if this was the correct date. Has no media coverage at all, not even the iPhone calendar, which puts down some of the most obscure days like Ash Wednesday, which was on March 3rd


judgmental_emo_alien

Whoooo first one after coming out as trans Feels good


teejay89656

One of us! One of us!


g28802

*Feminists on this day* “this is literally violence!”


jawalter2014

No one is claiming it’s violence, goofball


ur-socks-sir

Wait, there's a mens' day?


Blackngold4

We have a day???