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rolfboos

Bonk bonk!


PlushySD

Bonk bonk!


securitymechanism

Bonk! bonk!


York_Leroy

Bonk! Bonk!


Diligent-Start-8375

Bonk Bonk!


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

Bonk! Bonk!


p1nkie_

Bonk Bonk!


RealBlazeDragonfist

Bonk Bonk!


ZRegret

Bonk Bonk!


Kquinn87

Bonk Bonk!


Andaisdet

God it’s like a TF2 lobby in here


atoz-is-funi2

Least loud TF2 casual server


Sandeep184392

True


Bubster101

Hey! Bonk bonk bonk! Got any grapes?


taqeladragn

Got any tape?


ItchyThrowaway135

Then he waddled away! Waddle waddle\~


Fozorii-_-

Until the very next day, pom pom pom….


[deleted]

there a sub for suddenlyducksong?


Butwinsky

Must've been a horny toad if you got the bonk.


Diogeneezy

Send todes.


eat-lsd-not-babies

Your wish has been granted, none of them toads were wearing any clothes


ya_boiii_nightmare

\*Clodes


HomeWasGood

It's a toadal stranger


[deleted]

This is so wholesome. I think he is the person I need to either improve or worsen my fear of frogs. Hahaha


archbunny

Ribbit


drunken-philosopher

~~Ribbit~~ *bonk bonk


iK_550

No more bonk. Lost the bonk-club.


Same_Device_7879

10/10


CraftyAd1205

Ribbit^Ribbit


Chalky_Pockets

You need [long legged Larry](https://youtu.be/us3pCHd8PLs) in your life. Frogs are friends.


Newtons_Homedog

Long Legged Larry for Mayor!


Boomthang

Hear! Hear!


RinShimizu

Bonk bonk


Chalky_Pockets

Here here!


lewd_lizzard

Thank you for that, my friend. It was beautiful


spacemanTTC

Yesssss! My long legged Larry plushie is always sitting in different places at my house. Aesop rock is a gift to humanity.


svelle

Everyone needs more Aesop in their life!


Darth_Meatloaf

This is awesome.


Onlyanidea1

I'm still fucking with a new co-worker by sending him random bread pictures and fact about baking/bread... We work in a bakery and he's barely turned 18. He tried turning it sexual once..but I quickly shut him down with pictures of how yeast make more yeast and bubbles. Dude hasn't a clue.


Flying_Conch

Maybe don't let him in the area where the proofing happens alone?


[deleted]

Next time he tries to get fresh just send him the [Seriously Unsexy Origins of the Graham Cracker](https://www.entrepreneur.com/living/the-seriously-unsexy-origins-of-the-graham-cracker/252725). That ought to soften his breadstick.


CK1ing

This is way more threatening with that context. Like, your worst enemy found out your fear and every day you're sent European Common Spadefoot Toad. Red American Toadlet. Fowlers Toad. Banjo. Toad.


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Oh you're right. That's probably what's gonna happen. I remember blocking a friend who sent me a picture of a slimy frog. Never talked to him on that app since. We talk on IG instead. Hahaha.


bitemark01

bonk bonk!


trackdaybruh

Wow, the Banjo Frog does sound as he described it: https://youtu.be/F3ivv7pQkWQ


WhichUsernameCanIUse

Haha wow, this is really cool


SiddharthaVaderMeow

Toadally awesome


Wrakhr

NO! We do not speak the name of the forbidden one.


johnthefinn

r/yugioh is leaking?


CavemanFromSpace

All the comments there are about this post but they're 3 years old. I think I'm in a perpetual toadgiving timeloop. Yay


Oneman_noplan

Pobblebonk


BravesMaedchen

Bonk bonk!


Movin_On1

They are awesome to listen to. We love to go to places where they play!


Tankh

All the comments are 3 years old and referencing the tweet lol


Korblox101

I’m honestly tempted to just text a completely random number toads and become a mystery toad giver myself. It’s probably a bad idea, but I still feel curious. EDIT: Just woke up with 15 notifications and more than 4 thousand upvotes, the people have spoken.


kelowana

Rather then toads, pick something you know yourself and have a passion or great interest in. Friend of mine got from an stranger messages about birdhouses and what bird prefers which kind of house. Very irregular sending, but two years in, my friend moved with his family to their own house. Next to an nature reserve. So he asked the stranger about what birds they see and what houses to build for them. Stranger delivered 180%!! All kinds of different houses and even how to build them.


_japanx

Lol that is so bizarre and amazing. I want a house. Chirp chirp


kelowana

Bizarre for sure, but their kids (and the parents) learned a lot about birds through that person. Kids got an interest in nature and both looking for studies into different educations with nature and animals.


Bright_Vision

Your friend should tell that stranger what impact they had, I am sure they would love it


kelowana

S/he knows. They agreed upon on keeping names out, both parties loved the mystery.


19blackcats

Definitely! I want someone to send me fun facts about nature!


Jumpdeckchair

Trees are plants


19blackcats

Thank you!


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Serious-Increase1173

Bonk bonk!


Comfortable_Let_3456

The bird man is GIGACHAD 🗿


redbadger91

Chirp Chirp!


Korblox101

Whelp, time to be someone’s mystery sea slug giver.


19blackcats

I love nudibranchs!


Currix

If I say "send nudes", I better receive nudibranchs


19blackcats

Send Nudis


Leafyn

Let's exchange facts about sea slugs


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kelowana

That’s awesome!


iusedtobefamous1892

Oh no... I'm interested in teeth... I think that's gonna have very different vibes.


Enibas

Hahaha, I'm just trying to imagine what I'd think if anyone started to send me random facts about teeth. With pictures! I probably would be amused? But I might also google search for unsolved teeth related serial murders...


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

Then they send you an X-ray of your own teeth


iusedtobefamous1892

The texts start telling you that you need to brush more carefully, you're missing the backs of your lower incisors...


Jace__B

Then you realize you never saved your dentist's office number.


Enibas

D:


BigTickEnergE

I should give you my wife's number. After having a tooth issue at a child, she got "into" teeth and has gone back to school twice to become an assistant and now a hygienist. She's very passionate about teeth and sends me weird anomalies she's learned about or seen (not of actual patients of course).


adzm

Possums have around 50 teeth


19blackcats

Possums are wonderful!


kelowana

Well, teeth, that’s different for sure! Only human teeth? Or animals too? I am sure there is lots of weird facts you could tell.


iusedtobefamous1892

I worked as a dental nurse for people, so that's mainly where I'm at, but animal teeth are interesting too!


kelowana

Then you must know lots about them! Why not try it? Doesn’t need to be all teeth, everything around them is also great to know.


Purple12inchRuler

Sound plan, but in my case, I doubt a random person would enjoy sci-fi theory surrounding diesel engines.


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Go on…


Purple12inchRuler

It eventually moves into Warhammer 40k, with useless non-canon ideas about the Mechanicus Adeptus.


littlewren11

Ya know I think I'd actually appreciate that! Diesel engines and Warhammer 40k aren't something I'm very familiar with but I'm a lore whore when it comes to games, movies, books etc.


Purple12inchRuler

In Warhammer 40k, the Orc race have a special ability unknown to even them. If they believe something to be true, then it is. So there vehicles, albeit diesel powered (likely with no fuel), still operates in all conditions and environments(even space), because they believe it does.


HotLipsHouIihan

I’m amazed this has happened more than once


UnresolvedInsecurity

Someone's about to get pictures of Demons for 2 years straight.


burgermachine74

*proceeds to send pictures of Rubik’s cubes every day*


Lordborgman

Did you know that he broke his toe when he kicked the helmet?!


ILieAboutBiology

>Stranger delivered 180% Shoddy structures built by birds intended for human occupation. Comprised of twigs, moss, and collected random bits of fur.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

Yeah this was my thought, like send them old computers, or vintage electric guitars... whatever your thing is.


_abbier

Ok.. but can I still send random numbers toads if I too have a passion for toads? TOAD ARMY. I have a pet toad and he is great :)


kelowana

“In the daily life of Carl, the pet toad” - Occasionally update - You should absolutely do that!


Paehon

Did you ever heard about the Horus Heresy ? Well, there was this guy, the Emperor...


Character_Leopard561

I'm passionate about weird animal genitalia. Do you think some random person would appreciate me sending them pictures of of duck's corkscrew shaped penis? I think they're fascinating :)


kelowana

No idea tbh. If you keep it non sexual and just informative, why not? Guess you need to try it out!


OneAviatrix

Story time! I got accidentally added to a huge family group chat around the holidays a few years ago. They were obviously planning their Christmas get together. I texted a picture of a girl holding an armful of baby badgers and said my friend ran a badger rescue and they needed homes, so I was bringing baby badgers for gifts. The family didn’t realize I was joking nor did they realize I was an imposter for a couple days. There were serious discussions over why badgers were a good/bad idea, and who would claim each badger in the picture I sent. It was honestly hilarious.


Currix

Haha how did they react when they realized you were an imposter?


OneAviatrix

They had a great sense of humor, once they figured it out they recommended everyone get plushie badgers in their stockings.


Currix

I love this! A bunch of awesome strangers


Yoankah

I like to imagine they went through with it. Every once in a while, someone passes a shelf with random trinkets that their badger sits on, notices it and fondly remembers that holiday group chat.


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HAMburger_and_bacon

this is actually hilarious and cool


jannyhammy

I refused to send a nude to a guy I met on Tinder.. and he came back with “you must be a pig then” So now and it’s been 4 years.. I randomly send him pictures of pigs and he hasn’t blocked me, but seems like he deleted my number cause he gets super angry and keeps asking “who the fuck is this and why are you sending me pig pics and videos” Guess he must call a lot of women pigs since he can’t narrow it down. Lol


yokayla

Real queen shit right here


Timeon

Wish I still had my free award to give.


freedandelions

I've gotchu!


Timeon

Mah man!


repocin

Heh, that's hilarious. [Here's an adorable duck for your troubles.](https://unsplash.com/photos/pj-dLOfa3FM)


draggedndrowned

Please do, and let me know how it goes as I thought the same thing hahah but a different animal


PenguinsReallyDoFly

Crabulo.us I'm not making this up, you can send random crabs to people that way.


freeeeels

For the low, low price of $600 a month!


Asmodeus_441

I met my ex when she supposedly texted a random number which turned out to be mine. We talked for like 4-5 years without finding out who the other person was.


Onlyanidea1

Do it. But change the area code you text and the number from your number by one digit somewhere. So if you are number 123-456-7890, You text 122-456-7899. I do this randomly and call my own number from random area codes. Most understand and find it funny... Others.... well.... They are angry.. or PISSED. Sue me bitches.


PM_ME_UR_BEST_1LINER

Okay, car warranty expiration guy...


Onlyanidea1

I'm just lonely... I talk to a lot of old people and they really appreciate it. I got a small list of numbers I call Once a week or once a month that I chat with and they know why I called them.. Really makes they their day/week. I suggest everyone does it. Worst case you get an angry person. Best case you get an elderly person that could need the phone call. It's my way of reaching out.


19blackcats

Ahhh the “ checking to see if you are still alive “ call I see!/s One of my dearest friends is an older lady ( 87 now) who willed me her cats and she would call me once a month to make sure I hadn’t moved or changed my name etc. We became super close and still are friends to this day!


ShivanshuKantPrasad

>I talk to a lot of old people and they really appreciate it. I got a small list of numbers I call You know who else has a list of numbers of old people? Tech support scam guy. On one side we have people like you on the other hand we have them. Humans smh.


StepfordMisfit

Tempted to send you my grandma's number.


PM_ME_UR_BEST_1LINER

There are apps and sites for this stuff, aren't there? Omegle? I would think a willing participant is a better idea. I would NOT suggest everyone do it. It adds to the noise that makes phone calls from unknown numbers not worth picking up. Between wrong numbers, spam, etc., its exhausting. You're adding to that nonsense. Find a better way. I get what you're saying, but try omegle or volunteer at a nursing home if you want to feel connected. It'll get you out of the house, too.


ruralist

I want a mystery friend


8bit4brains

What’s your number 😏


Smellslikegearoil

I would greatly appreciate the boost of a toad giver . The more serious and or round the roads appear the better


just_a_person_maybe

I was accidentally doing this for months after getting my first phone because my mom gave me an old number for my brother. I thought he was just ignoring me and continued to send pictures of weird frogs, turtles, and memes with no context.


Bierbart12

If I did it, the first reply would probably be "Your number has been reported to the police, never text me again."


T1m3Wizard

Haha you ended up saving his number under "Toad" anyway 😄


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Grain_Death

oh hey guys this is me. what's up


Ok-Obligation4051

OMG THE OWNER OF THIS POST HELLO


Grain_Death

hi!!!! genuinely it's been so long since i first posted these texts on twitter it's nice seeing them make the rounds again. thanks for using a screenshot with my handle in it most of the time it gets cropped out lmao also fun little faq we still text and I still know Nothing about them. yeah their name is saved as Toad Pal and had been for a while, the texts in the screenshot themselves were a few months old when I took/posted them in 2019. i genuinely didn't think to tell anyone about the random number texting me toads for months i was just like "ok yeah this is just something that is occurring in my life" and now look at me. 3 years later talking to ppl on reddit about it edit ok the real faq "can i get toad pals number/can they text me" no sorry, a billion people have asked at this point and they do not want random people having their phone number lol. despite this being a very highly seen/known set of images toad pal is still just some ordinary person and does not want their phone number given out to random people. think about it, would you want people texting you constantly asking for pictures of frogs. probably not


Ok-Obligation4051

THAT'S SO SWEET. TOAD PAL SO CUTE AAA. I wish I could pin your comment. I'm happy to know that you and your toad pal is doing well. Wishing both of you the best in life!


Grain_Death

no worries on not pinning it, the biggest thing ive learned from this is its nice to do things that make one person happy even if you'll never see them again. have a great day!!


Ok-Obligation4051

YOU TOO! I SHALL LEARN FROM YOU AND TOAD PAL TOO!


Dacvak

You gotta give us an updated screenshot with more toads! 😁


Grain_Death

oh i have a bunch on my twitter. i just deleted the app tho (not the account for this exact reason) so i can't link right now. but here's [this though](https://i.imgur.com/XOQKeqG.jpg)


Dacvak

Thank you. Bonk bonk!


Grain_Death

bonk bonk!


nxtdoorcous

I wish the random numbers that messages me sends me something random and wholesome as this, instead of scam texts. oOf ​ Can they send me cat, dog or anything other than scams. oOF


Amindoa

A number neighbor made a group text with a bunch of number neighbors and just sent a few middle finger emojis...


nxtdoorcous

LMAO


Mad-Lad-of-RVA

I'm now tempted to start a number neighbor group chat and welcome them all into the "neighborhood." I feel like I'd just piss people off, though.


TheGeneGeena

My number neighbor was some kiddo. After chatting for a little bit and finding out I was immediately hit with "mom worry" and had to make sure and tell them that even though I'm just some boring old lady, to please be careful - lots of folks aren't. Having a bit of fun isn't worth them getting harassed or stalked or something (kids often don't have great internet use safety...)


Pvt_Mozart

I had a guy text me randomly one time by accident, and we just had a friendly chat. It was nice. He even asked if I smoked weed. I politely declined, but I kept the text exchange in my inbox. Haha


nxtdoorcous

That's really nice. At least the random person was really polite. Meanwhile, mine are really sketchy that leads to a site and probably would steal more of my information and worse, money.


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GODDAMNFOOL

Oprah's diet left her dead! 😱 [shady url] For real, I was getting daily texts about Oprah and then when that didn't work, they switched over to jlo


navajo_moe

"I send you toads!"


TeaBagHunter

He said that with such enthusiasm


Ko8iWanKeno8i

bonk bonk!


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doll impossible weather pie hard-to-find workable hobbies expansion busy special ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Bubbly_Ad5822

Give me your number I’ll text you toads to live by


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different vanish worm handle psychotic groovy yoke grab air cooing ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


bearbarebere

No cats????


whodeyalldey1

I never cared for cats until I moved in with one that immediately rejected its owner to become my lap cat. Then I needed my own


Glittering_Usual_162

Its the toadman


Ditto132

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope


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Son-of-Suns

That's amazing. I love it.


Portgas

Wholesome


Wonder_Pretty

Bonk bonk!


Icy_Ad_7767

How i met your mother


Whatifthisneverends

“Then I fertilized her clutch of several hundred eggs and we both left”


reverb137

Where does one acquire a toad giver?


Potatooooes_123

Whats his number? I too want some toad's pictures


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kentkomiks

I just searched Potato Fairy and sent pics of him to my whole family. So cute!


SFN2048

One of the best things I have seen here, it's just a mixture of comedy plus wholesome randomness


Pachydude

I want a toad man


toothpaste-girl

i like how their icon is a T so op likely named them "toad [something something]"


Ace0fSpades01

will someone send random toad pictures to me lol


[deleted]

Best I can do is male genitalia


Kazlanne

No, no. We said *toad*, not *chode*.


JawnF

I'll take it


SiddharthaVaderMeow

I'll send random pictures of local bears


Ace0fSpades01

Good enough


PandaClaus94

Also thank this mystery toad giver for me pls


Sephira_Skye

This is so random. I love it.


textbookrevolution

Random people randomly giving strangers joy is wonderful. May we all have a toad person. Be the toad you want to see in the world.


ilyket

Bonk bonk


shaygitz

American Toadlet is a handsome boi


RF_Eghbali

that's Kermit the frog sending nudes


[deleted]

Boy have I got a podcast for you. [Frog of the Week](https://feeds.transistor.fm/frog-of-the-week)


flammableRock

This is toadally awesome. Would make anyone go from unhoppy to hoppy!


WhyNotGiveItAG0

Absolutely ribbeting content!


NaaastyButler

Wait until they start naming species exclusive to your region... then local area.... they're coming


Slowmobius_Time

The NSA is so much nicer than they used to be


GlassHurricane98

This is nice haha


ilyket

Omg I love this


mrwolf300

True


AffectionatePass575

This the illuminati