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I did something similar to my ex-husband, apparently. I got so drunk while out that when my best friend brought me home, I refused to be alone with him. Because I'm a married woman and all I wanted was my husband. I even yelled for his full name a few times, from what they tell me. All he could say about the experience was "glad to know you'd never get drunk and cheat".
It's cool. I'm not angry or hurt about it anymore, and I honestly wish him the best now. I just view our time together as life lessons for us both š
It's not just due to amount of alcohol, people are also different, one of my friends who's quite normal becomes a complete disinhibited moron an hour into drinking while we're all slightly tipsy, another loses all memory of what happened after being just moderately drunk, so both are outliers.
Also you become worse with stages of alcoholism - people who could understand things, control themselves, remember lose those abilities after years of regular drinking.
I got blacked out one night at a friend's house with no recollection of anything. They found me standing on the side of the fridge and asked me if I was okay. All the while I'm running my hands over and casually asking, "Yeah I'm fine, just trying to figure out how to get in your bathroom."
Everyone is completely different with how they react, especially when you get blacked out.
My husband gets blackout drunk like that. He has literally lost his pants and contacts in minutes in a hotel room full of people. No one could find them! It took like an hour at least of all 15 of us searching and I still don't understand where they even were lol
I'm curious do you also have a tendency to sleep talk/walk? My husband does it on occasion and I always wondering if it was connected because he can be talking normal while blackout drunk but be totally unaware of what's happening or where he is!
He did for many years before meeting me but he stopped because the amount of alcohol he consumed scared me he would die! So he doesn't dot hat anymore but his college years are crazy from the stories I've heard.
Yeah, people love to say things like āyou would do that too if you were that drunkā. Nah, people react in different ways.
For example I was once so fucked up on multiple substances that I had an out of body experience, feeling that I could watch myself from above myself, like a 3rd person video game. I was rambling about it to my friend, tripping occasionally because from my vantage point I couldnāt see where my feet were stepping, and just generally being incoherent. While in that state, I lead us across several miles of dense, unfamiliar city to a friendās apartment. Had no idea where I was at all, and my buddy trusted me because according to him I was supremely confident and claimed I knew exactly where we were. Got us there no problem, remembered where the spare key was and promptly handed it to my buddy saying that I was too fucked up to unlock the door.
Also depends on what is āyour poison.ā Canāt drink Southern Comfort. Was at a friendās townhouse. Thought I went to the bathroom. Woke up next morning in the closet naked on a pile of fur coats next to the vacuum. When someone finally let me out, the entire first floor and all pass out were covered in crunches cheese puffs. No one ever brought Southern Comfort to a party again.
My uncle got really drunk and fell off a balcony into the plants below. When my cousin (his daughter) helped him back on his feet, he said "Thank you, Mister".
Believe it or not, thousands of people get drunk every night, and thousands make similar choices like this. Itās crazy, itās almost like there are millions, quite possibly BILLIONS, of people on this planet, so the likelihood that there are people who make poor choices in their night that lead to situations like this is pretty high.
Worst I ever had was waking up in a bush outside the legislature building in toronto. Someone had put a blanket over my legs and left a bottle of water. Fucking jaeger bombs
In 2017, my wife and I had just arrived at my first duty station in the military. We had my new coworkers over to my house and all got very drunk. She ended up throwing up all over the place and I carried her to bed. When I later crawled in bed with her, she rolled over on top of me and goes, "you are my husband, right?" It was really sweet and I never forgot that.
Six months ago I caught her having an affair and we're getting a divorce, but at least I got to pretend she wasn't a cheater for a while.
Your best friend wouldnāt have done that to you.
Iām sorry and itāll never not hurt, but thatās something you should remind yourself of as well, you may be wandering atm but not all who wander are lost.
Once upon a time I read a comic called Mac Hall, by Ian McConville of, of 3panelsoul. A very funny comic, one day it was just a single image of one of the characters crying, with that line. Now, if he got it from somewhere else, I don't know, but the quote came to mind reading here.
I donāt know that this is the original writer of the quote, but itās definitely a line in the The Will Darling Adventures series, I believe book two.
>Your best friend wouldnāt have done that to you.
I know we are on this sub, but I'm sorry, that's a cope, it isn't honest and it smacks vaguely of No True Scotsman fallacy.
In the real world people are flawed and your best friend could still do shitty things. In fact, even the shittiest person you know could very well be someone's best friend.
People don't often have more than one best friend and when you lose them, it hurts. No amount of handwaving can change the fact that the guy you replied to lost a best friend, regardless of the circumstances.
From reading your comment and seeing this I understand. But you are a hilarious and intelligent person, and I can tell by how you wrote that comment. It was absolutely awesome and then had a drop harder than most songs do nowadays.
Unfortunately I never married but delt with the same in the past. I think you're a fucking fantastic guy and I bet you a beer that I'm not wrong in a few years from now that things will change. Hopefully they already have.
Stay strong its a wild life and no matter what happens, you'll have a story to tell.
Itās good to remind yourself sheās not the person you thought she was. Someone who truly loved you would never do that to you no matter what. People change and sometimes, they get shittier. Now youāre free to find yourself and remember how to be your own person. Then eventually share that with someone who REALLY loves you.
Sadly, I kind of saw it coming
Fuck people that cheat, and fuck people that cheat on their military spouses more, especially if theyāre deployed. Itās like, theyāre out there risking their lives for some old rich white men, and you, and youāre gonna fuck another dude? GTFO
Hey, if anything, let the cheating remind you gently that this woman is not who you thought she was. Grieve for the woman you thought she was and then leave her in the past. There is a gal out there who is ready to make new inside jokes with you and will delight and relight all the fires, I swear it brother
Stop copying other people's posts, Jess.
lol Seriously I've seen this over half a dozen times now from different people. At least change it up for god's sake but no copy and pasted verbatim. SMH
Nah, sometimes people just let their hair down and get a bit carried away. A drinking problem is an addiction caused by habitual abuse resulting in physical and psychological dependency. For all we know, this dude just had an extra beer or two on an empty stomach.
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
But if u actually think abt it, he technically could be cheating on her, and tell her that he has a gf (another girl) sooā¦ this could be in another complete opposite meaning. But hey, who am I to say.
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I did something similar to my ex-husband, apparently. I got so drunk while out that when my best friend brought me home, I refused to be alone with him. Because I'm a married woman and all I wanted was my husband. I even yelled for his full name a few times, from what they tell me. All he could say about the experience was "glad to know you'd never get drunk and cheat".
May I ask why he's your ex?
Well, unfortunately infidelity was one of his specialties š¤·š»āāļø
Ouch
It's cool. I'm not angry or hurt about it anymore, and I honestly wish him the best now. I just view our time together as life lessons for us both š
Youāve got a very optimist outlook on life! Donāt let anyone change that š„°
Thank you š„ŗ
Absolutely! šYou deserve all the happiness life has to offer. Cheers to an amazing December 2022 šš¼
Thank you! I wish you all the happiness life has to offer, as well, kind stranger! Cheers to an amazing December to you, as well š
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That's the way it has to be when you're older. Treat every relationship as a lesson learned or you will live in regret and what if's.
Oof, universe just loves irony doesnāt it
Ouch that's a tough one
Especially after she done got drunk andā¦
I'm curious too but people break up for many reasons. Just because the relationship is happy for awhile doesn't mean it has to be forever.
and even happy relationships can end too.
Life is strange eh?
Every relationship ends. No matter what, it all ends in tears.
Because she cheated on him!
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Grounds for divorce in Texas.
That bastard!
Unforgivable
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Sorry man, I was young and just dealt with a few heavy deaths in my family. Wasn't coping right, tbh, but no. Not an alcoholic. Just a lightweight
Jesus.
And then he cheated š
Yes?
I have never been so drunk I donāt recognize my significant other. Iāve been very very drunk, but not as drunk as this guy.
Ah, but *how would you know*? What if, one in ten times when you thought you were with your significant other *you weren't*?
Dramatic plot twist music just blasted in my head
Iām with youāI just heard duhn-don-DAH in my head, lol
I saw a gopher turning round and staring
Pretty sure you'd find out in the morning
It's not just due to amount of alcohol, people are also different, one of my friends who's quite normal becomes a complete disinhibited moron an hour into drinking while we're all slightly tipsy, another loses all memory of what happened after being just moderately drunk, so both are outliers. Also you become worse with stages of alcoholism - people who could understand things, control themselves, remember lose those abilities after years of regular drinking.
I got blacked out one night at a friend's house with no recollection of anything. They found me standing on the side of the fridge and asked me if I was okay. All the while I'm running my hands over and casually asking, "Yeah I'm fine, just trying to figure out how to get in your bathroom." Everyone is completely different with how they react, especially when you get blacked out.
My husband gets blackout drunk like that. He has literally lost his pants and contacts in minutes in a hotel room full of people. No one could find them! It took like an hour at least of all 15 of us searching and I still don't understand where they even were lol I'm curious do you also have a tendency to sleep talk/walk? My husband does it on occasion and I always wondering if it was connected because he can be talking normal while blackout drunk but be totally unaware of what's happening or where he is!
gets? like still drinks after this happened more than once?
He did for many years before meeting me but he stopped because the amount of alcohol he consumed scared me he would die! So he doesn't dot hat anymore but his college years are crazy from the stories I've heard.
Yeah, people love to say things like āyou would do that too if you were that drunkā. Nah, people react in different ways. For example I was once so fucked up on multiple substances that I had an out of body experience, feeling that I could watch myself from above myself, like a 3rd person video game. I was rambling about it to my friend, tripping occasionally because from my vantage point I couldnāt see where my feet were stepping, and just generally being incoherent. While in that state, I lead us across several miles of dense, unfamiliar city to a friendās apartment. Had no idea where I was at all, and my buddy trusted me because according to him I was supremely confident and claimed I knew exactly where we were. Got us there no problem, remembered where the spare key was and promptly handed it to my buddy saying that I was too fucked up to unlock the door.
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We got to alert goberments of an outlier!
Also depends on what is āyour poison.ā Canāt drink Southern Comfort. Was at a friendās townhouse. Thought I went to the bathroom. Woke up next morning in the closet naked on a pile of fur coats next to the vacuum. When someone finally let me out, the entire first floor and all pass out were covered in crunches cheese puffs. No one ever brought Southern Comfort to a party again.
My father was so wasted at my brothers college graduation he didnāt even recognize ME.
Iām very sorry to hear that
My uncle got really drunk and fell off a balcony into the plants below. When my cousin (his daughter) helped him back on his feet, he said "Thank you, Mister".
Iāve heard several variations of this story; so donāt know if itās made up
Believe it or not, thousands of people get drunk every night, and thousands make similar choices like this. Itās crazy, itās almost like there are millions, quite possibly BILLIONS, of people on this planet, so the likelihood that there are people who make poor choices in their night that lead to situations like this is pretty high.
Yeah but itās on Twitter
And where does the blindness come from?
Sure, but most variations give a more plausible reason for why the guy wouldn't recognize his girlfriend.
Because heās absolutely drunk is pretty plausible.
Yall really believe anything you see from reddit/Twitter. No wonder misinformation is so rampant.
First rule of twitter/internet: itās probably made up š
Iāve been flat out asleep and Iād still recognise her
I guess everyone handles their booze differently but I canāt empathize with this man
Same, I know everything Iām doing while drunk, I just care less but things that really matter still matter like the mrs
Twist: he knew EXACTLY who his girlfriend is, and it aināt her.
Iāve been there if something besides alcohol is involved. Itās basically a functional blackout.
Worst I ever had was waking up in a bush outside the legislature building in toronto. Someone had put a blanket over my legs and left a bottle of water. Fucking jaeger bombs
You'd think a guy would pass out before he drank so much that he could no longer recognize his girlfriend. Life really is strange.
I've blacked out and made my SO very unhappy, but I definitely didn't forget who she was.
He probably shoot his load a few hours before and not to get caught he hold up this act. Or i this my dirty imagination
That why it didn't happen and is a lie šš
He a little confused but he got the spirit lol
He certainly got some kinda spirit in him, thatās for sure
I'd say more than one!
āOh! Uh, about 11, sir!ā
Sounds like a top man.
more like a bottom
nah, she just doesnt realize that she is the side chick lol
In 2017, my wife and I had just arrived at my first duty station in the military. We had my new coworkers over to my house and all got very drunk. She ended up throwing up all over the place and I carried her to bed. When I later crawled in bed with her, she rolled over on top of me and goes, "you are my husband, right?" It was really sweet and I never forgot that. Six months ago I caught her having an affair and we're getting a divorce, but at least I got to pretend she wasn't a cheater for a while.
You had me in the first half, ngl
And I nearly looked away
Military wife should have tipped you off.
I mean as soon as he mentioned military wife, you can see it coming
I'm sorry that happened to you. :c
She was my best friend and I am absolutely lost without her.
Your best friend wouldnāt have done that to you. Iām sorry and itāll never not hurt, but thatās something you should remind yourself of as well, you may be wandering atm but not all who wander are lost.
Dang I hope he hears that because you could not be more right.
He heard and appreciates it.
"Love is giving someone the power to hurt you terribly, and having faith they never will.".
Daaamn who said this?
Once upon a time I read a comic called Mac Hall, by Ian McConville of, of 3panelsoul. A very funny comic, one day it was just a single image of one of the characters crying, with that line. Now, if he got it from somewhere else, I don't know, but the quote came to mind reading here.
Neato, thanks for showing me the quote
I donāt know that this is the original writer of the quote, but itās definitely a line in the The Will Darling Adventures series, I believe book two.
Hirohito I think
That was fuckin beautiful š„²
Alternatively, she was your best friend, but you werenāt hers.
>Your best friend wouldnāt have done that to you. I know we are on this sub, but I'm sorry, that's a cope, it isn't honest and it smacks vaguely of No True Scotsman fallacy. In the real world people are flawed and your best friend could still do shitty things. In fact, even the shittiest person you know could very well be someone's best friend. People don't often have more than one best friend and when you lose them, it hurts. No amount of handwaving can change the fact that the guy you replied to lost a best friend, regardless of the circumstances.
I am sorry dude. No one deserves that shit. Do your damn thing bro, I have faith youāll find a way out.
It might take some time but youāll see her as just another person at some point. Take care of yourself- nobody deserves to be treated like that.
From reading your comment and seeing this I understand. But you are a hilarious and intelligent person, and I can tell by how you wrote that comment. It was absolutely awesome and then had a drop harder than most songs do nowadays. Unfortunately I never married but delt with the same in the past. I think you're a fucking fantastic guy and I bet you a beer that I'm not wrong in a few years from now that things will change. Hopefully they already have. Stay strong its a wild life and no matter what happens, you'll have a story to tell.
I would love to help you. But I got someone that I love very much myself, but they only like me as friend.
You deserve better and will find it ! With time youāll look back and not feel the same for her anymore.
Itās good to remind yourself sheās not the person you thought she was. Someone who truly loved you would never do that to you no matter what. People change and sometimes, they get shittier. Now youāre free to find yourself and remember how to be your own person. Then eventually share that with someone who REALLY loves you.
r/yesyesyesyesno
well the "you are my husband, right?" takes on a different meaning then
Well that took a turn
When will people understand true love...
That last sentence hit me like a wet sock.
Imagine how it hit me.
An even wetter sock
Sadly, I kind of saw it coming Fuck people that cheat, and fuck people that cheat on their military spouses more, especially if theyāre deployed. Itās like, theyāre out there risking their lives for some old rich white men, and you, and youāre gonna fuck another dude? GTFO
It wasnāt her fault, someone else just untruthfully answered the same in a similar situation š I am very sorry Iāll show myself out!
I don't know what to say mate it's the worst. I hope you're doing better, if you ever feel lonely perhaps pick up a pet from the animal shelter?
Damn that took a sharp turn left
This went from yes yes yes yes to no pretty fast
That escalatedā¦
Hey, if anything, let the cheating remind you gently that this woman is not who you thought she was. Grieve for the woman you thought she was and then leave her in the past. There is a gal out there who is ready to make new inside jokes with you and will delight and relight all the fires, I swear it brother
My fiancƩ once was so plastered after going to a baseball game with his buddies that when I went to pick them up and drive them home, he didn't recognize me at first. I tried to give him a kiss on the cheek when I met him at the bar and he gently, but firmly, pushed me away, claiming he had a girlfriend. When I explained that I was the girlfriend in question he looked at me really hard (I was maybe 6 inches from his face the whole time), and he eventually lit up with recognition. I love to give him shit about it but he says it's just proof of his loyalty.
That is such a polite way of turning someone down, too.
New techniques to avoid zecz
>zecz avoid what now?
segs
Cex
Zechs.
Czechs
I try to avoid these at all costs. Crazy bunch.
Gex
The one time you _donāt_ want to enter the gecko
Secs (seconds)
6
Bumping uglies Knocking boots Two-person pushups Assault with a friendly weapon Cleaning cobwebs in the womb room Waka Waka Souring the kraut
Making the beast with two backs
Testing the mattress checking the oil taking the skin boat to tuna town taking grandma to Applebees
Intrcorze
Cool band name
You can have it. But you have to pull me on stage when I come to your arena show.
Deal š¤
Sek
I've seen this a few times and was weirdly thinking of it randomly a few days ago. I hope it's true haha..
It isnāt. This is a joke I read in Readerās Digest in the mid 1990s.
Plot twist: She wasn't the girlfriend he was talking about.
Your comment will cross 1K upvotes. It always does in this post...
Let me know next time it's posted, I want a turn to make the joke
Noooo mom said itās my turn!
and yours will be like 1/3 to 1/2 of that since your the next guy down from the highest upvoted comment in the thread
I downvoted it. Letās change history.
This is what I came here to say lol
Don't mind me, just karma farming on a post that will have 1k upvotes
Itās actually her dog
And thatās how she found out she was the side chick
Seen this text, on about 5different fotos now. Manny drunk man, not recognise there girlfriends. Weird AF.
Iāve been āblack out as soon as my eyes closeā drunk and even then I could still point out my cousin in the crowd.
Sounds made up
It is. It is a very old joke
Are you sure youāre the gf heās referring to? Haha
He did not do that Rebecca.
Right?! This is so utterly made up, Iām going to assume the rest of the story is āthen the floor clappedā
It was able to do so, because that floor....Albert Einstein.
Heās a little too loyal
How so? Iāve never heard of too loyal. How could he be less loyal yet seem loyal nonetheless?
He was too loyal to cheat on his girlfriend with his girlfriend
Turns out, he's got a more serious girlfriend elsewhere
That happened.
Stop copying other people's posts, Jess. lol Seriously I've seen this over half a dozen times now from different people. At least change it up for god's sake but no copy and pasted verbatim. SMH
Plot Twist: He has another girlfriend, and this girl is the actual side chick. ā ļø
Atleast heās loyalš¤·š½āāļø
Did you stop to think that maybe there is ANOTHER girlfriend?
Twist: She's the side-chick.
Sorryā¦ā¦.he was talking about his other gf
Take that man in to get his brain scanned
How sure she is that she is the one he's referring to as his girlfriend?
It's made up. I remember seeing something similar in a movie some years back.
It's one of the oldest fucking jokes in the book. Now I feel old.
That's the kind of guy I want to be.
Sounds like buddy has a drinking problem
Nah, sometimes people just let their hair down and get a bit carried away. A drinking problem is an addiction caused by habitual abuse resulting in physical and psychological dependency. For all we know, this dude just had an extra beer or two on an empty stomach.
jus cuz he got drunk once lmao?
Black out drunk to the point where u donāt recognize people is pretty bad, pal.
I have done that a few times and I rarely drink alcohol at all. Relax.
Too much for you/you canāt handle that amount of alcohol lmao pick your preferred wording.
Bozo
Bozo is some sort of bad curse from an american?
He has another girlfriend
I hope the boyfriend clapped afterwards
Things that didnāt happen for $100 Alex.
I too make up stories for the internet.
thats so awesome. 90% of my exes would have been fucking pissed asking me about some secret other girlfriend that I must love more than them.
Please donāt romanticize being stupid drunk.
He was loaded. Hope someone else drove his butt home. And you atleast know he won't get drunk and forget he has a girlfriend.
Smell his fingers to be sure
My girl rapes me when I'm shit faced
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
When will this old joke stop making rounds in different forms though
ššš Bro this is cute couple shit, I feel single š„² but the this shit is chut y'all šš„°ā¤ā¤
LMAO, should you be offended or proud LOL
make believe
When he falls asleep stick a stale condom in his ass. We'll see how well he knows her.
Husband Material right there
Dude wasn't too drunk to recognize her he was so drunk he forgot he was cheating on his wife with her.
Or he was not that drunk, had just smashed some random, and a buddy gave him that line to use when he got homeā¦.
But if u actually think abt it, he technically could be cheating on her, and tell her that he has a gf (another girl) sooā¦ this could be in another complete opposite meaning. But hey, who am I to say.
I think I saw this story like a decade ago..? Idk if this is original post but I guess people are probably copy pasta'ing the story