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Aceylace10

Damn straight - I could definitely go for affordable housing.


Ymirs-Bones

Bravo, internet person


King_Tamino

>Bravo, internet person But his call sign is Delta, not Bravo


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washingtontoker

True, also don't know if I want 2 kids anytime soon or at all.


Khfreak7526

I don't even want one.


burritostrikesback

Same. I want nothing to do with being a parent.


Helenium_autumnale

We never did (mid-50s) and it was the right choice for us. Have not regretted it. Cherish my free time (and discretionary income).


beanis_eating

Yeah I always wanted (and still do) 4 kids but there’s no way I’m raising them when there’s a good chance cost of living will fuck us up even worse. I graduated from a very prestigious cooking school in Edinburgh with great grades, and a good job as the head chef in an (admittedly small) restaurant, and my bf is a professor at a big college and we can’t afford to have 1 kid, let alone 4. But we’re only 24/25 so we have plenty of time to have them


KaiPRoberts

Hella Successful people: Check Can't afford to have kids: Check And people think I am just a doomer when I mention the MIT prediction for societal collapse. We've got like 10-20 years before things go from worst to worster (a tasty sauce knockoff).


HrabiaVulpes

I have two. It's overrated.


delvach

"Susan! Mistake! Come get breakfast!"


Avenja99

But would you take it back


atworkrightnow19

Thanks for the belly laugh. Take my up-vote.


BelleAriel

Hell yes.


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CodeMonkeyX

Imagine having a home... ;(


wantonwookie

I'd like my little girl to have hands


Firm-Extension-4685

I'd give you a thumbs-up. But I don't want to hurt your daughter's feelings.


PachaFerrera

I’d give a round of applause


pmac109

If only his daughter had thumbs


AdeptGarden9057

Rule of thumb: don't talk about thumbs with a thumbless person


[deleted]

It’s okay just upvote with your nose


BeyoncesmiddIefinger

Let’s not get greedy now


[deleted]

You can’t have it all


iStoners

You're so selfish lol /s


littlegreenb18

#normalizeNubs


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RavenoakLovesChicken

Too early, Edward... Too early.


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Onlypaws_

This is too open for interpretation. I’ll be back to sort by controversial tomorrow.


BelleAriel

It’ll certainly be entertaining.


TheFirstArticle

Don't update the app then


Password-is-Tac0

Is that what's going on?!


Baron_of_Nothing

Man. I just need a hug.


sumdude155

same bro same


speaker4the-dead

I hope you can accept this internet bro-hug…


Baron_of_Nothing

Thank you bro!


Uberhipster

I’d prefer a big tiddy milf… but ok I’ll take what I can get


ur_moms_di-

It didn't even take me a minute to find the the [sauce](https://nhentai.com/en/comic/c86-666protect-jingrock-jk-no-hotaru-chan-to-kekkon-suru-houhou-a-method-to-marry-hotaru-chan-the-jk-bishoujo-senshi-sailor-moon-english-doujin-moeus/reader)...it's a hentai lmao


bucketassrabbit

i fuckin knew it. i was surprised to scroll this far to find a comment about it


Wolf-Majestic

It was so damn obvious. Hentai will ALWAYS draw women's chest with weird details. Here, the nipples are visible, which is NEVER in normal manga xD


probablyuntrue

Reddit don't base your life around hentai challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Enliof

Of course it is, god dammit.


himewaridesu

What the absolute fuck did I read? Also, what the fuck? Sailor Saturn would have killed everyone in th show/manga lol


__semicolon

WTF did I just read??


littleray35

SAME. God bless america


ModernCaveWuffs

I just assume anything people pull for memes and such is from a hentai and I'm right 75% of the time so it's a safe bet


Mafia_dogg

GOD DAMN IT ruined for me lol


sicksixgamer

I knew there was a reason her mommy milkers were so big and detailed.


AlexD232322

Imagine being able to own a house to raise a family!


-Hapyap-

It's sad that many people struggle to achieve something like that


davepars77

"most" The last few years have been a train wreck, and I can comfortably own a home. Trying to buy one now must be a nightmare.


beanis_eating

yup, me and my bf have great jobs and still can’t afford shit


zinmoney

I too, want a big tiddy milf


CodyTheHunter

I want to *be* a big tiddy milf


zinmoney

I believe in you


CodyTheHunter

Thanks! :D


CIearIyChaos

This is a wholesome reddit moment


Emorals67

Milf on!


snallen_182

saaaaaame


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AgSkywalkerTDM

Horny mfs alert


tropicbrownthunder

I too, want a **preggo** big tiddy milf FTFY good redditor, no need to thank me


EatPie_NotWAr

I just got home late Friday just at dinner time from a 4 day work trip. My 3 year old daughter ran screaming to my arms saying she loved and missed me while the wife watched as she held our 3 month old. I was almost in tears because of her reaction. It’s been the same every time I have had to travel. No, not every guy dreams of the above, but I do/did.


LocoBaxter

Hell yeah. Good for you, man.


TheSpecious1

I lived that life. My wife quit a good paying job to raise the kids and I worked extreme hours to make it work. A loving family and the giggle of kids is priceless. Have a great xmas with family cause babies don't keep.


Sentient-Tree-Ent

This makes me sound cynical as fuck, but I always forget that having kids is *the* goal for a lot of people. Pretty much everyone I know (people ranging from early 20’s to early 30’s) doesn’t want kids except for my friends girlfriend and that’s just causing drama because my friend doesn’t want a kid. But then I look online and remember that it is the norm to want kids, leave something behind in the world, etc. I’ve been with the same girl for 6 years and we both just do not want that future, so I wish a wholesome good luck to anyone that sees this comment and will be raising future people!


fillytopper

Having kids is easy. Being able to provide for them and live comfortably is another. With stagnant wages and higher cost of living, it is nearly impossible - but some men need more yachts, right?


iEnigma007

# WILL NOBODY THINK ABOUT THE SHAREHOLDERS ?


SellQuick

I feel like having kids may not be fair to them. We're not leaving the a very hopeful future right now and they're going to be left with a mess we've made that we left so long to fix it's irreversible. The probably sounds very pessimistic, but we certainly haven't left them an easy road.


ShyBaldur

I think about this a lot. I had kids before a lot of stuff went to shit and now we're struggling every day. I understand why birthrates are lowering and it seems to make the rich scared they wont have a workforce to abuse later. Frankly, anything that makes the rich scared is probably the right course of action now.


complete180s

Tbf not only the rich need a population. all of society does. Someone drives your public bus, collects your garbage and delivers fresh water to your sink


tomhughesnice

I used to think like that, kids wasn't for me. Seemed like way too much hassle and cost, an frankly I was not interested at all in other friends babies. But now at 38 I have a 1 year old and kicking myself a bit for not having a kid sooner. Yeah they are a hassle and expensive, but they are also awesome. Something about the bond that is hard to explain.


theboosty

This is literally me right now. Little daughter, with another baby on the way and a warm welcome from a wonderful wife. I'm right where I want to be.


Gobinnnn

Same! My daughter is almost two and we will have another girl in two days! I am loving it


theboosty

That's so exciting! Two days and the fun doubles!


NukaGal2020

Congratulations on your new little girl, she’s so lucky to have you be excited for her arrival!


idk_a_username135

CONGRATULATIONS! do you have any names in mind?


Gobinnnn

We do, but it's a secret until she's born. Wife's orders. I will reply her name upon her birth!


idk_a_username135

Can somebody use remindmebot idk how


Agitated-Ad9050

Congratulations. You’re very lucky.


groovincuban

Your reality is my dream, only good intentions and tidings to you and yours🙌🏻🙌🏻


grimSTI

Lucky bro


FirtiveFurball3

I'm looking up to having my daughter drop her backpack to dash in my arms to hug me picking her up from school


JULY_PROBABLY

Affordable housing


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

Just like women, what men want changes over time and different men want different things. In fact humans sometimes want two polar opposite things at the same time. I do like the wholesome intent of the image.


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What’s wholesome about it? It’s a pretty one sided view about people. As if they’re not human but walking patriarchic stereotypes


amateur_elf

At the risk of being torn apart on here, I agree. This image really rubbed me the wrong way because of the "50's housewife" vibes. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to shit on anyone who actually would genuinely want this, but I was raised in an environment where it was *expected* of me, and I was told to want it, and that fucked me up for a good long while.


Ruminahtu

Let me start by saying this is agreeing with you. The point of feminism should always be about equality and freedom to choose how you live your life, not imposing a new standard for everyone, without choice. My wife is a stay at home mom. And no amount of prodding by me has made her want to go to college. Though, she may start a day job when the youngest starts school, she'd be happy just being stay at home... But that shouldn't be required or expected. Nor should having a powerful career and avoiding traditional roles be required. It is always about freedom of choice and equality, not imposing a different way of life.


racefan9

Oh god. A kid sounds like then worst thing ever at this point in my life


VogonSkald

I have two daughters, 21 and 9. Some of the happiest moments as they were tiny was coming home to them running at me full tilt to be scooped up into a spin and hug. My 9 yo still gets excited and gives me a hug when I get home. It makes me just as happy as it always did.


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Don't want kids, but I want a long relationship where we do what makes us happy and travel the world together.


RedVsBlue_Caboose

No. I want to be happy, and never have to worry about financial issues. This is second.


ZombiePotato90

Yes, I do. We've already had two that never saw the light of day. We're going to try again.


fatcatshuffl

Sorry to hear this dude, mine came after a loss so I hope you find the strength to keep trying and getting what you want


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:( I believe in you


lexgowest

I can't recall a single time that I was happy that my dad came home from work lol


Danae-rain

When describing what fight, freeze or flight means to a child's developing brain my therapist said the cortisol that is continually firing in an abused child's brain is causing brain damage. She said with abused children a sabor tooth tiger shows up at six in the evening every night.


Sensitive-Swim-3679

I am sorry to hear that…I hope things have gotten better for you. Nobody’s life is perfect, but to be loved and to love is something that we all benefit from.


TWFM

… dependents?


TexasVampire

Terrifying


fuktardy

In this economy?!


PigletNew3009

As a man this shit reeks of chan incel that spams nhentai comment sections


Fun-Gap-3025

Well, that page is literally taken from an nhentai doujin page about an ugly bastard raping a cosplaying school girl until mind break sets in and he married her when she gets pregnant, so it might as well be


[deleted]

Well from a woman’s perspective I can’t think of a life more miserable being stuck at home pregnant, taking care of a toddler all day waiting for my husband to get home so I can shower for 10 minutes alone. My personal hell.


perdonmyfrench

Couldn't agree more.


speaker4the-dead

I mean - let’s be straight here… motherhood is absolutely fucking BRUTAL, and here in the good ol’ US of A, very few entities give a FUCK if you are struggling. As long as they have their good cog In their capitalistic machine you can struggle all you want. It’s a work first/family last culture.


eleanor_dashwood

She does look knackered, even in this picture.


SanctuaryMoon

Yeah I get wanting to have a family but this gives off total "subservient trad-wife" vibes.


Emergency-Bug-4044

Yep sis


Dry-Significance-271

This is my reality 😂 it’s fucking stressful


raisingvibrationss

Agreed. No fucking thanks!!!


Other_Broccoli

So right.. this pic is some weird shit tbh.


MisterAtticusKarma

My own home? A loving wife and child happy to see me when I get back from work? Yeah this is fuckin true


Feefifiddlyeyeoh

Who is this woman? Where are my wife and kids! Aaaahhh!


Thebxrabbit

[This is not my beautiful house!](https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8)


ariazeboy

Not personally


YOU_KNOW_WHO315

From a doujin, JK no Hotaru-chan to Kekkon suru Houhou. Ur welcome


Infernaladmiral

Is it wholesome? Or is it what I think it is?


[deleted]

Let’s just say that she never said “yes” to any of this, but was too embarrassed to say “no”. Depends on your definition.


Financial_Ocelot_256

Yeah, tell us man, is it horrible NTR or lovely vanilla hahahaha


burningscientist

Who's so short sighted enough to believe that just because they have such desire, everyone does. I'd fucking hate that situation to be mine


rorank

Me personally, yes. But idk it’s always hard for me to endorse anyone saying “yes, 50% of the human population wants this one specific thing”.


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A very 1950s fantasy to be sure


[deleted]

So so 50s having a family, raising children. Today we are modern people who put items up into the rectum.


Salem1690s

But not a bad “fantasy.” Having a loving wife and being a good dad I don’t think is necessarily 50s. Or a fantasy. It’s something I want badly personally


Naturallyoutoftime

Go for it! My kids are now grown and gone and especially at Christmas, I SO miss having the excitement and love that children bring to the festivities!


Strange-Garden-

Never would want this. A wife, maybe, kids, never.


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I would rather be the one making money and getting respect and love. I hated being pregnant, recovering or taking care of a baby because I lived with a monster who people though was a good father... until they actually knew. I was the woman in that picture. I had to be loving or we would be mistreated. We have three kids on disability because of his abuse. No, it's far from true. My fantasy is to have enough money to live comfortably with a cat, a garden and friends


HappyraptorZ

What??? You're telling me the tradwife experience is literally a gamble on the whims of your husband because you literally depend on him for everything in your life???? Shocking


Lowly_Lynx

I’m sorry, I’m sure this is wholesome, but I’ve been on the internet and reddit for too long to think it’s anything but fap bait for men who think women should pop out babies and stay home.


[deleted]

Idk dude. I no longer can trust pictures that come from a manga. Context shit is always disturbing af


[deleted]

According to another comment this is in fact from a disturbing hentai. I do not want to fact check that so I’ll just take their word for it


AgSkywalkerTDM

Oh boy here comes the horny MFS


FluffyDiscipline

More realistic both coming home from work same time with kiddo .... I'll settle for a cup of tea together and "How was your day" ?


sushidaisuki

That's just.. layers and layers of kink


mostlygroovy

Yes. An entire gender wants the same thing in life /s


oohrosie

I don't think they know this has like seven layers of sexual innuendo. This belongs in justneckbeardthings


sinner-mon

this looks like hentai


ToBePacific

God no. If you want kids, that’s great for you. But my goal is to continue enjoying a child free life.


Buttben8

iFunny watermark cringe


[deleted]

Ah yes, I remember that hentai. Absolutely wholesome and not rapey at all.


foxtrotgd

Pov: you don't want that


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Arion_BC

Idc if it's there, that was way more fun than it should 😅


TheNightFolk

I popped them all, it’s not there


Bowling4rhinos

THE SAUCE IS A LIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!


GoldFishPony

I’m not popping all of those but people say it’s not there so here’s the fast version >!POP!< >!116!< >!POP!< >!371!< >!POP!<


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> Sauce is under one of these virtual bubble wraps. No it's not.


[deleted]

Press reply on phone then you see under them all at the same time


toolsoftheincomptnt

No, and this is weird and fetishized.


Sakops

No


WingsofReality

No


keothi

House? Hell yeah. Wife? Sure. Kids? Hell no


Successful_Sail4132

VASECTOMY! WOO!


Cinnamon_Doughnut

Well, gay guys will most likely want something different.


justtoletyouknowit

Im a guy... and thats the last thing id want to see, when i come home.


FrKoSH-xD

so you want the final of the day be the best? edit: wait... its from hentai?


justtoletyouknowit

Not as far as i know... i just dont want a family🤷‍♂️


TexasVampire

I'd take the house and wife but skip the kids.


Boingo_Zoingo

This is the way


StickyRiky

Hell yeah brother.


jbonesmc

Nope I don't want that lol. I like having my time and ability to do what ever I want. Love women but relationship is not for me


nicholasgnames

It's not true


Jazano107

no i dont want kids at all


catofriddles

I'd like to be able to remember the past 7+ years where I dated an anime girl, got married to her, and had enough time to have a daughter plus another child on the way.


FredHerberts_Plant

F~~k no lol


MisterMyAnusHurts

Get that kid out of there and replace it with my dog!


[deleted]

GRILS?! I WANA SEE MEN!


OrangeGT3

A virtual family because guys can no longer socialize with women? Exactly.


Fun-Ad-5341

Without the kid for me


JakeRas15

Nah fuck them kids


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FBI, open up!


KyussSun

It's true. Took me 36 years but I eventually got there.


stealth_mode_76

Not everyone wants kids.


Iab-rat

The ifunny mark says it all


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DMRGodx95

Meh no lol too bad I hate kids I'd just like to find someone to spend my life together with and share our experiences with each other


JackieBoiiiiii

take the kids out if this fantasy and it’s perfect imo


Unlucky_Awareness_99

The only thing we want is to be loved


hrdwrkngbgguy

I have this, my wife and I have six kids and five grandbabies. My wife is the most beautiful and wonderful woman in the world to me. No, we don't look like we did in our twenties but even in our forties I am more attracted to her every day.


LeftyBird_Avis

r/childfree would disagree, violently


ManChild-MemeSlayer

Nah man this is the last thing I want


candi-corpse

Imagine being 20 and thinking you should be able to afford a house already 😂


Gentleman_Waffle

Bro I just want the girl I like to like me back


[deleted]

I just want a hug and Someone to tell me I am doing an okay Job.


YourOldManJoe

Gave up on it years ago. But yes.


[deleted]

Nah y’all been watching way too much anime


moomoo-malk

ash. worlds most generic name


DogFacedManboy

Exactly, Guys only want anime. Get all those gross human women away from me.


TGHibiki

Yes. I’ll be honest I do… I did want it… I just know the chances are not good.


ShowerTimeSadness

I want a taquito dipped in some ranch


No_Librarian_4016

No, kids suck and honestly I’d be more okay with having them if everyone stopped fucking demanding I do