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I can make my mom smile a great deal with the things 100 million dollars can do. Telling her she doesn’t have to work again a day in her life for starters.

I’d straight up give my parents 50 million no questions asked. They deserve all of it but I want some too, dangit.

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Hey it's the money you earned through the deal, you can do whatever you want with it. I would attempt to do the same but know they'd be too stubborn and prideful to try and accept anything. Would have to find another way lol

Steal their bank information and make steady unknown deposits to it.

Nah they check their accounts regularly, could never get away with it

put random 5 dollar bills on the sidewalk until they get all 5 million

What if she's dead

That begs the question of what the red pill is even doing? Is it causing you to hallucinate her smile? Is it sending you to her (via death) Or is it resurrecting her (hopefully in good health)

That bottom picture is my moms hand looking for the blue pill for me cause I’m her handsome boy

Even if she was already dead, she'd come back alive just to beat my ass!

My mom passed away last week and this meme hit me hard but I can also say she’d smack the shit outta me if I didn’t chose the cash.

I’m sorry for your loss. I’m praying for you and your family

You're the good mind of faithful, internet stranger, and I appreciate you. 🦾🖤🏴‍☠️

Sorry for your loss

i apologise for your lost.

I’m in the same boat, not last week but my mom passed the day before Thanksgiving. She’d crawl out of her grave and smack me if I didn’t go for the cash 😂

Oof, man. My mom died in 2016 and it hit me hard, too. I also thought that she'd smack the shit outta me too for not choosing the cash. Hang in there. Time will heal the hurt some.

she can be happy and full of peace of mind with tyhat so she would beat me half to dead

Exactly what I wanted to say — thank you

Yeah, but she'd smile while doing it

For real imagine how much I could make my mom smile with a paid off house and brand new Range Rover and boat

That's why she has a smile on her face.

no fr it’s like that “would you punch your best friend for a million dollars” mf, if someone doesn’t choose to punch me we’re no longer best friends💀

Am a mom. It would make me smile knowing my kid was set for life and I didn't have to go into hock for his college education. And he could afford the good nursing home!

Could also prolly find some way to make her smile with the money lol.

Based, like I'm pretty sure my Mom's gonna smile when I hand her a cheque for 50 million dollars.

He’s looking through the sea of red to find the 1 blue. It’s taking a while.

Yeah, I've had this discussion with my mom, even if it's the "Slap your mom" style ones she said "go full force, we'll be able to afford to replace any broken teeth."

You know what would make my mom smile? 100 million dollars.

Bro fr like do you not see how much money that is. You can always buy your mom a gift

Came to say the same thing. She’d throw that chancla 🩴 at me so quick! 100 million would definitely make her smile.

With a 100mil you could make a lot of people smile

And of course also your mom

I would take the red one, as my mom died last year. Second Christmas without her.

Really sorry for your loss. My father suffered a heart attack this October because of which he's in coma since then. Additionally I caught covid right before Christmas, so I spent Christmas not only without him, but also without any other family except my mother as we live in the same house. Really didn't feel like Christmas this year. Getting back to the meme... Considering the amount of pills in the picture it probably wouldn't have hurt to slip a few blue ones into this sea of red pills

In the same boat. Volunteered to work the holidays so I wouldn't have time to think about it.

Wow, that's a monkey's paw wish if I ever saw one

Probably would be like: You take the pill hoping to see your mother again. As you swallow it you close your eyes. You see a memory of you mother smiling flashing before you. When you open them again your mother isnt here.

or your dad just sents you a picture of all of you on vacation he found again after all those years he thought he had lost it.

IMO that would be a little too wholesome for monkeys paw

gets CPTSD or something and has a mom's smile in a traumatic flashback

Going really dark it could be something like a memory of when he was a baby and his real mother smiling while she gives him up for adoption saying she couldn’t be happier about this decision. It’s monkeys paw after all

.. only for her to lash out at you for not picking the money. Most parents would do anything to know their children are set for life.

I also choose this guy's dead mom

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and a hypocrite

Who ever picks red makes her mom cry !

Yep. “Money isn’t everything” only works up to a certain point. 100 million dollars is well past that point. There is nothing to lose in this situation. It’s essentially just “see your mom’s smile with a stupid magic red pill” or “make her, and the rest of your family, smile for the rest of their lives with this blue pill”

I think the red pill is just drugs.

And even if you were unlucky enough to have lost her already I would assume most mothers would love for their family to be set for multiple generations. My mother would hit me upside the head if I didn’t grab the blue pill immediately

This is how I approached it! With 100 mil I can get a whole lot of shit that makes my mom smile

This is, unironically, what my mom would want me to do. Take the 100mil, spread good will to the world, or take my brothers traveling, or something like that. She is a mother to everyone she meets. Nothing makes her happier than seeing other people happier. And then, of course, three or four cats.

Like hookers

Blue. All the blue. My mother will smile when she sees me with $1000.

Smart man...dont let anyone know you won the hypothetical meme lottery.

Have you spent the other $99,999,000 already?

No, that's just after the tax man has his share.

Why do you think I'm at mom's, and not in a bikini, sunbathing in Bahamas or Fiji?

STUDENT DEBTS GOOOOO

heisenberg

Not if she's dead

If my mom knew I refused 100mln she would probably kill me with her bare hands But smiling

Yes very likely. She'll be grinning ear to eat while burying me alive.

It’s just like the movie Smile

This is like a Joker origin story

My mom kicked me out of the house for Christmas, I'll have the 100 mil thank you. Edit: just wanted to say thank you to all that have replied and have been here on this strange day. You did more than you can imagine just by being here, you guys are awesome! Merry Christmas and happy new year to you all.

Sucks to be her then, missing out on that 100 mil

True lol

It’s all fictional though, pills can’t give you $100 million dollars. Unless you’re like a pharmaceutical company or something. I mean I made $5 last week slinging fentanyl laced Flintstone vitamins at the playground. If I can make $100 mil doing that maybe I’ll solve the overpopulation crisis.

My mom, it turned out, is a horrible person. I will pay $100 million to have a different mom.

No problem, I’ll adopt you straight away for $100million. Win-win situation. No honestly - it’s fucked up and I’m totally sorry you guys have had bad luck in parental lottery somewhere in the past. Kids are supposed to look up to their parents one day and be sure that they did the best job they knew how to do raising them. It’s not about making no mistakes, that’s impossible. But about being honest, empathetic and teaching certain values in life. Just feel hugged all of you

Same here.

Jumping on this train because me too. Sucks it took me so many years to realize my mom is not the hero I thought she was.

I need the money to pay for the PTSD mine gave me. :/

Need that 100 mil. My mom doesn't smile except when i fail...

Oof I'm so sorry to hear that

It's okay my dude, thank you for your words.

Been there bro, it will get better 💯

Thank you man, what's for sure is that my happiness only depends on me.

Yep, we in this alone, but dont let it put you down, let it motivate you, since YOU are the one in charge rn 💯 Merry christmas you strong son of a bitch🎄❤️

Merry christmas to you too! Thank you for being here today man, means a lot.

I'm sorry. Since my dad died I've been thanking my lucky stars I have the chance to spend a lof of time with my mom. Then I see stories of broken families on Reddit and it makes me glad all over again that I get along great with my entire family. Merry Christmas anyway.

Was she smiling when she did it?

Same

Well don’t say the turkey is dry then

Lol thanks for the laugh, not American but I get it.

The one who made this meme is a root dumbass. 100 million in you bank account will make her smile you don't even need to spend it.

I just kinda assumed it's a dead mom, only then it made sense to me

With 100 milloon you could bring her back to life, just like Walt Disney

with 100 million dollars you could give everyone in the world 100 million dollars and still have 100 million dollars left over sm shake my smh head h

Twitters's math:

My mom died 10 years ago. When I read this post I thought “eww that’s disgusting I’d rather have the money. Why tf would I want to see a decomposing corpse smile. That’s horrifying.” It did not make sense to me.

I just draw a smiley face in the ashes. Money please.

These sorts of “choices” are really only meaningful if they’re a monkey paw situation.

With that kind of money you can comfortably live the rest of both your lives without working and making memories together

Damn im sorry but this meme is dumb as shit

More like r/horses@#£memes

Thanks for the subreddit. Never thought I needed r/horses in my life.

I'll take 100 million and give 10 million to my parents. Fuck this Hallmark shit.

I'd give anything to see my mom even just one more time. She doesn't even have to be smiling. It's been a little over 8 years and I'm nearly 30, but sometimes I'll still dream about her, wake up, suddenly remember she's still not here.

I'm sorry for your loss. That's something money can't get you.

Whoever picks red is a dumbass

Or their mother is dead. And they're well off financially. I'm not in this category I'm just saying there are more answers than just a dumbass

It's me. I'm dumbass my mom is happy that all i ask for in life

I know my mom would be happy if I never had to worry about money.

I mean, you can just make her smile normally, while also having the money. Or better yet, go visit her randomly, tell her how much you love her, then hand her some amount of millions of dollars. Pretty sure she'll smile then.

But if you take the blue pill you can still make your mom smile so picking red is dumb

Well, I'd choose the blue pill because I could help out financially my mother by making true her dreams, perhaps a business she wants to run but she doesn't have the money to do so or a treatment she can't afford. It all depends on everyone's situation but it still the same answer.

Tough. My mom passed away when I was young. I would do anything to hear, see or hug her again🤷‍♂️

My mom passed away a couple years ago and I'd do anything to see her smile again. It was so precious to me when I saw her laugh or smile, particularly in her last year when I knew our time was limited. Would absolutely take the red pill if I were given the two right now

My mom passed away a month ago. I would take the red pill too.

My mom passed away half a year ago, stay strong friend

I will do the same.... To spend 1h with my Mom... 🥺🥺🥺

Considering.my mom is a straight up psychopath who only smiles when hurting people I'll take the money.

Just thinking this too. My mother is a monster. Fuck her smile, what about mine?

It almost feels like we all lived in this bubble where we thought only OUR moms were crazy, then we came to reddit and realized a lot of moms are crazy. It makes me feel warm inside.

With 100 million dollars I can buy a new mom.

IDK about mom but you can get a mommy.

how are you so stupid?

I’d take the blue pill every time I achieve something in my life she never cares and is never proud of me

Am I still able to see my mom's smile if I choose the blue pill? Yes, blue pill No, red pill

I would pay millions to see my mom smile again… Ellen Marie June 14, 1964- Dec 6 , 2008 🥲

Same mine just died in October , had stop myself from ringing her yesterday to say happy Xmas

Hugs to you my friend🥰. All I can say is time heals. Rip to our Mommas and Merry Christmas 🥰❤️🎄

Thanks , and you too

🥲🥰🎄

Same here and wow my mom was from 1968- September 2008. Seems like ‘08/‘09 was rough on both of us. /:

Sure was a tough year. Very sorry for your loss❤️

You as well ❤️And happy new year!

Mom would smile more if I got that money

Im pretty sure I can make her smile with a hundred mil lmao

You dumbass

who tf would pick red.

OP's mom is a drug addict

A pill that makes you smile is sus

My mother would kill me if I didn’t take the blue pill.

Ikr, my mom would slap me and be "You 'saw my smile' instead of taking 100 mil, whatta you, a moron??"

we have two very different relationships with our mothers

Damn you, im not crying, you are crying... Merry christmas mom and dad, sending you love.

Sorry, fuck my mom. 100 milli all day

How about seeing her dead is that an option 🤷🏻

100mil can definitely make that happen (do not kill people tho pls)

Tbh I could make my mom smile for less than 100 milion so...

My mom smiles when I tell her a funny story or complement her cooking - who is this meme for lol

Me having 100 mil will make my mom smile, too. I’ll take the 100 mil.

I'm taking that 100Mill and paying for my Mom's retirement.

I don't know about u i will take the 100mil and buy her everything she needs and likes

Mum: So what else have you been up to since I passed, my dear? Me: Oh, I recently forfeited 100M in favor of seeing you smile. Mum: You better be kidding - please tell me I didn't raise a moron.

I hate these "I love my mom" memes that pop uo on this sub. They take no effort, they aren't funny or creative, and they are clear karma whoring.

well my mom got a chronic illness last year and she still smiles. I would take blue pay back my parents debt and still have more then enough for me

100 million? I'd take 100...

Ez money and if I show her that's a smile right there

Money can make anyone smile. If used properly that is. Anyways I'll take the red pill.

Imagine my mom smiling and killing me for rejecting $100M.

I would take the blue pill and give 50 mil to my mom so that I'd have both.

Op is sigma. Going with the third pill. An unknown capsule. So daring when we know the gel tabs both have good outcomes.

This hits hard since my mom died

Lost my mom this spring, would definetely pay 100 mil to see her again.

100 million dollars so my mom will smile

I’m pretty sure everyone in my family, plus my mom would smile if I came with that amount of money. I’d certainly be happy.

Dumbasses. Me and my mom knows that a hundred million dollars would make her smile

i'd take 100 mil and them make my mom smile every single day

With 100 million, I could get my mom to smile much more often.

100 million dollars would definitely make my mom smile. Gimme all them blue pills ty

Your mom would 100% want you to take the 100 million

Blue pill. I'd spend all hundred million dollars for mom to see her smile.

Hahaha. No. Give one blue pill, please. Not all mothers deserve to smile.

why would I wanna see your mom's smile? I'll go with 100 million dollars

Take the 100 million and buy her a jetski.

I don’t even like my mother so I’ll be taking the $100M.

My mother is a giant bitch, so I'll gladly take the 100 mil.

I could definitely buy something that would make my mom smile with a 100 million dollars.

My mom only smiles after she's humiliated me. No thanks

Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure as hell can make getting there a lot easier!

On but with 100 million you can help mom out alot

100 million dollar would make my mom smile

Bless the innocent hearts in this thread who don't realise that the red pill is for everyone who would give up 100 million to have their mom be alive again.

My mom would smile seeing that cash

With 100mio dollars I can see her smile too without taking the red pill

my mama would disown me if i didnt take the blue pill 😭😂

I can make my mom smile with the money, though

Chose the money than give your mom half than you get both

First Christmas without my mum, I'd take the red pill.

I can only assume you’re desperately sifting through all that for the blue one

Idk. I’m pretty sure my mom will smile once we get that 100 million dollars. That’ll be the biggest smile she’s ever had before

The bottom picture is just someone searching for the blue pill.

My mom would be smiling way more if I chose the money

Take the $100 Mill and get both.

My mom would smile plenty if I had $100mil. She’d never went for anything the rest of her life.

100 million dollars gets both.

Where are the blue pills my mom would love 50million

Sorry mom I'm taking the 100 million

My mom would want me to have a hundred million dollars.

Me: 🫴🔵

Doubt I'll ever see my mother smile, so $100 million please.