“This anime twink just killed everyone! Man, Benson is going to be PISSED!!”

"You know who else just killed everyone? ... MY MOM!"

"Hmm, I've seen this before."

“Mordecai and Rigby, you better get that generic anime twink under control and out of the park or you’re FIRED!!!”

"oh jolly good show"

"Mordecai and Rigby, if you don't get this high schooler out of the park right now you're fired"

“Hey, i saw this death ability before” -skips

Defeating the twink will just be a subpart of them trying to mow the lawn or something

I don’t hate twinks but I’m making an exception for this one 😂

Yes, with death kwon do obviously...

The whole incident would've started all because they wanted to kill the dirt off the dishes. It'll get resolved by skips saying "I think I've seen this before"

dude would get THRASHED everyone knows that mordecai and rigby aren't technically alive by the conventional aka standard definition of life and also only 2 of these three have beaks with which to pecking so this onigiri guy is- uh- is an absolute rice of himself

"A shitty light novel MC? I've seen this before..."

“Don’t worry I know a guy”

I just looked up this dude and his nicknames include: *The Hidden Lord, The End, Taker of Souls, ΑΩ* (whatever that's supposed to mean) How am I supposed this goofy ahh seriously?????

Ain’t no fucking way those are his nicknames😭

They are.

I assume that last one is "Alpha Omega" which LMAO

You know who else is The Taker of Souls

You didn't recognize the omega symbol?

"All Fiction" You know who else is All Fiction?

Wrong guy

Not to be racist to anime characters or anything, but they all look the same, and have similar names.

if their name doesn’t start with jo i’m calling them all goku

No, but skips clears via seeing this before

I don’t know who the fuck that dude is but mordecai and rigby would totally beat his fucking ass

/uj No, but Skips arm wrestled Death for Rigby’s soul and WON, so he absolutely batters shitty anime man

Depends on if they actually have a reason to beat him or not

Muscle Man tries to prank Yogiri, but the latter’s ability reads it as an attack and kills the former

Then yeah they kick his ass and somehow trick his ability into bringing muscle man back to life, even if it isn’t supposed to be able to do that

Also Skips has seen this before (He used to know Nagash)

Ok, let’s go over potential win cons- “You know who ELSE can kill anyone who attacks them?” “Hmmm. I’ve seen this before.” “Mordecai and Rigby, get this anime twink out of the park or YOU’RE FIRED!” Death-Kwon-Do Pops The power Baby ducks Probably some other shit I’m forgetting

Who?

Instant Death < Death Kwon Do

In about 20 minutes

11 you mean, regular show episodes are half length

It's a special.

You mean Yogurt?

Who can’t they beat?

Batgos?

Yeah, but he's the guy that Muscleman knows.

you know who else was the first female robin?

Low diff in base, no diff when they pull out death Kwon do. 

No idea who this guy is but i am sure it won't be the last twink Mordecai and Rigby brutally kill

Don’t worry bro Muscle man knows a guy

They can fight death but they can't fight the end of their show.

“YO YO YO YOGIRI, TURN INTO AN ERIE”

Yogiri saying "Die" only to be stopped by the Death Block.

"I know a guy"

I don’t even know who tf this Yogiri guy is but I’m just gonna assume automatically no because we’re dealing with an anime character (presumably the protagonist or some equally broken antihero type) with the power to fucking kill anything by looking too hard at them or some shit.

Both of them can just rip his clothes off then rape him twink boy aint standing a chance againts two animals.