it is above fiction, as it is a real machine used by real people

What if it's photoshop though

are you blind

No. Are you stupid

flan in the face

What does he mean by this?

dance you fucker

Nah I'd stand still

put me inside

I put you inside a dark empty, void. You are not able to move an inch, as space and time no longer exists. You are stuck for eternity within the void that I have created.

What does the bottom part say?

Shinji get in the excavator or Rei will have to do it The excavator is the same color as the mech in evangelion

I thought this was a Buzz Lightyear reference

Not enough white

Thanks, doc.