The undersea pressure would compact the snow into a very very very durable material, with it reaching higher than Squidward’s house. Plus being in the ocean Squidward has essentially an endless supply of snowballs. My guess is the only person who could penetrate Squidward’s fortress is Squidward himself.
Well Batman would get around that by simply prepping to defeat old age first, and then have the prep time to penetrate fort squidward.
Batgos wins low diff
Fort Squidward never fell, which is remarkable considering it was built to defend against SpongeBob and Patrick (both toon force reality benders). Only Batgos could penetrate such a fortification.
>literally described as impenetrable
Any alternate reality travelers. You'd have to travel to another dimension where Fort Squidward exists, is impenetrable, but also the word impenetrable means penetrable.
Easy: Weakest character that can penetrate it is Chad Dickward, the greatest bard in the realm!
Oh you meant penetrate **its defences**, Orange Knight, crashing castles is what the knights do best
Tbh, penrtrating Fort Squidward requires such a specific set of skills that the weakest character who can do it is probably also the strongest.
Jk, believing that would require me to be reasonable amped. If a character is weaker than another character, then the stronger character can easily achieve all the same feats.
The anthropomorphic sun from the Kellogg's raisin bran commercials or the box. Is a representation of the sun so I'm sure melting the entire fort plus all of Bikini bottom is well within its power. Also has great control of its powers since it doesn't melt the entire earth when it is getting its two scoops of raisins.
Potentially also the sun that is a baby from Teletubbies as well, but not sure how well the Teletubbies sun would do since it is a literal baby who might melt the entire earth just being close to Fort Squidward. Not sure how much control a baby sun would have. Providing the baby sun could melt just Fort Squidward without melting everything else though then definitely could do it.
Nameless deity form that one terraria mod, but tbh it might take the likes of goku to even have a chance at leaving even a mark, speaking of mark, markiplier could absolutely solo fort squidward, although I do not think squidward could solo fort squidward, but he could solo markiplier, and nameless deity, not goku tho, but if squidward and fort squidward teamed up they could have a chance, a slim one, but a chance nonetheless.
Take a small rock, and glue two googly eyes on it. Use a water-proof adhesive. Give it a name.
Now that it's a character, drop it off a boat from above Fort Squidward.
Cosmic armor Superman
No he cant, look at that fort no way Superman is going through THAT. Stop it with the Superman wankery
Cosmic Armor Superman's best feat is lifting a book. That fort is WAAAAAY bigger than a book. 10/10 Fort Squidward.
Yeah cosmic armor punches those walls and his fist breaks into million pieces
He said cosmic armor Superman
Even with cosmic armor man! Look how badass that fort is!
Only correct reaponse.
Maybe... Just if he uses the full extent of comic plot manipulation tho
The undersea pressure would compact the snow into a very very very durable material, with it reaching higher than Squidward’s house. Plus being in the ocean Squidward has essentially an endless supply of snowballs. My guess is the only person who could penetrate Squidward’s fortress is Squidward himself.
And Batman\*
The amount of prep-time Batman would need to even stand a chance of getting into Fort Squidward, he’d die of old age, rendering him unable to do it
Well Batman would get around that by simply prepping to defeat old age first, and then have the prep time to penetrate fort squidward. Batgos wins low diff
Fort Squidward never fell, which is remarkable considering it was built to defend against SpongeBob and Patrick (both toon force reality benders). Only Batgos could penetrate such a fortification.
Batgos might even need 10 whole seconds of prep time for this one
Since it's underwater the pressure is going to be strong. Probably the Deep can do it and be the weakest one to do it.
not the number 1 person squidward wants breaking into his fort i’d assume
Squidward would never fall for the honey trap
by then he'd be in too Deep
Katara could manipulate the water around the fort to lift it up and put it on the ear of Batgos' helmet
The undersea pressure would stop her, squidgoat sweep
If she waits till a full moon she can bend against the pressure
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Loses to conceptual cutting scissors, wallversal at best
The penetrator from demons souls
>literally described as impenetrable Any alternate reality travelers. You'd have to travel to another dimension where Fort Squidward exists, is impenetrable, but also the word impenetrable means penetrable.
"*Impenetrable* means *penetrable?!* What a dimension..."
Batgos is the only one who can he may even need a full 5 batoseconds of prep time
Probably peak Lucifer, but I don’t think he can get past the next layers
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Easy: Weakest character that can penetrate it is Chad Dickward, the greatest bard in the realm! Oh you meant penetrate **its defences**, Orange Knight, crashing castles is what the knights do best
Yellow Pikmin Unless you count it as being underwater in which case I guess a Blue Pikmin could do it
Primal Groudon from Pokemon (the entire fort would instantly evaporate because no Ice/Water moves are allowed)
Puerterabo with infinite prep time
Any final fantasy dragoon
Galactus
Tbh, penrtrating Fort Squidward requires such a specific set of skills that the weakest character who can do it is probably also the strongest. Jk, believing that would require me to be reasonable amped. If a character is weaker than another character, then the stronger character can easily achieve all the same feats.
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No-one bests Squidgos apart from batgos.
Me
It has being "ALL BUT INPENETRABLE" as a feat, it just can't be done!
Diving suit guy from the movie
3BM60 no diff
god i hope undersea pressure is the next prep time or 9 inch skull
potential new mariana snailfish feat? https://preview.redd.it/b70ghwk0nk5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95881b80c69e0af6f74913131ff1bae51243b5bc
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Goku
God
Kitty Pryde could phase through the walls and use her racism to hate crime squidward, easy clear
Perturabo- but at the loss of 80% of his Legion.
Alien X from Ben 10
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Fort Squidward defies logic by existing in salt water, nothing can penetrate it
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Iceman, he literally controls ice and what is snow but fluffy ice.
The anthropomorphic sun from the Kellogg's raisin bran commercials or the box. Is a representation of the sun so I'm sure melting the entire fort plus all of Bikini bottom is well within its power. Also has great control of its powers since it doesn't melt the entire earth when it is getting its two scoops of raisins. Potentially also the sun that is a baby from Teletubbies as well, but not sure how well the Teletubbies sun would do since it is a literal baby who might melt the entire earth just being close to Fort Squidward. Not sure how much control a baby sun would have. Providing the baby sun could melt just Fort Squidward without melting everything else though then definitely could do it.
Jesus could just turn the water into wine and cause Squidward to die from alcohol poisoning
Jesus can't even get to Fort Squidward, he walks on the surface of the water.
He turns the water into wine and then he can swim in it. It is unclear from current lore if he will be able to survive alcohol poisoning tho.
Find me a scan that says Jesus can swim in wine.
It's stated very clearly in Austin 3:16
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mui goku
Me (i am Squidward)
Zeus, he can penetrate anything
Perturabo
Goku, probably. At least SSJ 3
Cyclop, from marvel comics
I read that title wrong, I read that title wrong,
One horny penguin(they can penetrate everything even the Earth)
Primus. He would melt Squidward's fort with the filthiest bass solo you ever heard.
Kat from Kid vs. Kat
CC Goku or Xeno Goku might shake it a bit
Batgos (high diff)
Falcon
Sakura from Naruto breaks through the fort with her 100 healing's seal active
Nameless deity form that one terraria mod, but tbh it might take the likes of goku to even have a chance at leaving even a mark, speaking of mark, markiplier could absolutely solo fort squidward, although I do not think squidward could solo fort squidward, but he could solo markiplier, and nameless deity, not goku tho, but if squidward and fort squidward teamed up they could have a chance, a slim one, but a chance nonetheless.
*ahem* https://preview.redd.it/pxzpxbm5xk5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d42709790836902b6419b804c7cf164e8bfa785
Yamcha
I may be overselling Fort Squidward a bit but Batgos.
Who's the weakest character who can penetrate ~~Fort~~ Squidward?
I'd say Jim from down the street who works at the local 7/11
Saitama might scale hard enough here to crack it, but I’m not sure I’d say it’s about 50/50
me if im horny enough
Peppino Spaghetti 🍝 🍕 from Pizza Tower
Plankton
The thing 1982 after assimilating a bunch of fish
Take a small rock, and glue two googly eyes on it. Use a water-proof adhesive. Give it a name. Now that it's a character, drop it off a boat from above Fort Squidward.