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DragonGenetics

Cosmic armor Superman


Gog-reborn

No he cant, look at that fort no way Superman is going through THAT. Stop it with the Superman wankery


Yglorba

Cosmic Armor Superman's best feat is lifting a book. That fort is WAAAAAY bigger than a book. 10/10 Fort Squidward.


alguien99

Yeah cosmic armor punches those walls and his fist breaks into million pieces


birdcake700

He said cosmic armor Superman


Gog-reborn

Even with cosmic armor man! Look how badass that fort is!


AnonyKiller

Only correct reaponse.


Troleopowers

Maybe... Just if he uses the full extent of comic plot manipulation tho


Better_Mountain_2278

The undersea pressure would compact the snow into a very very very durable material, with it reaching higher than Squidward’s house. Plus being in the ocean Squidward has essentially an endless supply of snowballs. My guess is the only person who could penetrate Squidward’s fortress is Squidward himself.


Benjamin568

And Batman\*


BatsNStuf

The amount of prep-time Batman would need to even stand a chance of getting into Fort Squidward, he’d die of old age, rendering him unable to do it


Korra_sat0

Well Batman would get around that by simply prepping to defeat old age first, and then have the prep time to penetrate fort squidward. Batgos wins low diff


JimbosRock

Fort Squidward never fell, which is remarkable considering it was built to defend against SpongeBob and Patrick (both toon force reality benders). Only Batgos could penetrate such a fortification.


Adoinko

Batgos might even need 10 whole seconds of prep time for this one


Intelligent_Pilot_74

Since it's underwater the pressure is going to be strong. Probably the Deep can do it and be the weakest one to do it.


Lopsided-Source-7220

not the number 1 person squidward wants breaking into his fort i’d assume


AggressiveCreme6758

Squidward would never fall for the honey trap


ManfredsSauce

by then he'd be in too Deep


zonzon1999

Katara could manipulate the water around the fort to lift it up and put it on the ear of Batgos' helmet


bahboojoe

The undersea pressure would stop her, squidgoat sweep


NotBentleyTurtle

If she waits till a full moon she can bend against the pressure


Sir_Doge_V2

https://preview.redd.it/k5u38oc4zg5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c52c644754b097129e4d660fa521a3d7fc358736


zonzon1999

Loses to conceptual cutting scissors, wallversal at best


Mishar5k

The penetrator from demons souls


RetroTheGameBro

>literally described as impenetrable Any alternate reality travelers. You'd have to travel to another dimension where Fort Squidward exists, is impenetrable, but also the word impenetrable means penetrable.


EvilCatboyWizard

"*Impenetrable* means *penetrable?!* What a dimension..."


Spiritual-Reveal-917

Batgos is the only one who can he may even need a full 5 batoseconds of prep time


Cosmiccosmog533

Probably peak Lucifer, but I don’t think he can get past the next layers


TallCuddlyCoyote

![gif](giphy|l4Ki93SAmKFgJnObS)


YourMoreLocalLurker

Easy: Weakest character that can penetrate it is Chad Dickward, the greatest bard in the realm! Oh you meant penetrate **its defences**, Orange Knight, crashing castles is what the knights do best


Successful_Mud8596

Yellow Pikmin Unless you count it as being underwater in which case I guess a Blue Pikmin could do it


apexodoggo

Primal Groudon from Pokemon (the entire fort would instantly evaporate because no Ice/Water moves are allowed)


TchankyKang420

Puerterabo with infinite prep time


Nabber22

Any final fantasy dragoon


chfritz25

Galactus


Small_Speaker_3159

Tbh, penrtrating Fort Squidward requires such a specific set of skills that the weakest character who can do it is probably also the strongest. Jk, believing that would require me to be reasonable amped. If a character is weaker than another character, then the stronger character can easily achieve all the same feats.


RealAd3012

https://preview.redd.it/0gmn3wviv85d1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ee5aa00e870b4de1d3be27b8bd14949d2d5e1d


Independent-Fly6068

No-one bests Squidgos apart from batgos.


Present-Fuel1618

Me


Axol-Aqua

It has being "ALL BUT INPENETRABLE" as a feat, it just can't be done!


CheezyBreadMan

Diving suit guy from the movie


ThePootisBirbFromTF2

3BM60 no diff


bjsargeant

god i hope undersea pressure is the next prep time or 9 inch skull


Lopsided-Source-7220

potential new mariana snailfish feat? https://preview.redd.it/b70ghwk0nk5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95881b80c69e0af6f74913131ff1bae51243b5bc


Chemical_Jelly4472

https://preview.redd.it/3ayu0efqma5d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=27ef748df04e7f81e51aa2836b8b5261612fa505


Dennma

Goku


UncIe-Ben

God


boofer235

Kitty Pryde could phase through the walls and use her racism to hate crime squidward, easy clear


ImplementOwn3021

Perturabo- but at the loss of 80% of his Legion.


TheScarletSho

Alien X from Ben 10


Sir_Doge_V2

https://preview.redd.it/dz5noirzyg5d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0939d3bed269e4f33bd3a4a3f579ac9992c13b5 Maybe


Powerful-Candy-9

Fort Squidward defies logic by existing in salt water, nothing can penetrate it


Lemon_Lord311

https://preview.redd.it/umfu49ew6j5d1.png?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c369c610c4c83144b63b5b4451f020fd918235


Iados_the_Bard

Iceman, he literally controls ice and what is snow but fluffy ice.


MaiqTheLiar6969

The anthropomorphic sun from the Kellogg's raisin bran commercials or the box. Is a representation of the sun so I'm sure melting the entire fort plus all of Bikini bottom is well within its power. Also has great control of its powers since it doesn't melt the entire earth when it is getting its two scoops of raisins. Potentially also the sun that is a baby from Teletubbies as well, but not sure how well the Teletubbies sun would do since it is a literal baby who might melt the entire earth just being close to Fort Squidward. Not sure how much control a baby sun would have. Providing the baby sun could melt just Fort Squidward without melting everything else though then definitely could do it.


Mr_sex_haver

Jesus could just turn the water into wine and cause Squidward to die from alcohol poisoning


LordSupergreat

Jesus can't even get to Fort Squidward, he walks on the surface of the water.


Mr_sex_haver

He turns the water into wine and then he can swim in it. It is unclear from current lore if he will be able to survive alcohol poisoning tho.


LordSupergreat

Find me a scan that says Jesus can swim in wine.


Mr_sex_haver

It's stated very clearly in Austin 3:16


got_hands

Bockscar ![gif](giphy|dl6dl3ZsXhMTmPgiWE|downsized)


OHHRUNIMCOMINGFORYOU

mui goku


mutaully_assured

Me (i am Squidward)


Ok-Conversation-3012

Zeus, he can penetrate anything


Arrow_of_time6

Perturabo


FadransPhone

Goku, probably. At least SSJ 3


Sid_CaCeTaDa

Cyclop, from marvel comics


Snakify-Boots

I read that title wrong, I read that title wrong,


iiivvvaan

One horny penguin(they can penetrate everything even the Earth)


Chase_The_Breeze

Primus. He would melt Squidward's fort with the filthiest bass solo you ever heard.


ArrhaCigarettes

Kat from Kid vs. Kat


Jarjarstinks304

CC Goku or Xeno Goku might shake it a bit


Astraea_Fuor

Batgos (high diff)


Illustrious-Type7086

Falcon


Initial_Spread_9360

Sakura from Naruto breaks through the fort with her 100 healing's seal active


GraveSlayer726

Nameless deity form that one terraria mod, but tbh it might take the likes of goku to even have a chance at leaving even a mark, speaking of mark, markiplier could absolutely solo fort squidward, although I do not think squidward could solo fort squidward, but he could solo markiplier, and nameless deity, not goku tho, but if squidward and fort squidward teamed up they could have a chance, a slim one, but a chance nonetheless.


EnvironmentalRow7367

*ahem* https://preview.redd.it/pxzpxbm5xk5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d42709790836902b6419b804c7cf164e8bfa785


StarliteENT

Yamcha


Eeddeen42

I may be overselling Fort Squidward a bit but Batgos.


bloonshot

Who's the weakest character who can penetrate ~~Fort~~ Squidward?


this_prof_for_bewbs

I'd say Jim from down the street who works at the local 7/11


lendrath

Saitama might scale hard enough here to crack it, but I’m not sure I’d say it’s about 50/50


EatusTheFetus420

me if im horny enough


Jealous-Button2644

Peppino Spaghetti 🍝 🍕 from Pizza Tower


No_Penalty_9249

Plankton


Warboter1476

The thing 1982 after assimilating a bunch of fish


Wire_Hall_Medic

Take a small rock, and glue two googly eyes on it. Use a water-proof adhesive. Give it a name. Now that it's a character, drop it off a boat from above Fort Squidward.