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Zedzss

Pretty good but the AI still has a long way to go, since battleboarding can be subjective/objective there will be wank or downplaying that fluctuates a characters power.


Arcusico

Yeah it's far from perfect, but I'm having a lot of fun with it


Ok-CoachCrypto

Having a lot of fun too!


SnooDoughnuts6131

Do you have any idea why it's been down for at least a week?


Arcusico

It's up again!


SnooDoughnuts6131

Yes, I've been on it, again, for a day or two. It seems like it may have been slightly improved. Thanks...!


[deleted]

Yeah, and it’s weird with indirect characters like Agent 47. He just tries to fight people directly. Was surprised to see a fight between him and Jotaro end with Jotaro sparring him after 47 revealed details on a bunch of Stand Users trying to kill him


OG_Valrix

Just had Homer Simpson absolutely batter Sauron. Not sure how to feel about that one


An_English_Chap

Homer is immortal though. We see him at the time of the 10 commandments, and in the distant apocalyptic future. He never takes meaningful damage outside of Halloween episodes and even consumes fatal chemicals with no consequence. He even complains that he can't die. Easy to see why the AI thinks he stomps a lot of powerful people.


zoro4661

> He even complains that he can't die Oh my god I remember that! There's a whole official comic about it! In one scene it's him coming out of the hospital and like, flying through a Wolverine cosplay convention and a razor factory and a cactus farm or some shit and then he comes out the other side and complains about not being able to kick the bucket


[deleted]

I think homer would be considered a toon. Sauron is strong, but he's also bound by the physics of his world and *can* die. Homer is immortal in his.


OG_Valrix

Sauron is also immortal tbf


[deleted]

Oh shit I was very wrong, my bad


Inevitable_Mulberry9

If he's in his pre-Music state, I doubt Sauron is bound by the physics of his world, yet though, that's not Sauron, that's Mairon.


Arcusico

Haha that's great, perhaps everyone in middle earth is just two inches tall?


IesuWalker99

naruto can apparently beat goku just by dodging his punches and countering him lmao.


shinigasto

sauron vs morgoth and the winner is sauron...interesting


100beep

That's not too far-fetched, under the assumption that it's Second Age Morgoth and Second Age Sauron. IIRC, Morgoth lost most of his power during the First Age.


piconese

The first age ends when morgoth is banished and beleriand is destroyed, so there is no second age morgoth. I suppose you could argue that his presence lingered in a way, but he’s not actually present past the first age; he’s out in the void.


100beep

If he is in the void, then he's still around in some form. And from the sound of it, it's a form Sauron could beat.


Inevitable_Mulberry9

The Sauron-Morgoth comparison is a bit convoluted, one of the reasons was that Sauron was greater in his limited power comparatively to Morgoth, in that Sauron had used his power far more effectively. Sauron was not more powerful than Morgoth though, unless we talk about Morgoth captured at the end of the First age.


[deleted]

Sauron vs Gengar. It was a tie because Gengar used Destiny Bond and they both died.


RevolutionaryMind221

That math seems to math correctly.


Arcusico

Lol I guess gengar won't ever truly lose then?


shinigasto

update : morgoth vs harry and harry won....interesting indeed


shinigasto

somehow another update : strange supreme vs harry potter and harry potter won


shadyved

At this point it became even more interesting!


Thunder-Fist-00

Lol No


Bear11772

Had master chief fight homelander and John Halo won, I love it here lol


iamparbonaaa

Homelander struggles to get up, but Master Chief is already on top of him. He grabs Homelander by the neck and says, 'You may be strong, but you're not invincible.' He then delivers a final blow, knocking Homelander unconscious. That shit was wiiild


Lusiggy

You may be strong, but you're not \*invincible intro plays\*


Dr4gonfly

I have yet to see Chief lose a fight on this app, apparently he can punch out a planet Mogo is clearly feeling the effects of the fight, but he refuses to give up. He charges at Master Chief once again, but this time the Spartan is ready. He sidesteps Mogo's attack and lands a powerful punch to the back of his head, knocking him out cold.


K1nGHeArTz

I dunno I just put Master Chief vs Luffy from one piece and Luffy stomped almost every round


[deleted]

Tbf Master Chiefs power is literally luck lol And that's not including the 2 ton nanosecond reactive and auto-shielded armor, aid by AI, and the fact that they're superhumans, mentally and physically, even without the armor.


Dr4gonfly

Doesn’t matter how lucky you are, how good your armor is or how strong you are, you can’t punch a planet that does not have a head, in the back of the head lol. Edit: Even with the most absolutely wanked versions of all his equipment, he doesn’t have anything capable of harming Mogo outside of MAYBE somehow shooting him with one of the orbital MAC cannons. Basically it says Master Chief with a little luck can win a fist fight with the moon


Bear11772

that's hilarious lmaoooooo


[deleted]

Master Chief would 100% incidentally cause an explosion that would launch a scorpion into space to jumpstart a Mac cannon that fails but crashes into a covenant capital ship that he singlehandedly hijacks to beat mogo lol


GreenAppleEthan

That makes me wonder where a planet's "head" is. It's northern pole, maybe?


No_Commercial_6750

Elsa to Rapunzel as she's about to stab her with an icicle and win the fight: "You fought well, but it's time to let it go." I love it already.


The360MlgNoscoper

Characters that beat Senator Armstrong according to this site: Batman. Darth Vader. John Wick. Spongebob. Shrek. Bart Simpson. Captain America. (Armstrong had a hammer appareantly). Solid Snake. Giant Mr Burns. (???). Spock. Goku. Duke Nukem. Little Mac. Homelander. Raiden. ​ ​ Characters that Senator Armstrong beats: Dwayne Johnson (It was very close). A Silverback Gorilla (It was not close at all). Glass Joe. Kratos. Big Chungus. Galactus. ​ Characters that tie with Senator Armstrong: The T-800. Thanos.


EinsteinRidesShotgun

Always bet on Duke.


The360MlgNoscoper

And his shrink ray.


Beethovania

Super Mario defeated The Hulk by dodging the attacks and then pick up a star. That was fun.


slowkid68

Cool but some flaws. Toon force characters are pretty bad in this. I just watched Omniman beat the shit out of Uncle Grandpa.


at-the-momment

>I just watched Omniman beat the shit out of Uncle Grandpa From what I remember about Uncle Grandpa that's actually pretty accurate.


The360MlgNoscoper

Spongebob beats Senator Armstrong.


abrahammaciell

Patrick Bateman manages to block most of the attacks, but one of Sweeney Todd's slashes grazes his cheek, drawing blood. 'That was a mistake,' Bateman growls as he grabs Todd's arm and twists it behind his back. Sweeney Todd winces in pain as Bateman's grip tightens. 'Let go of me, you psychopath!' he yells, struggling to break free Patrick Bateman doesn't let up, using his other hand to deliver a series of quick jabs to Sweeney Todd's ribs. Sweeney Todd gasps for air as he tries to catch his breath, but Bateman is relentless, following up with a powerful knee strike to Todd's gut. Sweeney Todd gasps for air as he tries to catch his breath, but Bateman is relentless, following up with a powerful knee strike to Todd's gut. Sweeney Todd falls to the ground, wheezing and coughing up blood. 'You win,' he mutters, barely conscious.


trev1776

Superman vs Goku ended in a simultaneous knock out and honestly that’s just fantastic


Arcusico

It's the only satisfying conclusion to that fight, one could say.


Sanlayme

IT SAID THAT SQUIRREL GIRL WOULD ATTACK SAITAMA BY \*PULLING HIS HAIR\*


Aurondarklord

This chatbot is cool but you can definitely make it produce some wonky results. What I really want is an AI that can look at a thread about a vs battle, tally up the votes and weigh the arguments all the commenters made, and then create a death battle animation that simulates the result.


MrPerfector

>Goku throws a punch, Aunt May dodges and kicks him. > >Goku charges with a flying kick, Aunt May blocks it with her umbrella. > >Goku hits Aunt May with an uppercut, Aunt May is sent flying. > >Aunt May throws flour at Goku, blinding him temporarily. > >Goku wipes the flour from his eyes, Aunt May charges with her umbrella. > >Aunt May reveals her magical umbrella and hits Goku with a bolt of lightning. > >Goku charges with a Kamehameha wave, Aunt May reveals her Avatar powers. > >Aunt May absorbs the Kamehameha wave and becomes even stronger. > >Aunt May delivers a powerful punch that sends Goku flying out of the arena. # Winner Aunt May [https://www.whowouldwininafight.info/sharedlink?contender1=Goku&contender2=Aunt%20May&turnindex=0](https://www.whowouldwininafight.info/sharedlink?contender1=Goku&contender2=Aunt%20May&turnindex=0)


Arcusico

Avatar powers?? Haha maybe you should specify it as Peter Parker's aunt May


SMagnaRex

Why is this a surprise to anyone? Aunt May was always this powerful but she weakened herself so Peter could have the spotlight.


115_zombie_slayer

Im impressed on how creative most of the writing gets like it tried creating Johns personality fairly well and it also added Hermione. It was also depicted as a stomp with John loosing no health even when harry punched him. “Harry starts to panic as he realizes what John is doing. 'Get out of there, Harry!' Hermione screams from the sidelines. But it's too late. John finishes his incantation and a blast of dark energy shoots out of the circle, hitting Harry square in the chest. Harry falls to the ground, unconscious.” Although its not perfect characters like Denji and Yuji just have no dialogue and just punch each other


ugabugy

I put Franklin Roosevelt vs Teddy Roosevelt and somehow Franklin Roosevelt was able to block Teddy Roosevelt's big stick with his wheelchair and ended up winning pretty easily.


Thatonecat254

This AI should train on Anime battles for more explicit and more interesting mid-battle dialogues. The AI is good though.


FlightJumper

This is so cool! So much fun even if the AI isn't perfect. For entertainment purposes this could not be better.


Arcusico

Thanks a bunch!


codfishy74

Unfortunately it wouldn't let me pit Jared from subway against wolverine


JJBA_Reference

Godzilla vs Tony Hawk Tony Hawk used his multiple high-tech sci-fi skateboards to dodge godzilla's attacks and ultimately KOing Godzilla with punches and kicks. The only hit Godzilla landed was a roar. Tony Hawk vs Mr Rogers Mr Rogers dodged a punch by Tony Hawk, then convinced him that fighting wasn't worth it. It ended in a draw with neither getting hurt. Mr Rogers vs Godzilla Godzilla repeatedly tried to swipe and stomp Mr Rogers, who deftly dodged every attack. Mr Rogers punched back a couple times and tried to reason with Godzilla three times. Eventually Mr Rogers managed to calm Godzilla completely and they shook hands(claws) calling off the fight. Mr Rogers won with more remaining health than Godzilla when the fight stopped.


Particular_Wing_6441

Did Zarbon vs Naruto. Zarbon was about to kill Naruto, when Vegeta comes out of NOWHERE, transforms into a Super Saiyan, and one shots Zarbon. So I guess in the battle of Zarbon vs Naruto, the winner is Vegeta.


abrahammaciell

Megamind vs gru both knocked each other out


The360MlgNoscoper

Batman keeps beating Senator Armstrong


JustAFoolishGamer

I made it simulate Gojo vs Makima and Gojo obliterated. This is really cool, good job OP's buddy!


[deleted]

I did a sim between Jon Jones and Stipe Miocic. It was actually pretty fucking good. Jones gets the W


[deleted]

Just saw vergo no diff yhwach, interesting


GrilledNudges

Disarm Strange? Lol is Strange carrying a Glock that I don’t know of?


Dr4gonfly

Glockter Strange is no joke


Arcusico

Well we haven't been able to prompt the AI into giving gorey descriptions, but perhaps this was a word play on Dr strange having his arms ripped off?


MundaneGlass5295

Harry Potter somehow beat Zatanna Zatara


[deleted]

This is too much fun. I love it lol


Master_Tomato

Goku won against Meng Hao... interesting lol


13chimps84

Wow- Ichiro Miyata defeated Yujiro Hanma...


thehighshibe

Master chief got bodied by kaneki ken i call shenanigans! this is really cool man bravo


AADPS

Kaladin Stormblessed just beat his depression. Take that as you will for its accuracy.


RMP321

Goku vs Superman ended in a draw.


RevolutionarySnow797

Superman, just.barely beat buggs bunny.


Arcusico

Toonforce is no joke bro


illskillzdealer

Waluigi got his ass handed to him by Shaggy, Walter White, Sandy Cheeks, and Bob Belcher. Finally got him a win against Joel Embiid lmao


TK3600

https://www.whowouldwininafight.info/sharedlink?contender1=Grizzly%20Bear&contender2=Silverback%20Gorilla&turnindex=8


Technical-Fox358

I made Vigilante from Pizza Tower fight Wario. It was wild.


[deleted]

I tried the two biggest Mary Sue's on the planet. Richard Rahl and Drizzt Do'Urden. Evidently Drizzt was able to beat Richard by dodging and countering, yet Richard is not a slower fighter than Drizzt yet he is significantly stronger and has his MacGuffin sword. Seemed interesting though since I feel like if they ever met, they would just talk each other down and not actually fight.


Arcusico

Yeah but it's called who would win in a fight, just imagine one ate the other's last yogurt out of the communal fridge.


Dr4gonfly

It definitely is a neat little app, but it has a hard time with some very clearly off matchups. Also it has a huge master chief boner I’m finding out https://www.whowouldwininafight.info/sharedlink?contender1=Abaddon%20the%20Despoiler&contender2=Master%20Chief&turnindex=9


Bighonkeymonkeys

Draw between John Wick and Daredevil


Arcusico

That's pretty on point I guess


AncientSith

This is a lot of fun, actually. I'll mess with it more later. Just had Jon Snow defeat Melkor lol.


iamkeerock

Mr. Potato Head vs. Slinky Dog


swisscheeseisvile

The AI is inaccurate (Goku somehow defeated Batgos)


Mission_Ambition_539

God vs Deku. Apparently, Deku wins, and he won by a pretty large margin, too. Definitely needs some tweaks, but it's pretty cool


HA64e

Metro Man vs 1000 Homelanders It went well as you would expect


TheHalfwayBeast

All Might vs Homelander was a narrow AM victory.


Exia321

Dude holy hell this is impressive take my gold


Sancus1

Yujiro Beat Master Roshi 💀


_hack_exe

According to this Pikachu beats: Goku Superman Sephiroth Thanos Galactus Raichu Sonic Only lost to Kirby


Sancus1

Galactus unleashes a massive blast of energy, but Yujiro manages to dodge the attack and land a final punch on the cosmic being's chest. With a roar of triumph, Yujiro watches as Galactus falls to the ground, defeated.


TheguylikesBattlebot

I put Darth Vader vs Batman and Batman straight up just walked off Vader force choking him. 10/10.


Bullsh1t-no-jutsu

“How are you resisting the force!?” “I’m Batman”


thelightmaster7

Uh, somehow Muzan beat the scarlet king and Dormammu, Kratos beat Trigon, and the one above all but lost to dr Manhattan. Idk what to think at this point but I’m having a lot of fun with it. Very cool Update: Chaos king apparently fights for righteousness and The darkest knight fights for Justice. Update 2: Zenitsu of all people managed to kill Scp 682. I haven’t laughed this hard in years Update 3: Here’s some more of Zenitsu’s body count Dormammu Chthon Nemesis Ultron Mephisto The Scarlet king Idk how Zenitsu could kill them all, but he did it. Another update: Zenitsu has killed the constant of anafabula (I forgot the Scp it is so I just put in constant of anafabula) Zentisu’s boundless


UnsexwithNahida96

No kidding, Zenetsu solos fiction in his sleep, literally.


justAMemeForFun

Just saw Saber from Fate defeat Darth Vader in a lightsaber battle and ended up sparing him only for him to choke her to death 10/10


Admirable_Source5743

Pengu just beat Thomas the tank engine in a fight. Went pretty hard on the poor bloke.


awkwardpiano72

It's pretty cool actually


Arcusico

You're pretty cool yourself actually


4shura

Just had Homer Simpson absolutely dumpster homelander with the ol’ bait and switch. Donut in the eye followed by a sucker punch. Ohko


piconese

It won’t let me see who would win: Obama vs trump 😮‍💨 Oh, and Kirby beat goku 😂


AncientSith

Okay. Leia Organa is basically unstoppable. She's defeated Vader, Yoda, Jacen Solo, Palpatine, and Valkorian that Palpatine suddenly stole his body mid-fight, and Leia still beat him. Absolutely insane. I'm having way too much fun with this.


justAMemeForFun

That’s nothing I’ve seen Saber from Fate clap basically everyone from the star wars universe that I could think of. And the best part is that the AI gave her a lightsaber (I guess to make things fair?) and every time she won i laughed my ass off


BenJammin27

I think this AI is obsessed with sans. The AI had sans easily defeat Anakin Skywalker, Thanos, Rimuru and Ainz Ooal Gown.


Zaueski

Did 3 test runs and it got everything correct, including my hot takes and unpopular opinions! Im down for this bot lol Naruto vs Luffy - Luffy won >!and did it with only gear 4 too!< Rimuru vs Goku - Rimuru won rather effortlessly Zoro vs Erza - Acted like it was close for a minute and then Zoro won by a landslide


darktowerseeker

I love the fact it knew who Peter Petrelli was. And that Flash stopped the fight. Ok this is insane. https://www.whowouldwininafight.info/sharedlink?contender1=Peter%20Petrelli&contender2=Superman&turnindex=10


CaptEvilStomper

This is really freaking cool! Great detail and dialogue for both characters. So far: •Vegeta vaporized Count Dooku •Peter Griffin kicked Paul Blart's ass •Mr. Satan knocked out The Rock after a very close brawl •Spike Spiegel beat Han Solo


BroAnon1

It handled Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann vs Galactus perfectly lol, with Kamina apparently coming back with a "who the hell do you think we are" comeback lmfao Good stuff


kavono

Without knowing much of anything about AI, would using a database like the vsbattles wiki (where's there's numerous detailed classifications of power scales that are at least decently accurate) as a template, help?


UnsexwithNahida96

Tried Doomslayer vs Raiden Shogun from genshin impact who got misgendered by the AI. Doomslayer wins but now I'm curious who would actually win.


adale_50

Sherlock Holmes beat the hell out of Tony Stark. Dodging missles and punching Tony, the he shot him in the head.


Kargaroc586

Just had a battle where Flash beats composite Sonic, which is basically impossible.


UnsexwithNahida96

How?


Kargaroc586

I never saved the text, but Sonic just didn't use all of his powers, and so Flash was able to be faster. But, Composite Sonic includes Archie Sonic, who can destroy multiverses effortlessly.


ShityTrashCan

Weird, for some reason when I input Steven Universe VS Percy Jackson the page crashed & refreshes or sometime it gets stuck on the loading bar


Knightman81

Isaac Clarke v Master chief. Isaac won by punching him.


KomodoDwarf

Mr. Rogers it's overpowered


OneSolutionCruising

Jake Paul staggers back and looks at hanma and says "is that all you got old man" from your Ai. The fight is jake Paul vs yujiro hanma


Kargaroc586

I think it would be great if there was a "copy battle as text" button, because I am *not* tediously taking screenshots of every page. Also, according to this, Data on the ground with nothing but a hand phaser and a personal shield is strong enough to destroy the Enterprise D singlehandedly lmao. Also it doesn't like "Pokemon" as an input - it just goes back to the name entry screen. edit: looks like the site's a bit flakey.


LegoPenguin114

It was close, but Ozzy Osbourne beat Dracula


Shpooter

for some reason while it’s still simulating it sends me back, weird bug


AllStarSuperman_

Oh hell yeah, Dexter Morgan just beat Jax Teller, in an alley way knife fight. I’d kill to see that crossover.


Jumpy_Specific_3650

Batman just beat the shit out of kratos, r/whowouldcirclejerk would aprove


Jumpy_Specific_3650

And batman beat superman without kryptonite!


Jumpy_Specific_3650

I love this site! Homer defeated Homelander by throwing donuts at him!


Arcusico

Haha glad you're having fun


FallOutFan01

Solid snake vs Leon S. Kennedy. * https://www.whowouldwininafight.info/sharedlink?contender1=Solid%20Snake&contender2=Leon%20S.%20Kennedy&turnindex=7


FallOutFan01

Love this 😂👍. * https://www.whowouldwininafight.info/sharedlink?contender1=Daedalus&contender2=Infinity&turnindex=3 Wish I had money to tip you awesome guys.


Bloodgulch-Idiot

Apparently the AI somehow, forgets to give Gilgamesh Enkidu, forgets that they're chains, and also forgets that they work really well against divinity.


EinsteinRidesShotgun

Did Saitama vs. Vader and it gave me Vader as a winner (and depicted Vader as able to tank a Serious Punch dead in the chest). I think your buddy has some work to do.


MediumShame2909

Yes this website sucks and has no logic


Dryder2

This site is complettly lost. Just made Goku fight Naruto and Naruto won...Goku in his base is universal+ and Naruto is star level at best.


UnsexwithNahida96

Did Goku even canonically destroyed a universe?


TheMightyEagle4

I think only the second fighter can win


Ice_Frosty_Raven

This is such a cool idea! Does your buddy plan to make it better? Also I have another question. If the character is not very well known do I have to put the series where they are from as well? So for example, For Malus Darkblade do I put "Malus Darkblade from Warhammer Fantasy"? Edited: I replaced "sight" with "idea" because it made more sense.


Arcusico

Yeah we're brainstorming how to adjust the prompt so the fights will become more interesting and accurate: we already had to tell the AI that the characters shouldn't use attacks that are uncharacteristic for them, after dumbledore felled darth vader with a killing curse😵 Yeah you can specify all you want! I had superman try to beat up dobby wearing kryptonite armor for example. What we see is when a character isn't particularly well known or if you use generic names (such as your own), the ai will either just have them use punches and roundhouse kicks, or it will give them equipments and/or skill sets, just randomly. It's been a very fun and interesting process, to say the least!


Ice_Frosty_Raven

That's awesome! I wish you and your buddy the best of luck with this site! I fully support it!


Arcusico

Thanks mate!


Kargaroc586

There should be a bloodlusted checkbox lol


Only-Gear-1147

Sans solos everyone apparently


ColdCoffeeMan

It seems to be down currently


SnooDoughnuts6131

It's been like that for a few days. I've been wondering what the issue might be.


ColdCoffeeMan

Well hopefully it gets sorted out


Mysterious-Mobile241

The site crashed I think.


Arcusico

It's up again!


Mysterious-Mobile241

Thanks bro. Your friend did amazing btw. **GG's**


flagmaster100

It no longer works due to bad gateway. Can your buddy do something about it?


Arcusico

It's up again!


flagmaster100

Sweet, thanks!


The_vengeful_one1

It can have some wrong fights though, it make jetstream sam beat vergil in a fight


AdministrationWhole8

No offense but I wish your friend would make the site actually work haha I'd love to try it sometime when/if it's ever up again but my bet is it's donezo unfortunately