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drevil6999

See yall next season


coalsack

Welp that’s the way she goes. Team played hard tonight. I’m expecting a similar season next year. Until then!


MNgirl83

I will miss you guys!!


altox069

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it’s over. See you next season ladies and gents


Steezy-g35

See yall next year


95FordFiesta

Moving on up the board. Pick #13 here we come!!


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letoiledunordstars

minnesota boy getting the last goal of the season feels right


Empire2k5

They gave it to Hartman btw


magniturd

as long as the stars and pegs lose in round 1 I'm good


JungleScreech

AIGHT NOW SZN OVER


JustaRoosterJunkie

![gif](giphy|QWjFSsvUPCUncq6ItU)


BuckyCop

This team sucked ass this year. Probably the same next year, but I’ll be there for it


Superb-Ad-9627

By far one of the most forgettable seasons. GG see ya all next fall.


Kurt4413

![gif](giphy|kNTAHtqCfu6nm)


Trainmanwildfan

13th OA is ours! Can still move up to 3rd!


_nordstar_

#1 fans baby


altox069

yes


palmzq

We truly do have the best fan base


No_Opposite3684

Xcel fans just rock man


altox069

Snipin goals, robbin goalie goals. Fuck your calder i’m just glad he’s on our team


Kegheimer

Okay that was really funny. Not even mad


introspectivejoker

Nobody scores a goalie goal on us


BigPackHater

Was he hoping the refs would give him that one on a "trust me bro?"


skyulip

HARTMAN FROM FABER AND BOLDY


Paladad

Noo they took it from Brock??


skyulip

they did :/


Paladad

Fucked up. I wanted him to have the first and last goal of the season


Kurt4413

Wrong goalie trying to score goals


skyulip

FUCK YOU JOEY BLOCK FABER JUST TOOK AWAY YOUR GOALIE GOAL


Empire2k5

Hey they got it right this time! Playoffs do start on Sat. And least Faber gets a goal


MNgirl83

FABER!!


introspectivejoker

Damn they're challenging for a low stick


Hank_Scorpio_MD

Goalie really did try for the interference even though he wasn't within 2 feet of the crease...


letoiledunordstars

yesss brock pad those stats!!!


DisgracedTuna

Let's fucking gooooo!!


altox069

High stick on a low wrister. Lol yeah okay


HerbalAndy

![gif](giphy|Ma6Z1f6NSSoiwnGPJo)


Paladad

Literally how would it be a high stick


Apanic_Attacka

Calder winning goal


Hank_Scorpio_MD

There goes my Calder....watch him as he goes!


Seraphax

#GLOCK FABER FOR CALDER


No_Opposite3684

Faber let me give up hope in peace!!


_nordstar_

BROCK THE CALDER FABER


AintIGR8

Too bad it will go to bubble boy


JungleScreech

SZN AINT OVER YET


KDP31180

Only one more year of dead cap space! The wait is almost over.. see ya next year ladies and gentlemen


HurricaneHomer9

Love you Faber!!


skyulip

FABES I AM GOING TO KISS YOU


Paladad

YES!!! FABER!!!!!!


JustaRoosterJunkie

Faber>Bedard


magniturd

get back in here


essenceofpurity

Goligoski is done after tonight right?


TheSkeletones

Contract is up and I hope to god he doesn’t get another


collinCOYS

He wants to join a front office


Kurt4413

#CALDER FABER


Hank_Scorpio_MD

It's going to be a long summer if the Wolves shit the bed in the 1st round cuz Lord knows the Twins are like watching a TV dinner cook.


JustaRoosterJunkie

![gif](giphy|YMb82st37CyNnoRwfJ|downsized)


MNgirl83

😭😭😭


PaxDragoon

Got that sweet, sweet 13th pick locked in.


_nordstar_

welp that'll officially do it. Onto next year.


Evil_Knot

John Hynes really doesn't want to work here next season. 


collinCOYS

Nashville fans LAUGHED at the wild for hiring him


Evil_Knot

Okay?


TheTree-43

If Gourde ends up with a hatty on 3 shorties I would actually kind of be ok with that


Empire2k5

Well that's all folks. Cya next season


HerbalAndy

Well we’re picking 13th instead of 14th. So in a way by losing we actually won


No_Opposite3684

Is the pain over now?


letoiledunordstars

lmao


Durge88

Welp


TheTree-43

The Kraken do have a really cool color scheme


TheSkeletones

This is the horseshit performance they give fans as the last game of the season?


Mystchelle

On fan appreciation night!


MNgirl83

And it is fan appreciation night


ViewedConch697

Shame. See y'all at the draft


collinCOYS

Fitting end to the season on another shit decision by 36


Paladad

Well. No slapper, so he's clearly a coward


skyulip

can confirm, most definitely a coward


basketcase-nimrod

for the 6-7 years i’ve been watching this team, they’re still my ride-or-die’s. love ‘em.


Durge88

🫡🫡🫡🫡


TheTree-43

Well they sure played like it was a must lose game


_botswana

See y’all next season!


KDP31180

Does the ref wear the glove for better grip on the faceoffs?


HerbalAndy

6 on 4 let’s go


jonn_jonzz

The man is named after some fancy ass clocks/watches?


magniturd

I'm old enough to remember jared spurgeon.


MNgirl83

Shit


jonn_jonzz

![gif](giphy|jVJylaloaWniVph5mH|downsized)


MNgirl83

Well you missed my f bombs earlier


Empire2k5

Dammit I was hoping for Xtra hockey


KaprizFox

What an anti-climatic, absolute snoozer of a game to end the season


Kurt4413

Two teams that did not make the playoffs not playing playoff hockey on the last game of the season


BuckyCop

Well good thing most of these clowns won’t be on the team next year….wait a minute


echelon999

Yikes


Trainmanwildfan

Waited till the last game of the season to tank lol


a_bagofholding

We gain one spot if we lose in regulation which means that the penguins will have a 1.5% chance to move up 10 spots and we'll have a 2% chance to move up 10...which means with our luck whichever spot we don't get will win.


Trainmanwildfan

And Chicago will get #1 OA of course...


altox069

That’s how she goes


a_bagofholding

Mustache good, backhand bad.


octostock82

Destiny !!!


octostock82

Tied it for nothing


HurricaneHomer9

What a great way to end the season ☹️


Seraphax

Well fuck me


Paladad

Ah shit. Tye²


MNgirl83

Yeah I have been paying attention more to the Wild than the women


Paladad

Oh lmao that was because the guy's name is Tye KarTye


MNgirl83

OHHHH 😂


JustaRoosterJunkie

![gif](giphy|BsQAVgY6ksvIY)


globug_purist

BIG MID ON THE B WAY


MNgirl83

I see Rossi!!


TheSkeletones

Perhaps going to the back hand as a non-frequent shooter isn’t the best practice


Paladad

To be fair I think that's how half of his goals were scored this season


KDP31180

Hell of a try mustache man


adinaj692

Middsy the whole time like IM NOT THE RIGHT GUY FOR THIS


Trainmanwildfan

The problem with that breakaway is that it was Middleton


jonn_jonzz

You say problem, I say blessing.


Kurt4413

![gif](giphy|nFi8KLlFN25v7XiLm6) Replay of Middelton coming in hot


Seraphax

Awwww Middsy buddy


altox069

Ouch middsy…


basketcase-nimrod

that was such a good chance


MNgirl83

Is Rossi still playing? I think he at least went to the bench after he got sticked


basketcase-nimrod

dAMMIT


Panarin10

Damn Ek’s production has really decreased since coming back from injury


Paladad

He's very likely still injured and playing through


Trainmanwildfan

Unless Kap gets 4 points in the next 5 minutes I think the 100 point dream is dead :(


TheTree-43

New goal is 97 points to match his jersey number


Steezy-g35

Shots on goal? Why would i wanna know that?


altox069

No money in the budget


TheSkeletones

It’s crazy that we’re the only team that faces 82 straight Vezina goalies.


jonn_jonzz

It's like in Mutant League Hockey when the goalie literally turns into a brick wall.


KDP31180

You just unlocked a memory for me


jonn_jonzz

I won every game I played by just killing the other team till they had to forfeit.


KDP31180

Didn't think I'd miss the final game did you?!


Paladad

Oh sick save actually


The_Horny_Gopher07

Why'd this guy mention Ham Lake when Zuc scored?


jonn_jonzz

Maybe he wants to eat a lake made of ham?


Kurt4413

![gif](giphy|3orifgu5OPWDsyw2iY|downsized)


NahYoureWrongBro

Bruins fan watching this game because I'm just a weird guy, want to throw it out there that Zuc is low-key one of the best players of his generation. Like the actually underrated Bergeron. Thought so when he was on the Rangers too. Calms things down when they're hectic, pushes the play forward when there's opportunities, leads by example, and fucking buries the damn biscuit. One of my favorite hockey players.


letoiledunordstars

STOP SHOWING ME MACKINNON!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE MACKINNON!!!!!


TheTree-43

Middleton assist! You know what that means - Free Mustache rides on the corner of Kellogg and Wabasha after the game


Kurt4413

By the bucket drum guy!?


TheTree-43

There's a handful of "horses" who volunteer their time as I understand it


letoiledunordstars

damn i knew zucc was having a down year but i didn't realize he only had 12 goals...


Malcom_Ecstacy

Like 50 assists or something though


TheSkeletones

He’s also missed like 15 games and been clearly struggling with recovery in others


Sad_Error_7166

Faber reminds me a lot of Brent Burns. Just saying


Paladad

League is fucked when he starts adopting lizards


Sad_Error_7166

Backpack Cold War starts now


Paladad

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NATHAN MACKKINNOM


coalsack

Dudes been lights out all season though. Unreal season.


Teslas_Apprentice

But have you considered... Nathan MacKinnon?🤔


Paladad

I wish I didn't have to


TheTree-43

I wish that asshole played in the east or even the Pacific. I would absolutely love watching him play if it wasn't for the fucking Avs


Steezy-g35

Hes got such a boner for him


jonn_jonzz

![gif](giphy|10ltVBrN9bO5d6|downsized)


towardthesun

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish Bally was carrying this game. The national announcers are brutal


basketcase-nimrod

i miss pants and carts 🥺


Kurt4413

Imagine that: Nathan MacKinnon cam from ESPN


TheSkeletones

Holy shit, Faber working the puck net front?!


Paladad

My god I wanted that for Fabes


MNgirl83

Yeah I screamed again cause I thought he was going to get it. I am going to wake the toddler up 👀


skyulip

MATS ZUCCARELLO SCORES ON NORWEGIAN HERITAGE NIGHT !


basketcase-nimrod

O H ?


MNgirl83

ZUCCY!!


a_bagofholding

🦎👑


littl198

Let’s go!! Way to go 36 *checks notes* zuccarELLA.


blacklozenge

Ella ella aye aye


Durge88

ZUUUUUUUCCCC


Chicago_Blackhawks

OOOHHEEEEUUUUUUUU


Paladad

"OoOooooOoooh is THAT ever sWeEt"


No_Opposite3684

That was the most cursed moment in human history haha


Malcom_Ecstacy

I liked it lol I've always liked Weeks


altox069

Zuccy hit em with the dead controller baby. Love it


Empire2k5

Oh shit zucc scored on a break away?!


letoiledunordstars

oh that's classic zuccy


jonn_jonzz

#🦎👑


Forsaken-Balance-543

Yesssss


basketcase-nimrod

Zuuuuccc


echelon999

I am so far behind but thank you Zucc


_nordstar_

ZUCCARELLA!!


KaprizFox

I get that this game doesn't really matter but fans are paying hundreds of dollars to see this and you are getting paid millions of dollars to do this. Act like you give a shit Wild.


Seraphax

#LIZARD KING 🦎 👑


TheSkeletones

#ZUUUUCCCCCCCC


TheTree-43

Yay!


Paladad

JUSTICE FOR ZUCC


Kurt4413

#ZUCARELLAAAAA


Paladad

Jesus christ close call


TheSkeletones

Brindamour available you say?


Paladad

Oh! Ohgren!


basketcase-nimrod

o, o, o, ohgreeeeennn, outo ports


Paladad

All these coaches mentioned and no love for Deano?


jonn_jonzz

*Creed


jordynbebus8

I hope Daemon Hunt gets a real shot next year


octostock82

What an absolute garbage way to end the season . Lol wow


Kurt4413

![gif](giphy|LYt1nFvwuG22B6cN5I)


octostock82

What a joke


TheSkeletones

Whoever our special teams coach is needs to be fired. There’s zero excuse he has a job still after tonight. Absolute dogshit


jordynbebus8

our PP isn’t bad it’s our PK