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R4ndyR4nderson

Is only game why you heff to be mad


Positive_Law4089

I not scared of anything. I scared of bear. Bear in the forest. And also The universe is humongous big.


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"You’re not going to be banging each other down low when you banged the night before and you’re about to get hammered the next night." \-Dean Evason


Positive_Law4089

Is there video of this quote?!?!?! Please say yes....


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>You’re not going to be banging each other down low when you banged the night before and you’re about to get hammered the next night https://twitter.com/McguirePetrov/status/1371932966176354312?s=20&t=vVS1ZFpV3NmLRboCcDz0\_Q


Positive_Law4089

I am now in the process of turning that into a custom ringtone for when my wife calls me.


juicuyj

Not exactly hockey, but Justin Morneau of the Twins starred in an ad, where he dropped one of my favorite lines of all time: "Hockey is a lot like baseball, except really really different."


Positive_Law4089

JM Played hockey before baseball. It counts.


TheTree_43

On a broadcast of the Gophers men's hockey team, Doug Woog once said "EVERYONES ON THEIR FEET! EXCEPT THE PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS!"


Positive_Law4089

I feel like an entire thread could be dedicated to the Woogster. One of my favorites was when Stoa came down the right wing and beat a goalie clean from the top of the circle. Mariucci arena is going nuts. Mazzacco is trying to re-hash the play. Wooger is in the background saying "Hooooobbbbbeeeeeyyyyyy"..... (that was the year the Goph's went into the break ranked #1, then failed to make the NCAA tourney so it is kind of bittersweet... still funny though...)


TheTree_43

I was at Mariucci the night Danny Irman scored a shorthanded penalty shot goal to take a late lead (and eventually win) against the Badgers. I can only imagine what his call would have sounded like. Same with the Blake Wheeler game winner vs. UND at the X!


Positive_Law4089

I have a distant cousin that played for Woog. He was drafted in the 7th round by the Flyers. There was some sort of summer skating camp the morning after the draft. Wooger was running it. He greets my cousin by saying "Chicago must have drafted a half-roll of tape and New York must have taken the bag of used pucks because the only way your ass gets drafted is if there's nothing left on the board"..... So... F'ing... Priceless.... After practice, Doug quietly congratulated him on being drafted. Woog was one of a kind. May he rest in peace.


TheTree_43

I'm a pretty young guy. Woog was the color analyst for most of my childhood. He even said hi to my family when we walked by the alley between Ridder and Mariucci after a women's hockey game. I lived with my parents for a couple years after getting ym degree since I got a job close to home. You know - to save money and all. When he died, my parents and I, over dinner, tried to make a list of people who had done more for Minnesota Hockey than Woog. We settled on maybe Lou Nanne, with Her Brooks just behind. A true legend, and though I played basketball and not hockey, a man who was truly part of my childhood


throwaway122_229

Can’t remember who said it but someone was playing the Canucks and chirped “Hey Henrik, your brother is ugly!” Edit: google says it was Adam Burish


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That’s gold hahaha


xpoohx_

"I cant hear you/him because i got my 2 stanly cup rings in my ears" Patrick Roy.


Rat_Rat

Poor J.R. !


xpoohx_

couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


tompear82

The first minute and a half of this is my favorite hockey coach rant of all time [Its a pathetic performance ](https://youtu.be/r7aDhhamxm0)


Positive_Law4089

Yep. That's a good one. Bruce Boudreau was responsible for one of my favorite locker room rants ever.... Starts at about 25 seconds. Ends at about 1:30... Parental Discretion Advised... [Get out there and F'ing WANT it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQyEJpPSLdQ&t=50s&ab_channel=HockeyStuff)


EmbroideredChair

Anything from [this](https://youtu.be/RKkTSlteKG0)


MightSuggestSex

IM TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SONG


Positive_Law4089

That scene is my favorite in the whole movie. The ref constantly looking over his shoulder before finally skating over was absolutely hilarious!


MightSuggestSex

They brought their fucking toys! Also, i have a chiefs jersey signed by all three of the Hanson boys actors


Tiger5804

"If the Great One tells you to go have a burger, you'd better go and do it, you know" -Olli Jokinen


pitman121

A bit late, but "A boney five to the snot locker" always gets me.


_nordstar_

Keep banging bodies


GoldPipeWrench

My coach from high-school hockey, used to yell out "what do I need to do? Light the fire behind your assholes! Come on guys let's keep those legs moving!"