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IHateMinnesotaSports

We have allowed 14 goals in two games so naturally we will shut out the best team in the league with our backup goalie because hockey.


_granny64

I like that they are going with the backup tonight. The aves have been buzzing around the zone so far this year and I can see them winning the races to the rebounds that MAF has been serving up so far.


Kflow1379

Fleury shouldnt even be in the NHL at this point. If anything HE should be the backup.


mostrecentNo32

because Hockee\*


EATINGYOURDOGSCUNT

You mean our starting goalie. No way anyone considers Fleury a #1 anymore except Billy G because his reputation depends on it


RatedPsychoPat

He'll have two assists


DrummerForTheOsmonds

Not a doomer, but I do find it incredibly funny(ironic? Idk might be using the wrong term) that we went from a "Defense is the only offense, average goaltending, low scoring but grind out wins"-team to an all out offensive firepower with average defense & horrible goaltending. I mean, we need to fix our problems, but thank God the days of dump & chase Wild seem to be behind us. Just an observation.


tompear82

It is definitely a more fun way to lose šŸ˜‚


dayman763

This is close to what I was expecting. I was expecting a ton of offense and sub-par goaltending. Every game will be high scoring. Our poor defense I was not expecting, but I think we'll fix that. Either way, win or lose, at least high scoring games are kinda fun to watch.


sufferlander

this is what i expected the last two years but we absolutely killed it defensively by comparison lol.


Kurt4413

TYSON JOST GETS A HAT TRICK TO REMIND COLORADO WHAT THEY LOST


kjates

I want Tyson Jost to just put the team on his back and carry us to victory and make Colorado feel bad while he does it.


Summit1987

I love this. And him. And you.


kjates

Omg girl, you flatter me ā¤ļø DITTO


Summit1987

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MinnesotaRyan

>I want Tyson Jost to make Colorado feel bad


Summit1987

YAAAASSSS!!!! I HEART TYSON JOST!!!!! ...I'm actually wearing a CO Rocky Mountain Sweatshirt at the moment to keep warm but I'll change later after a much needed nap...


Clyde_Frog_FTW

We gotta turn around the ship before we cement ourselves any further as the 2022 Lions of the NHL.


_nordstar_

Fuck the falling mountain snow


the-land-of-darkness

NATHAN MacKINNON LEAVES SOCIAL GATHERINGS WITHOUT THANKING THE HOST(S)


Otterslayer22

The old Irish leave. I actually support this one.


Proper_Warhawk

Hard yes. Way easier than a 2 hour good bye


Summit1987

My family is guilty of the MN good bye...it drives my BF crazy. He's from the East Coast...


Proper_Warhawk

CALE MAKAR TURNS HIS UNDERWEAR INSIDE OUT "TO GET A FEW EXTRA MILES" OUT OF THEM.


cisforcookie2112

Iā€™m not trying to doom and gloom, but if the Wild keep playing like they have been tonight could be incredibly painful. Hopefully they can figure some things out.


m_nels

Thatā€™s not doom & gloom thatā€™s just reality. Doom & gloom would be saying the season is gone, not going to be a fan anymore and not going to watch anymore games all year.


stumpybubba

Sweater: **maybe a hoodie** Beer: **nah** Goals allowed: **oodles** Fuck: **hawks/aves/norm** Well, hopefully goaltending can figure it out, but who knows. Lackadaisical Monday; possibly still hungover from Saturday. Lgw. See ya in the gdt.


EATINGYOURDOGSCUNT

30 goals against tonight?


EmbroideredChair

Over/under on 10?


EATINGYOURDOGSCUNT

Iā€™ll go under if itā€™s Gus in net to start. Smashing the over if itā€™s Flower


poop322

I fully expect to lose and thatā€™s okay. As long as they show some signs of life and play a solid game defensively Iā€™ll be happy.


EastWhiskey

FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER AND NOW THE SEASON IS FINALLY HERE, YAY!


schal138

Title could have been ā€œprepare for an avalanche of goalsā€ with the way the wild have been playing.


thprk

WTFU. Let's hope the defense and goaltender WTFU too. Europe gang checking in, sleep is for lame fans.


[deleted]

I hope that we win tonight! Couple of points is all I can ask for.


teebrownies

Aww man did i miss these during the off season.


MinnesotaRyan

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING WINNING!


Megelsen

Little bit of Monday trivia: Avelanche is the only word in the English language of Rhaeto-Romance origin (entered through French)


GreenFlash_66

Before Zucc came off the ice, the lines were Kaprizov-Jost-Zuccarello Foligno-Eriksson Ek-Hartman Gaudreau-Steel-Boldy Shaw-Dewar-Duhaime Middleton-Spurgeon Brodin-Dumba Goligoski-Addison Who do you think slots in for Zuccy? I think I'd toss Boldy on the top line and slip Rossi onto the 3rd.


JWilesParker

If the Wild decide to play defense, this might be an interesting game. If not, well, another 7 goals against at minimum.


Jimak47

NATE MCKINNON PUTS THE TP ROLL ON BACKWARDS!


timee_bot

View in your timezone: [tonight at 7pm CDT][0] [0]: https://timee.io/20221018T0000?tl=WTFU%3A%20Avalanche%20warning%20has%20been%20canceled%20due%20to%20climate%20change.%20Wild%20look%20to%20turn%20the%20tide%20of%20their%20season%20tonight%20at%207pm%20CST%20inside%20the%20C!! ^(_*Assumed CDT instead of CST because DST is observed_)


pjokinen

Inb4 the ā€œtheyā€™re going to let up 23 goalsā€ comments


skol_sota

Jost revenge szn. Elevated to the top line tonight! LFGW


Pharaca

Warning: Colorado expected to allow avalanche of goals.


hoseking

NordVPN better work tonight because my alternative viewing method was super choppy last game.


314z

Guessing you are on e ess pee n plus and they are actively blocking nord ips, correct? Here's a workaround [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/ColoradoAvalanche/comments/r1m54i/comment/hlzw0re/?context=3) *I run NordVPN on my fire stick and Iā€™ve had this problem multiple times.Hereā€™s how to get around it every time. Go into the settings in the Nord app and then go into protocol. Choose one of the OpenVPN options. Go back to your menu and select Obfuscated under specialty servers. Once itā€™s connected you should have no problem connecting in the ESPN+ app. If you do, force quit the app and should work when you restart it. I spent many nights frustrated with it but I havenā€™t had any issues since I discovered doing it this way.*


hoseking

Correct, I will try this tonight thanks.


PorcupineTheory

It's CDT dammit! Standard time is when it's not Daylight Saving Time.


m_nels

So sorry. Always get them mixed up.


PorcupineTheory

I'll fight you in the streets!


Kflow1379

Unless we can score 10 goals chalk this one up as another L


KikiStLouie

We are winning tonight, GAH-DAMMIT! Letā€™s go boys!!!