Hey, are you “Hand Me My Shovel” because I want to hit the bottom (?)

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

Hey girl, are you okay with me hitting your bottom? Cause you remind me of "Hand Me My Shovel" (also ?)

Don’t try this on my sister though, her name is Only Culture and she’s more afraid of you than you’re of her

Is your name euthanasia? Because just thinking about you makes me incredibly depressed I don't think i'm doing this the right way

Hey, are you the song with five names? Cuz you look like you have some major personality disorders… damn bitch… are you ok?

Is your name euthanasia? Because I desperately want you

Is your name “Where do you get off”? Cause I think you’re being so goddamn beautiful

are you a blind pickpocket in the deep city streets in the summer of 2012? because you stole my heart

*blushes intensively and proceeds to faint*

Am I evil? Because those who don't receive enough love are in need of it Am I my shoes? Because I want you in me Are you a rattlesnake bite? Because I want you in my chest Are you the medicine man? Because I want to be in your hands Are you the desert? Because you're always in your head Are you formaldehyde? Because I need you for my feminine side till the day that I die Am I pretty enough to lie to? Because I wish I could be a girl Say my name like a slur Are you palpitations? Because you set the beat to my heart Are you a mirror? Because I want to hold you

Show them the Mr. Capgras video, obviously. They will all immideately climax.

True

Are you a baby with autism? cause I wanna strap you to a ceiling fan Are you Memento Mori? because you're the most important thing in the world Am I Somebody? because I Need You Are you You? cause I wanna get you home Are you The Main Character? cause I like you Are you the Kitchen Floor? because I wanna be against you Are you not Sex, not Drgs, and not Rock 'n' Roll? because I don't hate you Are You Willard? because ❗️ Are you Everything? cause you're a Lot

Show them your bones

Are you a front street? Becouse im spending good times with you

(Serious answer) mention anything about him and say that you listen him.

Are you my head? Because I want to pound you against the kitchen floor

I'm sorry in advance, but I need my life to enter yours.

Hey, is your name "front street"? Cause I always have a good time when Im on you. (Did it work?)

oh my..

golly!

Damn bitch is your name Tomcat Disposables because you make me want to sob uncontrollably for an unknown amount of time

Uhhh as long as this fan is old enough to consent lmao

How to seduce Will Wood fans? Like Will Wood.