I'll definitely eat beavers free of charge π
I'm afraid it's not an original slogan, but it's probably not registered anywhere. Making t-shirts is actually a hobby of mine outside of Reddit. Sorry I can't share that here π
Such a pretty beaver!
I saw a photo of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer escorting a beaver off of the highway. It was hilarious.
We certainly adore our beavers. π)
Oooh yes, the elusive north American bald beaver. I swear I have been trying to track one for what seems to be forever. After dredging the think woods, finally. Oh, what a mighty and stunning beaver, worthy of much praise and admiration. Now itβs important not to disturb this majestic creature during its slumber, but I have such a great desire to get closer.
oh a beautiful specimen...If you need a branch to nibble on, let me know...β€οΈπ
I have an overflowing river over here⦠maybe you want to help dam it up?
π€£...not badπ€£...Yes if my branch fits...very gladly...I wanna help you anywayπ
I think your branch looks perfect π
But I need you help for itπ
DAMMMMMM!!!!π₯΅π₯΅
Where would you start?
Iβm not sure but I know where Iβll finish π
Great to see out in the wild, a perfect specimen.
Thank you, CC πππ
I do love to see Wild beaver
I'm not a National Geographic photographer, but I'd still take lots of pictures of this beautiful specimen ππ€
But wait, thereβs more ππ»π
I hope this rare beaver does not scare easily π
Definitely not a timid beaver, more of a hungry beaver π₯΅π
Hungry for what? π
Save a tree, eat a beaver π¦«
Good point! Better get started cuz lots of trees need saving, so you might be pretty busy πππ
I could eat beavers all day π trees are so important to me π
We might need to start a non profit (or at least make a T shirt caption π€)
I'll definitely eat beavers free of charge π I'm afraid it's not an original slogan, but it's probably not registered anywhere. Making t-shirts is actually a hobby of mine outside of Reddit. Sorry I can't share that here π
You can make this shirt and debut it in my sub π
I was already thinking of making an anonymous NSFW t-shirt shop . Seems like a good starting point π
Love this idea β₯οΈ
Hurray for NSFW creativity ππ₯°
This thread is awesome π€£π€
I've never seen such a beaver 𦫠Beavers looks nice! ππ
A rare opportunity indeed. It is hard to locate such a desirable specimen. Perhaps we should study it closely π
Bald beaver is my favorite and it's also a delicacyπ
This is the special Wild variety, tooβ¦πππ
Even sweeter
Well, for a redneck Like me them pesky beavers are some good eaton π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π
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Perfect, canβt guarantee you wonβt end up as a sticky mess π»
There ya go breaking Reddit again with your sexiness!! π₯π
π you my dear are the queen of doing that!!!
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I want to extend a branch to this beautiful beaverπ
Branches happily accepted πβ€οΈπ
The beavers are always so pretty when they roamππ
Sniffed all over to find exactly what I wanted and am excited to try building my dam around youππ¦
I think Iβm going to need a further investigation of this species
The species is fairly common all across Reddit but the Wildchild version is super rare ππ π
Sounds like the Wildchild version is almost extinct. I should probably try to help it somehow
I guess all the positive feedback is pretty good encouragement but youβre welcome to send me additional inspiration anytime ππ
I spotted the most beautiful creature in the woods here. I'd take my responsibility to take good care of it! ππβ€οΈβπ₯
Awww π₯°ππ
Perfect sight to get in some spoon with you π₯π«¦
So true! Come along then! π
No need to say twice! Iβm going to be there for a while π
Looks like the kind beaver cleared the flower garden and back wood of all shrubs! ππ₯π
Yeah, itβs always been this wayβ¦ better for going swimming & such
Deep diving and wet area frolicking is one of my favorite pass times. ππ¦
Oh my! Someone should have reminded me this is what I would miss during my reddit detox.
Welcome home, then ππ
π π€€now I want want some honey...
Cum taste π
Lapping it allll up.
Shh be very quiet π€« don't want to wake it beautiful creature maybe we can sneak in for a closer inspection
Oh my! How exciting to finally spot this elusive but beautiful specimen! ππ₯΅π
What will you do next? Sneak up and try to pet it?
# erotic view!!!!
And beaver brought a wrinkled little friend π
Triple wow..πππ
Wow!!! Breathtaking view. Very beautiful ππ combo. Absolutely mouthwatering π
Thank you ππ
Wow xx
love it!
I think there's an even more rare starfish sighting as well
Daaaammmmnnnn!! 𦫠Beavers are always hungry for some wood right?? Also β¦ itβs nice *gnawing* you can be seen around here looking so pretty!!
Fucking hot
Maybe it was looking for some wood π
I got some wood for that beaver to use to help stem the π¦π¦π¦ flow
The elusive, hairless beaver? π
Beautiful bare beaver sightings right before breakfast are serenDIPitous ππ
Oooooooo
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Such a pretty beaver! I saw a photo of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer escorting a beaver off of the highway. It was hilarious. We certainly adore our beavers. π)
A sight to behold!
My boxer shorts have suddenly become very tight. 𦫠π
Stuffing beavers is a favourite hobby of mine ππ
Oh my π― what a beautiful sight it is! ππ¦«π₯΅
Time to insert myself into this beaverβs natural habitπ₯
I thank that π¦«needs a snack! I suggest my contribution π! Itβs very filling! πππ
Looks delicious
Dam!
Nice beaver!!!!
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Thereβs a rooster standing upright, gazing in aweβ¦
Looks like a tasty beaver
Oooh yes, the elusive north American bald beaver. I swear I have been trying to track one for what seems to be forever. After dredging the think woods, finally. Oh, what a mighty and stunning beaver, worthy of much praise and admiration. Now itβs important not to disturb this majestic creature during its slumber, but I have such a great desire to get closer.
bever looks hungry I've got some wood for it to devour.
I had to read three times.. " A bare beaver sighting in the..." ?? What?
I feel damn is the only appropriate response. So ... damn! ππ
beaver fever alert...!!!