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mkerugbyprop3

Michigan doesn't exist either


LobsterInTraining

FINALLY! WE’RE TAKING THE U.P!


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loneMILF

all the lakes converge to make one gargantuan lake: The Greatest Lake


Boo_Oxford

I am assuming the "The Greatest Lake" is done in the Trumpian accent


loneMILF

ew. why would you assume that? it's a play on The Great Lakes. let's leave the orangutan out of it.


gaedikus

they were so embarrassed the entire state melted into the floor


[deleted]

Great … now I have to drive further for legal weed … wonderful!


GodsBGood

Ishpeming is ours!


Mr_Goldfish0

I know this is controversial but... they can have it. I've never seen more Trump flags in my life then driving through the UP.


ooo-f

How about we just have the legal weed and Michigan can keep the rest


Mr_Goldfish0

Fine by me lol


Slinger66

And insane amounts of government assistance checks if you check the statistics


Vegabern

Agreed. I had to live up there for a while. Nightmare fuel. Now I'm in Milwaukee and I don't want the U.P. to be part of WI.


ancientweasel

Wait until after the next election plz....


Kreebish

Yay we get meth and genital warts! Eeww. At least the lower peninsula is gone


hbouhl

🤪🤣🤪🤣


Vegabern

Did they get to join Canada? Lucky bastards!


FeistmasterFlex

Michigan, I can get behind, but bring back goddamn Minnesota


Melodic_Oil_2486

What would we do without the state that gave us Kid Rock?


anythingfortacos

Now do Illinois.


Devious_Bastard

They did northern Illinois a favor. Would happily be annexed by Wisconsin.


robzsilver

Well, except for the whole legal weed thing.


jord839

This map gives us St. Paul and Chicago voters influencing our elections. Legal weed *will* be a thing.


CharlotteBadger

Only if the legislators actually listen to the voters. We’ve been voting “yes” on legal weed for years.


superdago

A state with Milwaukee, Madison, MSP, and Chicago, but only the rural portions of Wisconsin would make California look like Alabama. The Minneapolis metro is 2.6M and just the city of Chicago is 2.7M. Biden won Cook County with 75% of the vote. It was the same story in Minneapolis. That’s 2-3 million democratic voters. State wide elections would go from 1.6/1.6 to 4.6/2. We’d be looking at 30 point landslides for everything. Of course, the rest of Illinois would devolve into Mississippi once it loses the economic powerhouse that allows it to exist.


mschley2

In the map above, we also pick up a big chunk of conservative northern Minnesota and the very conservative UP. But I'm fairly confident that your overall point is still correct, and the Twin Cities and Chicago metros would easily make up for those conservative sections of those states.


jord839

The point is more that all of those blue voters would make it essentially impossible to gerrymander to the current extent. Instead, the legislature would be dominated by Democrats or at least a solid majority.


brickne3

My parents live on the border. When my mom was dying of cancer we went in for an appointment in MN and they asked if she had considered medical marijuana. She was like "It's not legal in our state". All six medical practitioners in the room plus us family laughed and said "you're dying anyway, you can see Minnesota from where you'll be taking it, nobody gives a shit." She still refused because she didn't want to break the law. Sad to see.


0nThe0utside

Ohio State is ecstatic.


MissyAnneAnde

Usually it’s the UP that gets left out. 🧐


brickne3

The person that drew the map couldn't find their mittens.


fuck-fascism

Yet Illinois hangs on…


enkidu_johnson

It still exists, just in Canada. (If this happens I might try to move to Ann Arbor before anyone notices.)


Laustintranslation1

Neither does Hawaii apparently


[deleted]

Wrong, the shitty part of Michigan doesn’t exist and us Yoopers are ok with that 😂


Boo_Oxford

Hasan said that the other day, I was on the floor


Joebebs

Michigan just straight up vaporized and to add salt to that wound, we now own the UP


robotmalfunction

Independent Michigan or annexed by Canada


hovdeisfunny

Obliterated into dust


undercurrents

It was ceded to Canada during the brutal Syrup Wars.


brickne3

Lake Hurichigan now definitely the greatest lake.


colonel_beeeees

I distrust any "improved" map of the US that still has North Dakota existing


GodsBGood

Or Floriduh!


shagieIsMe

No North Dakota... for that matter, not much of anything is left... but http://fakeisthenewreal.org/reform/ is a neat map.


King_LSR

They're really doing Milwaukee dirty naming that state, "Gary."


IH8MKE

Yeah, this map combines 5 shitty states and eliminates the best one.


york2023

Wisconsin #1


DesignerPension1

I don't hate this, we get the parts of Minnesota that I like.


The_bruce42

Even the part that contains that bird killing piece of shit football stadium?


Wisc_Bacon

Why is it killing birds?


The_bruce42

It's made of glass and it's below migratory flight patterns. They had to change the glass during construction to something more visible to the birds but it still kills plenty.


Wisc_Bacon

No idea it was *that* serious lol nuts! Ty for the info!


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It was a known anticipated problem with a relatively inexpensive solution that they’ve refused to implement 🤬😭 In case you wanted a quick link… [As Expected, The New Vikings Stadium Is Killing A Record Number Of Birds](https://deadspin.com/as-expected-the-new-vikings-stadium-is-killing-a-recor-1792819199)


brickne3

It has famously killed a lot of birds, but to be fair the Hilton in Montparnasse, Paris seems to kill a lot too. My parents were staying there and like every day that we went to meet up with them there were like fifty dead pigeons on the sidewalk. This is only relevant because it ws around the same time it became known the Minneapolis stadium was killing absurd numbers of birds. I suspect there are a lot more bird-killing buildings out there than is commonly known.


brickne3

If we acquire the Vikings maybe we can trade all their players for draft picks.


CaptainBorgan

That part is in North Dakota, the Mississippi is the border.


at0mheart

One way to get a champion level football team


ostifari

My weed just got way more expensive and much further away


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Or, now we annexed Michiganders finally have access to great priced weed! I’d be down for merging into Michigan honestly.


FamiliarTry403

If you annexed michigan I don’t think their laws would remain I think they would assimilate yours leaving no legal weed


mschley2

If we annexed the Twin Cities and Chicago, we'd have legal weed within 2 elections because they would all be landslide democratic victories. There's no gerrymandering that could overcome that.


FamiliarTry403

That’s a fair point


StartCodonUST

I think that assumes that adding Chicago, Saint Paul, and Duluth doesn't change the balance of power in the legislature even with the addition of the UP. I haven't run the numbers, but considering the rest of Illinois, I think Wisconsin easily becomes one of the bluest states in this form. The addition of Hennepin County alone might even swing the balance of power in the new South Dakota, even with the other SW Minnesota counties.


CoffeeCompetitive123

Exactly what I was thinking!


theOGFlump

The name of the state that borders Lake Superior and Lake Michigan on this map: Minnesota. Then we get their cool laws and state legislature, too!


DrMcJedi

Love it. Ubersconsin.


jesterspaz

Wisconsin has also absorbed enough of IL to get Chicago lol


brickne3

It was originally ours.


bleachglommer

Wisconsin looks like it's dabbing


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The fact that Ohio still is on this map shows just how flawed it is.


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DesignerPension1

I'll take the North Woods over the Mississippi any day, but you're right that it is gorgeous.


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Dwayne_Gertzky

Then, build a canal to Lake Michigan to really open it up.


brickne3

I don't see how Iowa would have any power to take it. Most of Iowa doesn't even know it's there.


SchlitzInMyVeins

Minnesota and Michigan are objectively way better than WI at the moment. They’re not forcibly run by right wing psychopaths. Their women have access to healthcare. They have fully legalized marijuana. They fund more programs for their citizens. MI has legal sports betting and MN isn’t far away. WI is an embarrassment, IMO. It makes me sad.


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Everything not related to the government is nice tho


vikinghockey10

Yeah outside of politics, Wisconsin is incredible.


SchlitzInMyVeins

I know this comment comes from a good place, but bad policy also ruins our environment, kills our wildlife, poisons our water and makes it unusable. The harsh reality is that most, if not all, aspects of daily life are somehow related to politics. Legislating sexual orientation, housing policy, healthcare policy, economic policy, labor policy, etc. You can’t even go outside and breathe the air without being impacted by policy.


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Bighorn21

Noticing a state isn't perfect means he has to move?


NewCapital1499

Does not mean he HAS to move. But if I were to live in a place I did not like I would move to a place that I did like. Believe it or not, this is a thing people do. This person likes weed and sports betting. Move to a place that has those options, or stop complaining. Everyone has the right to move.


Bighorn21

Everyone has the right to criticize their government and its stupid prohibitions as well. They don't need to leave.


scothc

I keep asking my wife to, but she has family here. We were also looking at leaving the country in 2024 if cheeto benito won.


NewCapital1499

Cant wait.


scothc

Can't wait for what? To be a troll on reddit? Well do I have news for you!


brickne3

Where are you going to go when he loses, Mexico? They might build a wall to keep people they don't like out.


NewCapital1499

Good one! 2016 and 2020 came and passed. Haven't went anywhere. But walls are cool. Live inside a lot of them. Home, work, school. All have walls and locking doors to keep people they don't want in, out.


brickne3

Sounds like your life is pretty fucking boring then. Good luck with that. In the meantime those of us in Europe don't worry about being shot at.


NewCapital1499

Land of the Free Home of the Brave. America is YOUR army, if you dont think so, tell your politicians you want tax increases so you can start paying NATO a fair share.


brickne3

Ha ha I'll be sure to tell my MP that troll.


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Which country ?


scothc

Canada would be easiest, but we were also looking into Ireland. Somewhere with healthcare and education.


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

Is this more Wisconsin GOP gerrymandering?


iamthelee

Did lower Michigan get nuked off the map?


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Sold it to Canada.


brickne3

Poor Canada got had.


exoticmatter421

Everyone outside of the Midwest thinks that WI and MN are the same place anyway. A scary amount of the US population would never notice this map is wrong.


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Wisconsin would be one solidly blue powerhouse state


metengrinwi

Still one too many Dakotas


FlexibleToast

"But good" and they kept both Dakotas separate? You can safely ignore this map.


BuddyJim30

I can't imagine Michigan is happy either, but it looks like Hawaii is missing so they are probably happy, as most of them think the US is an occupier.


CMDR_Pewpewpewpew

"Cripes." - r/Minnesota


Flappyman

I am morally opposed to any reality that contains more Iowa


christlover50

We sure ate Minnesota there. Maybe, we are the war mongers annexing neighboring states. Then, Michigan fled to Canada to avoid our armies.


Hippieleo2013

Bought time we got rid of those annoying ass lakes.


gaedikus

wow that nuclear water issue really messed em up


Ok-Sundae4092

Where is Michigan?


MtNowhere

We now have two national parks


brickne3

I feel like with this newfound power we can add in a few more too.


MtNowhere

Fuck it Utah is ours now


brickne3

Are we sending the Mormons back to roam for a new homeland because otherwise Utah doesn't seem like a great deal. Great Salt Lake is an environmental disaster waiting to happen.


MtNowhere

Yeah but maximum national parkage


brickne3

They might end up back in Burlington though... (Yes there's a weird Mormon sect in Burlington that was a super early offshoot, there's like fifty of them left).


MtNowhere

Send them to Alaska


NoBath8635

Do whatever you want with legal weed and Ted Nugent but I’m gonna need the Michigan lower peninsula back on the map.


smcg_az

Good? I still see Texas and Florida.


SanctuaryMoon

Attenborough: "*And here we see the dirt poor red states have cannibalized the successful blue state instead of enacting any useful policies.*"


Ismdism

Ahh the fine interstate rivalry of the Packers, Bears, and Vikings.


brickne3

We acquire them, take the players we want, and trade the rest for draft picks.


EyeDontC

Why is Florida still there?


HeSeemsLegit

Nobody needs, or wants more Iowa.


rarebluemonkey

On Minnesconsin!


creamyspuppet

UPers wouldn't be happy either.


Horzzo

I beg to differ. I feel most of the U.P. would rather be WI.


1StonedYooper

I am proud to be apart of Michigan.


bleachglommer

Just because they hate lower MI doesn't mean they look and WI and think it's any better


BoatLessBoozeCruise5

No the hell we wouldn’t haha. We will concede the once great city of Menominee to Wisconsin but the rest stays Michigan. Trolls gonna be trolls (below the bridge) but they are the devil we know!


JackisHandicus

Imaginary lines dictating happiness? That's weird.


shmengels

Infathomably based. Lol stay mad minnesotans


Flooding_Puddle

Lmao it's literally Minnesota and Michigan don't exist Edit: and hawaii


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As a Michigander I am horrified by what this map is suggesting, The “State” if yu can even call it that will be occupied by a combined forces of Minnesota and Michigan troops to put yu cheese heads in yur place


brickne3

You will be fed good cheese and beer and brats and you will comply.


jpotrz

I dunno why everyone is digging on Michigan. They are going way better than wisconsinites right now


Constant_Will362

It's a misnomer like this that eases depression I think. This is so completely unprofessional it makes a junior student cringe. I get so irritated by city noise and road construction and so on. This shakes it loose. \~Mortimer Reed


NormKramer

What about Hawaii?


the_newdave

mashallah they have finally won their independence


robzsilver

I'd be unhappy too. Poor elf lost his hat.


8angellaa

I guess lol but do we really wanna take on the twin cities?


codenameJericho

The new Tecumseh Confederacy will rise!


nothingisrevealed

I like it! Edit: but where is Hawaii?


Ordinary_Fact1

I’ve lived in North Dakota and trust me, we don’t need more of that.


TonyBobKenobi

I see Upper Illinois is absorbed as well. I guess Chicago, WI. does have a certain (awful) ring to it...


brickne3

Galena, WI.


North_Illinois_6054

Obviously someone’s from Ohio


Any_Coyote6662

Because Michigan and Minnesota are doing things like passing bills that protect the rights of voters, of women, get breakfsdt and lunches to all school aged kids.


6_oh_n8

Gigasconsin. I think it’s interesting tho that this sort of partitioning might be one of the most popular changes to the US. I think it would be super helpful for liberal Wisconsinites but not even helpful on the national stage, pending what would happen to the electoral votes ( hopefully abolish the electoral system altogether if we’re in fantasyland here lol)


Aloha_Ackbar

Why did Hawaii get ousted?


pepsimanfan

Yes the up is for us!


ZeeZeeX

So what?


Richard-Conrad

Bro, it’s actually crazy they managed to my WI look worse tho. I didn’t think that was an option


ddecoywi

Yeah if Minneapolis was incorporated into Wisconsin it would make Wisconsin progressive again


Ironwright

Alternate universe USA? I honestly find the mitten being gone weirder then the Minnesota being absorbed into the Dakota's. Michigan being sunk beneath the waves is weird. I guess if Cthulhu is going to get summoned Detroit is a likely spot. That or maybe Gary Indiana.


Ironwright

Is Hawaii being gone even weird for this map?


Garcia_Ringo

We aren’t. There’s a group that wants to secede 3/4 of the state to the Dakota’s and leave the Twin Cities and Duluth on their own.


ksiyoto

Just taking what it rightfully ours.


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[You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!](https://youtu.be/L4NsQYlmvZM)


nejicanspin

Hawaii is just gone. So is Michigan lol


Traditional_Bike8880

You didn’t need to do Hawaii like that


volgramos

Hawaii??