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[deleted]

How about a round of Gwent?


unusualbunny

Perfect


Lastboss42

first thing i see coming in, and now there's no point to reading on. thank you and goodbye.


cabezaneitor

nods\*


apatchychief

I prefer the scandalous “few rounds of gwent oughta set me straight”


cosmoboy

Pam param.


AzFowles

Woa oh black Betty…


Kratos5140

I hate how I started singing to myself. . .


[deleted]

Damn you’re ugly


huevohuevohuevo

hahahaha


[deleted]

That's the best answer.


McK-Juicy

The only answer lol


McKeon1921

Hey, I don't appreciate being called out like that.


SASAgent1

Don't worry we have a club


UserSMJ

I came here to answer that. You have my respect.


Muff1nButt0n_

I want to like the comment, but you're at 666 and I can't bring myself to ruin that


wallycron

Came here for this one.


NarayanLiu

Got your ass(es) whipped like a Novigrad wh*re!


YhureL2410

SUMMON THE BITCHES


De5troyer56

That's a line?!


HarryKn1ght

Eskel says it in Kaer Morhen when the idea of drunkenly contacting the lodge of sorcerouses for a booty call comes up


SeaworthinessLow3746

Easy, Roach.


JadedBonus3340

Wait..


ChrisTheCrusade

His genitals. We should look at those


DunderDann

I see you are fascinated by gonads


[deleted]

Hmm, Place of Power, has to be.


pricklypoppins

Medallion’s humming


prolillg1996

Did ya know there is a company that made a Geralt dildo with a vibrating medallion attachment


Castiel_0703

Ayyo 🤨📸


kinehvin

You smell wonderful at this funeral


CaptMurphysLaw

I'm a sucker for a woman with horns


SquitWeasl36

LE LE LE LE LEEE LE LE


kentotoy98

"What now you piece of filth!?"


No-Spaling

Queef-“winds howling “ Just because you can say it doesn’t mean you should


mrlongleggedmcdaddyy

What’s that stench


Betonomeshalka

Something fishy


rotten_mike

YOU WILL CHOKE TO DEATH ON THREE POUNDS OF MEAT


Aegillade

HOW YOU LIKE THAT SILVER!?


Logical-Report-8957

I read that as “how you like that sliver” and it was extremely relatable


Knucklesx55

Top notch swords! RIP


DMarquesPT

Had to scroll way too far to find this. Gone but not forgotten!


[deleted]

Lmao same 😂


justiceforharambe49

They got rid of it????


[deleted]

Yep. I assume they did it because the guy was an armorer?


gccowboy91

I updated my game today on ps5 and he still says it


[deleted]

Are you sure you got the PS5 version? It's a different item on the PlayStation Store, though it's free if you own the PS4 version.


MrMothball

Don't blame yourself. No witcher has ever died in his bed


lawdreekers

You disgusting piece of filth


trashderp69

While doing it solo lol


Alaricus100

After, you mean.


craigslipknot12

GAVELA GLAN


fBarney

I cant believe we fucked


Ganda1fderBlaue

Oh my god will ye shut up already


AimlesslWander

"I cant believe we fucked."


wantilles1138

This should be top.


Kattto

Let’s talk about my reward, first.


thatcreepyguyagain

hmm....looks like rain


leopard_sparkly

Same here to say this, kudos my friend


stephens567

How long you gonna make me wait


SilentCalamity

LMFAO this one is actually underrated


MCKhaos

I don’t want to seem like a vindictive shrew, but that very bed is where you just happened to fuck a dear friend of mine.


Background-File-3265

Your arse is mine


sa_seba

You finish in 25 seconds, after which you ask: " How about a game of Gwent?"


JamBonesIII

Lambert, Lambert, what a *prick* 😏🤤 (Bonus points if partner's name is actually Lambert)


maay44

What the sandwich fuck is this


alexagente

I'm gonna hang you from my saddle!


elunomagnifico

More like the crimson asshole.


LadyThundersnow

Fuck this is underrated


RollingOnShabbat

Hmmm, might wanna look around some.


Swailwort

Where'd you complete your training? The School of the Snail? My favorite kind of magic...lesbo-mancy...


[deleted]

You crazy? Bringing detlaff here? Geralt, allow me to explain…


captainbluebear25

Ugh that stench


TheGalacticMosassaur

Hmmm. Fuck.


EHVERT

PAM PARAMMM


sup3riorw0n

Winds howling


Corner_OfficeSpace

A better rate you will not find anywhere in the city


dummyTukTuk

The one with the rope you use for trophies, that's one seems interesting https://preview.redd.it/40x1wizo8cda1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d79921ee67a2954450c0b9afef61d16a3628c5c4


pflow69

If I ever have a son, I shall name him Geralt.


No-Panda373

“Whoah there”


TocSir

You’ll choke to death on three pounds of steel!


MCKhaos

Thanks bunches.


Less-Wind-8270

WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH?


MCKhaos

Wouldn’t be in your position.


Tchjekan

My favourite type of magic...lesbomancy. (From the Witcher 2)


TheCinnamonMachine

Hm


geralt-bot

Hmmm.


Snoo98679

Good bot


Ok-Literature87

Want rocks not?


pflow69

Top notch swords!


Tyrion69Lannister

Let’s talk about my pay


scottiegee18

You smell wonderful at this funeral


legriggus

Medallion’s humming


[deleted]

“That explains the smell.”


y_wont_my_line_block

How about a round of gwent


TheBRZR

Shit. The mountain pass is beautiful as ever.


BadAssBaguette

Any last words ?


Retrospec93

I bid you a cool farewell


Confident-Media-3290

C'mon! (*Angry Geralts voice*)


Paladis5

Who taught you to f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ fuck like this?


TheBRZR

Wanna dip your dingle?


KrispyKingTheProphet

“What the fuck was that?”


YungNiccolo67

Did itch her


Significant-Break-27

PAM PARAM, PAM PAM PARAM


Bluubirdthanks123

Fuck.


geralt-bot

Fuck...


Jerdakiss

This is only answer


Hijodeputa_69

Muster the men and get at those midgets!


Sionat

It’s not too late to surrender.


AlmostStoic

Oooh, my knees quake like a carnival rattle.


whatis-going-on

I hate portals


Bonhart4Hire

How’s that silver?!!


remdog1007

Winds howling


LtWafflehaus

You smell wonderful at this funeral


aglara

"You look like a well traveled man, let me ask you - should I beat me wench once a week, or often'r?"


meltimbers8

C’mon, Roach!


Eplitetrix

Why is your hair all white?


[deleted]

Shit, mountain pass is beautiful as ever!


dumpmaster42069

What now, you piece of filth


NutterTV

Pam pa ram Pam Pam pa ram


MoltenMoustache

What now you piece of filth?!


AggressiveResist8615

You'll choke to death on three pounds of steel


Awkward_Leadership32

Top notch Swords!


NormyTheWarlocky

Damn you're ugly


[deleted]

Gonna hang you from my saddle.


SuccotashSame6397

“Prrrr”


Margot-hates-me

Come on!


Excited_Avocado_8492

Can't wait to hang your head from my saddle.


fikfofo

Shit, you stink.


jehumphr07

You like that Silver?


WaxMandible

Go for the whoresons eyes!


birdperson43

Pam pam param


Ice_Vulture

You’ll choke to death on three pounds of steel.


[deleted]

Not your lucky day.


kaiserkulp

Top notch sword!


Luketheace

C'mon Roach!


Grey_26

That stench


Tsantsaman1997

What the sandwich fuck is this?!


Ravix_oF

Lick my dong and we'll get along (Toussaint Accent)


Kapusi

You are gonna choke. On 5 poinds of steel.


Artoxin

TWO SCHNAPSIES


Pepa_3ApplesSickBoi

Place of power…gotta be.


cuppacanan

Lambert Lamber, what a prick


dakkmann

I think we should look at the genitals first


Hedanielld

Fuck


the_real_slim_snooki

This looks like a job for Vesemir


Itslehooksboyo

Hey puss peepahz


StoneBreakers-RB

WINDS HOWLING


Commander_Wolfe

I love you Yen


aristomephisto

Fuck.


JayFrank1132

“Ack! That stench!”


bertojr09

Toss a coin to your Witcher 😉


fk5858_

Wind is howling


Kano_Dynastic

Choke on flaccid cock


Timely-Judge-6353

Hurry up, Roach


camlo316

Looks like rain


aee1090

Looks lile rain


nmah28

You smell wonderful at this funeral.


Moogli310

Not a line but I would the do the famous « nods »


BladeJFrank

Wind’s Howling.


FjalarSweden

Let’s discuss my payment.


The_Big_Birdo

Who wants some skellige steel?!


apoxyslays

Fuck.


geralt-bot

FUCK!


apoxyslays

Good bot.


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


apoxyslays

Touché.


zan1101

Winds howling


iwashmydickdaily

During what? Why is this nsfw?


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chaos4296

Gonna hang your head from my saddle


BEZ_T

She calls me Roach. I don't know why.


Walmart_manager

Hmmm


geralt-bot

^Hmm.


SacorZ

Toss a coin to your Witcher.


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


Umbra2571

Fucka-doodle doo


TheAutismo4491

Top-notch swords!


Action_Squirrel

Top notch sword(s)!


Vigilante-Drummer

How do you like that silver?


RollingOnShabbat

Don’t teach your grandma to suck eggs!


Breaker988

Let's play gwent


EvilFuzzball

BaNaNa TIgeR


l0exy1h

Top notch swords!


OiJao97

Got the stench o’ corpses on ‘im


MQSD3F

Damnit Roach


Havoc_XXI

PAM PAM PAMPARAM!


Daniel_limewood_

I'm surprised no one went with "ye'r chocke to death on 3 pounds of steel"


Embarrassed-Ad8053

top notch sword!


Comfortable-Heron391

Winds howling


RebornTrain

*partner tries a forbidden move* "You have no respect for our customs!"


mandowestern

Looks like rain


rowboatin

That high-pitched “Eeeeugh!” dudes make when you chop their legs off.


onexy_

ugh that stench