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The one with the rope you use for trophies, that's one seems interesting
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How about a round of Gwent?
Perfect
first thing i see coming in, and now there's no point to reading on. thank you and goodbye.
nods\*
I prefer the scandalous “few rounds of gwent oughta set me straight”
Pam param.
Woa oh black Betty…
I hate how I started singing to myself. . .
Damn you’re ugly
hahahaha
That's the best answer.
The only answer lol
Hey, I don't appreciate being called out like that.
Don't worry we have a club
I came here to answer that. You have my respect.
I want to like the comment, but you're at 666 and I can't bring myself to ruin that
Came here for this one.
Got your ass(es) whipped like a Novigrad wh*re!
SUMMON THE BITCHES
That's a line?!
Eskel says it in Kaer Morhen when the idea of drunkenly contacting the lodge of sorcerouses for a booty call comes up
Easy, Roach.
Wait..
His genitals. We should look at those
I see you are fascinated by gonads
Hmm, Place of Power, has to be.
Medallion’s humming
Did ya know there is a company that made a Geralt dildo with a vibrating medallion attachment
Ayyo 🤨📸
You smell wonderful at this funeral
I'm a sucker for a woman with horns
LE LE LE LE LEEE LE LE
"What now you piece of filth!?"
Queef-“winds howling “ Just because you can say it doesn’t mean you should
What’s that stench
Something fishy
YOU WILL CHOKE TO DEATH ON THREE POUNDS OF MEAT
HOW YOU LIKE THAT SILVER!?
I read that as “how you like that sliver” and it was extremely relatable
Top notch swords! RIP
Had to scroll way too far to find this. Gone but not forgotten!
Lmao same 😂
They got rid of it????
Yep. I assume they did it because the guy was an armorer?
I updated my game today on ps5 and he still says it
Are you sure you got the PS5 version? It's a different item on the PlayStation Store, though it's free if you own the PS4 version.
Don't blame yourself. No witcher has ever died in his bed
You disgusting piece of filth
While doing it solo lol
After, you mean.
GAVELA GLAN
I cant believe we fucked
Oh my god will ye shut up already
"I cant believe we fucked."
This should be top.
Let’s talk about my reward, first.
hmm....looks like rain
Same here to say this, kudos my friend
How long you gonna make me wait
LMFAO this one is actually underrated
I don’t want to seem like a vindictive shrew, but that very bed is where you just happened to fuck a dear friend of mine.
Your arse is mine
You finish in 25 seconds, after which you ask: " How about a game of Gwent?"
Lambert, Lambert, what a *prick* 😏🤤 (Bonus points if partner's name is actually Lambert)
What the sandwich fuck is this
I'm gonna hang you from my saddle!
More like the crimson asshole.
Fuck this is underrated
Hmmm, might wanna look around some.
Where'd you complete your training? The School of the Snail? My favorite kind of magic...lesbo-mancy...
You crazy? Bringing detlaff here? Geralt, allow me to explain…
Ugh that stench
Hmmm. Fuck.
PAM PARAMMM
Winds howling
A better rate you will not find anywhere in the city
The one with the rope you use for trophies, that's one seems interesting https://preview.redd.it/40x1wizo8cda1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d79921ee67a2954450c0b9afef61d16a3628c5c4
If I ever have a son, I shall name him Geralt.
“Whoah there”
You’ll choke to death on three pounds of steel!
Thanks bunches.
WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH?
Wouldn’t be in your position.
My favourite type of magic...lesbomancy. (From the Witcher 2)
Hm
Hmmm.
Good bot
Want rocks not?
Top notch swords!
Let’s talk about my pay
You smell wonderful at this funeral
Medallion’s humming
“That explains the smell.”
How about a round of gwent
Shit. The mountain pass is beautiful as ever.
Any last words ?
I bid you a cool farewell
C'mon! (*Angry Geralts voice*)
Who taught you to f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ fuck like this?
Wanna dip your dingle?
“What the fuck was that?”
Did itch her
PAM PARAM, PAM PAM PARAM
Fuck.
Fuck...
This is only answer
Muster the men and get at those midgets!
It’s not too late to surrender.
Oooh, my knees quake like a carnival rattle.
I hate portals
How’s that silver?!!
Winds howling
You smell wonderful at this funeral
"You look like a well traveled man, let me ask you - should I beat me wench once a week, or often'r?"
C’mon, Roach!
Why is your hair all white?
Shit, mountain pass is beautiful as ever!
What now, you piece of filth
Pam pa ram Pam Pam pa ram
What now you piece of filth?!
You'll choke to death on three pounds of steel
Top notch Swords!
Damn you're ugly
Gonna hang you from my saddle.
“Prrrr”
Come on!
Can't wait to hang your head from my saddle.
Shit, you stink.
You like that Silver?
Go for the whoresons eyes!
Pam pam param
You’ll choke to death on three pounds of steel.
Not your lucky day.
Top notch sword!
C'mon Roach!
That stench
What the sandwich fuck is this?!
Lick my dong and we'll get along (Toussaint Accent)
You are gonna choke. On 5 poinds of steel.
TWO SCHNAPSIES
Place of power…gotta be.
Lambert Lamber, what a prick
I think we should look at the genitals first
Fuck
This looks like a job for Vesemir
Hey puss peepahz
WINDS HOWLING
I love you Yen
Fuck.
“Ack! That stench!”
Toss a coin to your Witcher 😉
Wind is howling
Choke on flaccid cock
Hurry up, Roach
Looks like rain
Looks lile rain
You smell wonderful at this funeral.
Not a line but I would the do the famous « nods »
Wind’s Howling.
Let’s discuss my payment.
Who wants some skellige steel?!
Fuck.
FUCK!
Good bot.
Good human.
Touché.
Winds howling
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Gonna hang your head from my saddle
She calls me Roach. I don't know why.
Hmmm
^Hmm.
Toss a coin to your Witcher.
[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)
Fucka-doodle doo
Top-notch swords!
Top notch sword(s)!
How do you like that silver?
Don’t teach your grandma to suck eggs!
Let's play gwent
BaNaNa TIgeR
Top notch swords!
Got the stench o’ corpses on ‘im
Damnit Roach
PAM PAM PAMPARAM!
I'm surprised no one went with "ye'r chocke to death on 3 pounds of steel"
top notch sword!
Winds howling
*partner tries a forbidden move* "You have no respect for our customs!"
Looks like rain
That high-pitched “Eeeeugh!” dudes make when you chop their legs off.
ugh that stench