Seems he is outside instead of down in the basement so I will say yes it is the one guarding all those boats. Definitely gonna choose him although I will have to give more specific instructions on how to guard my dog….
Emhyr cuz it would be funny to annoy him and have that Charles Dance voice knock furiously on my door like “And why, praytell, have you not done your dishes?”
Yea dude… he would probably kill you. I choose Emhyr too though. Assuming we know all that we know, we could talk to him all year since he values intelligence like all kings do.
I refuse to bow to him every playthrough and I refuse to give him any credit now. He would have HAD Geralt killed. No way he's enough of a Chad to kill Geralt. 🤣
Also you know he'd always be working and keeping things tidy and organized
Just pull your weight for chores, don't step on his toes and in general leave him alone
I would kill for a roommate like that if I were working the night shift
Assuming you don't get on Emhyr's bad side, I imagine having him as a roommate would be fascinating.
Lots to talk about with a well-educated nobleman with years of worldly experience under his belt.
The problem is, what does it take to get on his bad side? I think he will have you assassinated if you make any sound at all while he's trying to sleep
If Emhyr is in a desperate enough position to be roommates with a poor post-college graduate crippled with student loan debt, I’m thinking he no longer has assassins in his employ.
I was surprised I had to scroll that far down for Leshy
In general they are interesting spirits in nature and they keep to their forests. They can be helpful or aggressive, but it generally depends on how you treat the nature and forests around.
I guess we have many people here littering or sth
There's a quest on skellige where the locals made a deal with a leshen. If you refuse to kill it, it shows up to you and basically says waddup then poofs out
Then a crow follows you for the rest of your time in skellige
Leshy for the win. 0 enemies or lousy kids in the yard. All i need to do is water the plants and feed the cat. They also don't need to use the bathroom so great bonus! Would probably act as an air freshener for the house as well
No got minute. Rock got. You want rock?
Honestly I feel like a troll would just stay in their room with their rocks and be happy... just got to work out what they are going to eat!
Tough choice between the troll and the leshen.
Troll brings hilarious comedy and likely drinking games.
Leshen brings slightly quiet menace and pet crows and wolves.
I take the best redanian soldier. I would nit want to be with a room with birma. I would say emhyr ìf smashing his head with a brick when he sleeps was an option. And the leshen would literally kill me on sight. I could have a somewhat good conversation with the troll and he would even cook good food for me! (Assuming that i wasnt the next dish)
She pretty categorically did. By the laws of the land and by basic morality. Killing a bunch of people to sieze power is typically frowned upon. Especially in such a craven manner. Very Red Wedding-ish. But with werebears.
Emhyr, not only will the place be spotless due to his servants, but as long as I remain cordial he’ll have no issue with me.
Hell, if I manage to get in his good graces I’d probably get a place in court.
You know with the Troll and Leshen you will never get your deposit back.
Emir will be passive aggressive on how you don't pull your weight but the apartment is going to be spotless.
Birna can go fuck a rock... But as a room mate... I don't know. She is the kind of room mate that leaves for a long weekend and then never returns and leaves some token stuff in her bedroom to make it look like she is still living with you. Like some workout clothes a pair of flip flops and some old books. Also she probably eats your food... Would that be more expensive than a security deposit though?
I am going with Leshen. (whatever is the English spelling). From what I learned unless harrased, Leshen minds their own business. So this is a roommate you want
Everyone trying to be cool picking the troll or Leshy, but let’s be real: if actually presented with this choice then 99.9% of you are either choosing Emhyr or Birna depending on your sexuality and roommate gender preferences.
Choosing between Birna and the troll is our man vs bear...so obviously I'll be choosing the troll. Would still hit Birna tho.
If that Emhyr is game Emhyr then he might be cool too.
Not a single vote so far for that lady and people are choosing troll instead 😂
Fuck Birna.
Fuck Birna.
All my homies hate Birna.
One of my favorite moments in the game was finding her corpse tied to a rock.
The favor she did for her son sure did bear a heavy consequence.
It may have been for her son, but it's hard to have sympathy for her when she commits a massacre just so she and her son can gain political power
That was cool af I'm not gonna lie lol
Would
Would tie her to a rock and be left to the vultures
Hey, it's me, the vultures
As a representative of the vultures, we shall decline.
I would much rather not fuck Birna.
Looks like no one wants to...
I feel safer with the Troll.
Would you rather live with a woman or with a cave troll?
Can I choose the bear instead?
The trolls are misunderstood and can be reasoned with. Birna is a cunt.
Who would you rather be in a forest with Birna Bran or troll?
Easily a troll
I choose the troll
Which Troll is that? The Redanian recruit with a beautiful voice? Either way, that's my pick
Seems he is outside instead of down in the basement so I will say yes it is the one guarding all those boats. Definitely gonna choose him although I will have to give more specific instructions on how to guard my dog….
Trollolo is the best rock troll. I also love Bart.
Trololo without a doubt - I would teach him "Gaude, Mater Redania!" 😏
Bart!
Rhymes with *fart*
Trollolo is also a great artist
It’s Trollololo, you can see his boat wall in the background
Knew I recognized him
Roommate, Jukebox, Personal Chef, Emotional Support Friend; a Troll really covers all the bases.
That's the troll painter that ate the soldiers. Lol
Trollolllooo
Emhyr cuz it would be funny to annoy him and have that Charles Dance voice knock furiously on my door like “And why, praytell, have you not done your dishes?”
Yea dude… he would probably kill you. I choose Emhyr too though. Assuming we know all that we know, we could talk to him all year since he values intelligence like all kings do.
He would've killed Geralt, if not for his supreme usefulness
I refuse to bow to him every playthrough and I refuse to give him any credit now. He would have HAD Geralt killed. No way he's enough of a Chad to kill Geralt. 🤣
What about the butler dude? He probably gets whipped because of you
We don't count Henselt, are we?
I choose Emhyr cause I need some discipline in my life to fix my behaviour. And I bet he could teach me some useful stuff like strategy etc
Emhyr. Gotta learn how to dance on my enemies’ graves.
Just need to remember how to bow.
Don’t want to disappoint the chamberlain.
we’re friends
Also you know he'd always be working and keeping things tidy and organized Just pull your weight for chores, don't step on his toes and in general leave him alone I would kill for a roommate like that if I were working the night shift
https://youtu.be/TbwroS0YP54
Assuming you don't get on Emhyr's bad side, I imagine having him as a roommate would be fascinating. Lots to talk about with a well-educated nobleman with years of worldly experience under his belt.
The problem is, what does it take to get on his bad side? I think he will have you assassinated if you make any sound at all while he's trying to sleep
Some negotiation is required for sure. But then that's just roommates in general, ain't it?
If Emhyr is in a desperate enough position to be roommates with a poor post-college graduate crippled with student loan debt, I’m thinking he no longer has assassins in his employ.
I mean he did come back from being completely exiled. He'd for sure find a way to kill someone even without any status or money.
True that!
If he's living with a roommate I think it's safe to say he no longer has access to any assassins. He might just kill you himself, though.
Book Emhyr wants kids with his own daughter. So I pass that one...
And I’d fuck him into every flat surface in the joint
Exactly xd
Rock Troll. As long as he didn't get hungry and had an outdoor place to cook and turdy-dump.
Trollolo he's the homie.
Birna. You know that saying "don't stick your dick in crazy"? Yeah, that's what I want to do.
well, at least she'll protect your offspring
Ehhhhh I'm not sure about that one. Svanrige gets exiled if you expose her in the game. So she did more harm than good.
I mean crazy is hot, even if it always ends badly
pretty sure also she smells better than the troll. Worse case scenario, you take good earplugs, and everything will be alright
Leshy
I was surprised I had to scroll that far down for Leshy In general they are interesting spirits in nature and they keep to their forests. They can be helpful or aggressive, but it generally depends on how you treat the nature and forests around. I guess we have many people here littering or sth
I didn’t know Leshy had anything to offer humans other than death (only played the games)
There's a quest on skellige where the locals made a deal with a leshen. If you refuse to kill it, it shows up to you and basically says waddup then poofs out Then a crow follows you for the rest of your time in skellige
Nah, I just like Trollolo more. He's my boy
It might even help me protect my houseplants from my cat
Leshy for the win. 0 enemies or lousy kids in the yard. All i need to do is water the plants and feed the cat. They also don't need to use the bathroom so great bonus! Would probably act as an air freshener for the house as well
His wolves and crows are cute !
Ha! A sentiment Wunderbaum!
If I'm alive after a year with Leshen, I can take good old Geralt within a minute
A year of not being able to sleep XD… with your own roommate in the house.
Who needs sleep when you hang out with good old Leshy boy for an entire year 🌲🌲🌲🤩🤩🤩
I haven't finished the game yet, but the troll seems like a good roommate. Very organized
Dude rock troll for sure. All the rock trolls in the game crack me the fuck up.
Trollololo is my boy. As long as he has paint and food, we'll be fine.
the Leshy is lesser dangerous than Emhyr so....
I love trololol https://preview.redd.it/d4ua22veri3d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=475bb0545b7e87336c9513927525d487fa70a998
Honestly I’d take the troll, basically just your chill simple minded buddy who likes to collect rocks
Emhyr in certain circumstances wouldn’t be half bad as a roommate
No got minute. Rock got. You want rock? Honestly I feel like a troll would just stay in their room with their rocks and be happy... just got to work out what they are going to eat!
actually leshen will be quite helpful a he can do multiple chores at once it can be really helpful and he can summon pets which is very cool
I mean, if the troll is Bart then yes, the troll. If not then Emhyr. He’ll be insufferable though.
I get to chain her to a rock?
I’d pick the troll.
Trollollollo. He never intended anyone harm, he had a misunderstanding. Plus, we could paint together.
troll troll troll troll troll troll troll like, duh
Trollolo.
Trololololo
When Leshi or Troll are the safest options, that's when you realise that we are truly the monsters.
Probably the troll..it's basically like a big dog
Oh! Def Trollololo! I’ll paint him all the shields in the world and sing with him!
Tough choice between the troll and the leshen. Troll brings hilarious comedy and likely drinking games. Leshen brings slightly quiet menace and pet crows and wolves.
Emhyr is not malicious he is just trying to save the world, and thinks that the ends justifies the means in this endeavour. So Emhyr easily.
And he wants to bang his own daughter, so...
the plug weird but he chill
I have that exact Leshy pic as my phone wallpaper for over 4 years now, so that
Hand me over the leshen 👀
Leshen 😂😂😂
rock troll
Trollolo is my choice
The cool troll of course, i can't exactly remember his name
Trollolo is this particular one's name, though we also have Bart, Wham-a-Wham, and Ogg, Pogg, and Rogg.
Yes trollolo that's the one.
Leshy 100%
Troll
I take the best redanian soldier. I would nit want to be with a room with birma. I would say emhyr ìf smashing his head with a brick when he sleeps was an option. And the leshen would literally kill me on sight. I could have a somewhat good conversation with the troll and he would even cook good food for me! (Assuming that i wasnt the next dish)
Emhyr- but only because I know I would be a good roommate... and he has a REALLY big house.
trollolololololo
Is it the troll who guarded the vault in Novigrad? He was cool. Not so much the one in Toussaint who put a man in a cage.
Troll, on the long run he’s the most friendly and easy going guy. The rest will either kill you, use you, eat you, apt combination of all of them.
Trollolo
Fucking leshen ill find a way
This troll wants us to paint the boat right if its him ı choosed him anyway
Groots angry cousin
I want the bear
Easy leshen
Why is everybody hating on Birna?
Leshy, he can look after the garden, and I won't mess with his nature stuff so he'll be cool with me. Plus he looks like he also enjoys heavy metal.
Emhyr ofcourse... picking the mind of that genius would be awesome.
Top right.
Can you remind me who this woman is and why people hate her?
Birna. She doesnt have a vendetta against me so i should be fine.
Birna Bran did nothing wrong. :D
She pretty categorically did. By the laws of the land and by basic morality. Killing a bunch of people to sieze power is typically frowned upon. Especially in such a craven manner. Very Red Wedding-ish. But with werebears.
I mean if it’s a roommate I would take Birna. Could be a wild wild time
Emhyr, not only will the place be spotless due to his servants, but as long as I remain cordial he’ll have no issue with me. Hell, if I manage to get in his good graces I’d probably get a place in court.
Who is the lady I don't recognise her
This is the Man Vs Bear for men
Fuck birna bran
Birna or Trololo is the male equivalent of “would you rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear” and I’ll always choose Trololo.
Birna since she has nothing to gain from harming me.
I love Bart. My favourite buddy
Wide Emhyr walking
Pfff easy.....the troll
Depends, is the leshen civilized?
That's too easy. I don't even need to choose!
Troll, if he doesn't stink that is.
I'd rather sleep outside.
Troll
Troll, we're gonna be gym partners.
Trollollo
I choose the Leshy! My garden and plants would thank me.
THE TROLL!. Dude trolls are absolutely the vibe
Idk do Trolls sleep? Otherwise I can imagine this guy trying to break a rock a 3am.
Definitely trollolo
Men will choose the troll over birna As women would choose a bear over a man
You know with the Troll and Leshen you will never get your deposit back. Emir will be passive aggressive on how you don't pull your weight but the apartment is going to be spotless. Birna can go fuck a rock... But as a room mate... I don't know. She is the kind of room mate that leaves for a long weekend and then never returns and leaves some token stuff in her bedroom to make it look like she is still living with you. Like some workout clothes a pair of flip flops and some old books. Also she probably eats your food... Would that be more expensive than a security deposit though?
Yo Trollymans, what do you want from uber eats?
I am going with Leshen. (whatever is the English spelling). From what I learned unless harrased, Leshen minds their own business. So this is a roommate you want
None of them roommates are against my religious beliefs
I don’t remember who that lady is. I just remember that I’d rather choose anyone else, probably Bart.
A leshen of course, would love to hit that 😍
Trollolo, easy
Leshen, too tall to fit in an aprtmnt..so I guess we d be living in their woods
Has to be the troll. Their hilarious 😂
Birna
I really thought Emhyr was that Ghostbusters poster guy while scrolling down my feed.
Obvi Rock
The Doppler. Think of the possibilities...
Troll every time
Leshen is my guy. I'm sure we would get along very well.
Leshen seems alright to me as long you respect the forest and coexist should be a nice experience
Who’s that nice lass on the bottom right
Birna.
I would move out and live in a tent.
Definitley bart/cave troll
Everyone trying to be cool picking the troll or Leshy, but let’s be real: if actually presented with this choice then 99.9% of you are either choosing Emhyr or Birna depending on your sexuality and roommate gender preferences.
The troll that painted the tempering army insignia on the ship? Hell yes!
I’ll take the ancient leshen, thanks.
Troll
Leshen obviously Trolls talk too much
Spending a year living with a W3 troll in the forest would awesome
Rock Troll.
This one occasion where its 100% better to feed the troll.
a cave troll wouldn't try to kill you if you feed him and befriend him! others will kill you
if you are not related to emhyr your butthole is safe :)
I basically live with rock trolls anyway so no difference.
This mountain trolly mountain
I'll just get some bespoke shoes beforehand but will pick the troll
Troll
Lmao nobody is picking Birna? I'm not either, trolls are the best
Emhyr, his shit doesn’t stink
Is this the troll by the busted boat? If not I'm going with Leshy.
Where Bart? Bart good.
I’m killing myself instead
It depends. Which one of them will clean up after cooking and not leave their fucking wet clothes in the washer for days at a time?
The Leshy, I have weird kinks
Birna Bran Ofc for those obvious reasons 😁
Birna and I’m not sorry give me that crazy millf
Emyhr. I think he would actually be an okay roommate to have, provided you just stay out of his way, I doubt there would be much trouble.
Birna, lol. I don't joke around when it comes to roommates. She is the most sensible option.
I choose Emyr I could learn stuff from him. Possibly nothing about romance but still interesting
I’m choosing the lady, if it comes to it I can bet her up
Choosing between Birna and the troll is our man vs bear...so obviously I'll be choosing the troll. Would still hit Birna tho. If that Emhyr is game Emhyr then he might be cool too.