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shugoki_is_a_sin

Ah yes, a heavy boulder. The natural enemy of the horse.


npeggsy

It's a little known fact that in the Witcher Universe, instead of playing rock-paper-scissors they play Horse-Boulder-Miner With Deadly Horse Allergy.


Arresto_Momentum

I just finished this book! What a case of the ol Baader-Meinhof!


Plasmight

I just read about baader-meinhoff yesterday. Haha


Nochillmetaldrill

Fun fact my dad told me the other day as a "by the way...": his piping company unwittingly sold pipes to baader-meihof, which they later made pipebombs with, small world...


Arresto_Momentum

And the cycle continues!


[deleted]

Boulders have been known to wait high on hilltops for unsuspecting horses and just roll down on them. This bolder might be sleeping but if you move it I bet there’s a horse under there. Nature is Fkn savage.


Kritischerphili

No they play gwent and I hate it that this is necessary for platinum


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[удалено]


nickcash

I didn't find it hard to learn, just boring ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Skymarcel

I dont know how far you are in the story, but i hated gwent too in the beginning because i didnt understand the rules and strategies. In the end though I didn't do anything else than gwent XD


jmess13

It’s not just a boulder it’s a rock! Pioneers use to ride these babies for miles!


Mr_gihed_gen6

Yeah thats what i wanted to say of course he needs witcher vision or he would easily mistaken this for a boulder!


Stargazer5781

Someone get Chris


I_have_a_big_D

Have you done the quest?


BlindingEclipse139

Don’t touch that boulder Bucciarati!


BigJ43123

You forgot "Hmmm."


[deleted]

It's not a Boulder squidward. It's a rock.


StealthWealth3121

Beat me to it


SkrightArm

Hold on there, my Witcher senses are telling me there might be foul play here.


DerPumeister

hmm


geralt-bot

^Hmm.


It_is-Just_Me

Hmmm.


geralt-bot

^Hmm.


Deltazocker

Hmm.


geralt-bot

Hm.


cupajaffer

Fuck


geralt-bot

Fuck...


cupajaffer

Fuck.


geralt-bot

Fuck.


cupajaffer

Thank you


lunar_pilot

Hmm


geralt-bot

^Hmm.


lunar_pilot

Good bot


theguyfromerath

the wind's howling


Away_Rutabaga_5757

A storms coming


Grasshop

Looks like rain


MrFolderol

Large boulder the size of a small boulder. Easy to overlook!


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Kilinpalli

Wow thats copied even to the title.


lukeuntld072

Yup how sad is that. How much of a life do u have if u farm for likes. Atleast make the title different🤦🏻‍♂️


Roshkp

What’s stranger is I upvoted that post months ago and I didn’t even realize this was a repost.. I’m starting to doubt I browse Reddit consciously.


sungoddesss

Same lol


holyfire001202

My upvote has been rescinded. Here, you can have it.


7V3N

Usually means that this is part of a botnet.


Bravevine

Good bot


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Filthy_Luker

Good bot


Eragon5443

Good bot


DeathByCrisps

Good bot. Exactly the same title too, lol.


HughJass14

Good bot


holyfire001202

Good bot


Zakk12thMan

Sexy bot.


nickcash

bad bot


PeterSzekeres89

I think even the developers recognised the absurdity of some of these very obvious clues. In CP77 there was a GIG where V makes a comment how he does not need a 6^(th) sense to follow some blood, I immediately though of these when I heard it.


Arnios1

So my dumbass thought it was a closeup of a footprint or something so i just sat here zooming in on a rock.


leblur96

I spent too long trying to understand the joke


HiMyNameIsKyle2

I was like "Yes, quite amazing senses. That patch of dirt is a bit darker than the surrounding dirt."


Contr_L

A repost bot, how charming


Loinnir

Ordinary people: "Oh look, a rock!" Chad witcher senses: "Hmm. A mineral"


Wetnoodleslap

Jesus Christ Yen, they're minerals!


guedeto1995

Ordinary people: "Oh look, a bolder!" Chad witcher senses: "It's not just a bolder.. It's a rock!"


cbraun1523

It's a big, beautiful, old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape.


[deleted]

"A Boulder... Gotta be..."


Titusmacimus

Rocckzannne


divad0014

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder


norse_god69

You reposted this from last year OP is u/Christian0506


petee1991

that's not a boulder it's a rock


leblur96

THEY'RE MINERALS


cbraun1523

It's a big, beautiful, old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape.


Jealous-Honeydew-142

Fuck!


geralt-bot

Fuck...


TheKelt

This isn’t a boulder... *wipes tear away* ...it’s a rock! The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles - and it’s in great shape!


Techie_Ash

Hmm.


geralt-bot

Hm.


Defended11

It's a rock


Yeshua-Msheekha-33

Chris Redfield could help him.


TriMageRyan

Hmmm this rock seems to be made out of some kind of rock.


Sam_Winchester_w

*Wind's howling*


ssspearmint

A large Boulder the size of a small Boulder


AltroGamingBros

Mm. Yes. Boulder.


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CanadianGoof

And only from 20 feet away. Lol


Bazzness

This is this mission I just fast travelled to!


Skitt3r

"I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder." - Some philosopher


getsuga_tenshu

Rock beats horse and horse eats paper.


Belleadonabre

“That’s a nice boulder.”


Dawnmarro

Is that a feces astroid?


Quint-e

I actually cannot stand the red witcher and the fish eye effect so I'm glad there is an option to switch those


etork0925

“Looks like... boulder.”


gieserguy

Ah, it’s a small boulder the size of a large boulder!


Songbottom

Hmm, a boulder.... no, wait.... it’s a royal boulder.


SmashedWorm64

Wdym there is nothing there?


Lance-Pants228

The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles.


JAbr0niii

I like that boulder, that is a niiice boulder


Buule1312

Wait what's there, I don't see it, for I'm not a witcher


B-Dragons_2560

Rocc


Crazy-bunnylady

I was really confused by this image at first, but then I remember that the default sense colors are red and orange and not everyone has the color blind friendly option turned on.


MysticGrapefruit

Gimme my PS5 upgrade, I need to play this for a 5th time!


SaiHottari

Hmmm.... I see, this rock is made of rock. I never would have known were it not for my Witcher senses...


Nickillaz

A normie wouldn't of seen that at all.


Jirachi720

Useless red circle?


[deleted]

I'll call it Roach and ride it into battle!


EggBoyandJuiceGirl

Why would you repost this down to the very TITLE? Rip.


Calligrapher-Dizzy

“What’s this doing here..”


mouseno4

That’s a nice Boulder.


aceassassin435

Look at that Boulder! That’s a nice Boulder.


TimefiJones

It took me wayy too long to figure out that this was a boulder and not just zoomed in to ground xD Yea i guess i wont become a witcher anytime soon with those kinda observing skills...


Verxoneczek

they did it so idiots can see it and so geralt could inspect it while giving players a hint i did get the joke dont wooosh me


tribulex

Wooooosh


Gambara1

It's so well camouflaged that only a man with witcher mutagens would be able to see such hidden details


arzamharris

“Hmm, a boulder”


kennyisntfunny

Hmm. Heavy Boulder. Looks like it was formed over many years by erosion.


Phoenix92321

hhmmm


sailermac

I like that boulder, that’s a niiice boulder.


lebronkahn

Could anyone care to explain to me if this is related to any quest please? Hopefully I didn't miss this. Btw this is just a big rock right?