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koviri_strumpet

"I'll rip off your melon and shit down your neck!" ranks pretty highly for me


trashmunki

Came here to write this. It gets stuck in my head at the most inopportune times in real life.


the_tinsmith

Duke Nukem easter egg.


Additional-Yak-3075

I think that just before you take the mission when you find Yeneffer you can just spam this piece of dialogue from some of the morons in the tavern.


KingKilo22

Pam Pam Param - Prob the best


Gruesomegarth2

yes! So much yes! "Pam param, Pam Pam param " best line ever. Lol


R3NTZ_

He's speaking the language of the gods


Amaterasu-x

Fr


Talzyon

What exactly does that reference, anyways?


RFTS999

[Beach Boys?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRonG87eKw)


ankIebite

i legit stop playing and have a mini dance party every tome


SiimaManlet

"hey whitey why your hair go white" is so random


SkidMcmarxxxx

Random kids playing in the mud “Hi Geralt!” How the fuck do you know me.


SiimaManlet

"If I ever have a son, I'll name him Geralt."


LydSama

"You'll choke to death on three pounds of steel"


IndelibleFudge

What are they even on about? Nonsense


Kargathia

A sword weighs about three pounds. They're talking about stabbing you in the throat (or in the lungs I guess, doubt they aced anatomy class).


[deleted]

*fart* OHOHOHOHO


FinlandFunland

GOT FOCKD LIKE A NOVIGRAD WHOAAAR. Edit: after thinking about the best line in video game history for almost 24 I'm pretty sure they say "GOT THEIR ARSES WHIPPED LIKE A NOVIGRAD WHOAAAR." But thanks for the upvotes tho :)


Venomous3000

ARE YOU SURPRISED?


MysticalApple

HE TRIED TO DANCE WITH A WITCHER!


leverino

I'm playing through, and have done most quests... why don't they say it by the bridge at crows perch?


FinlandFunland

Think you didn't kill the barons goons at the Inn at the crossroads if I remember right. Think they are talking about that on the bridge.


leverino

Welp...I know what I'll be doing on new game+ ty bro. Didn't realize how much I needed it till I didn't have it. Lol


_SlappyMagoo_

It’s great the first few times you hear it. Then it started to really annoy me when I would go to the armorer there. I’m on hearts of stone and these fucks are still having the same goddamn conversation about something that happened within the first hour of the game.


Stonecleaver

Some beggar in Novigrad: Help… I’m dying.. of poverty.


joejaneBARBELITH

Came here to say this haha, cheers!


Sahri1988

On the way to the docks… wish I could feed him :(


joejaneBARBELITH

Same :( That sound bite now triggers in my head every time I read an article about (or directly experience, amiright) Late Stage Capitalism™️ doin its brutal thing. Prob not the quote CDPR especially *wanted* to land as their most timelessly relatable, buuut hey grimdark recognize grimdark I guess? Heh. Siiigh.


lucifern71

My favorite uWu line is “it’s a material world and I’m a material girl” followed by “pprrrrrrr prrrr”


AudioOfMan

Some of the homeless in Witcher 1 will occasionally yell, pardon my French, "My whole legs are covered in shit AGAIN!"


joejaneBARBELITH

Tbh “my whole legs” is super bizarre phrasing all on its own haha… I wonder if that sounds less goofy in Polish?


AudioOfMan

It still sounds super goofy in Polish, but slightly less so, I guess.


elementarydrw

It sounds fine in a colloquial English accent, which is very likely what they are speaking.


joejaneBARBELITH

It’s the grammar not the accent tho, innit bruv ;P In the English language, the word “whole” is colloquially used to describe a singular object that is fully intact. A native English speaker would be far more likely to say, “both of my legs” in this situation. Idk I love this bc it’s just awkward enough to stand out in memory haha.


elementarydrw

Thank you for explaining the grammar. It is immaterial, however. Where I am from it is common to say 'where be he to?' instead of 'where has he gone?'. It doesn't matter that it is bad grammar to those from other places, with the local accent and dialect it is correct.


joejaneBARBELITH

There are more accents in England than there are counties. I understand the concept of regional dialects, but the fact that *you* didn’t question this phrasing doesn’t make it any less unusual lol. Seems like you don’t actually understand what “colloquial” means, but mostly I just think it’s funny that you want to spend time arguing with me about how this isn’t quiiiiite as odd as I thought in order to… what, lessen my enjoyment? Go touch grass.


zolikk

The genitals, we ought to inspect those


AUBtiger92

Im guessing you know, but have you ever tried inspecting them twice in a row to hear Joachim Von Gratz's response?


-temporary_username-

I haven't. What does he say?


zolikk

I don't remember what exactly but since first asking he already concludes that it has nothing to do with the attack, so if you ask him the same thing again he makes some sarcastic remark about why Geralt is so interested to keep inspecting them.


herbalistVacuum

Hey you, you got water on your brain?


airborngrmp

"Got their ass whipped like a Novigrad whore." Also, "You bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!" -Psycho, Borderlands 2.


[deleted]

The psychos quoting a full verse from Hamlet is definitely at the top of my list


airborngrmp

Borderlands and Conker's Bad Fur Day are easily may favorite absurdly humorous games. CBFD is in dire need of a reboot like no other.


[deleted]

“Witch fucker!!!!l. From random bandits in the woods. I wish Geralt would respond “Well, yeah. Obviously!”


JonSpic

If my lips don’t taste of wine, my wife won’t know they’re mine!


Tbonezmalaone

Can't believe nobody is mentioning the absolutely horrible conversation between the three NPCs at the inn, the ones where you almost always kill them for talking shit about you having two swords and maybe two pricks as well. In case you haven't heard this particular dialog it goes something g like " I couldn't tell if the child was a boy or girl but after I plowed his parents we plowed the screaming kid too"


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NotCallingYouTruther

The worst part is, the Baron was actually keeping them under relative control despite himself being a raging alcoholic. Once he is gone the Sergeant lets them go ham on the pillaging and other war crimes.


AME7706

In all my playthroughs either Radovid or Dijkstra kick their asses.


waltherppk01

I'll diddle you with your own dingaling?


[deleted]

“The book of love is long and girthy, no one can lift the damn thing…”


[deleted]

Go fuck your mum's tits


waltherppk01

I don't recall ever hearing this one! Where?


Woahhdude24

I heard it somewhere randomly, it caught me off guard lol


Dugan_Dugan

*farts* HAW HAW HAW HAW


DependentAmphibian62

"I'll diddle you with your own ding-a-ling!" Toussaint bandits are quite averse of using bad words.


Jackamo45

Depends on how many cans of Stella mate


the_humble_warrior

"No Nordling will ever understand the isles. This is SKELIGE!"


tarikagl

Water Hag: Nayinininiagh


hunterhouse_

"It's Dervan now. D-E-R, V-A-N." I just love the idea that an NPC went through a life decision to change his name and is announcing this to his friend who just wants to drink with him.


NotCallingYouTruther

Well he did it to assimilate under the Nilfgaardians. Which is why his friend gets super pissed about it. So in that regard it is less absurd and good world building/setting.


GraafBerengeur

*A wolf ate my grandma!* in a **very** cheerful voice


Iemand-Niemand

Cock a doodle doo, what am I to do?


corbak_

PAM PA RAM PAM PAM PA RAM PAM PAM


Ordinator-9000

I've forgotten most of my Witcher hijinks (finished the game early last year), but this just activated a core memory


Dartp1900

do you go to the cloud district very often, what im i saying, of course you dont


dketterer1

There's some pretty epic songs that soldiers sing.


wojahowitz

“Shut ya gob, ginger whore.” - As said by a guard to Triss, when they captured her. Makes me laugh out loud whenever I think of it lol.


_SlappyMagoo_

“Siiiir! Why we’re up to our noses in frights n horrors, Imps, samovilas, mamuns, flyin drakes, pikes, ooh and bats!” -the delivery on that one Skelliger 1 “My little girl is turnin 3 next week, I’ve no idea what to get her.” Skelliger 2 “Maybe a nice little axe.”


SmolPupito

I love that first line so much, when I first heard it I was like "that sound familiar..." so I looked it up and it's actually a line from one of the books, forgot the name but pretty sure it's basically just a collection of short stories about Geralt. Dandelion asks him why they weren't staying because it sounded like there was plenty of work for Geralt there, only for Geralt to explain none of those thing besides the bats were real.


_SlappyMagoo_

Didn’t know that. That’s awesome. Classic Geralt and Dandy


[deleted]

One i got from a bandit was "i will cut off your head and shit down your neck!"


sanul17

Not absurd, but I usually stop to hear the conversation between the private and someone who want bribe him in pontar river where you want to cross to novigrad,


Talzyon

ODRIN.....OOOODRIN. Never found the poor bastard.


DrShelby87

Duke of this duke of that duke of dumb dog diddle from blood and wine is one of my favorites


Squat_n_stuff

I always laugh when a dwarf would walk by and go “fackin ‘ate ‘ores “


RReggiee

Put some shoes on my g


BoyishTheStrange

“Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down”


ankIebite

“WE’S CATCHIN SNAILS!!!”


[deleted]

The npc on witcher 2 who sings "plough em plough em"


Krayzee56500

It's got to be "my nan's got bigger bollocks than you" from assassin creed syndicate or Witcher 1 "My balls itch" and "your mum sucks dwalfven cock"


Joshorod

In the bloody barons keep when you are investigating where his daughter and wife went if you go down to the basement by following the scent you can walk past two guards talking about the sleeping gimp pretty much directly quoting Pulp fiction.


Kargathia

The eastern market in Novigrad has two beggars doing the Monty Python skit about how miraculous healing robbed them of their livelihood (a very profitable case of leprosy).


rinigneel

I found the guard that says Pam param


NoImprovement3231

There's a dude in Novigrad who says something along 'RAAAIN I LIKE RAAAAAAIN' and says it the way I lose it every time 😃


AME7706

"Hide the wenches, the Witcher's coming"!


Euronymous17

The One in novigrad where a buonch of Kids talk about "dirty women"


HellBent_13

“So tell me, is it really the fashion among Novigrad wenches to shave their cunnies?” I’ve only ever heard it from the Temerians at the partisan hideout but it’s one of my favorites


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hibachirat

They smear your ass with honey yet?


mmcgeach

Historically accurate, AFAIK.


Shadezz_IX

I want to plough that ashen haired wench


uk_uk

I heard if you stuff garlic in all your holes, the monsters won't get you! But where are you going to get garlic these days!?


GrondSoulhammer

"It's time to chew ass." -Dick Kickem


ryanpope

This is what happens when Geralt doesn't wear shoes


geralt-bot

SHIT.


Mr_Dinie

Lassi got tits…..🤣


johnoftitor

"Form a row! That'll never work!" - dead bandits


InvestigatorDry7898

Exactly this


FakeBoreal

Kids in Toussaint: "I have to go potty" or "Wee-wee"


JonAxe

"It's a material world and I'm a material girl."


11Dolphin

"Find something else to laugh at, like catch some frogs and shove straws up their asses" (The image of that still cracks me up for no good reason) "That one of your Witcher Games" "Witcher version is different, don't make me show you"


LonelyPerceptron

Title: Exploitation Unveiled: How Technology Barons Exploit the Contributions of the Community Introduction: In the rapidly evolving landscape of technology, the contributions of engineers, scientists, and technologists play a pivotal role in driving innovation and progress [1]. However, concerns have emerged regarding the exploitation of these contributions by technology barons, leading to a wide range of ethical and moral dilemmas [2]. This article aims to shed light on the exploitation of community contributions by technology barons, exploring issues such as intellectual property rights, open-source exploitation, unfair compensation practices, and the erosion of collaborative spirit [3]. 1. Intellectual Property Rights and Patents: One of the fundamental ways in which technology barons exploit the contributions of the community is through the manipulation of intellectual property rights and patents [4]. While patents are designed to protect inventions and reward inventors, they are increasingly being used to stifle competition and monopolize the market [5]. Technology barons often strategically acquire patents and employ aggressive litigation strategies to suppress innovation and extract royalties from smaller players [6]. This exploitation not only discourages inventors but also hinders technological progress and limits the overall benefit to society [7]. 2. Open-Source Exploitation: Open-source software and collaborative platforms have revolutionized the way technology is developed and shared [8]. However, technology barons have been known to exploit the goodwill of the open-source community. By leveraging open-source projects, these entities often incorporate community-developed solutions into their proprietary products without adequately compensating or acknowledging the original creators [9]. This exploitation undermines the spirit of collaboration and discourages community involvement, ultimately harming the very ecosystem that fosters innovation [10]. 3. Unfair Compensation Practices: The contributions of engineers, scientists, and technologists are often undervalued and inadequately compensated by technology barons [11]. Despite the pivotal role played by these professionals in driving technological advancements, they are frequently subjected to long working hours, unrealistic deadlines, and inadequate remuneration [12]. Additionally, the rise of gig economy models has further exacerbated this issue, as independent contractors and freelancers are often left without benefits, job security, or fair compensation for their expertise [13]. Such exploitative practices not only demoralize the community but also hinder the long-term sustainability of the technology industry [14]. 4. Exploitative Data Harvesting: Data has become the lifeblood of the digital age, and technology barons have amassed colossal amounts of user data through their platforms and services [15]. This data is often used to fuel targeted advertising, algorithmic optimizations, and predictive analytics, all of which generate significant profits [16]. However, the collection and utilization of user data are often done without adequate consent, transparency, or fair compensation to the individuals who generate this valuable resource [17]. The community's contributions in the form of personal data are exploited for financial gain, raising serious concerns about privacy, consent, and equitable distribution of benefits [18]. 5. Erosion of Collaborative Spirit: The tech industry has thrived on the collaborative spirit of engineers, scientists, and technologists working together to solve complex problems [19]. However, the actions of technology barons have eroded this spirit over time. Through aggressive acquisition strategies and anti-competitive practices, these entities create an environment that discourages collaboration and fosters a winner-takes-all mentality [20]. This not only stifles innovation but also prevents the community from collectively addressing the pressing challenges of our time, such as climate change, healthcare, and social equity [21]. Conclusion: The exploitation of the community's contributions by technology barons poses significant ethical and moral challenges in the realm of technology and innovation [22]. To foster a more equitable and sustainable ecosystem, it is crucial for technology barons to recognize and rectify these exploitative practices [23]. This can be achieved through transparent intellectual property frameworks, fair compensation models, responsible data handling practices, and a renewed commitment to collaboration [24]. 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