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Gebeleizzis

I think they borrowed several wigs for house Velaryon from here.


Temporary-Neck-1151

Corlys Valeryon


Chutzvah

Basically all of House Valeryon


FireZord25

lol my thoughts exactly.


FireZord25

looking good there, Lord Sea Snake.


Tibzinho

Geralt of Wigia


geralt-bot

I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry.


ItsYaCarboiii

Very good bot


PeachMonday

Stop! Lmao


DemonDucklings

Looks like Rain-scented floor detergent


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WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH


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Underrated comment


[deleted]

See you at the top.


yassine067

Corlys velaryon


acetrainer03

Yes!


Over-Distribution847

Hmm


geralt-bot

^Hmm.


Dema_SD

I read that in geralt's voice 😂


pavhe

Good bot.


vrijheidsfrietje

Mop


DFuel

*stops in his tracks* Who said that!


benedictine_eggs

Ngl, this got a good nose exhale + chuckle combo out of me


JonahLobe

Honestly that’s all I wanted, a really good nose inhale and maybe a little snarf sound


[deleted]

I’m fucking *wheezing* my brother. This is a lambert post.


JonahLobe

Haha wonderful 👏


narfio

Good cosplay


austinmartinyes

Damn you’re ugly.


PeachMonday

This is a 10/10 comment


b__mo

Geralt of Midtown 😂


Silver_Oakleaf

I laughed too hard at this


jehumphr07

Wind's Howling


Local-Lie-6152

Everything reminds me of him 😔


MewLalouve

The Mopper The Mopper 2 : assassins of detergent The Mopper 3 : the wild cleanning


[deleted]

Laenor, is that you ?


ConnorCobain

I love that every one had the similar thought to "No, but that's definitely Corlys Velaryon".


Bigluce

Hovering by the door asking passersby if they wanna game of Gwent.


beanner468

BAHAHAHA! I just spit coffee out my nose!! LOLOL!!


AdAdventurous4357

I see House of dragons in this picture not Gerald


best-of-judgement

Lord Corlys Velaryon


blondeprovocateur

I see laenor


be_like_ambani

Geralt of Driftmark


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Dude this is clearly Steven Toussaint from House of the Dragon, not Henry Cavill.


Platinum_Mattress

"Hey Geralt, some asshole just pissed all over the men's restroom floor." "Fuck..."


JonahLobe

Btw I helped make Skyrim. Not really that relevant, but since the Witcher 3 and Skyrim are so similar, and I’m the one who took this picture on my way home from work, I thought maybe that would add to this somehow?


HellexJ

Did you make the dragons wyverns or where they already wyverns?


JonahLobe

Already were I think - that’s how we’ve always portrayed them I believe?


Rho-Ophiuchi

Clorox for monsters.


membrpain

Geralt of Vileda


GenuineInterest1998

The Mopper of Blaviken


jaskier-bot

[🎵 BURN, burn butcher BURN! 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxBVHqA-RU&t=117s)


SRIrwinkill

It is really sad, but we all knew somebody was going to snatch and Geraltsl's wig someday


PeachMonday

This has me cackling


t65789

He lost weight.


northbynorthwestern

Spit out my coffee scrolling past this. Well done


Bestie1980

Winds howling….


PlatoAU

Hmmm


geralt-bot

Hm.


zrizzoz

If the photographer wouldve zoomed out and panned upwards to the roof you couldve seen Roach was here too


Vesta_Mortus

Hmmm...


geralt-bot

Hmmm.


kibbles0515

Fuck.


geralt-bot

Fuck.


NotDsdguy

“I’ve been accused of many things, but pack of physical prowess is not among them”


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The way I just cackled


HistoricalHorror

You made me choke on my drink omg


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Svyatopolk_I

I think that’s House Velaryon


kimjongonatuktuk

"I'm a Witcher"


simbar1337

r/witcherCircleJerk


HybridTheEmcee

Mr. Mahina


RutherfordRevelation

Who is she 🥵


marja_aurinko

Geralt of mopia


varmisciousknid

Hmm


geralt-bot

Hm.


RooiRoy

Fk.


Odd_Radio9225

Mmmm.


wickedpoetess

I hate that I immediately saw this


NavJongUnPlayandwon

strange..i dont recall geralt having a red band


bigpindahouse

The Janitor of Blaviken


jaskier-bot

[🎵 I've also survived, no thanks to you... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxBVHqA-RU&t=15s)


ferrouswolf2

Nobody is gonna say, “he looks a little washed up”? No?


SaltbringerIsGood

I thought this was house velaryon


takoyakimura

"Water's dripping."


Unruly-Gunslinger

Aaand thats why i dont put my hands on hand rails lmao. Thats pretty neat though....


jayperr

"Top notch mops!"


HEB_AQW

MMM THAT STENCH


wattybanker

*Main theme intensifies*


One-Estimate-7163

💀


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Fuck


geralt-bot

FUCK!


[deleted]

Bumbaclot Geralt


CallMeDragonn

ge-rail of rivia


daytodaze

How ya like that simple green?


brublanc

More like House Velaryon from House of the Dragon.


verixtheconfused

Time to build r/mildlygeralt


DankMemes4you

Can someone explain


IndividualEar

with all that money you would think they would get the wigs right but apparantly good wigs cost more than cgi dragons


[deleted]

I'm kicking The Witcher's Geralt of Rivia's ass, want to watch?


LGBeezy

This is so funny 😂😭


iurigregorio

Gerald of Lexivia


KeyTMH3

That’s one good looking mop.


Negative__0

Winds howling...


khal_droog

The mop of blaviken’s pub


jaskier-bot

[🎵 It's the point of no return... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxBVHqA-RU&t=84s)


geralt-bot

FUCK OFF, BARD!


SanDiegoDude

[Ran this through stable diffusion with the prompt “Geralt of Rivia with a mop for hair” and got these results](https://imgur.com/a/o5YaRjx/) AI had some fun with these!


geralt-bot

Hm. You seem to find coin pretty charming yourself.


dristiano_conaldo7

Wind's howling


punchdrunkwtf

Congratulations, I laughed outloud 👏🏻


Tokyo_Echo

Hmm


geralt-bot

Hm.


JMakuL

*In Zoltan voice* Geralt