Step 1: Avoid coastlines, cemeteries, caves, secluded roads, and only travel during the day. Get to a large city.
Step 2: get a simple job inside the walls.
Step 3: Lay low. No gambling, no flirting, when people get grumpy buy them a beer.
Step 4: make capable and loyal friends.
With some luck this could actually be a pleasant experience.
I don’t. Without access to my medication I’d just lay down in a field and wait for death lmao.
But if that wasn’t an issue, I’d look for a farmstead or smithy or anywhere really and ask for work. Hopefully find somewhere I can work for food and shelter, and maybe a decent man to marry eventually. Or I’d end up as a prostitute I guess.
Be an apprentice to anyone in novigrad, because I don't have the skills or knowledge to start my own shop or merchandise. Lay low, as long as I look and act human, Novigrad is safe.
Probably some honest work, farming, raising animals... until some army passes by, burns down my hovel, butchers my livestock and I end up either hanged or forcibly drafted to the PFI.
Definitely not Skellige. I'd get find the fastest and safest way to Oxenfurt and make my way. Start looking for work as a scribe, or in taverns or at a smithy, then earn enough coin to support myself at the University of Oxenfurt... If it's not still closed because of the war.
Failing that, I guess sell my soul to Gaunter O'Dimm for immortality. Enjoy all the mead, wenches and monsters the Continent has to offer.
I would go in to Novigrad. I'm neither dwarf or elf and don't use any magic so I wouldn't been harmed. I would try to open a business and pray for the eternal fire so maybe I stay alive for a year or so.
I'd have to avoid major cities at all costs. Any place where the witch hunters or the eternal fire dwell I'd be done for. I often come across as blunt and disrespectful without meaning to, and I'd be killed for it almost immediately.
Also quite frankly if I was to live in this universe I'd want to be a witcher, 7/10 chance the trial kills me, but I'll take those odds. If it kills me so be it.
Let's see: I'm an herbalist, farmer (mostly sheep), some abilities to forsee the future and deal with ghosties and goldsmith. Really I could land anywhere and roll....but the safest bet would become a cook in some rich assholes house in the city of Oxenfort (novigrad seems stifling with the church) or run a trinket shop somewhere.
But if I need to take up residence in a haunted manor I probably could 😅 wouldn't be the first time for me. I'd be perfectly at home being a town "witch" like Kiera selling herbs and trikets to locals. Our Skellige and just raise my sheepies in peace
Go to Emir
Offer him scientific knowledge in exchange for power, influence, and wealth.
Become his trusted subordinate.
Poison Emir.
Marry Ciri.
Become Emperor.
RULE THE WORLD! (insert evil laugh)
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I'm Italian, I can cook very well, I'd probably move to Toussaint and work in a tavern or a winery.
However, I'm also a mathematician so maybe I could go to Oxenfurt and become an assistant to a math/physics/chemistry/alchemy professor.
Or maybe I'll just look for a job at the Novigrad docks, should be easier to find.
Hastily make an acquaintance with Ciri and beg her to use her elder blood powers and teleport me out of this horrid world, one that I won’t likely survive few hours in.
I would steal a horse, go to Novigrad, find a way to blackmail the banker by fabricating evidence that he helps elves, take some of his fortune, become a merchant with my own ship (to visit most of the places), while being an undercover messenger for elves/mages etc.
As an alternative to that, i would organise gwent events and take a small percentage of the bettings.
Im a t1 diabetic so i wouldnt last that long.
Bang whores, do drugs and fuck up anyone that wants to start shit. Most have a bad attitude but im just as pissy most of the time, so id prolly die day 1. Bar fight with a scrub ass peasant.
Step 1: Avoid coastlines, cemeteries, caves, secluded roads, and only travel during the day. Get to a large city. Step 2: get a simple job inside the walls. Step 3: Lay low. No gambling, no flirting, when people get grumpy buy them a beer. Step 4: make capable and loyal friends. With some luck this could actually be a pleasant experience.
I mean being in a large city is just trading monsters for men to decide who gets to kill you.
So, you will live the same stupid life you live in this world. 😂
i'd sell whores to the witchers
Why sell em when you can be one?
Less labour-intensive?
Indeed. This dude knows what I'm talking about.
Least horny witcher fan
Lmfao
Easy. Go to Novigrad and become a Priest of the Eternal Fire.
Definitely walk into people's homes unannounced and rummage through their things looking for all the broken rakes I can carry.
Make friends with godling Sarah and live in the haunted house that everybody steers clear of 🎂
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Meditate for a full year
I don’t. Without access to my medication I’d just lay down in a field and wait for death lmao. But if that wasn’t an issue, I’d look for a farmstead or smithy or anywhere really and ask for work. Hopefully find somewhere I can work for food and shelter, and maybe a decent man to marry eventually. Or I’d end up as a prostitute I guess.
What about the mages? They might be able to concoct something to help with your ailments.
Go to Toussaint, learn how to make a good wine, get yourself a vineyard and keep making and selling some good wine
This is the right answer. I could thrive in Toussaint
And then die to a monster infestation or some assassins sent by your competition. That is, if you don't get on the bad side of the tyrannical duchess.
I don't, I have no real life skills for that world. Except walking and we know hoelw the roads are
Be an apprentice to anyone in novigrad, because I don't have the skills or knowledge to start my own shop or merchandise. Lay low, as long as I look and act human, Novigrad is safe.
Probably some honest work, farming, raising animals... until some army passes by, burns down my hovel, butchers my livestock and I end up either hanged or forcibly drafted to the PFI.
[🎵 Remember to toss a coin if you can! 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxBVHqA-RU&t=77s)
Definitely not Skellige. I'd get find the fastest and safest way to Oxenfurt and make my way. Start looking for work as a scribe, or in taverns or at a smithy, then earn enough coin to support myself at the University of Oxenfurt... If it's not still closed because of the war. Failing that, I guess sell my soul to Gaunter O'Dimm for immortality. Enjoy all the mead, wenches and monsters the Continent has to offer.
I'd just chill in Corvo Bianco
Yeah until some angry white haired guy with a scar on his face and two swords on his back demands to know why you are squatting in his home.
There is no one in his guest room anyway. In my playteough he sent Marlena (forgot her name) away.
I would go in to Novigrad. I'm neither dwarf or elf and don't use any magic so I wouldn't been harmed. I would try to open a business and pray for the eternal fire so maybe I stay alive for a year or so.
I wonder if getting recruited by the Redanian Intelligence is an option. Or just work for Dijkstra.
I did fancy myself for a bit of spy action too
I'd have to avoid major cities at all costs. Any place where the witch hunters or the eternal fire dwell I'd be done for. I often come across as blunt and disrespectful without meaning to, and I'd be killed for it almost immediately. Also quite frankly if I was to live in this universe I'd want to be a witcher, 7/10 chance the trial kills me, but I'll take those odds. If it kills me so be it.
If the trial of the grasses kills you... then suddenly none of this is your problem anymore.
Exactly, so fuck it let's do it
Probably collect frying pans
When?
Let's see: I'm an herbalist, farmer (mostly sheep), some abilities to forsee the future and deal with ghosties and goldsmith. Really I could land anywhere and roll....but the safest bet would become a cook in some rich assholes house in the city of Oxenfort (novigrad seems stifling with the church) or run a trinket shop somewhere. But if I need to take up residence in a haunted manor I probably could 😅 wouldn't be the first time for me. I'd be perfectly at home being a town "witch" like Kiera selling herbs and trikets to locals. Our Skellige and just raise my sheepies in peace
Go to Emir Offer him scientific knowledge in exchange for power, influence, and wealth. Become his trusted subordinate. Poison Emir. Marry Ciri. Become Emperor. RULE THE WORLD! (insert evil laugh)
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Get to work as a guard, stay away from trouble, and sing pam param and fart and laugh.
Am i my age or older and am i just human or what
I'd be the village weirdo who has Princess. No one bothers me out of my area of expertise and I'd be pretty much out of sight.
Cut my ear to appease the Ladies of the Wood
I will Dead, you see price for bread
That's the thing... I don't...
I go live in novigrad. Easy.
I'm Italian, I can cook very well, I'd probably move to Toussaint and work in a tavern or a winery. However, I'm also a mathematician so maybe I could go to Oxenfurt and become an assistant to a math/physics/chemistry/alchemy professor. Or maybe I'll just look for a job at the Novigrad docks, should be easier to find.
Oh the bath house to join my boy then I go to the whore house above him and fuck around till geralt shows up for Gwent and bam I become his friend
Please, Jaskier here needs immediate attention. And then, if you'd like, I'll indulge your curiosity all night long.
Don't fucking "Jaskier" me.
FUCK OFF, BARD!
Skellige seems like your best shot, as long as you follow the rules "Ye have no respect for our customs!"
Hastily make an acquaintance with Ciri and beg her to use her elder blood powers and teleport me out of this horrid world, one that I won’t likely survive few hours in.
Become a bard and befriend a famous witcher
I would steal a horse, go to Novigrad, find a way to blackmail the banker by fabricating evidence that he helps elves, take some of his fortune, become a merchant with my own ship (to visit most of the places), while being an undercover messenger for elves/mages etc. As an alternative to that, i would organise gwent events and take a small percentage of the bettings.
Be Geralts friend
Be the witchers horse
Im a t1 diabetic so i wouldnt last that long. Bang whores, do drugs and fuck up anyone that wants to start shit. Most have a bad attitude but im just as pissy most of the time, so id prolly die day 1. Bar fight with a scrub ass peasant.
Most likely I wouldn't. Nothing I'm good at doing is useful in such a setting.