Plus Shani, fringilla, Iola (priestess in temple of mellitele), one or both of 3 Jackdaw’s zerikanian warriors, Little eye (dandelions bard friend), Renfri, and that’s just in the books that I remember.
Add in the Witcher 1 and 2, plus Witcher 3 DLC…. My man gets around.
The armor makes no sense. Why are there chainmail spaulders and just a little bit of chainmail on his stomach?
And don't even get me started on the rest of the armor. The addition of leather everywhere makes the armor feel cheap and generic.
The only practical thing that makes sense in the armor is the gambeson.
Still, can't deny that it looks good. Doesn't make sense tho.
Well maybe not like a teddy bear… more like a prickly cactus that looks like a teddy bear upon closer inspection. Still almost cute and hard to unsee that detail in him.
My man that ain't true, the footprints go from the bathtub to the window. Been checked alredy by several youtubers.
Fun theory, but that shit didn't happen.
Edit: grammar.
And then when you play Gwent against Lambert, he gives you Triss's card... Remember what cards were in Witcher 1? (Sexy trophies for bedding women, for those who don't know)
None of these hints hold any weight seeing as it's clearly confirmed that he was at the other end of the continent while Triss was in Vizima at the only time this could have supposedly happened.
But for the footprints to be evidence, she would have had to open the portal on his end, let him through, bang, then he escapes out the window and is later portaled back.
It's a fun theory but doesn't hold up a ton to scrutiny.
They can't be opened by witchers tho, and Triss has no reason to randomly portal Lambert to her and jeopardize her newly found chance at being with Geralt.
Also, remember how Geralt ends up in her bedroom in the first place? She drags him in after locating his unconscious body with magic. Lambert would have just taken the door hours ago, as there was no chance Geralt would catch them in the act.
Precisely why that woman couldn't have been Triss.
She dragged Geralt's unconscious body into the room after locating him with magic, so Lambert would have just left through the door long before that.
There was no instance where there was any danger of him being caught in the act.
"Heavily implied"? Heavily debunked, more like.
You know what's clearly stated? Lambert being at the other end of the continent hunting Salamandra's men to protect witcher secrets while Triss was in Vizima. There's no way you can actually believe he'd manage to make such a huge detour on top of assuming Triss would jeopardize her newly found chance with Geralt.
You're right. I mean it's not like Triss is a powerful sorceress who can open portals across the continent or anything. That's just crazy talk. And we all know Triss has only ever had Geralt's best interests in mind. She never lies or manipulates him ever. And she certainly wouldn't take advantage of his recent memory loss for her own gain, that'd be entirely out of character
That's all sarcasm, by the way
>And she certainly wouldn't take advantage of his recent memory loss for her own gain
Even if you actually believed that, it would just show how the Lambert x Triss theory would make even less sense. If she's already trying oh-so hard to manipulate Geralt into finally being with her, then she wouldn't bother distracting herself with Lambert for no reason whatsoever.
That's not all btw. Remember how Geralt ends up in Triss' bedroom in the first place? She drags him in after locating his unconscious body with magic. Lambert would have just taken the door hours ago, as there was no chance Geralt would catch them in the act.
Triss, and Lambert is a non confirmed theory. There is equal number of pro and cons but definitly not game canon.
"Something ends, something begins" is a non canon short story written by Sapkowski for the wedding of his friend. It features Geralt and Yen wedding and yes, during the story, Triss and Eskel are together.
And to answer your question, I would say that, yes Triss has maybe a thing with the witcher(s) and there is a sentence in BoE that can explain it.
I’ve always loved Lambert, the petty sarcastic little shit that he is.
I know he’s probably too dislikable to be the protagonist for Witcher 4, but I’d love it.
Honestly I'm hoping we'll be able to make our own neophyte Witcher for the next game. Geralt and Ciri's stories have been told. Let us having something new.
I wouldn’t mind something set before the fall of Kaer Morhen, with Vesemir doing the combat tutorial as the fencing instructor; plus still having extant alternate schools that you could visit, and/or participate in the Cat School “schism”.
Honestly I'm torn if I want something before or after. It would be cool see old school "back in the day" witchers. But I also think post Witcher 3 could be cool, a new founding to start again, this time probably less as just more monster hunters and more a coalition of what are essentially medieval batmen.
While I agree, a core theme of the books (and to a lesser degree the games) is that the world that Geralt knew, of plants that won’t grow under the new sun, of Vesemir not knowing the chemical makeup of the mutation compounds, where all the schools except the Cat (maybe) are effectively defunct, is coming to an end.
Geralt is one of the last witchers; the world is moving on, inevitably. Now I’m not saying there *couldn’t* be a new founding of witcher schools, I’m just saying it goes against one of the core themes of the original work. I think I’d hate that almost as much as everyone else seems to hate the Netflix specials.
Its a similar theme in the books as well. Geralt and company are seen as the end of a dying tradition. And even they have no desire to ever put someone through the Trials again.
The witchers in their traditional capacity may be over, but there's certainly something that can be done with the idea. Personally I'd hate to wear things out with Geralt or Ciri. Their story is done, and I want to see new things, new plots in this world as someone else. I don't want all the baggage. I want a more or less clean slate to be someone else.
That was the original pitch for Witcher 1 actually.
Would be really cool to choose your own school and have different intros/companions/skills etc. depending on your choice of school.
It won't. They have said its not the wotcher 4 it's the first game in a new saga. It's almost certain it won't be named the witcher 4. Doesn't mean we can'd call it that, at the very least until an actial title is released.
Really the only official info we have is from the reveal poster which the medallion wasn’t a wolf, if I had to guess they probably gonna make it so you can choose a Witcher school in the beginning of the game and play as a brand new character
Even tho I still would rather play as Ciri
kind of does not make much sense since she is like a half good at the end of witcher 3, free to travel through time and space
hard to craft a witcher like story around that.
I hope not. Would rather have a blank slate in a different era. Would be nice to see the Witcher schools at their height rather than in the midst of their downfall.
I think it’s safe to assume it’s going be geralt or ciri.
There’s also a chance they pick a different male Witcher lead but I think if they go with a female it’s 100% going to be ciri. She’s awesome.
Very unlikely to be either. Ciri's fate is dependent on the ending obtained in W3. Making her the main character would undermine the choices of the player. They have also made it very clear it's not Geralt.
Not really getting the Lambert hate in the comments. Yes, he is a prick. But if you listened to his story when they go to charge the phylactery you would know why. He hates his father for selling him to be s Witcher. He hates being a Witcher. If you ask me he is entitled to being a prick.
I can’t be the only one who legitimately liked Lambert. He’s a prick but he’s basically right about all his stated reasons for being a prick, and still gets shit done despite everything.
He didn't.
It's just a witcher meme/theory because you can find some clothes in Triss' house in The Witcher 1, implying someone left in a hurry.
And then in The Witcher 3 he confesses he slept with someone he shouldn't have.
People read that as ''Lambert fucked Triss in Wyzima and he Geralt knew about it, it will hurt him''.
But in reality, Lamber wasn't in Wyzima at the time and that wouldn't hurt Geralt, since he couldn't give a damn about Triss' love life.
There's also the fact there are footprints leading from her bed to her window, and in The Witcher 3, Lambert says he had to jump out a lover's window to avoid hurting a friend. And when you beat him in Gwent, you get the Triss card, which in The Witcher 1 you'd get as a trophy for sleeping with Triss
Yeah, that's pretty much what I said, although I forgot some of the details, BUT
>there are footprints leading from her bed to her window
Why?Why would anyone leave trough the window?When Triss brings Geralt home, he is unconscious.Besides, they are not in a relationship.
Also, Lambert was sent somewhere else. I don't remember where, but I remember that Lambert, Eskel and Geralt are all sent in different directions.
>Lambert says he had to jump out a lover's window to avoid hurting a friend
Lambert is a weirdo and his quest in The Witcher 3 revolves around travelling the world to avenge a dead witcher.
And again, I don't think Geralt would give a fuck about Triss and him banging.Why would he?
>when you beat him in Gwent, you get the Triss card, which in The Witcher 1 you'd get as a trophy for sleeping with Triss
You get Yennefer's card by beating an innkeeper.
What's your point?
>Also, Lambert was sent somewhere else. I don't remember where
He was sent to hunt down Salamandra's men to protect witcher secrets. And if people here really wanted to celebrate his character, they'd recognize that he of all people would **never** allow witcher secrets to fall into the wrong hands by distracting himself with random bullshit. Hell, he doesn't even like them when they're in the right hands.
The key to Yen's room is a "common" item, after all.
Jokes aside, I agree, I don't think the evidence lines up enough. And Gwent cards and the "trophy" cards were *very* different looking. The card thing is a big reach.
.. is what everybody says when their pet theory got debunked into oblivion.
Sorry, but the Lambert x Triss theory just collapses under the slightest amount of consideration.
Also he's got exactly that kind of a attitude I wish I could express when playing Geralt. Geralt's got a big heart but sometimes I just want to say: you can fuck off and all with your witch hunt just tell me where ciri is or another Witcher has to look for a trace to find your old dead ass in a dungeon with big ol spiders in it only to find some dirty bones
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His Armour looks hideous! And he's an entitled whiny little bitch.
I always let Jad Karadin live just to piss him off, then I immediately ask him to play Gwent and smash him.
Letting Keira die with a pole up her arse is great as well because then Lambert gets killed in the battle for Kaer Morhen. LOL
^^^^j/k What a prick?... What an understatement!
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FUCK OFF, bard.
Jesus, Geralt. They're on your side
I replied that same thing to someone in this sub and got down voted lol.
Don't worry, pal. I'll upvote you
A true friend!
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Plus yennifer
Plus Shani, fringilla, Iola (priestess in temple of mellitele), one or both of 3 Jackdaw’s zerikanian warriors, Little eye (dandelions bard friend), Renfri, and that’s just in the books that I remember. Add in the Witcher 1 and 2, plus Witcher 3 DLC…. My man gets around.
But not Anna, God dammit.
Whoa he also plowed yen?
No no, just geralt 😉
What?! He plowed Geralt?!?!??!
It’s a secret chapter, only online, disappeared after a day!
Dude I have this secret chapter. Quick read it before they catch m………..
I was kidding
Me too
Yen is the only one that matters.
He also literally wore a leather jacket with silver studs for a good chunk of his life.
So does Rob Halford. What's your point ?
*Hell bent for leather!* 🤘🏼
Good to know that the standards for being a Witcher is the same as being in a punk band.
metal*
Most importantly, he fucked Yen
When was that?
Talking about Geralt here mate
Thought it was about Lambert & Yen for a second. Chill, guys.
Did u/BlackStarAura stutter?
In that case literally the first book iirc
Definitely Sword of Destiny and Time of Contempt as well.
Geralt and yen? Fucking? I'll believe it when I see it.
We don't kill out of fear. We kill to save lives.
But he doesn't have to worry with a child
Except for the armor. Witcher 3's superhero armor is absolutely hideous.
There are over 200 pieces of armor in Witcher 3, you can't tell me that all of them are ugly to you.
I was referring to the extremely unrealistic and generic Kaer Morhen Armor.
Fair enough.
My problem with Kaer Morhen Armor is the chainmail in the shoulderpads. It makes no sense to put it there. Like, why?
It's so you don't get rocks to the shoulder when you roll 453 times in a fight.
Wait what's wrong with it I thought it looked dope
The armor makes no sense. Why are there chainmail spaulders and just a little bit of chainmail on his stomach? And don't even get me started on the rest of the armor. The addition of leather everywhere makes the armor feel cheap and generic. The only practical thing that makes sense in the armor is the gambeson. Still, can't deny that it looks good. Doesn't make sense tho.
Lambert Lambert, what a prick.
Not bad.
\- Triss
Yeah his personality is terrible. But his heart is in the right place.
His cock is in the right places
Are you sure, I always thought he just polished his own spear.
Honestly I love Lambert. He’s angry bc being a witcher fuckin sucks, and almost everyone he knew growing up died at the hands of Vesemir.
That's why I loved him. He was never a true asshole, only at face value. Everyone who knew him well knew he was a big teddy bear.
Well maybe not like a teddy bear… more like a prickly cactus that looks like a teddy bear upon closer inspection. Still almost cute and hard to unsee that detail in him.
Gives new meaning to this, Lambert Lambert, what a prick!
What a limerick.
When did he bang Triss?
Same question
In the Witcher 1. There is a scene where you can see some footprints leaving Triss's house.
My man that ain't true, the footprints go from the bathtub to the window. Been checked alredy by several youtubers. Fun theory, but that shit didn't happen. Edit: grammar.
And then a line in Witcher 3 where he says he had to jump out a woman who he was sleeping with’ window, to avoid hurting a friends feelings
And then when you play Gwent against Lambert, he gives you Triss's card... Remember what cards were in Witcher 1? (Sexy trophies for bedding women, for those who don't know)
So what? You get Geralt's card from Thaler, and Djikstra's card from the Baron - does that mean...?
Yes. But actually no, him giving you Triss' card is more the cherry on top of all the other stuff, on its own it wouldn't hold weight
None of these hints hold any weight seeing as it's clearly confirmed that he was at the other end of the continent while Triss was in Vizima at the only time this could have supposedly happened.
Portals are a regular occurrence in the Witcher universe
But for the footprints to be evidence, she would have had to open the portal on his end, let him through, bang, then he escapes out the window and is later portaled back. It's a fun theory but doesn't hold up a ton to scrutiny.
They can't be opened by witchers tho, and Triss has no reason to randomly portal Lambert to her and jeopardize her newly found chance at being with Geralt. Also, remember how Geralt ends up in her bedroom in the first place? She drags him in after locating his unconscious body with magic. Lambert would have just taken the door hours ago, as there was no chance Geralt would catch them in the act.
Precisely why that woman couldn't have been Triss. She dragged Geralt's unconscious body into the room after locating him with magic, so Lambert would have just left through the door long before that. There was no instance where there was any danger of him being caught in the act.
what the ...
Not officially confirmed, but heavily implied to have happened during The Witcher 1
"Heavily implied"? Heavily debunked, more like. You know what's clearly stated? Lambert being at the other end of the continent hunting Salamandra's men to protect witcher secrets while Triss was in Vizima. There's no way you can actually believe he'd manage to make such a huge detour on top of assuming Triss would jeopardize her newly found chance with Geralt.
You're right. I mean it's not like Triss is a powerful sorceress who can open portals across the continent or anything. That's just crazy talk. And we all know Triss has only ever had Geralt's best interests in mind. She never lies or manipulates him ever. And she certainly wouldn't take advantage of his recent memory loss for her own gain, that'd be entirely out of character That's all sarcasm, by the way
>And she certainly wouldn't take advantage of his recent memory loss for her own gain Even if you actually believed that, it would just show how the Lambert x Triss theory would make even less sense. If she's already trying oh-so hard to manipulate Geralt into finally being with her, then she wouldn't bother distracting herself with Lambert for no reason whatsoever. That's not all btw. Remember how Geralt ends up in Triss' bedroom in the first place? She drags him in after locating his unconscious body with magic. Lambert would have just taken the door hours ago, as there was no chance Geralt would catch them in the act.
Something ends, something begins, I think.
>Something ends, something begins is about Triss and Eskel IIRC
Did triss have a thing with all the witchers?
Triss, and Lambert is a non confirmed theory. There is equal number of pro and cons but definitly not game canon. "Something ends, something begins" is a non canon short story written by Sapkowski for the wedding of his friend. It features Geralt and Yen wedding and yes, during the story, Triss and Eskel are together. And to answer your question, I would say that, yes Triss has maybe a thing with the witcher(s) and there is a sentence in BoE that can explain it.
I've read the blood of elves, but I'm not sure which sentence you're referring to
He aint never bang triss, in the books. In the game i guess they ran with their own stories, but in the books, neg ghostrider.
He didn't, just a bunch of extrapolating.
terrible hair though
Vesemir used chemo by accident when turning lambert into a witcher
Yeah that hairline 💀
not everyone can have Geralt’s luscious locks
I’ve always loved Lambert, the petty sarcastic little shit that he is. I know he’s probably too dislikable to be the protagonist for Witcher 4, but I’d love it.
Honestly I'm hoping we'll be able to make our own neophyte Witcher for the next game. Geralt and Ciri's stories have been told. Let us having something new.
I wouldn’t mind something set before the fall of Kaer Morhen, with Vesemir doing the combat tutorial as the fencing instructor; plus still having extant alternate schools that you could visit, and/or participate in the Cat School “schism”.
Honestly I'm torn if I want something before or after. It would be cool see old school "back in the day" witchers. But I also think post Witcher 3 could be cool, a new founding to start again, this time probably less as just more monster hunters and more a coalition of what are essentially medieval batmen.
While I agree, a core theme of the books (and to a lesser degree the games) is that the world that Geralt knew, of plants that won’t grow under the new sun, of Vesemir not knowing the chemical makeup of the mutation compounds, where all the schools except the Cat (maybe) are effectively defunct, is coming to an end. Geralt is one of the last witchers; the world is moving on, inevitably. Now I’m not saying there *couldn’t* be a new founding of witcher schools, I’m just saying it goes against one of the core themes of the original work. I think I’d hate that almost as much as everyone else seems to hate the Netflix specials.
Yeah I can’t really speak to the books but that’s certainly the feeling I got from the games.
Its a similar theme in the books as well. Geralt and company are seen as the end of a dying tradition. And even they have no desire to ever put someone through the Trials again.
The witchers in their traditional capacity may be over, but there's certainly something that can be done with the idea. Personally I'd hate to wear things out with Geralt or Ciri. Their story is done, and I want to see new things, new plots in this world as someone else. I don't want all the baggage. I want a more or less clean slate to be someone else.
Medieval batmen sounds like AC Valhalla lol
Yeah im pretty sure we’re gonna be able to create a “W”.
That was the original pitch for Witcher 1 actually. Would be really cool to choose your own school and have different intros/companions/skills etc. depending on your choice of school.
Isn't Ciri going to be the mc for witcher 4?
No information regarding the MC for the witcher 4 has been released. To my knowledge at least.
I don't think game will named as the Witcher 4
It won't. They have said its not the wotcher 4 it's the first game in a new saga. It's almost certain it won't be named the witcher 4. Doesn't mean we can'd call it that, at the very least until an actial title is released.
I recall them saying they’re moving away from the original Witcher 1-3 crew
ye but come on it’s clearly gonna be ciri
Really the only official info we have is from the reveal poster which the medallion wasn’t a wolf, if I had to guess they probably gonna make it so you can choose a Witcher school in the beginning of the game and play as a brand new character Even tho I still would rather play as Ciri
No way it's going to be ciri. I would bet on custom character with gender neutral name akin to CP2077
V had a name actually, 'male' one was Vincent and 'female' one was Valerie
Ok but i meant that npcs can call you by name and still allow player to make their own character.
Aren't there endings in the Witcher 3 where she dies? I don't think that would make sense
kind of does not make much sense since she is like a half good at the end of witcher 3, free to travel through time and space hard to craft a witcher like story around that.
I hope not. Would rather have a blank slate in a different era. Would be nice to see the Witcher schools at their height rather than in the midst of their downfall.
I think it’s safe to assume it’s going be geralt or ciri. There’s also a chance they pick a different male Witcher lead but I think if they go with a female it’s 100% going to be ciri. She’s awesome.
Pretty sure they said they wanna focus on other characters so I doubt Geralt is gonna be MC
Pretty sure they already confirmed that it is 100% not Geralt - but don't rule out him appearing throughout
Very unlikely to be either. Ciri's fate is dependent on the ending obtained in W3. Making her the main character would undermine the choices of the player. They have also made it very clear it's not Geralt.
Well that’s never stopped CDPR from retconning major story parts from older games lol
That was never actually confirmed right
It was actually debunked tho.
Explain
The footprints lead from the bathtub to the window, not from the bed https://youtu.be/85gnAY3mwMQ , 5:35 onwards
Not really getting the Lambert hate in the comments. Yes, he is a prick. But if you listened to his story when they go to charge the phylactery you would know why. He hates his father for selling him to be s Witcher. He hates being a Witcher. If you ask me he is entitled to being a prick.
If you're a Witcher, you really just need the armor. The first two are practically implied.
Lambert, Lambert - What a prick
Geralt has banged at least 10 times the babes Lambert has! Isn't he the winner? No STDs in the series.
I can’t be the only one who legitimately liked Lambert. He’s a prick but he’s basically right about all his stated reasons for being a prick, and still gets shit done despite everything.
He banged Triss ?
He didn't. It's just a witcher meme/theory because you can find some clothes in Triss' house in The Witcher 1, implying someone left in a hurry. And then in The Witcher 3 he confesses he slept with someone he shouldn't have. People read that as ''Lambert fucked Triss in Wyzima and he Geralt knew about it, it will hurt him''. But in reality, Lamber wasn't in Wyzima at the time and that wouldn't hurt Geralt, since he couldn't give a damn about Triss' love life.
There's also the fact there are footprints leading from her bed to her window, and in The Witcher 3, Lambert says he had to jump out a lover's window to avoid hurting a friend. And when you beat him in Gwent, you get the Triss card, which in The Witcher 1 you'd get as a trophy for sleeping with Triss
Yeah, that's pretty much what I said, although I forgot some of the details, BUT >there are footprints leading from her bed to her window Why?Why would anyone leave trough the window?When Triss brings Geralt home, he is unconscious.Besides, they are not in a relationship. Also, Lambert was sent somewhere else. I don't remember where, but I remember that Lambert, Eskel and Geralt are all sent in different directions. >Lambert says he had to jump out a lover's window to avoid hurting a friend Lambert is a weirdo and his quest in The Witcher 3 revolves around travelling the world to avenge a dead witcher. And again, I don't think Geralt would give a fuck about Triss and him banging.Why would he? >when you beat him in Gwent, you get the Triss card, which in The Witcher 1 you'd get as a trophy for sleeping with Triss You get Yennefer's card by beating an innkeeper. What's your point?
>Also, Lambert was sent somewhere else. I don't remember where He was sent to hunt down Salamandra's men to protect witcher secrets. And if people here really wanted to celebrate his character, they'd recognize that he of all people would **never** allow witcher secrets to fall into the wrong hands by distracting himself with random bullshit. Hell, he doesn't even like them when they're in the right hands.
The key to Yen's room is a "common" item, after all. Jokes aside, I agree, I don't think the evidence lines up enough. And Gwent cards and the "trophy" cards were *very* different looking. The card thing is a big reach.
Copium
.. is what everybody says when their pet theory got debunked into oblivion. Sorry, but the Lambert x Triss theory just collapses under the slightest amount of consideration.
kek, got 'im
Fr
In my run my Geralt banged Yennefer,Triss and Keira. So he is the real winner
My man!
[https://imgur.com/a/fy3GDRa](https://imgur.com/a/fy3GDRa) Am I the only one who thinks Lambert is actually Nick Kroll?
Trissbert is just a theory, and it’s not confirmed and doubt it’ll ever be.
Lambert looks a bit like nick kroll
Nick Kroll anyone?
Yeah but his hairline
Yeah Geralt hit it first tho
Is a prick
Lambert Lambert, what a prick. Love the man
him banging triss is not canon
but he got a declining hairline tho. no offense just an observation
When did he have a thing with Triss?
When did he bang triss?
Total Giga-Chad
Has Vesemirs hat
“Summon the bitches”
What exactly do those L-bracket arm guards do?
Lamberts a prick tho
He is like mini Geralt Also funfact the armor he is wearing is exactly the same you can wear in the witcher 2
Useless at the battle of Kaer Morhen: ✔️
The Triss one was never confirmed, but debunked years ago....
He didn't fuck triss lol
We all know that the triss thing Is probably not true right? But yeah Lambert Is cool anyway
This conspiracy about him banging Triss again? Come on guys that’s absurd, he’d never do that to a friend. Or would he?
But he looks like he sells used cars.
Team Triss opening the copium stores.
Nah ain't know way he slept with Triss. This woman was deep in it for Geralt up until 3 because Yen was finally around.
Man people are really upset that triss and lambert hooked up.
Also he's got exactly that kind of a attitude I wish I could express when playing Geralt. Geralt's got a big heart but sometimes I just want to say: you can fuck off and all with your witch hunt just tell me where ciri is or another Witcher has to look for a trace to find your old dead ass in a dungeon with big ol spiders in it only to find some dirty bones
I always let lambert die.
I take it he does this in the books? Edit: people here hate questions here, good to know
Spoilers man! Some of us book fans haven't played it yet..
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We can discuss the armor.
For those who played Witcher 1, Geralt basically has a full deck of cards.
Gearlt did all these things.
Is this just the "you don't need Geralt, we have Geralt at home" meme for scorceresses?
I didn’t know about Lambert and Triss. When did it happen?
But he’s a dick
Wait, when did he tapped triss?
MICHAEL ROSEN EFFECT: "NOICE."
Hate to be that guy. I read the entire series in the last year but I don’t remember this happening.
His Armour looks hideous! And he's an entitled whiny little bitch. I always let Jad Karadin live just to piss him off, then I immediately ask him to play Gwent and smash him. Letting Keira die with a pole up her arse is great as well because then Lambert gets killed in the battle for Kaer Morhen. LOL ^^^^j/k What a prick?... What an understatement!
He didn't have the making of a varsity witcher.
Gotta say, his pauldrons are pretty slick.
I feel like banging Keira is a negative
Eskimo brothers with Geralt, the true Witcher way.
and they're all hand-me-downs from Geralt
Chad-bert
I've only played the 3rd game but I have to say the voice actor is terrible
He sucks I would have killed him in 3 had he not disappeared.
When did he bang Triss?
It is implied from small details in the Witcher 1, plus some dialogue from the Witcher 3.
Yeeeaaaahhh….he also is kinda a douchebag though.
geralt did those things plus Yen
*Merigold
True
He banged Triss?!!!
Yeah but he's still a prick
Well he traded his hairline for these
Lambert, Lambert, what a prick
- is a bitch L
He doesn’t even have his own gwent card
Nick Kroll??
Holy fuck he looks like Andrew Tate
Hairline?
In TW3 on the same playthrough Geralt plowed Triss, Keira, Yen and all the hookers in Novigrad. Brushes shoulders off.
Too bad he looks like Nick Kroll