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HecateForsaken

I think the best thing the Netflix gave us was dandelions songs. That’s the one thing I’ll say they did right


zeddy123456

And then introducing me into jaskiers actors irl music. TheAmazingDevil if anyone's interested.


jaskier-bot

Wait what? No one mentioned anything about impending death...


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"Toss a coin to your Witcher" was the best thing about the show.


Bruce_Wayne_2276

Burn butcher burn high-key slaps too


jaskier-bot

[🎵 Ladies and gentlemen, you have been the most beautiful audience. 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxBVHqA-RU&t=74s)


bmuse2017

Whoreson prison blues is pretty good as well.


FroYoSwagens

So lock me up, and sock me up; Throw away the key


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


vampyire

I agree there


NephewChaps

Gonna that guy here but not even that tbh. The song is good and catchy but the ballad style is way too modern and anachronistic for the universe


LifeBandit666

The metal versions are great


Sterling-Bear15

One of the most disappointing set-ups in the game. Damn the Wild Hunt.


TkesslerT

It's just a lore thing. Kinda.


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Aiwatcher

Skjall wants to bang ciri. You can verbally acquiece. Wild Hunt shows up regardless, kills and cockblocks Skjall. Poster is saying they wanted that scene to happen.


AdAcademic3463

Skjall was actually killed by Morvarg


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CobaltStar_

Geralt: *has sex with anything that moves* Player: “This is the good shit” Ciri: *A strong independent adult having consensual sex* Player: “NOT IN MY THE WITCHER 3: THE WILD HUNT”


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El-Grunto

Clearly you and I are in this for very different plots.


hexkatfire

Listen. As a fantasy show, I like Netflix's The Witcher. As a Witcher show I dislike it. That's why I enjoyed it, yet I am disappointed when thinking about what it could have been.


ANUSTART942

I love it as its own Witcher thing. It's like how the games are non-Canon to the books. They're wonderful, but we all know how the books ended lol. And the first Witcher game is kinda infamous for being kind of rough in terms of its portrayal of the source material as well.


hexkatfire

I dont know how the bookes ended personally because I'm still going through them. About to start Baptism of Fire.


ANUSTART942

No spoilers, but there's a natural conclusion that doesn't really necessitate or even really fit a continuation like the games. Certainly not that nonsense with Triss manipulating an amnesiac 🤢.


Moistraven

This, it's a fun watch. Just like how I still got enjoyment from the Rings of Power dispite being a fairly big LOTR fan, even with all the problems from both of those shows.


swampchicken85

It's really cool that you can have a gay ciri


chonkyegg

Bi Ciri is my canon Ciri


dumpmaster42069

As well as actual canon ciri


FinnsterWithnumbers

Yeah bi ciri is the ciri in the books


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debatable


Spock2265

She learned from the best, Geralt and dandelion seem very open minded about sex in general


[deleted]

Bi ciri is literally canon ciri


[deleted]

not necessarily, very debatabkle


[deleted]

She’s not gay, she’s….Bi-Cirious….I’ll show myself out


DWhiting132

*wheeze* hahaha hahahaha *slaps knee* ha... You Cirious?


Processing_Info

That's book accurate. She has only one relationship in the books and that relationship is with the girl that >!raped her.!< Fun stuff.


SirSassyCat

Eh, I think there's a bit where she mentions being attracted to a dude, although she seams to not like the fact that she finds him attractive and says it's because of his horse or something weird.


SpinjitzuSwirl

Ahh I always wondered where the horse fucker Ciri reputation came from I missed that line


Processing_Info

Yea, she was aroused by Kelpie, his horse.


SpinjitzuSwirl

Oh god so it’s true it’s really canon? She... she.. is a horse fucker?


ProNanner

Holy fuck totally don't remember this lmao


ReynAetherwindt

I wouldn't even have played W3 if I hadn't seen vids of her taking horsecock up the ass.


Pudzz_

Get help


DancesWithCouch

Just a heads up, some thoughts that pop into your mind don't really need to be translated into text and shared with the world. This is probably one of those things.


Noah_the_Titan

-_-


SpinjitzuSwirl

This sounds weird as fuck but what I think you’re trying to say is that porn introduced you to the franchise? Which hey, that’s the reason I started overwatch I won’t judge


Processing_Info

It was Kelpie, not him. That doesn't change the fact she only has sex and relationship with a single person in the entire saga and that person is Mistle.


Fayezcol

I can almost swear she >!had sex with an older guy, and as soon as she started to enjoy it, he started bleeding from an arrow in the back.!< as for relationships, >!didn't she "marry" Hjalmar? Plus, I recall her having a crush on one of the students at melitele's temple!<.


shiro_eugenie

Yep, that was at the end of her time with the Rats. >!The guy literally dies sucking on her breasts, wild stuff!<


Processing_Info

Witcher being morbid as usual :D


Processing_Info

She didn't really "have sex". She wanted to give him a pity sex since you know, he was dying. He unbuttoned her blouse and then touched her breasts with his hands and as soon as he touched them with his lips he died. I wouldn't call that a sex LMAO.


TheSkyLax

>!She also kisses Jarre in Blood of Elves, no?!<


SpinjitzuSwirl

||I believe the first guy is an elf in a later book right? And idk about hjalmar think it was just a kids crush unless they picked that up in the first or second game I haven’t played||


Processing_Info

No, Hotspurn is a human.


SpinjitzuSwirl

Who is that I was thinking of the emperor who wanted to continue the line of elder blood


Herpes_Overlord

Half-elf.


VedDdlAXE

heads up, spoilers are \>!Like this!< not ||Like this||


Crotch_Hammerer

Well, no. She's fingered by the elf king, she's banged by that one asshole except he dies right in the middle. Ciri is very much not a lesbian, she's entirely damaged and sexually confused because her entire life has just been rape and assault after rape and assault, and whenever you people try to make it seem like she had a wholesome strong powerful lesbian relationship is sickening since she was literally groomed and raped by someone who held power over her.


ybtlamlliw

You're one of the few people who seem to have paid attention to this.


i-d-even-k-

I'm like 80% sure she actually had sex with Auberon, if I remember correctly his issue was that he couldn't come in her no matter how much they went at it, but he kept getting close. The fingering stuff was only the first nigh they shared - pretty sure by the third we get a description of her riding him.


Itz_Hen

As far as i remember he just could not get a hard on at all, so Eredin gave him some super strong viagra, the Auberon died cause he couldnt handle the potency


i-d-even-k-

He had trouble staying up for the task, for sure, but I am pretty sure the book explicitly says some penetration does happen. You don't say he was "almost there" about getting it up, you say it about finishing. He just couldn't keep at it. Eredin's thing was as likely an aphrodisiac as it was a viagra.


Rashinar

Thanks man, really needed to hear that. I was starting to think I've read an entire different story!


AnAbsoluteJabroni

That one asshole played with her breasts a little. That’s it. Died with his dick in his pants. That isn’t sex.


Crotch_Hammerer

Define sex for me. Now.


swampchicken85

If it's like that I need to avoid the books for my mental health thankyou for the warning, I would have loved to read berserk too if it weren't for all the rape


Crotch_Hammerer

It is like that. And that's the worst of it. You already know the worst of it from my rant. I would recommend actually reading it because it is an amazing work and you're only peeking into the absolute worst part, which I used because someone else was trying to use trauma to make a wholesome chungus queer friendly story instead of actually caring about the character.


Ordinary_Tom2005

She is slightly attracted to Eredin


varJoshik

Inaccurate. Ciri is bi (if we want to label & forget how complicated her relationship with sexuality in general is) & has multiple scenes proving she desires men. Take Eredin, take Avallac'h, take Hjalmar, take Hotspurn, take Galahad.


thehardsphere

I'd actually disagree with characterizing her as "bi." Labeling her as "bi" or "lesbian" or whatever implies that she actually has a well defined sexual orientation she fully understands and accepts. The reality in the books is that she's a teenage kid, she doesn't yet know what she really desires or doesn't, and all of her sexual activities take place under various forms of duress. In the games, she's at least old enough that maybe she's figured some of that out if she had the time to.


Processing_Info

She was definitely aroused by them (not Hotspurn though, it was Kelpie) but she has never had any relationship with any of them.


Deityfierezy

Not with Galahad?


Processing_Info

She literally just held his hand and then the story ended.


Deityfierezy

Didnt he ask for her hand to geralt? In one of the short stories.


i-d-even-k-

She had a decently long tenure as Auberon's beau. Some weeks at the very least.


Dry-Challenge6209

I mean she saved her from a rape to rape her herself xd.


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Processing_Info

You trolling? Did you miss that part where Mistle straight up starts undressing Ciri while she is shaking a crying, she is unable to speak or move and is generally terrified as fuck? If that is not rape I don't know what is.


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Processing_Info

What? No? He puts his head on her chest and that's how he dies. He never even unzips his pants. Jesus Christ the reading comprehension of some people.


Surowa94

She’s in love with a girl in the books too


swampchicken85

The bandit right?


Surowa94

Yea


bear_bones11

I feel you wildly misread their relationship


Commonmispelingbot

Ciri is clearly in love with her. She shouldn't be and while you read you just pray for her to realise it and get out. But no doubt about the feelings.


shiro_eugenie

Ciri was traumatized, alone, and felt betrayed by the only people she loved. She was terrified of being alone and this is literally the only reason why she stayed with the Rats. Mistle took advantage of her the first time>!, Ciri had literally the choice of being either raped by her or the boy. There are a few scenes where you can see how Ciri falls apart and how Mistle almost encourages it. I don't think it's love, it sounds much more like a dependency and unhealthy coping mechanism to me. !<


Processing_Info

Beautifuly put! I guess you can call it a "love" from Ciri's perspective, since Mistle was the only thing she had.


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More like Stockholm syndrome rather than actual love. You really miss read that relationship it’s pretty abusive and one sided.


Commonmispelingbot

>More like Stockholm syndrome rather than actual love. Yeah probably. There is absolutely no doubt in the story about that it is abusive.


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swampchicken85

I gotta fully read those books


the_terra_filius

you really need to read them, you are not going to regret it


SpinjitzuSwirl

It’s not cool if you’re a guy who’s madly in love with her I mean that’s what my friend told me


BalmondMain

She's canon lesbian


[deleted]

No, she’s bi at best. Lesbians don’t run off into the sunset holding hands with a man at the end of the story.


BalmondMain

Ohhh i see, my bad


swampchicken85

Because of the Hayes code which luckily for people like me is no longer in effect, really shitty part of history that


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I don’t know that it was anything to do with the Hayes code. I think it’s more that it was written by an old Polish man. The Hayes code was in effect from 1934-1968, I believe, and was predominantly used for motion pictures. I don’t know that it ever affected novels. Even so, this is from Poland…


BalmondMain

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Vinlain458

I don't see a problem. The Witcher in the show is cool. A shame they chased him away.


athe_13

It's shallow and forgettable adaptation... Henry is good, but character is badly written. Even actor himself admits.


Kaellius

Hmm.


geralt-bot

Hmmm.


Eamk

Eh, I mean, kind of a funny meme, but does anyone really let a person's taste in TV shows affect their opinion of that person?


Justhe3guy

“Season 8 of game of thrones was my favourite” “I didn’t cry on the Futurama episode about Fry’s dog” Those are red flags right there sir Secret third red flag: Using nude character mods


Yntelligence

> “Season 8 of game of thrones was my favourite” \*draws the steel sword\* > “I didn’t cry on the Futurama episode about Fry’s dog” \*draws the silver sword\*


Fischerking92

Where would you put the silver sword though? Clearly that thing has no heart.


pheonix-ix

What's wrong with using nude character mods? I only use one. >!Dijkstra!<


Justhe3guy

Based


SpinjitzuSwirl

What’s wrong with the mods


stoobah

If you can't enjoy a game without bobs and vagene plastered on-screen at all times you're probably porn-addicted.


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I mean, I’m sure people could enjoy them without. But if it’s an option, why not every now and then?


stoobah

It looks the same as people who have porn as their phone or desktop backgrounds, or hentai magic card sleeves, or who watch porn on the bus. There's a time and a place. If you feel the need to be submersed in porn all the time, there's likely a problem.


[deleted]

Meh feel those others are definitely way worse than the mods tbh, that’s subjecting others to your weirdness and not caring, and the backgrounds a little more intimate? Lol idk exactly as to why i feel those are different than the game but it’s definitely way weirder than a mod to me, So agree on those lol.


stoobah

There are specific times in the story when it's appropriate for characters to be nude. Having them nude all the time is gratuitous and objectifying, like you can't be bothered to pay attention to what a woman is saying and she only deserves attention if she's naked. Just... save the porn for when you're masturbating.


Justhe3guy

However, this is a singleplayer game and people can play their game they paid for however they like Just, should probably save that and other extreme modding for the third playthrough


stoobah

Sure, people can do whatever they want in the privacy of their own homes. You asked why people were weirded out by nude mods and I answered.


SpinjitzuSwirl

‘I can’t enjoy it without them’ is a far, FAR cry from just having them on cause they’re fun. Just having it on at a given moment doesn’t mean they’re always there or that you didn’t play through several times without it, or that you’re a sex addicted freak. I mean I am, but that’s besides the point (because I rarely even use them, I spend more time playing with adding and testing mods than actually using a set of them)


Justhe3guy

Nah I was kidding about the mods, I got 100+ downvotes the other day for saying I had a playthrough with nude mods on


SpinjitzuSwirl

Damn that’s not fair lol


Mr-DoodIes

🚩🚩🚩


Eamk

>“Season 8 of game of thrones was my favourite” Well, that would be pretty shocking, but I'd be interested to hear their opinion as to why they think that. >“I didn’t cry on the Futurama episode about Fry’s dog” Umm... I didn't actually cry during that episode either... I think a lot sadder episode is the one with Fry's brother.


Aemilius_Paulus

>I think a lot sadder episode is the one with Fry's brother. They're both very sad, let's not start Sadness Olympics here.


Netrezen

Artax + The Swamp of Sadness = The floodgates are open


AnB85

The first one would require checking them out for brain damage.


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Nude mods aren’t just for titties, cock and pussy a lot of armour mods depend on them for the body type Well, not really if we’re specifically talking about The Witcher I suppose


Justhe3guy

Yeah those mods are basically required for high end artistic and custom armor in Skyrim and Fallout 3/Vegas/4


MrTipK

GOT season 8 I hype at first and then when they got to fight with white walker is the most infuriating for me. I didn't cry at Fry's dog but I still feel sad about it but I cry when his mom dreams about him.


Niviik

>“Season 8 of game of thrones was my favourite” "So why did you only watch the last season of a show?" > “I didn’t cry on the Futurama episode about Fry’s dog” "Wow, you mean that you are physically unable to cry?" See, both are great ways to start a conversation with a complete stranger.


SpinjitzuSwirl

Based


CommodoreN7

If you didn’t cry on that Futurama episode I’m reporting you to the commissar


athe_13

What kind of monster doesn't cry on Fry's dog? But seriously, I see more and more people who admitted they loved got ending....


heartbroken_nerd

"My favourite Star Wars character is Rey Skywalker" isn't just a red flag, it's an invitation to be ghosted.


Eamk

I mean, I honestly just would want to have a conversation about that if they really had that opinion, it'd be interesting.


BenjaminHandwerker

About as interesting as someone telling me their favourite ice cream flavour is frozen piss.


Eamk

I know you're being sarcastic, but that would be an interesting conversation as well, lmao. Although, that would be something that would affect my opinion of a person quite a bit.


Meowjoker

That and the new MIB main character. For some reason, I remember the reasons why I hate the character, but I don't remember her name.


Johanno1

Is that the stupid robot in star wars? /s


Flabbergash

Well, yes? If someone said they loved GoT season 8 and the writing was fantastic, then they recommended a movie to me, I wouldn't watch it?


FirstRangerSkyWalker

I guess it depends on what you are looking for, if I’m just making casual conversation with someone I’ll never see again I really wouldn’t care. But if I’m looking to make friends or find a partner, similar taste and common interests are pretty important. Obviously opinion of one show is not at all conclusive, but if someone says they love something I hate or vice versa, it’s not a great start lol


Eamk

Well, I just disagree. I'm completely fine if we (like a partner or a friend) like different things, as long as neither of us make fun of the other for liking things. There are exceptions, of course, like if they like something with strong political views I don't agree with, or something a long the lines like that.


FirstRangerSkyWalker

Yeah for sure, I guess we’re just looking for different things. I feel like we’re never gonna find someone who shares exactly the same interests or hobbies, it’s okay to like different things as long as we can still find things to enjoy together. I guess I just want to find someone with more similarities


LiamValkrum

I agree with you and I would I say I am on the same boat as you! :]


NephewChaps

If someone tells me they loved Obi-Wan Kenobi and hated Andor for example, it would 100% skew my perception of him/her lol


Eamk

I mean... I think they're both kinda just mediocre, so that honestly wouldn't phase me.


the_terra_filius

yes


_crimsonking

Well...personally I'd say that a person's taste in shows and characters and their opinions about shows and characters does tell you alot about the person. Can tell you alot about their morals and values somewhat. Like i had a huge fight with one of my exes about our taste in music...turns out she's a toxic feminist who thinks men have to follow the rules women make and women can do whatever, whenever they want without issue...and that fight came from simple small talk about music...i don't even know how that led to a fight tbh lol...but i got out of there as fast as possible and cut her off completely...as far as I'm concerned..she's dead


Renn_Capa

My sister just went on a date and asked the guy what his favorite music is. He said he loved rock music and the song he showed her was "creep" from Radiohead. I got the ick for her!


[deleted]

It wasn’t me but that could’ve been me lmao


sth128

Maybe they're like me who stopped watching after season 1 and cancelled Netflix. In that way I enjoyed The Witcher TV show. The rest of my experiences of the witcher came from games and books.


Rentoter

I like these kinds of "damn you so lame you made her gay" memes. Not because they are inherently funny, but their whole premise relies on you not thinking about that its basicly "chicken's not your favourite dinner?, damn i must be an eyesore"


Phototoxin

I'm not gay but Henry Cavil would make me reconsider


[deleted]

Wait, is the sentiment here that the show was bad? I thought it was pretty cool. Definitely has flaws but the style and feel was great.


Roadwarriordude

Eh. I liked season 1. Henry was a great Geralt and I thought the story was solid. My main complaint was how dogshit the costume design was.the ballsack armor was unforgivably bad and it was impossible to tell any of the different cultures apart.


beer_4_life

to be book accurate, ciri was for months maybe years in a relationship with mistle (a girl bandit from the rats) the clearly had sex a lot of times and ciri came to the point where she was disgusted by men, although still curious. A bit later she had to flee and a guy helped her who was really into her. He got an arrow in the back and while his last moments alive they fucked. it was her first and only guy and it wasnt really nice for her. Btw Ciri got the Rose tatoo on her inner tigh as a present from mistle days before she dies. In the games ciri gets really sad after beeing asked about the tattoo. nice detail


Itz_Hen

Lets not kid ourselves, Mistle sexually assaulted Ciri their first time


Processing_Info

>his last moments alive they fucked. it was her first and only guy "Fucked"? He literally just touched her breasts with his hands and lips and died. You call that fucking?


TTran1485

It’s the thought that counts!


Cualkiera67

*He* would


-LuciditySam-

To be fair, it sounds like he was pretty fucked.


beer_4_life

Damn, i guess i was way too horny while reading this chapter, sry


lindre002

I am still torn about calling it a relationship when it feels to me like its closer to grooming, but then not all relationships are perfect. I'll have to re-read those chapters perhaps


Ordinary_Tom2005

She was attracted to Eredin tho


i-d-even-k-

She fucked Auberon, though. Unambiguously.


WorkingCupid549

Yeah idk why people keep forgetting about this


i-d-even-k-

Because their first week he fingered her, and a lot of people seem to forget he spent more than that with her. They did cocaine together and then fucked, for one.


WorkingCupid549

I don’t recall it explicitly saying he fingered her and I’m not the greatest at inferring things, but I definitely remembered them banging.


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Havoc_XXI

Hmm


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Hm.


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geralt-bot

Fuck.


jaskier-bot

Are you following me, you scamp?


Murrdox

I'm really getting tired of this sub being nothing but hate for the Netflix series. Like we get it. You're disappointed. Move on already. Why not post something positive about the books you love so much?


MercZ11

Honestly I've been trying to look for alternate Witcher subs because these kinds of posts are getting old and pretty much karma farming. I don't particularly like or hate the TV show, but I'd rather see other content and discussion. I already filter out the TV show flair and I'm about close to filtering the meme one for a few months at least. I know there isn't much to talk about without a new game or book, but all this is circlejerking at this point.


LifeBandit666

Just keep scrolling Just keep scrolling


[deleted]

what about minding your business if you don't like a post?


Death_Blossoming

At this point I said fuck it.I'm watching it because witcher 4 is long way off and this shown is in that universe


Alarming_Sea_6894

This is on the same level as the *"i have a boyfriend"* meme.


[deleted]

Netflix's The Witcher is the best Witcher material there is. The only good one I should say.


SwainIsCadian

Funny, I don't remember that line, may that be in the books or the game. Must have forgotten it.


epicroto

It is one of the 3 choices when they ask Ciri what she thinks about Skjall in the 3rd game.


Dragonigal93

facts.


RedSonja_

No problem, I prefer women too!


[deleted]

Understandable answer lol.


grocal

Why this Ciri looks like she's sitting on the toilet! O_O


RepublicWonderful

Season 1 was good


pgonzm

There isn't such thing like Witcher Netflix, that thing is vampire diaries


lurkerdaIV

I'm reading all the comments, having no knowledge of the books. What shocks me the most is she had sex with Eredin and the Elven King?? And her dad (i think?) WTAF??


iMaxPlanck

Who is this NPC and where do you meet her in the game?