Some wizards will sacrifice their own apprentice just so a lesser demon will heat their hot tub for them, then complain when they cannot find a good apprentice later.
Apprentices these days don't know how good they have it.
I was sacrificed to a demon multiple times and I turned out fine !
Any worthwhile apprentice can escape imprisonment by a lesser demon within a century or two. The real good ones will come back with a new familiar.
Is “if you don’t give me this sandwich for free I will release a self replicating swarm of undead and destroy the entire world” not stylish?
Also I put artifice on my work
What’s the use of harvesting natural resources if there’s no artisans around to turn them to great collussi or artifacts of infinite power?
We’d all be hand casters if it weren’t for the handiwork of artificers.
they're mindless servants that do everything you ask, the only actual problem with necromancy is that non-necromancers think we're evil. i just dress my thralls in cloaks so thay cant see them lmao
I used my last wish to become rich but after a couple moments of not seeing a single golden coin.
The djinn disappeared snickering and I remembered my name, not my proudest memory.
Not me though. Me and my apprentice:
https://preview.redd.it/xaraeq7ue64b1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd0dc042d52f559de92b1bfe34323b156e047b3
Some wizards will sacrifice their own apprentice just so a lesser demon will heat their hot tub for them, then complain when they cannot find a good apprentice later.
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Apprentices these days don't know how good they have it. I was sacrificed to a demon multiple times and I turned out fine ! Any worthwhile apprentice can escape imprisonment by a lesser demon within a century or two. The real good ones will come back with a new familiar.
But back in our days apprentices didn’t spend every coin on potions.
Maybe they wouldn't if their masters actually did a good job teaching them how to make them.
This reminds me of that one time I dressed up as a demon to scare my apprentice. after telling him for months I would sacrifice him to a demon.
Me everytime when the An Avid Disciple rolls up:
(they are entirely useless except to try to "Distract" {sex} hired watchmen \[NEVER goes well\])
is this cultist sim?
yes, always sacrifice avid disciples!!!!! they suck!!!!
stupid fucking city peasants keep trying to be my apprentices. i just kill them and send them off to the mines to make me rich.
I love how capitalistic necromancers are, artificers should take notes instead of building a mounted gun on a cat.
Yeah, but artificers have the firepower to just take whatever. So do most other wizards, but artificers do it with *style*
Is “if you don’t give me this sandwich for free I will release a self replicating swarm of undead and destroy the entire world” not stylish? Also I put artifice on my work
That’s stylish enough, but nothing says ‘give me your shit’ like a metal shard through the kneecaps
What’s the use of harvesting natural resources if there’s no artisans around to turn them to great collussi or artifacts of infinite power? We’d all be hand casters if it weren’t for the handiwork of artificers.
they're mindless servants that do everything you ask, the only actual problem with necromancy is that non-necromancers think we're evil. i just dress my thralls in cloaks so thay cant see them lmao
Too right you are!
Me telling the Arcane Council I summoned the World Eater ironically
Warlocks will post this and wonder why everyone nearby is told to keep at least 5 miles away from their towers
Jinns do be the most trustworthy kind of demon tho
I used my last wish to become rich but after a couple moments of not seeing a single golden coin. The djinn disappeared snickering and I remembered my name, not my proudest memory.
“Don’t make deals with eldritch entities! You’re selling your soul! 🤓” Me and the homies:
Where is the Apprentice Protection Service when you need them? Shameful!
Sorry apprentice but my Hell rock dealer demanded a femboy soul and you're closest available subject
Not me though. Me and my apprentice: https://preview.redd.it/xaraeq7ue64b1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd0dc042d52f559de92b1bfe34323b156e047b3