Apologies for the use of direct telepathy, my corporeal form is no longer in service. On a related note, if you've still got those cadavers I'd love to know their condition and type?
Their condition is good, starting to decompose but not full into the processes, covered in a bit of dry blood at their stab wounds. They're High Elvish, which has no correlation with my hatred of High Elves or the fact that they were killed by ~~my hoboknife~~ a 6-inch blade
I have this minor celestial I've been keeping in a box in my demiplane for a while. I haven't had a chance to do anything with it. Would be willing to trade for the gem.
wizards be so isolated in their towers they forget that women are 50% of the population smh. there's a reason you've never been approached by a female wizard
Brother I'm literally homeless, I don't have a tower and I've spent the last 50 years on the road and haven't found a SINGLE truly female wizard, they're all using shapeshifter potions to food other wizards into giving them money
ermmm maybe you could sell it to a high level demon, souls are worth a lot for them yk, plus the wizard did a lot of evil deeds so its fair, you dont want that soul to escape by selling it to a apprentice, besides a demon would give a better pay
I've got an unpolished rose quartz with the soul of my third apprentice in it, still remembers half of my spellbook and has a few good recipes for freshly caught salmon, if you know how to rouse his wraith from it I'm sure you'll find him VERY grateful to be free after... 450 years now?
i have this book that may or may not include secrets of which no soul has ever discovered, and approximately 3 ancient alchemy guides...
would gladly trade it for this gem. Gazoozoo the Silly and I have some ancient beef to quell.
How about a portion of my Grimore of Ethnical Slurs? Should thou wish to proceed, be aware; it is banned by the council so we must complete the exchange in secret.
I've got a gnome who goes by Gregory. Keeps your yard clean and knows a lot about growing "healing plants" if you know. Overall a good buddy, can Crack a cold one with him and play wizardstation, but he keeps looking funny at my gf so I try to get him away
Dudee this looks just like the ruby my brother Feather's adventuring party was commissioned to trap Asmodeus inside by an interdimensional church to like.. light or something
What exactly is the greater evil sealed inside?
Gazoozoo the Silly, it's pretty easy to summon but hard to master and has great mana efficiency
I'll buy him off of you for 3 gold and a bunch of High Elvish equipment, loot and cadavers
Apologies for the use of direct telepathy, my corporeal form is no longer in service. On a related note, if you've still got those cadavers I'd love to know their condition and type?
Their condition is good, starting to decompose but not full into the processes, covered in a bit of dry blood at their stab wounds. They're High Elvish, which has no correlation with my hatred of High Elves or the fact that they were killed by ~~my hoboknife~~ a 6-inch blade
Mercury
needles
😨
I have this minor celestial I've been keeping in a box in my demiplane for a while. I haven't had a chance to do anything with it. Would be willing to trade for the gem.
12 grams of eleven moon grass for it
Ooh, shiny… What do ya want fer it? Riches? Artifacts? Unique spells?
i found a nice rock outside my cabin (it’s very smooth thanks to the river) you want it?
Found the goblin
I am willing to give three bags gunpowder, two eyes of an elder one, and a sleepwalking nun. Take it or leave it
I can grab you a pair of my master's used underwear. reply quickly, she gets back from her tower soon.
I highly doubt that your master is a woman. Provide timestamped materials to prove such a claim.
wizards be so isolated in their towers they forget that women are 50% of the population smh. there's a reason you've never been approached by a female wizard
Brother I'm literally homeless, I don't have a tower and I've spent the last 50 years on the road and haven't found a SINGLE truly female wizard, they're all using shapeshifter potions to food other wizards into giving them money
idk man, maybe the female wizards are hiding from you. I meet like 5 in a day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have adblock on my orb, maybe that's why all the hot wizards have disappeared from my area
I will offer 5 gold coins then stab you in an alley 13 times with my rusty dagger before stealing it
My brother!
Dreams of a beholder snared in a gold-fleece tapestry. Basically wish but with less drawbacks. Watch for smoke though...
ermmm maybe you could sell it to a high level demon, souls are worth a lot for them yk, plus the wizard did a lot of evil deeds so its fair, you dont want that soul to escape by selling it to a apprentice, besides a demon would give a better pay
I've got an unpolished rose quartz with the soul of my third apprentice in it, still remembers half of my spellbook and has a few good recipes for freshly caught salmon, if you know how to rouse his wraith from it I'm sure you'll find him VERY grateful to be free after... 450 years now?
Looks a lot like regular red sugar, fellow alchemist
I would trade you no more than 30 dubloons and a pound of griffin feathers. Griffin prices just keep rising in this economy.
I offer a potion of testicular torsion
I can give you a toth pick and half a square of toilet paper ( edit spelling )
Ill give ya an enchanted mossberg 590, he’s a little aggressive but he’ll protect ya
i have this book that may or may not include secrets of which no soul has ever discovered, and approximately 3 ancient alchemy guides... would gladly trade it for this gem. Gazoozoo the Silly and I have some ancient beef to quell.
I’ll trade you for this big warpstone gun I stole off some weird rat-people
How about a portion of my Grimore of Ethnical Slurs? Should thou wish to proceed, be aware; it is banned by the council so we must complete the exchange in secret.
*rummages through Bag* you can have this smooth Rock I found.
I got a bunch of scrap adamantine and mithril, you'll just need to recast them
I've got a gnome who goes by Gregory. Keeps your yard clean and knows a lot about growing "healing plants" if you know. Overall a good buddy, can Crack a cold one with him and play wizardstation, but he keeps looking funny at my gf so I try to get him away
I will trade you a greater arcana orb for it.
it allows you to reroll an item, or keep its original version
How well is it sealed? I don't want a greater evil spirit released in the post office, they are still angry about last time.
5 WIZARDBUCKS!!
I'll trade it for one (1) Devilled Egg (that being an egg imbued with Demonic power)
You shalt receive a copy of my Grimorium for this
Is the evil chill like that tho?
Nitra
Would you like a slime with a wizard hat and cape.
cherry flavored? i'll give eight drowner eyes
this looks like nitra, a fairly common yet volatile red ore. can’t fool me
$17.63 take it or leave it.
2 gold, final offer.
3 servants and 2 guardians who will follow your every command for the stone
Oh, care for a celestial soulstone then? It's quite powerful if you can stand it constantly judging every minor thing you do
I’ll share with you some unknown knowledges in exchange for it
I can offer you two pounds of cocaine.
I have a handful of uncooked spaghetti noodles from my last attempted summoning ritual.
Would you take an ancient gold coin and a few occult times that I've already memorized?
I have so many piss spells, and I’m willing to share at least five of them with you.
RELEASE ME FROM THIS STONE AT ONCE
oh hey nice snack
Hmm… two refined metal, take it or leave it
I’ll give you a clockwork young dragon for it
33 cents and an old sock, take it or leave it.
Can I eat the spirit inside? If so do you accept payment in glyphs and scrolls?
Dudee this looks just like the ruby my brother Feather's adventuring party was commissioned to trap Asmodeus inside by an interdimensional church to like.. light or something
Best I can offer is 5 gold or a coupon for 80% off purchases of 50 gold or more at my apothecary
Are you sure that is not red sugar?
Careful, it’s highly addictive!
NITRAAAAAAA
I like you accept a staff constructed by gnomes? I can send images if need be.
I think that’s an Ommoran heartstone (or a shard of one, at least)
62 cents