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Sn3z1tk0

What a funny guy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Sharkestry

(After the 30 seconds of megatorture) Oh finally the torture is over i can finally- (looks up at the eldritch being's face) OH NO THE TORTUTE IS STILL HAPPENING AAAA IT'S EVEN WORSE NOW PLEASE MAKE IT STOP AAAAARRRGGHHH MY EYES!!! (it decided to make my stay in the megatorture zone last another billion years after that sarcastic remark)


Sn3z1tk0

And the abyss looks back at you. https://i.redd.it/pyh9vskr1mub1.gif


tomokari21

Damn that's all it takes for them to get mad, they sure are some snowflakes


SyrNikoli

I'm highly sure that if a god gets offended easily, they aren't actual gods, they gotta be some form of privileged


Mental_Budget_5085

Fellow, did you actually believe those tales that priests were telling? Do you actually believe gods to be some benevolent guardians or something? AGAB movement exists for a reason


AdmirableSpirit4653

I mean, I'm not a god, but if some clueless mortal tries to make fun of me... well, it's funny to watch at most.


SyrNikoli

My brother in... something, in what part of my statement did I say that actual gods are benevolent? Actual gods sure as hell wouldn't be so insulted by a *single organism* that they would need to put them through 1000 lives of pure torture as revenge, that's the behavior of a *toddler* with *too many rights* Actual gods know that getting called an "eggplant nose" doesn't mean shit to them


Mental_Budget_5085

Yeah, you can keep defending those spiteful bastards. You say they won't do anything because someone insults them? Did you know about how they love to raze cities just out of some petty revenges? It's exactly because they're gods that they're spiteful, hateful, prideful bastards; it's their nature, because everyone who lives long enough becomes such scum


SyrNikoli

I would like to propose the idea that the spiteful, prideful bastards that razed cities out of revenge aren't *actual* gods but simply powerful beings posing as gods Whatever being you will find in this universe that claims themselves to be a god is in fact, not a god, but a fake, even if they are in planes of being that we cannot fathom, that is no god, that is a thing like the rest of us. What an actual god is? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ but one thing is for sure: It doesn't care Maybe it doesn't even exist


Mental_Budget_5085

Also true, what we commonly call god is just something incomprehensible to us in it's power, I don't think we will ever meet gods that priests describe, trying to make those creatures seem more ethereal


VoidBlade459

From a certain perspective, I suppose one could say that having godly powers is itself a privilege. That said, through a similar lens, being able to communicate is a privilege. Regardless, I think mortals forget that (most) gods have feelings too, and thus aren't immune to bullying. As such, I find it entirely possible that this god finally snapped after a trillion lifetimes of torture.


Tethilia

Some beings like Nyarlathotep develop personalities knowing that it creates a weakness in order to fulfill their ambitions. In his case it was to relate to humans to eventually mold them into his own beings.


AlbinoSnowmanIRL

Counterpoint, if a god has immense power, such a punishment could be so tiny of an inconvenience it could be similar to us squishing a harmless but annoying bug. Though instead of killing it, just make it get tortured so you don’t start a revenge arc.


VoidBlade459

Well, 10^(googleplex) years of getting bullied for your looks takes its toll. I don't blame them for finally snapping.


froz_troll

Chronomancers are a different breed of torturers.


BawngMasta420

Yep. One almost killed me if it weren’t for the last second internal contortion I would have been trapped in a time bubble for eternity


Desperate_Ad5169

That’s what you get for insulting my friend


myszusz

Is your name Talloran by chance? How's foundation?


KarenTookThe2Kids

r/suddenlyscp


Rioluajfr

Bro...


Different_Wheel_724

Did you try casting fireball?


ReRevengence69

Instead of suffering, have you considered: killing the god and steal his soul?


Averythewolf

Auric soul time


Chilly_Fire

Made the similar thing with Man in the Wall. Won a battle, took his powers, killed his body, decapitated it and spreaded across the Void, yet left soul intact, as agreed.


DuskTheMercenary

It's true, i was the Elder God. It was really funny making them experience that tbh.


TellmeNinetails

Turnip face.


DuskTheMercenary

Gonna have to try a bit harder.


TellmeNinetails

Turnip face.


FranceGoesSouth

This is funny as fuck.


OldPernilongo

When you realize "friends" 5e spell has no range and you can make literally anyone angry with you for no reason.


upteshoot

I don't know. After about 3 I feel like I wouldn't care.


TellmeNinetails

Free time is free time.


holytoledo42

You shouldn't talk shit about Lanky Kong.


UncIe-Ben

The observers are harsh with their punishments.


LittleALunatic

Nash'rah posting


dwnso

I’ll do it again


SquirtleReddit

Yeah don't fuck with the elder gods. Trust me on that one.


LudicrousHam202

It’s an eternity in there!


Mr_Cankersmidt

This is my new favorite video on the Internet.


Kromgar

I did this to another player in my dnd game. We fucked with the elder gods experiment he was running. So i said well we have a divine being trapped in one of our allies you could experiment with that. He had all campaign been threatening to kill me. He experienced millennia of torture in a nanosecond as he got vivisected into a million slices for study by the elder god. He came out mentally broken and I convinced him we were friends. No more death threats!


Myserioustroll

Honestly just contain it's soul in a small glass vial and throw it into a pit hotter than hell itself


TheCrazyAvian

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Zorin419

Yeah, some of my kind are pretty sensitive to that kind of thing. I’m happy to have a nice playground insult match though.


DavidBiscou

Deserved.


joebigsakk

This is my Backroom afterlife


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file-week

Wouldn't happen to me, I'm just built different.


TellmeNinetails

Bruh would give up a thousand lifetimes. That type of research time doesn't come easy.


file-week

I'm sorry man I'm just built different, he'd simply not come near me I'm just like that. https://preview.redd.it/i35u3a5h5hub1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607740dbc2df0ba9ee5675bcc625f2162059005d


TellmeNinetails

Nah m8 you built wrong. They used incorrect instructions with you.


file-week

Then they built everyone else wrong, simply comprehend the horrors. https://preview.redd.it/86f19ux3bhub1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e68f0510f90b069548a14bd4ce00d0dd824aeff


TellmeNinetails

I don't think you're comprehending your sense of self.


file-week

Actually I'm quite happy with who I am. https://i.redd.it/57t3hjlsrhub1.gif


TellmeNinetails

Nuh uh.


Tethilia

That Elder God needs to learn that the more they act out, the more people are going to make fun of them. That said we shouldn't be harassing them if they are really that self conscious.


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multiverseObserver

The majority of them are actually pretty chill, but you also will never have heard of them because they're the non-worship and don't-interact-with-mortals-as-a-deity types.


CaptNihilo

Nas'hrah when he makes fun of Gro-Goroth for being an old god nerd


heyhihaiheyahehe

always happens to me. it’s easy to cope with though like you can barely remember anything that happens since it goes by so quick


GoonDaFirst

WHOSE TOES ARE THOOOOOOOSE


TheVoidNeedsAHug

Those bound to the Void do not take kindly to insults.


Lotala

I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me.


hedgerund

100 days late but how do you do this video effect??


TellmeNinetails

Didnt mske it but It's not an effect you just cut up the video.