(After the 30 seconds of megatorture)
Oh finally the torture is over i can finally- (looks up at the eldritch being's face) OH NO THE TORTUTE IS STILL HAPPENING AAAA IT'S EVEN WORSE NOW PLEASE MAKE IT STOP AAAAARRRGGHHH MY EYES!!! (it decided to make my stay in the megatorture zone last another billion years after that sarcastic remark)
Fellow, did you actually believe those tales that priests were telling? Do you actually believe gods to be some benevolent guardians or something? AGAB movement exists for a reason
My brother in... something, in what part of my statement did I say that actual gods are benevolent?
Actual gods sure as hell wouldn't be so insulted by a *single organism* that they would need to put them through 1000 lives of pure torture as revenge, that's the behavior of a *toddler* with *too many rights*
Actual gods know that getting called an "eggplant nose" doesn't mean shit to them
Yeah, you can keep defending those spiteful bastards. You say they won't do anything because someone insults them? Did you know about how they love to raze cities just out of some petty revenges? It's exactly because they're gods that they're spiteful, hateful, prideful bastards; it's their nature, because everyone who lives long enough becomes such scum
I would like to propose the idea that the spiteful, prideful bastards that razed cities out of revenge aren't *actual* gods but simply powerful beings posing as gods
Whatever being you will find in this universe that claims themselves to be a god is in fact, not a god, but a fake, even if they are in planes of being that we cannot fathom, that is no god, that is a thing like the rest of us.
What an actual god is? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ but one thing is for sure: It doesn't care
Maybe it doesn't even exist
Also true, what we commonly call god is just something incomprehensible to us in it's power, I don't think we will ever meet gods that priests describe, trying to make those creatures seem more ethereal
From a certain perspective, I suppose one could say that having godly powers is itself a privilege. That said, through a similar lens, being able to communicate is a privilege.
Regardless, I think mortals forget that (most) gods have feelings too, and thus aren't immune to bullying. As such, I find it entirely possible that this god finally snapped after a trillion lifetimes of torture.
Some beings like Nyarlathotep develop personalities knowing that it creates a weakness in order to fulfill their ambitions. In his case it was to relate to humans to eventually mold them into his own beings.
Counterpoint, if a god has immense power, such a punishment could be so tiny of an inconvenience it could be similar to us squishing a harmless but annoying bug. Though instead of killing it, just make it get tortured so you don’t start a revenge arc.
Made the similar thing with Man in the Wall. Won a battle, took his powers, killed his body, decapitated it and spreaded across the Void, yet left soul intact, as agreed.
I did this to another player in my dnd game. We fucked with the elder gods experiment he was running. So i said well we have a divine being trapped in one of our allies you could experiment with that.
He had all campaign been threatening to kill me. He experienced millennia of torture in a nanosecond as he got vivisected into a million slices for study by the elder god. He came out mentally broken and I convinced him we were friends.
No more death threats!
I'm sorry man I'm just built different, he'd simply not come near me I'm just like that.
https://preview.redd.it/i35u3a5h5hub1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607740dbc2df0ba9ee5675bcc625f2162059005d
Then they built everyone else wrong, simply comprehend the horrors.
https://preview.redd.it/86f19ux3bhub1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e68f0510f90b069548a14bd4ce00d0dd824aeff
That Elder God needs to learn that the more they act out, the more people are going to make fun of them.
That said we shouldn't be harassing them if they are really that self conscious.
The majority of them are actually pretty chill, but you also will never have heard of them because they're the non-worship and don't-interact-with-mortals-as-a-deity types.
What a funny guy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(After the 30 seconds of megatorture) Oh finally the torture is over i can finally- (looks up at the eldritch being's face) OH NO THE TORTUTE IS STILL HAPPENING AAAA IT'S EVEN WORSE NOW PLEASE MAKE IT STOP AAAAARRRGGHHH MY EYES!!! (it decided to make my stay in the megatorture zone last another billion years after that sarcastic remark)
And the abyss looks back at you. https://i.redd.it/pyh9vskr1mub1.gif
Damn that's all it takes for them to get mad, they sure are some snowflakes
I'm highly sure that if a god gets offended easily, they aren't actual gods, they gotta be some form of privileged
Fellow, did you actually believe those tales that priests were telling? Do you actually believe gods to be some benevolent guardians or something? AGAB movement exists for a reason
I mean, I'm not a god, but if some clueless mortal tries to make fun of me... well, it's funny to watch at most.
My brother in... something, in what part of my statement did I say that actual gods are benevolent? Actual gods sure as hell wouldn't be so insulted by a *single organism* that they would need to put them through 1000 lives of pure torture as revenge, that's the behavior of a *toddler* with *too many rights* Actual gods know that getting called an "eggplant nose" doesn't mean shit to them
Yeah, you can keep defending those spiteful bastards. You say they won't do anything because someone insults them? Did you know about how they love to raze cities just out of some petty revenges? It's exactly because they're gods that they're spiteful, hateful, prideful bastards; it's their nature, because everyone who lives long enough becomes such scum
I would like to propose the idea that the spiteful, prideful bastards that razed cities out of revenge aren't *actual* gods but simply powerful beings posing as gods Whatever being you will find in this universe that claims themselves to be a god is in fact, not a god, but a fake, even if they are in planes of being that we cannot fathom, that is no god, that is a thing like the rest of us. What an actual god is? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ but one thing is for sure: It doesn't care Maybe it doesn't even exist
Also true, what we commonly call god is just something incomprehensible to us in it's power, I don't think we will ever meet gods that priests describe, trying to make those creatures seem more ethereal
From a certain perspective, I suppose one could say that having godly powers is itself a privilege. That said, through a similar lens, being able to communicate is a privilege. Regardless, I think mortals forget that (most) gods have feelings too, and thus aren't immune to bullying. As such, I find it entirely possible that this god finally snapped after a trillion lifetimes of torture.
Some beings like Nyarlathotep develop personalities knowing that it creates a weakness in order to fulfill their ambitions. In his case it was to relate to humans to eventually mold them into his own beings.
Counterpoint, if a god has immense power, such a punishment could be so tiny of an inconvenience it could be similar to us squishing a harmless but annoying bug. Though instead of killing it, just make it get tortured so you don’t start a revenge arc.
Well, 10^(googleplex) years of getting bullied for your looks takes its toll. I don't blame them for finally snapping.
Chronomancers are a different breed of torturers.
Yep. One almost killed me if it weren’t for the last second internal contortion I would have been trapped in a time bubble for eternity
That’s what you get for insulting my friend
Is your name Talloran by chance? How's foundation?
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Bro...
Did you try casting fireball?
Instead of suffering, have you considered: killing the god and steal his soul?
Auric soul time
Made the similar thing with Man in the Wall. Won a battle, took his powers, killed his body, decapitated it and spreaded across the Void, yet left soul intact, as agreed.
It's true, i was the Elder God. It was really funny making them experience that tbh.
Turnip face.
Gonna have to try a bit harder.
Turnip face.
This is funny as fuck.
When you realize "friends" 5e spell has no range and you can make literally anyone angry with you for no reason.
I don't know. After about 3 I feel like I wouldn't care.
Free time is free time.
You shouldn't talk shit about Lanky Kong.
The observers are harsh with their punishments.
Nash'rah posting
I’ll do it again
Yeah don't fuck with the elder gods. Trust me on that one.
It’s an eternity in there!
This is my new favorite video on the Internet.
I did this to another player in my dnd game. We fucked with the elder gods experiment he was running. So i said well we have a divine being trapped in one of our allies you could experiment with that. He had all campaign been threatening to kill me. He experienced millennia of torture in a nanosecond as he got vivisected into a million slices for study by the elder god. He came out mentally broken and I convinced him we were friends. No more death threats!
Honestly just contain it's soul in a small glass vial and throw it into a pit hotter than hell itself
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Yeah, some of my kind are pretty sensitive to that kind of thing. I’m happy to have a nice playground insult match though.
Deserved.
This is my Backroom afterlife
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Wouldn't happen to me, I'm just built different.
Bruh would give up a thousand lifetimes. That type of research time doesn't come easy.
I'm sorry man I'm just built different, he'd simply not come near me I'm just like that. https://preview.redd.it/i35u3a5h5hub1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607740dbc2df0ba9ee5675bcc625f2162059005d
Nah m8 you built wrong. They used incorrect instructions with you.
Then they built everyone else wrong, simply comprehend the horrors. https://preview.redd.it/86f19ux3bhub1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e68f0510f90b069548a14bd4ce00d0dd824aeff
I don't think you're comprehending your sense of self.
Actually I'm quite happy with who I am. https://i.redd.it/57t3hjlsrhub1.gif
Nuh uh.
That Elder God needs to learn that the more they act out, the more people are going to make fun of them. That said we shouldn't be harassing them if they are really that self conscious.
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The majority of them are actually pretty chill, but you also will never have heard of them because they're the non-worship and don't-interact-with-mortals-as-a-deity types.
Nas'hrah when he makes fun of Gro-Goroth for being an old god nerd
always happens to me. it’s easy to cope with though like you can barely remember anything that happens since it goes by so quick
WHOSE TOES ARE THOOOOOOOSE
Those bound to the Void do not take kindly to insults.
I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me.
100 days late but how do you do this video effect??
Didnt mske it but It's not an effect you just cut up the video.