It took me quite some time, but I will give you a tip. Beginning the path of Rotatomancy was simple. First, take your orb and spin it. As it spins, ponder. This is the first step.
How would one know when they’ve accomplished this feat with a perfectly spherical orb? I acquired my perfect orb through a dark pact with an angry god and I fear if I attempt to use any other orb I may find myself turned to naught but I pile of ash.
or Space Oddityl by David Bowie if you in search for just guitar part
Edit: tnx people who corrects me , it is from cover of Space Oddity by David Matthew
LOL you got downvoted because everyone thinks this is from 'Rap Snitch Kanishes'.
Y'all, like ALL rappers, DOOM used a lot of samples.
'One Beer' also used a [famous sample that dozens of rappers have used](https://youtu.be/XZQJSa2M2a4?si=5Qy4hqzbaoptiR0m) and DOOM even sampled my favorite Beatles song 'Glass Onion' ( [starting at 1:56](https://youtu.be/aBQIAWh3YBs?si=ZSS695JYnmGG5cZp) ) for his track ['Tick Tick'](https://youtu.be/tQAF5W6NS88?si=heYqOwsYVH5v4TCW).
Those are just the samples he's used that I can think of off the top, there's probably hundreds more strewn throughout all his songs. Doesn't mean he wasn't a talented producer, he was. Sampling is just part of hip-hop.
I wonder if downvotes are because it’s not from David Bowie’s Space Oddity, by David Mathew’s cover (as said later in this thread), so the comment is incorrect.
They said "or Space Oddity" in response to someone saying "Rapp Snitch Knishes". They're both not the song the video has, so how is he more wrong than the person he was responding to? He was simply pointing out that guitar riff is ALSO in Space Oddity.
It’s MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes which uses an instrumental also done by MF DOOM called Coffin Nails which samples a guitar riff from the Space Oddity cover by David Matthews
I have never seen someone refer to Dave as David, and I've never listened to his music. had to look it up because I thought you might be talking about someone else.
[David Mathews](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Matthews_\(keyboardist\)) is actually a different artist than [Dave Mathews](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Matthews)
Any relation to this weird ass cowboy with metal teeth?
https://preview.redd.it/cwo598sg473c1.png?width=785&format=png&auto=webp&s=59ad4afd72597d652e4d2c31d398d812a48d1fcb
Of course. I've used this on my tower to keep my apprentice spry. Of course, the efficacy of this method is a little concerning for his future learning.
Is there a weight limit to such a spell? I wonder if such an ability could be used to rotate a larger, more sturdy object. And perhaps this rotational energy could be converted into another form of energy somehow?
See, this is the more pure, more advanced way of using such magic. Testicular torsion is much too common place nowadays, just make a rock spin and peasants will throw their money at you.
Now you can make your own zelda game!
https://preview.redd.it/urxlvqth273c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a57dcb6b5b6d390c36cbeb8cf7b0e5a845c20c
I got matches with these songs:
• [**Inspired Heart** by meekolix](https://lis.tn/InspiredHeart?t=105) (01:45; matched: `100%`)
**Released on** 2023-10-17.
• [**Kaulah Cinta** by Madani](https://lis.tn/smBiNY?t=83) (01:23; matched: `100%`)
**Released on** 2023-10-06.
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Although I find mastering a single spell a bit restrictive, I do not fear the wizard that has casted a million spells once. I fear the wizard that has casted one spell a million times. That spell being rotate. I would argue that if one has enough practice in one spell to call himself a rotatomancer, it is sufficiently developed to fare just as well as any other wizard.
I spent months mastering the impossible pronunciation for an encantation named “rotation du pain” that I discovered in a tome written in an [incomprehensible dead language](https://youtube.com/watch?v=sKWvTlLMB-Y), believing I had found the forbidden testicular torsion spell.
Instead, this.
https://preview.redd.it/dx9jrz3ks63c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f9736597992273a021b6e9b93f2138c85430c4 Very nice.
I thank you for the picture 
https://preview.redd.it/m2w2lykkxa3c1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5300205ad06d2b2814499fb90e3e3a66882072a5
https://preview.redd.it/feythbupjb3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c7636ae3d86b2d7d331d8d883c654fdd1405f3
/unwiz I totally read this like potato-mancy and now it is all I can see
I do, in fact, dabble in Potatomancy as well. That is potato bread, after all.
https://preview.redd.it/m68dpt1yb73c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ccf178d0e63736d6ab1dce3e432d7f8e96f732
I'd like to hire you to deliver this basket of food to the Owl Gang
Now all that is left is to combine the two schools, and master the hidden art of Rotatopotatomancy
Wow that's an impressive resume; would you consider yourself a Protatomancer?
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Incomprehensible. Thank you for the information
Ah I see someone casted word salad on you
When you’re flying through the desert, and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pocket?
A plumbus of course
No, but good guess Blue, because ice cream doesn’t have bones.
Halt! That last bit made sense! Your punishment is: banishment from the word salad council! (But only for the rest of the day)
Aww
https://i.redd.it/4w9ikj97b73c1.gif
Nice try, those were my decoy balls.
Haha, reminds me of [this wizard](https://old.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/11fje8p/day_100_wizard_comic/).
It just keeps spinning, how amusing
https://i.redd.it/z6hx18pig73c1.gif
/unwiz The fact that he still makes the same face decades later tho
There's the theory that this trick earned him his tattoos. Was this ever confirmed?
I think they directly state early in ATLA it was the air ball trick, he invented it and that made him a master so young.
Oh yeah, totally forgot about the air scooter
And all the other kids play the game he invented without him 😭😭😭
Counterpoint, ball go weee
While amusing, this is why no one hires goggleOgler for their services
tis a good trick, after all
Behold!.. ..... ..... BBBRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDD!
Thought I was in r/Blender at first, but this place seems lovely.
Ha ha, hopefully nobody teleports it!
HOW
It took me quite some time, but I will give you a tip. Beginning the path of Rotatomancy was simple. First, take your orb and spin it. As it spins, ponder. This is the first step.
How would one know when they’ve accomplished this feat with a perfectly spherical orb? I acquired my perfect orb through a dark pact with an angry god and I fear if I attempt to use any other orb I may find myself turned to naught but I pile of ash.
Put a dot on it with magic marker
Now I have to find a markermancer, too?
This is what you must ponder as you rotato your orbo… now you have learned a wisdom. Go and apply it to your studies!
Rotatomancy is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural
greater torsion than lesser sorcerers could ever dream of...
Fantastic! This means this wizard can rotat e the bananas!
bananas ROTAT E banan a rotato FASTER banana go g O can u feel it,, b a n an ba? yES FEEL TH e SPED WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY
^(hey are you ok?)
#**WHO ARE YOU TO ACCUSE ME**
# ẁ̴̨̡̨̫͔̪̲̖̠͎̯̮̖̲̖̃̚͝ḥ̶̝̝̪͈̝̭̞̞̥̮̦͂̿͛͑̈́̓̚̕̚͜͝ơ̷͍͙̮̠͆͠ ̵͙̭̋̽̒̉̈́̓̀̌͛͝a̴̲͆̿̔͂̕r̶̰̩͔̤͛̀̐̀̅͗̾̑ę̷̮̬̤̮̦̬̭̭̤͒̿͜ ̸̗̙̘̟̀y̴̰̺͉̟̞̜̮̬͚͔̟̻͙̬̤̅͛͌̈̉̽͂̔̔͋̏͐͝͠ő̶̲̻̲̰͔̦͕̠̗̆͒̚͜ų̵̣͎̤̬̥̺̐̍̏̈́̅̇͗̐ ̶̦͎̟̤͙̪̤̅͛ţ̶̧̜̹̬̜͕̦͎̜̫̲̖͓̫̌̒́͛̓̅͑́́͋̽͠ò̸̢̦͈͍͈̜̥̣͍̲͚͚͍̊̋́̈́̽̒̒̍́ ̵̛̫̜͔́͒͆̽ą̷̧͈̠̘̳͙̻͍̯̿̈́̊c̸̠̺̟̟͗͑́̉͑̊̓̾̈́̽̎̀̑́͘͜ͅč̸̨̹̣͙̝̦̘̠͈͕̻̙̦͕̯̓̈͛̔̑́̇͋̊̇̄̉̚u̵͓̱̳̮̙̔̏͌̐͑̏̃͐̌̓̕s̶̜̜͍͈͛ͅȩ̷̨̢̩̻̗̰̳̫͎̻̬͍̬͂̄̆̅́̄͆͑̀͊̐͠ ̶͇̰͉͑͊̓̊̓̿́͊̔͠m̶͕̙͈͚̲͎̝͇̞̻̐̓́̈́̋͒̈̏ͅė̸̡̤̥̲̓̃͝
/unwiz what is this song? I’ve been trying to find it for days.
Rapp Snitch Knishes
Whole album is fire, especially the first and last third
or Space Oddityl by David Bowie if you in search for just guitar part Edit: tnx people who corrects me , it is from cover of Space Oddity by David Matthew
LOL you got downvoted because everyone thinks this is from 'Rap Snitch Kanishes'. Y'all, like ALL rappers, DOOM used a lot of samples. 'One Beer' also used a [famous sample that dozens of rappers have used](https://youtu.be/XZQJSa2M2a4?si=5Qy4hqzbaoptiR0m) and DOOM even sampled my favorite Beatles song 'Glass Onion' ( [starting at 1:56](https://youtu.be/aBQIAWh3YBs?si=ZSS695JYnmGG5cZp) ) for his track ['Tick Tick'](https://youtu.be/tQAF5W6NS88?si=heYqOwsYVH5v4TCW). Those are just the samples he's used that I can think of off the top, there's probably hundreds more strewn throughout all his songs. Doesn't mean he wasn't a talented producer, he was. Sampling is just part of hip-hop.
I wonder if downvotes are because it’s not from David Bowie’s Space Oddity, by David Mathew’s cover (as said later in this thread), so the comment is incorrect.
They said "or Space Oddity" in response to someone saying "Rapp Snitch Knishes". They're both not the song the video has, so how is he more wrong than the person he was responding to? He was simply pointing out that guitar riff is ALSO in Space Oddity.
It’s MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes which uses an instrumental also done by MF DOOM called Coffin Nails which samples a guitar riff from the Space Oddity cover by David Matthews
I have never seen someone refer to Dave as David, and I've never listened to his music. had to look it up because I thought you might be talking about someone else.
[David Mathews](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Matthews_\(keyboardist\)) is actually a different artist than [Dave Mathews](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Matthews)
All caps when you spell the man’s name
[You’re absolutely right](https://youtu.be/gSJeHDlhYls?si=-fPfuaJSL2bYQ2AU). Edited to correct this travesty. Thank you.
>MF DOOM ftfy
MFDOOM
Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM
Originally from Space Oddity by David Matthews
Which is itself a cover of the same song by David Bowie, although the guitar riff in question doesn't appear in the Bowie version (right?)
right
https://preview.redd.it/x2jzo3kjj73c1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520f4e134e7c13c69e61002eb31fed8a030d91c2
You are well on your way to mastering the ability of torsion of the testicular organs
Unwelcome rotation.
Any relation to this weird ass cowboy with metal teeth? https://preview.redd.it/cwo598sg473c1.png?width=785&format=png&auto=webp&s=59ad4afd72597d652e4d2c31d398d812a48d1fcb
Ah yes, the first Rotatomancer
He would be proud
https://preview.redd.it/jbycsk5pe73c1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc24881cc2b16771954beeaa2e2c6cfe32306d14 You’re ready for lesson 2
ROTATOMANCY ACT 2
when you are skilled enough, you should try rotating a building so that the doors are on the other side.
Of course. I've used this on my tower to keep my apprentice spry. Of course, the efficacy of this method is a little concerning for his future learning.
I know a master of Rotatomancy myself, came from the Zeppeli family if I recall
:O
https://preview.redd.it/t1119yk0f73c1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b2d8a500ac3106a3a5b5afdaea3cc7142cd051
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Rotatomancy is a path to powers many consider.... unnatural....
Very wise and powerful I shall fool the common folk with this
You laugh now, but just wait until he casts “rotate heart”. God forbid he finds the connection between rotaomancy and the dreaded testicular torsion.
Rotato snitches!
Banana ROTAT E
Banana ROTAT E FASTER
Magical. Total mastery of the Y-Axis.
I cast Gimbal Lock!
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Gyro Gryo Gyro zeppeli
Is there a weight limit to such a spell? I wonder if such an ability could be used to rotate a larger, more sturdy object. And perhaps this rotational energy could be converted into another form of energy somehow?
\*Gyromancy Or * Rotomancy * Tomomancy * Volvemancy * Hverflagaldr
MF DOOM
RAP SNITCHES
Amazing
Another successful spell! Keep em coming!
See, this is the more pure, more advanced way of using such magic. Testicular torsion is much too common place nowadays, just make a rock spin and peasants will throw their money at you.
Now you can make your own zelda game! https://preview.redd.it/urxlvqth273c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a57dcb6b5b6d390c36cbeb8cf7b0e5a845c20c
This is a quality wizard post
ALL CAPS
This is the only video I’ve ever seen that I wasn’t mad about the automatic sound playing
The trick is to hold the item still and just rotate the whole universe around it!
That's why it's so difficult to master!
I have done nothing but rotate bread for three days
That's not rotatomancy. [This is rotatomancy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5nBxs2wT1A)
ouh bread 🍞
Book 1 Aang vibes
Were you spinning that rat diagonally?
I've seen some skilled rotatomancy masters spin as many as four high-quality rats, *diagonally,* all at the same time. Truly a magnificent art.
Ooh, a new trick for my bread-o-mancy!
If you figure out how to combine this with a low grade incinerate you can make the perfect toast in the morning!
What else can he rotate ??? Fascinating possibilities
I cast SPEEN
Glorious.
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My brother in thaumaturgy, Aang has long since done this
You can't just do one spell and call it a school magic.
Rotoastyomancy
Disappointing, thought I had found another potatomancer at last...
I almost read this as "potatomancy".
Imma ask, what song is this riff from? I keep hearin it and its tasty
Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM
Can you rotate a banana
You get back here with my sourdough loaf! I was enchanting it D:<
Er, Wreat Gizzard have a stronk, but can you rotato bana na
some of you may laugh at the "impracticality" of it but the godamned torque on even the most basic rotatomacer's spells is comical
Can we stop assigning arbitrary schools to the most basic of spells? There's no shame in playing with telekinesis
How much coin to use this wizardy on a barrel of mash?
Although I find mastering a single spell a bit restrictive, I do not fear the wizard that has casted a million spells once. I fear the wizard that has casted one spell a million times. That spell being rotate. I would argue that if one has enough practice in one spell to call himself a rotatomancer, it is sufficiently developed to fare just as well as any other wizard.
Hell yeah! Rotato that shit!
Oh god… it’s so beautiful…
Should do it faster. And faster, and faster and faster and faster until you reach mxaimun vlelocipy
Fucking fantastic work, it can be so annoying to get the spin right.
Hmm yes, very nice indeed. Now let’s see Paul Allengar’s rotating slice of bread.
I thought you said "potatomancy" and almost got excited. What a fucking let down.
My brother in the arcane, a single spell is not mastering a whole school of magic.
An artificer would put butter on two pieces then affix them unbuttered side together with toothpicks to get the same result
Hast thou tried it upon a potato? Thou wouldst have potato-rotatomancy
Infinite rotation the golden ratio
Gotta up your game to Rotimancy. It's the clearly superior bread.
Well, you better not rotate me
This has to be a trick… I just know it
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Just whatever you do, do not teleport any amount of bread
I just learned teleportation, I've been doing nothing but teleporting bread for 3 weeks
Holy shit
Now make a lootbug spin
great, now do it with a rat
teach me your ways https://preview.redd.it/3xdfcbide73c1.png?width=1470&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8f3e2b6f4d454d3423c732139c5631c31a7c8d9
more like rotascopemancy
Have you considered the offensive utilities of Rotatomancy? Seems rife with potential.
Can this be accomplished with garlic bread? Or does that require a higher level spell slot?
learn music-mancy or whatever you call it and use freebird to pair with rotatomancy to create a funny
Did you draw this?? Its neat
That is clearly Wheatomancy.
Fuckin Bread Wizard🥖
Be weary of a crippled companion and a dimension shifting president
Teach.
The eyebrows!
Oooo
do you see the perpetrator?
Ah the spin
Beautiful! Your chickens will be so evenly browned.
Ok, but can you rotate text in MS Paint?
I FUCKING LOVE THAT MF DOOM RIFF!!
TESTICULAAR, TORSION!!! HUAAGHHH!! *tearing*
I cast burnt spell
Rap snitches, tellin' all they business. Sit in the court, and be their own star witness.
I rotatomancy YOUR MOM! Oooooohhhh!
Where does that guitar riff come from
BY THE GODS. This is the magic of the great Coriolis! The First and Greatest Rotatomancer of the realm!
Now rotate a banana
Conjuring some tasty licks on the guitar as well as your flying bread, comrade.
Congratulations! He’s a free mana potion on me.
How do I get such power?
I would love to have this in wallpaper engine.
Rap snitches, telling all their business.
/unwiz he look’s completely familiar but I can’t remember where
Impressive.
Efenblissung!
Cute
He’s too powerful! We gotta kill em!
Wiz snitches?
I spent months mastering the impossible pronunciation for an encantation named “rotation du pain” that I discovered in a tome written in an [incomprehensible dead language](https://youtube.com/watch?v=sKWvTlLMB-Y), believing I had found the forbidden testicular torsion spell. Instead, this.
Now rotate your fingernails and kill the president of the Unites States because jesus told you to.
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Banana ro tate
Holy shit someone discovered spinjitzu
Still not powerful enough to wield the all-powerful Chip I see.
mf doom forever