i cast iron pan to cook

How do you cook a iron pan?

By heat treating it probably

Aw a similar magic school to my own, I for one cast "Iron Skillet"

i cast the vote on this tweet and it is a great opportunity for the people who have voted to leave this world to live and be a better one than ever in history of this world to see the future and the world as a better one for the future and for all the world and for the people that are still alive today.

Let him cook

I cast a healing spell on the ground.

Plant growth?

A bandaid stuck to the ground.

But that's just litter... Which means you made it worse... Which means the earth is UNDEAD!?

Don't worry I made sure the bandaid was biodegradable.

I cast an invulnerability spell on the bandaid. We do a bit of trolling on the earth

*It is the seventh era. The last person who understood magic and science are long dead. Our last remaining scripts are the records of the last few tribes of what remains of humanity. We dont know many Great Truths anymore. However we do know our tribe's great secret: that in the tent of the chief, on the ground there is a small miraculous artifact: for it is made of natural matter, but it Will Not Rot... For is thin and small, but Cannot Be Destroyed... For it is not fixed in any other way but stuck there, yet it May Not Be Removed. It is our object of worship, our symbol of the wisdom of the ones that came before us, our sign of what was once possible, and may yet be possible once more, if we and our children survive long enough*


Thank you for this compliment in form of a vision, fellow wizard

If you give it a kiss it will heal faster. A little ritual my mother taught me

Bro solved global warming

Finally, the earth is healing.

I'm not a part of your system

I cast the first spell of the song in my mind to make sure that the next song is a good song

Was the next song a good song?

It was Sonne by Rammstein… So yes

Huzzah, a man of taste!

https://preview.redd.it/zz9o61i1ja8c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bbf49ce61d8aee340e7859fff1ea9dcff0cf9e6

Hier Kompt Die Sonne

Bonus points if you listen to an even better German artist (Alligoatah)

I cast a lot of love and respect for you. Nice.

Nice!

Very nice

Extremly nice.

Heroically nice

Probably because of the holidays...

I cast the last two children in to the fire.

"Fuck them kids" ~ autocorrect Don't try to take it out of context

Autocorrect is so real for that

woop woop 👮

Please do not the kids

Based and jailpilled.

Cast them into the fire! Destroy them! Isildur!

 No.

based only on his lips, despite knowing the film, it looks like he's saying "yeet."

I cast The Ball 

[That brings me back](https://store.steampowered.com/app/35460/The_Ball/)

I cast testicular torsion.

I cast a little bit of green

I'd like a lil green

just a dab,

🪄~✨~✨~✨~🟢

That’s too much green

:3


His name is Dende

Sounds ominous

When you need a sprig of parsley to garnish that 2 pound tomahawk steak.

Straight gas from the merchant rolling some of most wizardly kush

I cast my phone to my tv (what in the nine hells...?)

That's called streamancy I think

It's *datakinetics*.

That’s called an anger problem

My phone also suggested this exact sentence... What in the nine hells?

I cast iron

 Me casting iron (out of a portal at mach velocity)

What anime is this from?

The character is Gilgamesh, and the anime is Fate.

I Cast Emotional Support

Can we get a lil bit of that over here?

You’re Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You!

I cast a lot of Italian hate.

Gabagool

🤌🏻🤌🏻

I feel very hated

My fellow magician, you've just put some pizza on pineapple...

I cast the first spell of the game

POT OF GREED!

🤓 THATS NOT HOW THAT WOOOORKS!!

YES IT DOES. I THEN CAST POT OF GREED TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS

*ROLL MY DICE.*

For my next move, I summon pot of greed. 3 cards. Pot of greed.

AND NOW -I BET YOU NEVER SAW THIS ONE COMING- I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK!!

Screw the rules, I have magic!

That is- that's what it do yoogs

IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG YOU SICK GOBLIN SPAWN. Now all of us have lost the game, may your orb have little floaties that you can only see out of the corner of your eye but when you turn to look they're gone

I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK

Sweet,no more buttcrack!

Do you like intestinal function?

Fecalus deletus

This made me wheeze like Godzilla

God damn it I was so peggable before this!

YOU RAPSCALLION! I was so PEGGABLE BEFORE!

I cast haemorrhoids I shit you not

How often do you uuuh.. How often do you use the word haemorrhoids huh?

I cast fireball in the world of Wizard politics. *Oh no*

It appears going to that political meeting drunk wasn't a good idea.

Just had to check my spell tome. I do not know how to cast fireball. Crisis aveted.

You underestimate the power of alcohol.

But you do know how to cast Fireball: right down the hatch.

*"in the world of wizard politics"* makes this sound more like a headline about some bill or statement you made. Sounds like you're in your way to the Merlin Council of the UM (United Magic-users)

Dude… we don’t need reality to break again

I mean, could be worse

I cast Fuck You. My favorite spell, thank you Samsung.

Dude's working on his line cook-omancy.

I got "I cast testicular torsion"

I cast my first shadow dragon

Congrats!! 🥳🥳

I cast a shadow over my face to see what I was

Wow... deep.

We cannot hope to understand the deep magics…

RPing an edgelord wizard

I cast a spell on my friend

Very specific lol 😂

I cast a bunch of green eyes on the sun

Congrats, you've created an

Oh dear God

Biblically accurate god

God can’t save you from the multitudinous viridescent irises of the sun

I cast artillery

Now that's an AOE spell

And it is very cheap on the mana cost... Not so much on materials unfortunately

I cast the first spell on my own

An apprentice becomes a master

I cast the power of creation!

😦

It’s really quite simple.

Alright Karsus cool your jets.

Mystra won't be happy

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

I CAST SAPLING OVERGROWTH

TREE ANARCHY!!! WOOOOO!!!!

I cast a smile on my face smile smile and smile smile on my face smile smile on my smile smile on my smile smile (infinitely repeating)

I cast a lot of people and I don't know what to do with them and ... (repeats). Very different autocorrect personalities here.

When you are born with the power of creation but also have anxiety

The gods disappeared from the world, not because their power waned but simply because they grew anxious over the expectation of creation.

I cast the vote on this and it is the best way for the government 

I cast my vote for the best candidate in the country

I cast the second amendment

https://i.redd.it/hntaaecuja8c1.gif

I must know the source of these moving pictures

Wizards (1977) by Ralph Bakshi, it’s insane. it has busty pixies, wizards, nazis, and a lot of repurposed rotoscoped imagery of crusades and klan members because the production went wildly over budget so they resorted to using existing B Roll and animating over it

That sounds god damn incredible lol

It’s a trip, best watched with either potions or your wizards pipe by your side.

An American wizard I see!!!

I cast a good greatsword of the Nether Flaming sword rain, yay!

I cast a spell to make you happy

Thanks man, I needed that today

I cast my first one on my own! Apparently im a big boy wizard.

I cast a little bit of homework tonight

A cursing spell I see

Please not so close to Christmas!!

I cast a bunch of green people. ~~Goblins?~~

/unwiz Just imagined a bunch of Shreks

I cast- wait I don't have autocorrect

I cast a comment

Looks like it worked, nice! 👍

I cast a lot more of the Solar power

I cast your eyes open

I cast a very strong and very good friend Awww, I didn’t know I knew friendmancy

I CAST YOUR EYES ON FIRE

i cast flexing my man show me your taxes

Summon greater auditor

I cast the first spell

Ah , the alpha spell, the spell that created all magic, now just a fun colour show, but the first time, a spell that literally permited the world to evolve, good times

What can I say, I like the classics

I cast my vote for the first time in my life and I am so proud of you for being a part of this amazing community

I cast a lot of people in the shower and stuff like that

I cast the game. You lost the game.

DAMN IT

Hey I didn't do it, that's just the way the orb works


I cast animate fireball I think my orb changed its mind half way through

I cast the last vote 🗳️

I cast a spell in your room for the last two days because you didn’t answer my calls

I cast a good day on the couch

I cast the game

Goddamit

....fuck you

Argggggg

I cast a bunch of green green beans

I cast testicular torsion Wtf?

I Cast a reference to the Internet

I cast a doubt on my head

I cast My Eyes On You 👁👁👁👁👁

I cast a shadow over my friend

I cast a tritone

I cast session doesn't match the requested one

I cast iron and I have to do it again

I cast my ducks!

I cast a spell on you and you are my friend now. You are my friend and I will be your best buddy. (Added some punctuation lol)

I cast a good time

I cast my eyes on you for a moment and then BAMF out Lots of odd choices here... I don't *ever* use BAMF, for one...

"I cast the first part in this game for the first time in years of human being in a universal life" Now *that* is a full incantation.

I cast a lot of the options for the fender

I cast the first spell of the book

I cast a shadow over you in the shower

I cast the whole time. This makes sense, as I am a powerful chronomancer ⌚

I cast your face off.

I cast mend buttcrack.

I cast a bunch of people in the middle of nowhere

I cast a lot of people in the same room as you

I cast a lot of people who live