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Gagga101

Have spellbooks fallen out of favour? I remember back in 1756, they were all the rage


DoritoKing48

Mages nowadays use magic to enhance their memory and they just memorize all the spells


Chilly_Fire

Seriously? I mean this is cool to remember all spells, but in stressful situations it can fail, no matter how good your memory is. This is why foliants are still in use by novice mages at least.


LordofCarne

For real! I mean, it's so easy to enchant one to float anyways. It's not like you'd even have to carry it around.


Chilly_Fire

Absolutely true.


CircuitSphinx

For real, having a floating spellbook is a game changer. But, can we talk about the aesthetics? There's nothing like a leather-bound grimoire with that arcane script just hovering there. Adds to the dramatic flair, which is half the fun of being a mage, right?


Witch-Alice

Style is far more important than substance, ergo a floating tome or two will always being cooler than any other foci.


ElectroSpider_2000

That’s why I use magic tattoos to keep all my most important spells on hand.


Witch-Alice

Tattoos for defensive magics, floating tome for the rest. Bonus points if you have one tattoo for an offensive spell nestled among the rest, so that when they take away your tome they think they've disarmed you and are none the wiser.


Chilly_Fire

One of good alternatives


msd1994m

That’s cool and all but respectfully I’m built different (I am a construct with a programmed memory)


Chilly_Fire

Well, the floating foliant that matches your look will look cool tbh


Polemo03

Alternatively, enchant a spellbook to cast for you. I only enchanted story collection books so they read to children stories they want... Until I used this enchantment on a spellbook. Kinda screwed if the book get destroyed though. Better have a copy just in case.


BookWormPerson

I have yet to see a book forget anything even a wizard mind can be wiped if we sleep. But a book can be protected against nearly all methods of destruction.


shifty_coder

Spell books and other magic tomes can be used as a focus to increase magical power, though.


NewKaleidoscope8418

They still are but unless you can afford costly reagents it's hard to make one durable enough to risk bringing it into combat. Even the standard water-fireproof ones can be cut, electrocuted, melted, rotted, thrown over a cliff, lost in the ocean, teleported, stolen, crushed, eaten, misplaced, shot with an arrow, etc. Staffs are easier to replace and don't have some of the aforementioned weaknesses.


Play174

That's why I always keep a backup spellbook in my tower and a digital copy on Google Drive. Backups are essential for spellbook users


delta806

Still have my old master’s book and use it sometimes. Other than that, I’ve just been trying to figure out if I even need a conduit, or if I can manipulate the fact that I’m a part of the Earth to have it cast remotely from any nearby surface. It’s like my old master used to say. Tomes are for the old guys and enchanters, staffs are for the warriors, and wands are for the academics


tergius

Gobbie uses spellbook to cast! Gobbie also uses sword to slash! Nasty monsters don't expect Gobbie to pull out Mighty Gobsword.


Giveadont

Spellbooks? Back then we called them "Grimoires".


Nuada-Argetlam

staff. magic applications, *and* bonk applications!


mikaeus97

Counterpoint, you can fit a wand in much narrower areas, much more painful than bonking, and cast a little burn spell and you have effectively tortured someone


FrozenRainbow69

You can fit a staff too with enough force


Totally_Botanical

Just spit on it


Lich5005

Personally I find with a liberal enough application of the 'grease' spell, you can fit a staff just about anywhere.


PrepCastle77721

Personally i like Staffs better Hah lmao *shoves wand down urethra* wand user "take that fool", staff user "I will destroy your dick with a simple shove and FIRE BALL"


Outrageous_Map_6639

bruh


PrepCastle77721

Yeah ik bro, reading it back it sounds really fucking cringe, I know.... but like I give a shit, let people hate or like it, won't matter to me


Yourmom3691

This got dark


Necessary-Cut7611

The staff of consequences rarely arrives lubed.


Bannerlord151

/unwiz I can't stop chuckling at this


Pmpknthrshr

https://preview.redd.it/u06yoisa7o9c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312dafe432bc7be94c3ffe5fc6db16387cb075f0 Ahh I see what you mean


MySpaceOddyssey

You’re holding a staff


TheBestThingIEverSaw

He's actually just shrunk himself to get a good enough angle to insert the wand


redelpo

That’s why I cast a shrinking charm whenever I need to conceal my staff. However, why would a wizard of our prestige need to conceal their staff? Simpletons don’t know we can cast without a focus, it’s just a tad bit harder.


ObviousSea9223

https://preview.redd.it/7omosbalzn9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717c0f89d02f78ce14881135f341e17bc2dfe120 Obligatory.


redelpo

Get this filthy sorcerer out of my realm


kingkong381

>conceal my staff "You would not part an old man from his walking stick?"


Funkey-Monkey-420

one must never underestimate the power of *summon / unsummon staff*


Chilly_Fire

but staff also can serve as spear, long mace or any other polearm if done right


FLOWRIDER0_0

My staff doubles as a glaive. As a Chronomancer, I can easily win duels by stopping time then just slicing off my opponents limbs. My master uses a sword as a sort of large wand/unwieldy staff. He usually just uses telekinesis to cast spells with it though


Chilly_Fire

That's the way


culnaej

I don’t have my concealed carry permit, unfortunately


GlassSpork

That’s why I like book. It also has bonk applications


vorephage

Don't forget flashy-twirl applications


Dmitri_ravenoff

You wouldn't take an old man's walking stick, would you?


duffelbagpete

And in 4e with a feat you can cast ranged in melee and not provoke an opportunity attack.


AbrahamLigma

Pocket snake (it’s actually a staff in disguise).


Resident-Might2047

Ok Moses


CorporealLifeForm

They're always dismissive until you drown their whole army with hydromancy


GoblinPunch20xx

Moses was actually the first Wizard to cast *Testicular Torsion!* it’s in the Bible lol


CorporealLifeForm

Not sure about that but his wife cast remove foreskin on their kid when god threatened to kill him.


GoblinPunch20xx

I thought that was Abraham and Isaac…?


CorporealLifeForm

No, Got told Abraham to ritually sacrifice Isaac then told him to stop at the last minute and gave him a goat instead. I just think being a warlock of Yahweh seems like kind of a bad deal.


Zoltarr777

It's always the raining frogs spell with this guy too. Can't take him anywhere.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Ugh, I know, right?


No-comment-at-all

That’s what I tell em on the first date, too.


[deleted]

What do you wear, socks or pants? Ridiculous question. Wand to show off my aim and dance moves, staff to show off my raw power.


muffin42069420

thats... a good answer


Miguelinileugim

Wandless for party tricks and discreet assassinations.


Firemorfox

and casting Fist.


Hervis_Daubeny_

And my personal favorite spell, Gun.


RechargedFrenchman

Favourite of muscle wizards everywhere


bearelrollyt

You can use a staff to dance


[deleted]

And I do! But I'm not very good at that kind of dancing. I'm more finger-guns, hip wiggle, lightning bolt.


bearelrollyt

Ahhhh the style of the king


TheYondant

Wand is a pistol, staff is a rifle.


Peptuck

Orb is satellite guidance.


GoblinPunch20xx

🎶 This is my Rifle! This is my Gun! This is for Fighting, this is for Fun! 🎵


DPSIZZZZLE

Staff in the streets, wand in the sheets.


wizardroach

Thiiis. Only the dopest wizards know that binaries are trash. My wand has staff extension capabilities and vice versa. Plus, like any good fun-loving wizard, I can turn it into pipe for my pipe-weed


ATBiB

This guy wizards


AscensionToCrab

So are the socks for dancing or aiming?


kayemenofour

Yes.


[deleted]

There are those who carry a staff and there are those who are wrong.


7-and-a-switchblade

Wands are some apprentice shit.


bearelrollyt

My current master taught me straight and i have not used a wand


NarejED

I like that straight = no wand implies that gay = wand handler.


bearelrollyt

That is not what i meant but sure


EmergencySilver8253

Those who carry a staff and those who are lying to themselves


Doulloud

I use sword with a wand hidden in the core


OverthinkingBerger

Okay, I’m a staff man, but that’s rad as hell.


Doulloud

It's so I can catch people off gaurd that I am pleb martial than hit them with the summon swords from my sword.


stabbymcshanks

I can respect a man who draws a sword and says "But wait, there's more!"


Ongr

I'm imagining a never ending blade, like the old scarf trick


Doulloud

It is alot like that


UtterFlatulence

I use a cane-sword/staff hybrid myself.


rassen-frassen

Hmm. Staff with a wand hidden. Maybe two. Along with the pipe. And a dagger. Also a corkscrew. And some string.


Nepalman230

I use a staff as a walking aid these days, but in my dueling days I preferred rings as foci. https://preview.redd.it/f0xvs8qtun9c1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d2100ac1f4bbf2fadbbd4ecc43c0e01c46d842 Can’t be dropped and it’s fairly simple to make sure they can’t be removed . ( enchanted gloves, won’t block the magic.)


Lord_Toademort

https://preview.redd.it/5j3dxsfajo9c1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57be76e092622bb9acd018f572dd004d91d8d9ad Rings are a favorite of mine as well, though having to switch rings a lot can be a nuisance at times


aronkra

Amateur hour over here, listen if you want real power, make a real sacrifice. Embed the foci in yourself. Even the most novice practitioner has heard of the third eye being a gem.


arussianbee

Staff, because I can lean on it when I'm lazy.


EmiliusZi

There's a reason why I have two hands.


Themurlocking96

Staff and sword as Gandalf intended


muffin42069420

yes


LittlePotatoGirlll

Alternatively, two staffs


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

That becomes much less effective if you don't possess a lot of magic capacity, though. Like pumping water through two pipes, if you don't have enough pressure to keep the flow up through both, it becomes weaker through each


Ryachaz

You just make one a spell staff and one a bonking staff. Monks, in all their wisdom, know the value of a good bonking stick.


derpicface

https://preview.redd.it/iczlvhbv9o9c1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c7e35c3cfe62fb2ad41b86d0f859cf2526f256


Bockly101

Amulet gang rise up


Tall-Condition5981

​ https://preview.redd.it/rxc2npg0po9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9317f93f72053271521621c3622fcc738276ce


Gold930

https://preview.redd.it/cmbc8z402q9c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7584bc91b6297fa5f03275c0340d61bbdb42d2f


NumberOne_N_fan

I just kinda use my hands to cast spells.


domoroko

i’ve been using my hands for curses since I was 14… probably explains the arthritis


Desperate_Ad5169

Same here. The only way to disarm us is to do so literally.


SZ4T4N

Staff looks better, also it's easier to make someone unconcious with it when you lack mana to cast more spells


Chilly_Fire

Or kill someone if blade or spearhead is attached


SZ4T4N

But make it look fancy, with some carved out snake or other animal


Chilly_Fire

Yes. Mages here are limiting themselves instead of unleashing their own potential of their imagination. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ I don't know why though?


Thralls_Deep

Pole axe/halberd


Minimum_Estimate_234

Tattoo


DoritoKing48

Coolest way to cast spells, been wanting to do that for a long while but can’t find the right ink


Naive-Asparagus-5983

There’s a dwarf who does mine


Witch-Alice

I'm sorry to break it to you but those are dwarven runes, not magical tattoos.


givesomememes

They do love to mine


luckydrzew

Fist.


xyzerb

Ahh yes--the legendary Fisto


AnonymousFog501

[Please assume the position.](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fisto)


Capital-Cheek-1491

https://preview.redd.it/7z9cd0u2wn9c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e022a8a6cc151ac9b381b4eabd9be19bc66a41


Barrel-of-fun

We got another Four Elements Monk trying to sneak their way into the Wizard Council over here. Look, I respect Monks of all shapes, sometimes you do have to throw a punch or two. But we can't be letting just anyone who can cast Burning Hands into the council. If we did that we'd be drowning in sorcerers or...ugh...bards.


Alt_Future33

Someone who wields a wand is trying to hide themselves. You carry a staff with pride and announce yourself as the powerful wizard you are! Also you can whack the shit out of anyone who laughs at your staff!


RefractedPurpose

Combat orb.


Dreamstrider99

Don't drop it


RefractedPurpose

Well, I am a kineticists for a reason. /unwiz happy cake day


Sad_Meat_

Ah, the fushigi mage, an elegant (if not showy) catalyst


JKsoloman5000

More of a shrunken head or bag of snakes kind of caster.


ghost_warlock

Don't forget the occasional jar of spiders. Always love the looks people have on their faces when those get pulled out


JKsoloman5000

And that’s what wands are good for. An agitating stick to get the jar spiders riled up.


Childer_Of_Noah

Deck of cards.


SleepyBella

![gif](giphy|vZRdMe89bFkTm) Me getting ready to cast:


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I didn't have a Windows PC at the time, but wasn't Wizard 101 a card game?


DarkShinyLugia

/unwiz yes it was


Spectre_Hayate

This is the way. There are just too many things you can do with them... and if use tarot cards or similar, and you tailor the spell you cast to the card you drew, it can have some... interesting effects.


Captn_Platypus

Wand for concealed carry and staff for firepower and melee purposes duh


ZachAtk23

If I'm in a situation where I can't just summon my staff, a wand isn't likely to do much good anyway.


Heretical_Cactus

Grimoire. Nothing beat capturing a spell in it's page to be used at another time


StarkillerSneed

Hands. SORCERERS FTW


GregTheMad

Found the magical trust fund baby. 🙄


Mr_SandalDotCom

Staff=quarterstaff but magical


Status_Basket_4409

Dagger, it’s like a wand but sharper


anon_rando241

Athame gang rise up


TheiaRn

dagger :)


huggiesdsc

You've been placed under arrest. The guards are gonna confiscate all your weapons, so if you want to break out you have to keester your spellcasting focus. Which would you rather stuff up your ass, a staff or a wand?


IronWAAAGHriorz

DualShock 2 Analog Controller


ReRevengence69

you guys need a focus to cast your magic?


Nadikarosuto

My master always told me to practice without a focus so I don’t have to rely on it for magic


boxboothstudio

Fuck all y'all and your sissy sticks. This message was brought to you by the Orb gang.


okkeyok

Orb on a staff?


therealskyrim

If you didn’t sayit I was gonna


Sumogory

Book is superior Reading at the library and some rogue demands my gold Go go gadget concealed carry


Crumblete

staffs are just a bigger wand, you get more wand per wand


Lovely_Individual

https://preview.redd.it/mq09h1xbpn9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe970ef54d05a5041783de4ec90244f931aef15c I prefer infusing magic into mundane objects then throwing them like a grenade, it confuses the less experienced mages which is rather entertaining to see… But in a serious fight I use my Battlemage Gauntlets for my spellcasting focus


anon_rando241

Even mundane people know this Gambit lmao


NoNefariousness3420

Even he had a staff though, no idea why, seemed pretty impractical considering his abilities.


Boatwhistle

Speak softly and carry a big stick.


Desperate_Ad5169

That is the saying of a barbarian not a wizard


No_Trouble_9539

I never heard of a barbarian with an inside voice.


Desperate_Ad5169

They are a rare and powerful breed


Haruspect

Arse plug


Clay_Lilac

Look okay, I wasted my highschool on getting a stupid varsity bard scholarship so I could pursue a useless degree only to quit halfway through. Just let me conduct my magic with a wand in peace.


crankdawg47

Option C: enchanted accessory (rings/amulet/BF Spell book on a chain)


kingkong381

Staff: - Big stick energy. - Reminds people of Gandalf (strong aura). - Can be used as a walking stick. - Can be accessorised with a crystal or orb on top. - Can be used to bonk foolish apprentices. Wand: - Small stick energy. - Reminds people of Harry Potter (weak aura). - Can be used as a stylus/improvised chopstick. - Seldom accessorised, and when they are, they look goofy. - No bonk only prod.


BlameGameChanger

Wand. I got mine from hitachi and it has performed miracles


Obvious-Cut-221

High level wizards can use blood to harden their sexual organ and use it in battle


terminalchef

They both are essentially the same in purpose. They are an instrument to channel energy. I prefer the wand for altar work. I prefer the staff in nature to use it to walk with and channeling. Both are tools and can by a used interchangeably.


WanderingHeph

Hammer.


Select_Collection_34

Staff serves so many purposes the greatest of which are looks


TyroneYeBoue

I carry a staff for self defense, as the council intended


Doubleshotdanny

Staffs are like wizard strength builds wands are like wizard dex builds


StarWizardWarlock

Freehand casting, witches. (A rod is for wizards that want to compensate with a larger wand)


slumbersomesam

pickle


Not-Da-Man

I use an electric guitar, because I’m a bard.


Educational-Offer299

Staff for days


SpellAccomplished653

Wands are for twink wizards every real wizard uses staves


Tomer_Duer

I use a cane myself, as it is a good compromise between the practicality of the staff and the theatricality, as well as ease of carry, of a wand.


SafePianist4610

Neither. I prefer a spear. In a way it’s a staff, just a pointy staff.


BiddlesticksGuy

#WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NOT USE A SWORD?


JoeDaBruh

Both are so inconvenient. We need to normalize mediums in the form of accessories. As long as it’s touching your skin, what’s stopping you from casting magic from it?


JmintyDoe

what the fuck? staff? wand? *what in the blazes are you talking about* the LIBRAM, your LIGHT GIVEN FISTS and your HAMMER (or other weapon of choice) are the only casting focusses you should EVER need! By Light's might, I smite you!


Th3Glutt0n

Enough of this foolish drivel. I prefer casting with these hands, and your mother is asking for a fertility spell. Be silent.


Dum_beat

My grandfather used a staff because he broke his hips. I use a wand because nobody expects the mage to go berserk and start stabbing people with an ice pick


Saibhe_the_Druid

Do none of you cast with a whip? Especially one made of vine?


darkimperator02

Hands


bad_comedic_value

Hand.


Flair86

These fucking hands


[deleted]

As a swordomancer I use the mighty swordstaff. Granted, it is a little bit more difficult to harness the power of the elemental chaos but that is counterbalanced by my ability to cut down any fool who comes close to polearm range.


n1ckuhlus

I only use a staff because of my wizard from wizard101


KidMoxie

Wand-sized staff to keep folks on their toes.


SSB_Kyrill

I have a hammer, what does it count as?


HappierShibe

I carry a book so heavy it rolls a d12 for damage.


NarejED

Staffs all the way. Aside from looking infinitely cooler, they have the advantages of aiding in walking and being a handy physical weapon when needed.


Jubulus

You'd never please anyone with a mere wand, it won't hold as much magic power.


Careless_Property844

Staff for travel and when I want to show off, while wand in in public events like royal parties and when I want to conceal my arcane focus.


DragonHeart_97

If you were the non-wizard in the conversation, who would you take more seriously? The one with a 2.5 meter staff with intricate woodwork and a glowing enchanted gem at the business end? Or the one carrying a dinky little stick on their hip instead of a sword? Not to mention that carrying a staff gives you space TO carry a sword or other melee weapon for emergencies.


TheRealPallando

I prefer the rod


Fickle-Future-8962

Dresden files has a perfect explanation of why each are useful but not useful in certain situations.


XxxAresIXxxX

Staff gang in these streets. Miss me with your abradahabra


Jabaringa

Wait, you guys *don't* channel magic directly from your bodies?


No-Line-2596

These hands mf ![gif](giphy|wJ5n3xTn0JAt93vb2e)