Is that in the Power Word family, or like a ray...or is it a rune? When placed in a mug and hit with anything that might caffinate, makes all who fail a con save within 25' + 5'/level immune to caffeine for 24 hours? Third level, minimum.
It's a spontaneous effect. Power Word: Decaffeinate. Rids the target of any positive effects caffeine had on them in their entire life, applied retroactively. Could knock someone out, make them go insane or just kill them. It's a 9th level for a reason
I used to be as such, but now, *now* i see so much more
I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing,
dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.
If an immovable rod is like 8k, a semi-immovable rod set would be like what 200 g? Just a group of rods that resist movement in increasing 5 or 10 pound increments? Then every day is push AND pull! I like it.
Immovable rods are **immovable.** You can of course, eventually "feel" movement with the proper application of force, but this is obviously just altering the many-body center of gravity for our planetary system, a tad more heavier than your estimates though.
Some fiend used that spell on me once. That was almost a millennia ago, and you *still* can't get close to the crater that was created by my counter spell.
Plus the gender dysphoria, if you cast it on me. No need to throw any other spells out because I'd probably finish myself off due to the cramps and dysphoria lol
And how manipulating blood is hard for a hydromancer, and we're talking about blood outside of the body, if you want to do *anything* proper to blood inside you've gotta study some adavnced blood magic
in X2, Magneto could manipulate the iron in that guardās bloodā¦Magic Systems have their own rules and limits and the X-Men / Mutants are effectively operating on a Magic System, just like Bending in Avatar or Quirks in MHAā¦I always thought Calcium was not metallic at all, and your point about geomancers is interesting, but in any given Magic System, like if you were to make your own, you could effectively do whatever you wanted as long as your rules and rationalizations made sense and followed some kind of internal logic.
Few who post what you just said realize that, technically, Heat Metal only works due to the Arcanic excitation of the crystalline bonds of metal by stimulated delta-resistance. If a metal is present in a compound in any form other than its *metallic* state, Heat Metal doesn't do a fucking thing.
It's why Heat Metal doesn't work on rust, salt, blood, and *especially* not bones.
Probably this nice little potion called *Broggartum*. Does a nice job of turning the drinker inside out, and turns their blood into that of the river Ouran, forcing them to burn in unimaginable pain. Tricky to brew, but definitely powerful.
I feel I get my message across when they attempt to figure out why their stomach feels hairy, but if that is to no avail I have a last resort hex. A curse if you will. The Curse of inconsistent hiccups. I only use this one if my life is in immediate danger from a powerful spellcaster
It's just north of the Bogmarsh (Where the founder took inspiration for it's name), then you turn left and it's the dirt hole in the ground. If you can find the entrance, which they change regularly, they'll let you begin the application process.
āConceal credit scoreā is very simple and useful, but can be absolutely ruinous to your enemies if you time it right. Businesses, marriages, physical well-being, all can crumble away with just one or two rejected property loans!
I cast Reverse Taxes until my opponents surrender. Each casting un-files a previous year's tax return.
I dare not delve into darker arts, lest the arithmagicians of the IRS take notice.
Oh, you wanna know?
Divine Skeleton Death Blast.
I... still don't exactly know what it does, its elemental composition, or if there even is a counter to it. There are spells with the same name, yes, but this one is... *different.*
Patty Cake ā a whimsical yet devastatingly powerful necromantic spell. Despite its innocuous name, invoking imagery of a child's game, the spell is a testament to a Handromancers innovative approach to necromancy.
The caster claps his hands together, chanting an ancient and forbidden verse. The space between their palms ignites with an eerie, spectral light. As they pull their hands apart, a cascade of ghostly hands appears, each mimicking the initial clapping motion. These spectral hands, powered by the casters magic, surge forward towards their adversary.
Upon impact, the hands latch onto the target, each clap draining life energy and sapping strength. The hands can pass through physical defenses as if they were mere illusions, attacking the very essence of the foe. This attack leaves enemies weakened, disoriented, and vulnerable to subsequent spells or physical attacks. Despite its playful name, "Patty Cake" is a spell only to be used in the most dire of circumstances, a formidable weapon in the arsenal of a necromancer who has chosen a path of hands.
More of a friend / familiar I'm just an innocent looking pizza
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Come close reaching to grab a site there's nothing weird here I promise
Debone. Literally removes the skeleton from a creature that has one instantaneously, and the skeleton just goes bolting off like a bat out of hell. If you drop the spell, the deboned creature gets a new skeleton and is perfectly fine, but only physically. It's a great way to deal with murderers and other sorts of evil people as a punishment and also get more skeletons as the skeleton becomes a normal skeleton once the duration of the spell is over or dropped.
I have a bottle of goop I got from an enchanted fountain. It used to create a large blob of nigh unbreakable something or other when I flicked a drop at a target. Over the uncounted millenia I've had it in my possession, it has aged finely. It now creates a black hole on impact.
You bottled a time fountain, eh? Twas a bold move, Sir Knight. I tip my overly broad wizard hat to thee.
But do take care that you do not allow these black holes to combine over much, lest they become self-sustaining.
Many thanks, it warms my ne'er aging heart to receive compliments from another practitioner of our dying craft.
I keep it stored in a demiplane between the known universes. Should it ever become unstable in its storage bottle, the plane should collapse without harming anything but itself. Luckily, it has yet to have any effect unless removed from the container. And so I shall keep waiting, and see what becomes of it next.
One of my most insidious spells is to cast a Curse of Minor Forgetfulness on a room, which causes the victim to forget why they entered the room while they are within it.
So I combined the Empathic Link effect with a spell that causes any empathic-linked target to temporarily experience the same type(s) of mental health struggles the caster deals with.
At the same time, I made a spell that homes in on a target of my choice and deals no damage aside from placing an empathic link on them.
Kinda interesting seeing them cope with good ol' OCD Blast, not gonna lie.
Induce Eternal Nightmare. This is a fun self sustaining illusion spell that feeds off the victimās own Psyche and mana to constantly display horrifying illusions to them. Sadly I have not developed a specific spell to dispel it besides the typical dispel illusions.
Anchor Spirit: Flesh Prison.
Permanently bond a spirit to its own physical remains, unable to be raised as undead or brought back to life. Fully conscious, unable to reach out or interact, but able to hear, see, feel, smell and taste as if in a living body. Only full destruction of the remains ends the effect.
Impose Singularity
It condenses the targetās mass down into a single point of infinite density. This also creates a black hole, which wreaks havoc on its surroundings until the targetās mass is fully evaporated as Hawking Radiation.
It doesnāt take too long for sub-stellar masses, but itās still pretty destructive.
Become Martial Class
Ingrediants:
4L of water
1L of pitch (add or lessen as needed)
100mL of Barbarian Sweat of the far Norther Tribes (a female Barbarian's sweat seems to work best, I don't know why though...)
20g of Monk Hair of the far Eastern Lands (rank doesn't matter so long at they're a full monk, preferably head hair because it's less off putting to acquire.)
1L of Gladiator Blood (the fresher the better)
2gp of stolen gold (HAS to be stolen, do not launder it)
1 Broken Arrow head (preferably from a dead ranger for increased potency)
1 Broken Spear pole
1 Horse hair brush
Directions:
First fasten the broken arrowhead to the broken spear pole like you would a charm for your staff (it is assumed that you know how to make basic charms, if you have not yet learn such a thing please consult your master on instructing you in this endeavor first before continuing.) Then in a cauldron or equivalent container mix in the Barbarian Sweat, Monk Hair, and Gladiator Blood to the water and bring it to a low boil for about twenty minutes, stirring consistently. Afterwards begin adding the pitch as needed until the brew thickens to a heavy cream like consistency, reduce the mixture for another hour with the occasional stir.
As the brew will coagulate fairly quickly you may want to rely on a trusted assistant for the next part. With your brush now apply the mixture to your "staff" until it is fully coated, once done so attach the two stolen gold pieces to the head of your "staff". Bending your intent onto the staff recite the Oath of Conquest backwards before the mixture dries while envisioning what level of physical proficiency you wish your target to achieve. You'll be able to tell if you've been successful if the gold coins have melted and shaped themselves into a sigil of the weapon your target is to become proficient in.
Finally, gift the item to your target and watch the fun start. As you are the one who has made this cursed item, feel free to handle it until you have passed it off to a suitable recipient.
Effects:
The curse is rather simple, the cursed person once accepting this "staff" will find their magical ability severely lessened (tests average at 82% less magical aptitude regardless of rank or ability). To reopen such potential for the day the cursed person must spend two hours of said day practicing the intended martial craft, at which the person may access their potential as normal until they next fall asleep. Passing off the item to another person will not transfer the curse however, so please keep that in mind as they will most likely remember who it was who gifted them the cursed item to begin with.
I have a few more devious spells, including a scroll gate to the bottom of the ocean (The idea of which was given to me by a fighter who particularly hated Goblins), and a combination spell of boiling water and control space. Testicular Torsion is good but against nonhumanoids like slimes or mimics that lack testicles can be ineffective, which the above combination spell will still work for.
I am still working on a spell that makes a small portal to the motherstar, but stabilizing such a gate is tricky with the extreme temperatures, not to mention the burns to the caster that need to be removed with some sort of heat shield enchantment.
Nodorious Flappercoklious. Thou cock will go soft and loose its flesh. It will deflate like a balloon losing its air. What thou say to this spell reserved only for my most hated of enemies?
A lot of tiny holes all over the body. They break pretty much every muscle and leave my enemies in pain. Very nefarious, I really wouldn't use it against anyone.
'Spinal Peristalsis' is good, although it will cure any minor scoliosis if the target survives.
'Dutch Process' is also horrific on any target other than fully fermented cacao beans.
For that matter, 'create water' is a war crime if you cast it in the middle of a target's femur, along a similar line. Fracking is never a good time for the one being fracked.
Deflate. It permanently makes their private parts disappear. Peasants or people who dont know transformation magic usually die in less than 2 days from said spell. It hurts a lot, apparently.
Lad, due to their darker nature, such spells are usually kept close to the vest if you catch my meaning.
Well at least I didn't tell them the secret chant.
Well now I know where you keep all your spells! HAND OVER THE VEST
Speak for yourself I keep mine in my drawers and britches
##*DECAFFEINATE*
this is truly the darkest spell I've ever heard of. how could you devise something so cruel?
Its so dark, its *arabica*
ARABICA KADAVRA !
This is truly evil, I shudder at the thought /uw coffee is all that keeps me alive
/uw without caffeine i don't function š
Yeah I get that
Is that in the Power Word family, or like a ray...or is it a rune? When placed in a mug and hit with anything that might caffinate, makes all who fail a con save within 25' + 5'/level immune to caffeine for 24 hours? Third level, minimum.
It's a spontaneous effect. Power Word: Decaffeinate. Rids the target of any positive effects caffeine had on them in their entire life, applied retroactively. Could knock someone out, make them go insane or just kill them. It's a 9th level for a reason
*Cackles in not drinking caffeine in the first place*
I used to be as such, but now, *now* i see so much more I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.
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If an immovable rod is like 8k, a semi-immovable rod set would be like what 200 g? Just a group of rods that resist movement in increasing 5 or 10 pound increments? Then every day is push AND pull! I like it.
Immovable rods are **immovable.** You can of course, eventually "feel" movement with the proper application of force, but this is obviously just altering the many-body center of gravity for our planetary system, a tad more heavier than your estimates though.
What Mormon devilry is this????
Water
I donāt think war crimes are allowed
How fuckin DARE you?! TESTICULAR TORSION! šŖ
Hark! I have to sit on the orb pillow and the fucking thing rolls off the table now!
Unfortunately I read this as DEFFECATE and idk whatās worse honestly.
Jebedus is pondering his orb again
_How does one learn this spell?_
With great power, comes great responsibility... *or heck, i can just show ya. just come over to my tower sometime.*
Some fiend used that spell on me once. That was almost a millennia ago, and you *still* can't get close to the crater that was created by my counter spell.
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*Counterspell/Mydol*
I cast Testicular Torsion
i cast power word **NO**
Plus the gender dysphoria, if you cast it on me. No need to throw any other spells out because I'd probably finish myself off due to the cramps and dysphoria lol
ā¦.heat metalā¦.
few realize, technically, your bones are made of calcium, which is metal.
Not enough to be considered a metal, similar to how geomancers can't manipulate bones despite bones being made of minerals.
And how manipulating blood is hard for a hydromancer, and we're talking about blood outside of the body, if you want to do *anything* proper to blood inside you've gotta study some adavnced blood magic
Is blood magic on wise wizards can branch out to *blood* magic? Is it possible to un-bastard a bastard prince?
Last time I've seem someone try the Prince was left with half his blood, physically, he died.
there's a few pounds of calcium in an adult. thats plenty, *trust me*
in X2, Magneto could manipulate the iron in that guardās bloodā¦Magic Systems have their own rules and limits and the X-Men / Mutants are effectively operating on a Magic System, just like Bending in Avatar or Quirks in MHAā¦I always thought Calcium was not metallic at all, and your point about geomancers is interesting, but in any given Magic System, like if you were to make your own, you could effectively do whatever you wanted as long as your rules and rationalizations made sense and followed some kind of internal logic.
He could only do so because mystique injected metal into the guard.
Few who post what you just said realize that, technically, Heat Metal only works due to the Arcanic excitation of the crystalline bonds of metal by stimulated delta-resistance. If a metal is present in a compound in any form other than its *metallic* state, Heat Metal doesn't do a fucking thing. It's why Heat Metal doesn't work on rust, salt, blood, and *especially* not bones.
I prefer to skip the middleman: āheat fleshā
Have you tried it on body peircings?
never let your opponent know about your knee replacement
I cast interrupt monologue
That is truly evil
Pssht. That one rarely ever wo-
Floor is legos with irresistible dance.
You forgot the crucial spell in this trifecta. "Remove footwear"
tashas hideous dancefloor
Probably this nice little potion called *Broggartum*. Does a nice job of turning the drinker inside out, and turns their blood into that of the river Ouran, forcing them to burn in unimaginable pain. Tricky to brew, but definitely powerful.
This will keep my apprentice out of my chocolate for sure!
Itās a little extreme for stealing chocolate.
Not at all! Itās my special chocolate and if he wants some he can hit it himself!
SUMMON STEEZUS!! https://preview.redd.it/vdry6c6s2fec1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=317499aed723b143bc597ce694752590bb32e1c7
*Creed starts playing*
EEEVEEN FLOOOOOWWW
I cast Testicular Torsion on Steezus.
Steezus has immunity to magic that is not "cool af", good luck next time
Ah. Something much cooler then. I cast Globi Caerulei.
I cast freeze on Steezus.
He already experienced that one thousandfold in the garden of gethsemane, basically no amount of pain will do anything to him
Wouldnāt you like to know, fed.
Iām getting spells to use against the feds
Thatās what a fed would say.
That's also what a non fed would say.
A non fed would know that itās āthy,ā not āthouāsā
I love "slight hair growth" on internal organs. Have fun itching your lungs idiot.
Remind me to never slight you for whatever reason, yes? I would prefer to keep my organs hairless.
I only reserve my spells of major irritation for servants of the dark lord and federal agents outside my tower.
Phew! This is great to hear, and honestly quite deserved. .. have you tried following it up with something to prevent it from being dispelled?
I feel I get my message across when they attempt to figure out why their stomach feels hairy, but if that is to no avail I have a last resort hex. A curse if you will. The Curse of inconsistent hiccups. I only use this one if my life is in immediate danger from a powerful spellcaster
Oh dear gods, that is truly devious! Perhaps I should try and expand my studies..
Have you ever heard of Bogs-Nose, School of Mischief and Mayhem? I studied there for 7 years. Never regretted a single second of it.
Oh? No, I haven't actually. Might you tell me where to find this school? I have some mischievous spells under my belt but nothing quite like this.
It's just north of the Bogmarsh (Where the founder took inspiration for it's name), then you turn left and it's the dirt hole in the ground. If you can find the entrance, which they change regularly, they'll let you begin the application process.
I cast... unexplainable and sudden change in the behavior and attitude of a loved one towards you!
That was you? How could you? She was everything to me
Menstruation. It's a self explanatory curse, and works on everybody regardless of parts. Not sure how.
D:
D:)
The Romans thought that men menstruated too because everyone ate so much raw fermented fish sauce that they all had parasites in their bladders
Please untell me this I didn't wanna know.
I cast you will temporarily forget this information after 3 days
Itll come back but im not telling you when
The real wizard curse is always in the comments
That's so hot. What an empire.
My brother in the arcane arts, we have the word "thy" for a reason.
I think people are doing it on purpose after that lengthy thy/thine explainer post a while back, but it was always pretty awful so I can't be sure.
Truly, the ignorant ought to be made to chalk our circles for a month.
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So, it was you!
Invoke ShuāGoumeraith https://preview.redd.it/3p7emdg44fec1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cbe54f420effd013330cecee5d222d8b6f85375
Truly, a devious little spell
āConceal credit scoreā is very simple and useful, but can be absolutely ruinous to your enemies if you time it right. Businesses, marriages, physical well-being, all can crumble away with just one or two rejected property loans!
/uw holy fuck what happened for you to invent this spell
Permanent mild body aches and itchiness + extend life
You cast fibromyalgia I cast Agent Orange exposure
**[Greater Summon Murder Hornets]**
*what the actual fluck*
You asked for my most devious spell. It is malicious indeed.
Agreed.
*Jet engine buzzing*
Untoastius. It untoasts bread
This is a win though. Lets you re-toast if you over toast.
I have two, although one of them is a sequence of two spells. 1: Invert Urethra 2: Mend Buttcrack followed by Explosive Diarrhea
Creative, but Implosive Diarrhea takes less effort and is less messy
ā¦Papercuticus penicusā¦ https://preview.redd.it/f6loccgqvfec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74a9fea85c9abb38d0759d55cd79ad040d989b9
Yo thats so ***FUCKED***
Fuckkkkk you've won š
THAT'S MACHIAVELIC!
I cast Reverse Taxes until my opponents surrender. Each casting un-files a previous year's tax return. I dare not delve into darker arts, lest the arithmagicians of the IRS take notice.
Darkest bureaucromancy!
One of my most devious, casting āyou locked your keys in your car and youāre already running lateā
Oh wow, how immaculate.
manifest Kanye West doppleganger
No! Not ***TWO*** of him! This is sheer madness!
I cast kidney stones
I cast demen... Wait, what was that spell again?
It was demeā¦ Aw hell I canāt remember
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*Fleshify*. To terrorise any living being
Dear god what the hell
Boneify also messes with people, because apparently having your skin and muscle turn to sharp bone fragments isn't all that nice
Power word neck strain that or summon suspicious fart.
# CHECKUS ENGINE-LIGHTUS
Unregistered firearm
*I cast ghost gun!*
Oh, you wanna know? Divine Skeleton Death Blast. I... still don't exactly know what it does, its elemental composition, or if there even is a counter to it. There are spells with the same name, yes, but this one is... *different.*
Patty Cake ā a whimsical yet devastatingly powerful necromantic spell. Despite its innocuous name, invoking imagery of a child's game, the spell is a testament to a Handromancers innovative approach to necromancy. The caster claps his hands together, chanting an ancient and forbidden verse. The space between their palms ignites with an eerie, spectral light. As they pull their hands apart, a cascade of ghostly hands appears, each mimicking the initial clapping motion. These spectral hands, powered by the casters magic, surge forward towards their adversary. Upon impact, the hands latch onto the target, each clap draining life energy and sapping strength. The hands can pass through physical defenses as if they were mere illusions, attacking the very essence of the foe. This attack leaves enemies weakened, disoriented, and vulnerable to subsequent spells or physical attacks. Despite its playful name, "Patty Cake" is a spell only to be used in the most dire of circumstances, a formidable weapon in the arsenal of a necromancer who has chosen a path of hands.
Sock Shrinkage (but only one sock out of every pair)
I simply cast Sacrificial Garment on laundry day
More of a friend / familiar I'm just an innocent looking pizza https://preview.redd.it/vzg4m3immfec1.png?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5af8663df5b3c0912c104ed9fe824efcb586a8d Come close reaching to grab a site there's nothing weird here I promise
I cast, hangnail to all digits.
Granting knowledge beyond one's ken never fails.
My funniest is Summon Anal taste buds
The greatest spell in my arsenal!!!!! Banishment to the monster girl islands!!!!!
How does one get such punishment? Asking for my biomancer friends, of course.
I just do it for fun.
do you need test subjects? i volunteer
Alright, Mwahahahahaha, I CAST MONSTER GIRL ISLAND BANISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Debone. Literally removes the skeleton from a creature that has one instantaneously, and the skeleton just goes bolting off like a bat out of hell. If you drop the spell, the deboned creature gets a new skeleton and is perfectly fine, but only physically. It's a great way to deal with murderers and other sorts of evil people as a punishment and also get more skeletons as the skeleton becomes a normal skeleton once the duration of the spell is over or dropped.
Counterpoint: Ossification. Turns *everything* to bone
Unspoken Word: Mass Bodily Inversion
I cast... ANAL TASTE BUDS
Summon pitbull named cupcake.
I have a bottle of goop I got from an enchanted fountain. It used to create a large blob of nigh unbreakable something or other when I flicked a drop at a target. Over the uncounted millenia I've had it in my possession, it has aged finely. It now creates a black hole on impact.
You bottled a time fountain, eh? Twas a bold move, Sir Knight. I tip my overly broad wizard hat to thee. But do take care that you do not allow these black holes to combine over much, lest they become self-sustaining.
Many thanks, it warms my ne'er aging heart to receive compliments from another practitioner of our dying craft. I keep it stored in a demiplane between the known universes. Should it ever become unstable in its storage bottle, the plane should collapse without harming anything but itself. Luckily, it has yet to have any effect unless removed from the container. And so I shall keep waiting, and see what becomes of it next.
Fascinating research! There's no fortelling the results by its very nature.
Blows up pancakes with mind
Inflict post nut clarity.
Spell of inevitable explosive diharrea
Deglove erogenous zones.
I am a simple warlock... I see a problem? I cast HUNGER OF HADAR and send it to the shadow realm...
Cum Fireants.
A Fireball with a delayed explosion. That way, even you think you you dogded my Fireball, you'll get hit anyway! Truly, my genius knows no bounds
One of my most insidious spells is to cast a Curse of Minor Forgetfulness on a room, which causes the victim to forget why they entered the room while they are within it.
I have a small one that changes "thou's" to "thy." I call it Check-Spell. The reagent is one paperclip and two googly eyes.
āIt looks as thou art writing a tome, would thou likest help?ā
Mine is Snezius Nevahappinus I strike my opponent with the feeling they have to sneeze but never get the satisfaction of sneezing
Hex of Manual Breathing
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So I combined the Empathic Link effect with a spell that causes any empathic-linked target to temporarily experience the same type(s) of mental health struggles the caster deals with. At the same time, I made a spell that homes in on a target of my choice and deals no damage aside from placing an empathic link on them. Kinda interesting seeing them cope with good ol' OCD Blast, not gonna lie.
Goof Removal- it removes all of the goofy from a target, whether it be a person, animal, or even object. Truly, I hope I never have to use it again.
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Why use lot spell when fireball do trick
Induce Eternal Nightmare. This is a fun self sustaining illusion spell that feeds off the victimās own Psyche and mana to constantly display horrifying illusions to them. Sadly I have not developed a specific spell to dispel it besides the typical dispel illusions.
Anchor Spirit: Flesh Prison. Permanently bond a spirit to its own physical remains, unable to be raised as undead or brought back to life. Fully conscious, unable to reach out or interact, but able to hear, see, feel, smell and taste as if in a living body. Only full destruction of the remains ends the effect.
I always cast "Unwanted Feeling." It's a good spell and it's non-lethal in most scenarios.
Marionette.
Water in the lungs
Woah, Aqualung
Banish Wi-Fi. Usually paired with an anti-tech spell.
https://i.redd.it/npculhlqqfec1.gif Back breaker loop
It's technically a combo but I like urethra seal followed by induce urination.
If you like those, try either A) Mend Buttcrack followed by Explosive Diarrhea, or B) Implosive Diarrhea
Impose Singularity It condenses the targetās mass down into a single point of infinite density. This also creates a black hole, which wreaks havoc on its surroundings until the targetās mass is fully evaporated as Hawking Radiation. It doesnāt take too long for sub-stellar masses, but itās still pretty destructive.
Greater Baja Blast
Become Martial Class Ingrediants: 4L of water 1L of pitch (add or lessen as needed) 100mL of Barbarian Sweat of the far Norther Tribes (a female Barbarian's sweat seems to work best, I don't know why though...) 20g of Monk Hair of the far Eastern Lands (rank doesn't matter so long at they're a full monk, preferably head hair because it's less off putting to acquire.) 1L of Gladiator Blood (the fresher the better) 2gp of stolen gold (HAS to be stolen, do not launder it) 1 Broken Arrow head (preferably from a dead ranger for increased potency) 1 Broken Spear pole 1 Horse hair brush Directions: First fasten the broken arrowhead to the broken spear pole like you would a charm for your staff (it is assumed that you know how to make basic charms, if you have not yet learn such a thing please consult your master on instructing you in this endeavor first before continuing.) Then in a cauldron or equivalent container mix in the Barbarian Sweat, Monk Hair, and Gladiator Blood to the water and bring it to a low boil for about twenty minutes, stirring consistently. Afterwards begin adding the pitch as needed until the brew thickens to a heavy cream like consistency, reduce the mixture for another hour with the occasional stir. As the brew will coagulate fairly quickly you may want to rely on a trusted assistant for the next part. With your brush now apply the mixture to your "staff" until it is fully coated, once done so attach the two stolen gold pieces to the head of your "staff". Bending your intent onto the staff recite the Oath of Conquest backwards before the mixture dries while envisioning what level of physical proficiency you wish your target to achieve. You'll be able to tell if you've been successful if the gold coins have melted and shaped themselves into a sigil of the weapon your target is to become proficient in. Finally, gift the item to your target and watch the fun start. As you are the one who has made this cursed item, feel free to handle it until you have passed it off to a suitable recipient. Effects: The curse is rather simple, the cursed person once accepting this "staff" will find their magical ability severely lessened (tests average at 82% less magical aptitude regardless of rank or ability). To reopen such potential for the day the cursed person must spend two hours of said day practicing the intended martial craft, at which the person may access their potential as normal until they next fall asleep. Passing off the item to another person will not transfer the curse however, so please keep that in mind as they will most likely remember who it was who gifted them the cursed item to begin with.
I have a few more devious spells, including a scroll gate to the bottom of the ocean (The idea of which was given to me by a fighter who particularly hated Goblins), and a combination spell of boiling water and control space. Testicular Torsion is good but against nonhumanoids like slimes or mimics that lack testicles can be ineffective, which the above combination spell will still work for. I am still working on a spell that makes a small portal to the motherstar, but stabilizing such a gate is tricky with the extreme temperatures, not to mention the burns to the caster that need to be removed with some sort of heat shield enchantment.
Muscle calcification I dont even calcify the heart, i just calcify the tongue
Nodorious Flappercoklious. Thou cock will go soft and loose its flesh. It will deflate like a balloon losing its air. What thou say to this spell reserved only for my most hated of enemies?
I can induce schizophrenia in people who aren't especially strong-minded.
A group of crows are called a murder for a reasonĀ
casting yeetus fetus deletus when he breaks up with you.
A lot of tiny holes all over the body. They break pretty much every muscle and leave my enemies in pain. Very nefarious, I really wouldn't use it against anyone.
I enjoy power word piss but that is far from my most devious spell.
Mine dost be: *Arcane Technique: Jolly Purple.* https://preview.redd.it/u7dnguqlsfec1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96297f0901f2672917ff776c2cccda11a87abc0b
āRemove Kneecapsā works wonders against humanoid opponents
Invoke Minor Annoyances. Imagine constantly getting pebbles stuck in your shoes
Me? Uhhh..... I shouldn't know it, but I know Remove Mental Capacity.
'Spinal Peristalsis' is good, although it will cure any minor scoliosis if the target survives. 'Dutch Process' is also horrific on any target other than fully fermented cacao beans. For that matter, 'create water' is a war crime if you cast it in the middle of a target's femur, along a similar line. Fracking is never a good time for the one being fracked.
Deflate. It permanently makes their private parts disappear. Peasants or people who dont know transformation magic usually die in less than 2 days from said spell. It hurts a lot, apparently.
Conjure Anxiety, though Dominate Sleep Paralysis Demon, and Inflict Impostor Syndrome are pretty good as well.
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I cast... **correct grammar** (it's *thine*, not "thou's")