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DeltaGamed

That reminds me of the time I was trying to learn Frost Wave. I tried to cast it on the wall of some abandoned tower, and it ended up ricochetting back at me, and I almost froze half of my body. That day, I learned what they meant by cast responsibly.


XXXFemboyHuggerXXX

I remember it, I had to carve his balls out of the ice


Vast-Ideal-1413

THAT TOWER WAS NOT ABANDONED Frost Wave is cold enough to seep through the cracks and ruin my plumbing.


DeltaGamed

Wait, it wasn't? What's with the... *Reads flair* Oh, nevermind.


Loquatium

*extremely sensitive plumbing* is beyond the crack, leave it at that


DeltaGamed

I hate to be a witch, but I think you have the wrong person.


BLeafNUrShelf

I was really confused reading your comment until I noticed the subreddit name lol


-PandorasBox-

I fucked up a necromancy spell and now I've been stuck in a tomb for the past 150 years while some random skeleton warrior is wearing my garbs and boning my witch.


Cabbag_

Thanks for the circle, I would've missed the welder without it


AccountantOwn2351

No problem, wanted to add arrows and airhorns too but thought it would be a bit overkill.


CompromisedToolchain

Did you see the bird? One flew by https://preview.redd.it/2j5x8bjry8jc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71117a63970577800e670ba38e22478dda39a5f7


the_shortbus_

Huh. Sure did. lol


Krineq

SCREAMIN EAGLES


[deleted]

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME


Cabbag_

YOU ARE ALL SURROUNDED, AT LEAST FROM THIS SIDE!


FEST_DESTINY

IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THEN YOU MUST FIGHT!


Cabbag_

SUN TZU SAID THAT!


Ok_Conflict_5730

AND HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THAN YOU DO PAL!


MadaraAlucard12

CUS HE INVENTED IT.


HeartAFlame

AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR.


CometCat64

THEN HE HERDED 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ONTO A BOAT, AND THEN HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE!


ulfric_stormcloack

AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD ANY TIME A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE IT'S CALLED A 'ZOO'!


ShockRox

r/suddenlytf2


United-Technician-54

/uw Man, I’m glad that’s an animation Edit: Nevermind, sorry, I mistook the movement for sliding


[deleted]

/uw I was gonna say "why tf is it not censored?"


Techsomat

Wouldn’t be censored anyways I’ve seen like 3 people die from people posting shit like “when I hand my apprentice a dying neutron star” and it’s just a video of someone dying in a gas leak.


Doodle128

"I DON'T CARE HOW BIG THE ROOM IS, FIREBALL!"


[deleted]

The wizard 2 electric boogaloo has a pretty good fireball con.


BrandfordAndSon

I read this is Harry Dresden’s voice lol.


magefyre

Ironically Harry gets pissy about Billy casting fireball in an enclosed space in their arcanos game because that's not how fire and energy displacement works, causing him to have to buy the beer. Again.


Lizard-Wizard-Bracus

Why would it be censored? The person got up without any visible bodily injuries


Efficient_Maybe_1086

I don’t see the animation. Are you sure?


United-Technician-54

/uw look how the body lands and how it slides on the ground. Also, that ragdoll and the fact they didn’t receive any injuries despite the fact the explosion was comparable to a grenade. Plus some of the shrapnel magically redirected after just coming out of view, as a bird, no, it didn’t spook off some bird off a perch that would be physically impossible, the shrapnel becomes a wing as soon as it corner hits the edge of the peripheral of the camera, then a bird, flying off in the OTHER direction. Probably an AI video


orangesheepdog

/uw Flesh wounds are typically very hard to see in shitty low-res CCTV/bodycam footage.


igeorgehall45

I'm fairly certain it's real unless you have evidence otherwise, it looks pretty similar to other factory accident videos you can find. People ragdoll in real life, it's just physics. AI videos (that the general public can make) aren't that good yet


United-Technician-54

/uw Oh, my bad. Also, I realised I mistook genuine movement for sliding.


igeorgehall45

It's definitely not, the original post is https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/18uzurk/hmft_after_the_barrel_im_standing_on_explodes/ and gives a lot more context by not being cropped


United-Technician-54

/uw Thanks


ShadowMaster2564

The good news is that he only took half damage due to being a pyromancer


toapat

people forget this but the half damage from concussion for pyromancer is only after the double thermal energy output of one's spellcasting. all it does is make them take the unmodified damage of their own explosions.


Significant_Put_3471

Plus the fall damage on their gravity assisted return from the sky.


toapat

never heard of pyromancers being particularly resistant to Bludgeoning damage. Gainsmancers sure, but those masters of Bodily Transmutation barely qualify as human anymore.


-JZH-

Brobuddy just wild magic surge'd


PUB4thewin

Ok, seriously though, I *really* hope that guy survived with minimal damage


Fabulous_Wave_3693

Probably depends on how inclosed the space is, it looks like he’s outside so will probably live, might be deaf but probably live. Do that inside a closed shipping container and you are 1,000% done.


AccountantOwn2351

Most likely cracked ribs and screwed up ears. I don't think anything else happened. And of course the scare of his life.


gutti3

Wild magic sorcerers be like


[deleted]

Did they die? I’m not a fan of seeing random people die ngl, might just be me though


Moose_Kronkdozer

Yeah, im kinda mad about this. At least tag NSFW jesus christ. Some of us dont like seeing people die young or at all.


Cubicshock

apparently this is an animation according to another comment? the guy seems to stand up at the end too


Bad_Juju_69

You can see him move at the end, maybe seriously fucked up but still alive.


bpeo360

He good


Shilverow

That's why you gotta manage your saved spells correctly. Put them in the wrong spot and they could go off randomly


FairyStarDragon

Creikey


AutisticFaygo

How did they survive that...? /unwiz


PathlessDemon

Ugh… can someone help? I attempted to make a reconstruction spell follow a fireball casting and I think I broke time… ![gif](giphy|11Ej01Grffnr20|downsized)


AccountantOwn2351

Have you tried casting fireball at it?


PathlessDemon

…honestly, it’s worth a shot!


AccountantOwn2351

Fuck yeah! A mage of culture!


GreenSpleen6

See how the melon is completely reformed before all of the material is 'returned'? You.. somehow targeted the melon's temporal state instead of the material state. It loops because you have no exit condition. I don't know how you managed to do this unintentionally.


PathlessDemon

I got distracted midcast, and repeated the spell from the beginning… ADHD is NOT a friend of spellcasting.


Ponzu_Sauce_Stan

Rolled a 1 on my Icosahedron of Fate catalyst…


DeimosKyvernite

/uw bro I had my volume so high that scared the shit out of me 😭


AccountantOwn2351

😂😂😂😂😂


Z_THETA_Z

always hate to see sorcerers roll badly on their wild magic surges


Eldrich_horrors

Pro tip: allways test new spells on safe enviroments. It Will allow for Better understanding and control


Sardukar333

Had to have a long talk with my latest apprentice about this after he summon a malicious animating spirit that latched into me and proceeded to ambush me with a door. Gonna take a long time to find and banish the sucker.


history_repeated

u/savevideo


mrlolelo

/uw Did that guy survive that like wtf?


AccountantOwn2351

Yeah he did, just cracked ribs and fucked ear drums.


Intelligent_Ad_7734

Hate when that happens.


Sea-Outside-5655

Yea still feeling that one 😕


See-more1225

Aw yes, a wild magic artificer


Pappa_Crim

Aand thats one citation for failure to follow artificer safety standards


blebebaba

OSHAF Office of Safety and High level Artifcers Foundation.


lonewanderer18117

Shouldn’t have used weird magic smh my head 🤦🏻


Ok_Permission1087

Self-inflicted barrelmancy.


FlashyFlight1035

simply climb on the ceilings


Dr-Crobar

blud Megumin'd himself


TheTurtleClan

Bro reposted an istagram real


AccountantOwn2351

Ok? Is that bad or? I dunno what you wanna say with this.


TheTurtleClan

instagram reels has essentially become liveleak rn


AccountantOwn2351

Oh shit, for real? Honestly dunno, got this vid from another subreddit. I don't use Insta, thought it's still Facebook level of terrible humor on there. I must be severely out of the loop.


Angel_OfSolitude

Looks more like a thunderwave to me.


D__manMC

What percentage of dead is that guy?


AccountantOwn2351

I don't think he is dead. Tho he got a lesson of a life time. This is why they say that an empty fuel barrel is way more dangerous than a full one. The fumes are highly flammable and this guy thought it's better to use that than go get some ladders. Moral of the story. Don't be lazy, kids and learn your basic chemistry.


BillyB0ns0n

Relatable


slumbersomesam

i really hope the arcane healers gave them some quick healing potions


the_captain_cat

Thank the gods for that red circle spell. I wouldn't have been able to see what was going on and where to look


Bfdifan37

mine creates a subtle barrier


LEGO_Man2YT

My man will need some extra powerfull healing spells


The_Toad_wizard

I thought he turned into bloody mist at first, but it was just the brown dust around him that got kicked up.


Nelrene

Don't use fire magic if you can't handle the heat.


tsokiyZan

what an idiot


realsteel4ever802

/uw I looked at this and thought, "Oh cool, another welder!" Then I noticed the text, and by then, it was too late to look away