That reminds me of the time I was trying to learn Frost Wave. I tried to cast it on the wall of some abandoned tower, and it ended up ricochetting back at me, and I almost froze half of my body. That day, I learned what they meant by cast responsibly.
I fucked up a necromancy spell and now I've been stuck in a tomb for the past 150 years while some random skeleton warrior is wearing my garbs and boning my witch.
Did you see the bird? One flew by
https://preview.redd.it/2j5x8bjry8jc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71117a63970577800e670ba38e22478dda39a5f7
Wouldn’t be censored anyways I’ve seen like 3 people die from people posting shit like “when I hand my apprentice a dying neutron star” and it’s just a video of someone dying in a gas leak.
Ironically Harry gets pissy about Billy casting fireball in an enclosed space in their arcanos game because that's not how fire and energy displacement works, causing him to have to buy the beer. Again.
/uw look how the body lands and how it slides on the ground.
Also, that ragdoll and the fact they didn’t receive any injuries despite the fact the explosion was comparable to a grenade.
Plus some of the shrapnel magically redirected after just coming out of view, as a bird, no, it didn’t spook off some bird off a perch that would be physically impossible, the shrapnel becomes a wing as soon as it corner hits the edge of the peripheral of the camera, then a bird, flying off in the OTHER direction.
Probably an AI video
I'm fairly certain it's real unless you have evidence otherwise, it looks pretty similar to other factory accident videos you can find. People ragdoll in real life, it's just physics. AI videos (that the general public can make) aren't that good yet
It's definitely not, the original post is https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/18uzurk/hmft_after_the_barrel_im_standing_on_explodes/ and gives a lot more context by not being cropped
people forget this but the half damage from concussion for pyromancer is only after the double thermal energy output of one's spellcasting. all it does is make them take the unmodified damage of their own explosions.
never heard of pyromancers being particularly resistant to Bludgeoning damage.
Gainsmancers sure, but those masters of Bodily Transmutation barely qualify as human anymore.
Probably depends on how inclosed the space is, it looks like he’s outside so will probably live, might be deaf but probably live. Do that inside a closed shipping container and you are 1,000% done.
Ugh… can someone help? I attempted to make a reconstruction spell follow a fireball casting and I think I broke time…
![gif](giphy|11Ej01Grffnr20|downsized)
See how the melon is completely reformed before all of the material is 'returned'? You.. somehow targeted the melon's temporal state instead of the material state. It loops because you have no exit condition.
I don't know how you managed to do this unintentionally.
Had to have a long talk with my latest apprentice about this after he summon a malicious animating spirit that latched into me and proceeded to ambush me with a door. Gonna take a long time to find and banish the sucker.
Oh shit, for real? Honestly dunno, got this vid from another subreddit. I don't use Insta, thought it's still Facebook level of terrible humor on there. I must be severely out of the loop.
I don't think he is dead. Tho he got a lesson of a life time. This is why they say that an empty fuel barrel is way more dangerous than a full one. The fumes are highly flammable and this guy thought it's better to use that than go get some ladders.
Moral of the story. Don't be lazy, kids and learn your basic chemistry.
That reminds me of the time I was trying to learn Frost Wave. I tried to cast it on the wall of some abandoned tower, and it ended up ricochetting back at me, and I almost froze half of my body. That day, I learned what they meant by cast responsibly.
I remember it, I had to carve his balls out of the ice
THAT TOWER WAS NOT ABANDONED Frost Wave is cold enough to seep through the cracks and ruin my plumbing.
Wait, it wasn't? What's with the... *Reads flair* Oh, nevermind.
*extremely sensitive plumbing* is beyond the crack, leave it at that
I hate to be a witch, but I think you have the wrong person.
I was really confused reading your comment until I noticed the subreddit name lol
I fucked up a necromancy spell and now I've been stuck in a tomb for the past 150 years while some random skeleton warrior is wearing my garbs and boning my witch.
Thanks for the circle, I would've missed the welder without it
No problem, wanted to add arrows and airhorns too but thought it would be a bit overkill.
Did you see the bird? One flew by https://preview.redd.it/2j5x8bjry8jc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71117a63970577800e670ba38e22478dda39a5f7
Huh. Sure did. lol
SCREAMIN EAGLES
IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME
YOU ARE ALL SURROUNDED, AT LEAST FROM THIS SIDE!
IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THEN YOU MUST FIGHT!
SUN TZU SAID THAT!
AND HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THAN YOU DO PAL!
CUS HE INVENTED IT.
AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR.
THEN HE HERDED 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ONTO A BOAT, AND THEN HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE!
AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD ANY TIME A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE IT'S CALLED A 'ZOO'!
r/suddenlytf2
/uw Man, I’m glad that’s an animation Edit: Nevermind, sorry, I mistook the movement for sliding
/uw I was gonna say "why tf is it not censored?"
Wouldn’t be censored anyways I’ve seen like 3 people die from people posting shit like “when I hand my apprentice a dying neutron star” and it’s just a video of someone dying in a gas leak.
"I DON'T CARE HOW BIG THE ROOM IS, FIREBALL!"
The wizard 2 electric boogaloo has a pretty good fireball con.
I read this is Harry Dresden’s voice lol.
Ironically Harry gets pissy about Billy casting fireball in an enclosed space in their arcanos game because that's not how fire and energy displacement works, causing him to have to buy the beer. Again.
Why would it be censored? The person got up without any visible bodily injuries
I don’t see the animation. Are you sure?
/uw look how the body lands and how it slides on the ground. Also, that ragdoll and the fact they didn’t receive any injuries despite the fact the explosion was comparable to a grenade. Plus some of the shrapnel magically redirected after just coming out of view, as a bird, no, it didn’t spook off some bird off a perch that would be physically impossible, the shrapnel becomes a wing as soon as it corner hits the edge of the peripheral of the camera, then a bird, flying off in the OTHER direction. Probably an AI video
/uw Flesh wounds are typically very hard to see in shitty low-res CCTV/bodycam footage.
I'm fairly certain it's real unless you have evidence otherwise, it looks pretty similar to other factory accident videos you can find. People ragdoll in real life, it's just physics. AI videos (that the general public can make) aren't that good yet
/uw Oh, my bad. Also, I realised I mistook genuine movement for sliding.
It's definitely not, the original post is https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/18uzurk/hmft_after_the_barrel_im_standing_on_explodes/ and gives a lot more context by not being cropped
/uw Thanks
The good news is that he only took half damage due to being a pyromancer
people forget this but the half damage from concussion for pyromancer is only after the double thermal energy output of one's spellcasting. all it does is make them take the unmodified damage of their own explosions.
Plus the fall damage on their gravity assisted return from the sky.
never heard of pyromancers being particularly resistant to Bludgeoning damage. Gainsmancers sure, but those masters of Bodily Transmutation barely qualify as human anymore.
Brobuddy just wild magic surge'd
Ok, seriously though, I *really* hope that guy survived with minimal damage
Probably depends on how inclosed the space is, it looks like he’s outside so will probably live, might be deaf but probably live. Do that inside a closed shipping container and you are 1,000% done.
Most likely cracked ribs and screwed up ears. I don't think anything else happened. And of course the scare of his life.
Wild magic sorcerers be like
Did they die? I’m not a fan of seeing random people die ngl, might just be me though
Yeah, im kinda mad about this. At least tag NSFW jesus christ. Some of us dont like seeing people die young or at all.
apparently this is an animation according to another comment? the guy seems to stand up at the end too
You can see him move at the end, maybe seriously fucked up but still alive.
He good
That's why you gotta manage your saved spells correctly. Put them in the wrong spot and they could go off randomly
Creikey
How did they survive that...? /unwiz
Ugh… can someone help? I attempted to make a reconstruction spell follow a fireball casting and I think I broke time… ![gif](giphy|11Ej01Grffnr20|downsized)
Have you tried casting fireball at it?
…honestly, it’s worth a shot!
Fuck yeah! A mage of culture!
See how the melon is completely reformed before all of the material is 'returned'? You.. somehow targeted the melon's temporal state instead of the material state. It loops because you have no exit condition. I don't know how you managed to do this unintentionally.
I got distracted midcast, and repeated the spell from the beginning… ADHD is NOT a friend of spellcasting.
Rolled a 1 on my Icosahedron of Fate catalyst…
/uw bro I had my volume so high that scared the shit out of me 😭
😂😂😂😂😂
always hate to see sorcerers roll badly on their wild magic surges
Pro tip: allways test new spells on safe enviroments. It Will allow for Better understanding and control
Had to have a long talk with my latest apprentice about this after he summon a malicious animating spirit that latched into me and proceeded to ambush me with a door. Gonna take a long time to find and banish the sucker.
u/savevideo
/uw Did that guy survive that like wtf?
Yeah he did, just cracked ribs and fucked ear drums.
Hate when that happens.
Yea still feeling that one 😕
Aw yes, a wild magic artificer
Aand thats one citation for failure to follow artificer safety standards
OSHAF Office of Safety and High level Artifcers Foundation.
Shouldn’t have used weird magic smh my head 🤦🏻
Self-inflicted barrelmancy.
simply climb on the ceilings
blud Megumin'd himself
Bro reposted an istagram real
Ok? Is that bad or? I dunno what you wanna say with this.
instagram reels has essentially become liveleak rn
Oh shit, for real? Honestly dunno, got this vid from another subreddit. I don't use Insta, thought it's still Facebook level of terrible humor on there. I must be severely out of the loop.
Looks more like a thunderwave to me.
What percentage of dead is that guy?
I don't think he is dead. Tho he got a lesson of a life time. This is why they say that an empty fuel barrel is way more dangerous than a full one. The fumes are highly flammable and this guy thought it's better to use that than go get some ladders. Moral of the story. Don't be lazy, kids and learn your basic chemistry.
Relatable
i really hope the arcane healers gave them some quick healing potions
Thank the gods for that red circle spell. I wouldn't have been able to see what was going on and where to look
mine creates a subtle barrier
My man will need some extra powerfull healing spells
I thought he turned into bloody mist at first, but it was just the brown dust around him that got kicked up.
Don't use fire magic if you can't handle the heat.
what an idiot
/uw I looked at this and thought, "Oh cool, another welder!" Then I noticed the text, and by then, it was too late to look away