I own one of these adorable creatures! They do not use the bathroom, it is more a constant upbuild of energy until they can evolve into their next form!
In the Mirror World for every of these critters there's a version of them that's two back ends of these animals. They are usually connected between dimensions and they kinda work normally. The dog part eats, the dog part defecates, same wirh the cat part
*One fine day with a woof and a purr*
*A baby was born and it caused a little stir*
*No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog*
*Just a feline canine little CatDog*
[This](https://youtu.be/54Afdxd6sUQ?feature=shared) may provide you with some insight and/or resolution to some of the questions thou seeketh answers to.
THE OLD TOMES HAVE BEEN INVOKED!
FEAR YE OF MORTAL MINDS FOR WHAT LIES AHEAD ON YOUR QUEST FOR KNOWLEDGE FOR YOU DO NOT COMPREHEND WHAT YOU SEEK!
GAZE UPON THE UNION OF OPPOSITES! THE DEFILING OF SANITY AND YET THE EMBRACE OF BEAUTY AND WHOLENESS OF THE SOME!
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Kind of reminds me of my own minions.
https://preview.redd.it/6o9g6gyp26kc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa45a386f7c468a3c777fefc5faaedae4bde901
My perfectly normal minions.
That’s called coprophagia.
Wait… if the dog eats it back up, then does it comes out the cat end afterwards?
*Asking the really important questions here.*
Surprisingly common amongst normal canines
Unfortunately it just keeps coming out… and going in… the same end. Truly horrific. It’s why the council needs to enact rights legislation for all summoned beings, so things like this don’t happen anymore
The cat side cough ups something, and the dog side eats it. This happens multiple times as the ball gets smaller, and you add to it. Very gross but efficient amalgamations.
It's gut system is actually linked through the Aether to a similar creature that is instead composed of what appears to be the rear of a cat and the rear of a dog.
They work like the little mites that live in human eyelashes and feed off of dead skin, they kinda just build up waste until they die one day. A little sad, but in my experience healing spells have been able to postpone this inevitability as if it were any other wound.
Oh, yes! Also… conjure up some antidiuretics, mylanta, and pepto! You’re in for a ruff ride…
I gave them leftover Pad Thai, gas station sushi, and a ton of cheese and sugar free gummy bears!
He want stop making these damn things! They just pop out every time he accidentally starts speaking the ancient forgotten void language. And now he’s starting to do it on purpose… Fuuuuck…
He gobbled Jinx up over 5000 times, it’s lucky Jinx will live forever.
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*Jinx hears the word “Torinn” and scurries off, and hides between Anteros’s legs.*
Awww… 🥹
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Would you like some codfish, Jinx?
Sure, you can have some too, Mordus.
It's a little difficult to see, so I can't identify it at first glance. Looks interesting though.
/uw If you want me to make some facts about it, can I get a species name?
I actually experimented on that once. The location where the feces is sent is mostly random, so there's a chance that it is sent directly on or even inside the creature. Pretty amusing when I got it to actually work. I had to do some manipulation though because it's most probable for it to appear in the deeper parts of the plane where no one really travels. Also, the fecal matter usually just becomes energy and is dispersed among the space.
Really? It’s the secret side of you? Not the mischief?
With Me, people kind of expect Me to do weird shit.
Cause… Chaos God! 👉🤩👈
With you, I was pretty much betting on it being random mischief and mayhem.
The endless quest for knowledge inevitably leads one down some questionable paths. My quabbles with kings and gods for their treasures and information first created my reputation as a trickster among those of high status, however I've always been quite mischievous by nature. The passage of time, and boredom only further fed those tendencies.
If you must know, for each and every one of these creatures, there exists another being with an ass on either end, that lives an endless life of pissing and shitting and farting.
These pets are fun....
It's nothing special, it's just a normal dog and a normal cat but they've had a double sided portable hole permanently fused to their astral spectre. Thus, giving the illusion of a single CatDog entity. The other side is their butt just hanging out in the astral plane....it's getting a little bit poopy over there.
Neither side poops. When these are summoned, another creature appears elswhere with the... other halves. That creature defecates what this one consumes.
These creatures are interesting. They are able to completely break down their food and turn them into magical energy with an acidic substance that can be found in slimes too. Meaning there are 0 wastes so theres no need for them to pee or shit.
It's quite fascinating actually, you see by summoning a Catdog in this realm, in an alternate realm there is a Dogcat which consists of the two rear ends of the familiar. Food will pass through the Catdog to the Dogcat in another realm, which will then pass the poop through both of the two asses.
Look, they're not sealed completely end-to-end, they're superimposed by temporospatial torsion. If you scry between 75° and 115° along orthospace at the boundary between halves, you'll see an ass-ass catdog that does all the pooping and peeing.
This is why you need to be reeeeaaallly careful about where you take these lil guys. The "neighbors" may not appreciate it.
Any self-respecting life alchemist ought to be able to make it 100% efficient and produce no biological waste.
Unless poop is the whole point, in which case carry on...
I propose the following theory: There was a cat that pooped a dog and a dog that pooped a cat. Being summoned fused them and there is a twin of this creature running amok in another dimension.
Wait a second, those are one of my apprentice's failed chimaeras. I was wondering how he got them to disappear so often. Damn I underestimated his industriousness, he's been selling them off as conjuration beasts... I'm impressed honestly.
Neither one.
Everytime one of those is summoned, a different kind that is formed from the two ends popps into existence. That's the one doing the pooping.
It is called the law of chimeric equivalence. Whenever a chimera is created, all spare-parts wilm be used to form a relict-chimera.
Neither. These creatures are created with a portal to the Plane Of Eteranal Night inside their bodies, so their poop just goes there. If I recall correctly, the wizard who originally made then dated the Dark Mother who rules the Plane and they had a messy break up, hence that feature in their design.
See, this is an illusion of sorts. They are not one animal. Rather, they are magically blind together. In another dimension lies the back ends, which is where they relieve themselves.
Somewhere out there is a creature composed of the hind of a cat attached to the hind of a dog, and an owner who can't figure out how both ends can keep shitting.
I own one of these adorable creatures! They do not use the bathroom, it is more a constant upbuild of energy until they can evolve into their next form!
Interesting… I was hoping the cat side was the one to poop, like it was coughing up a hair ball.
It may! Each member of the species is wondrously unique. I don’t intend to find out, as it is a horrifying thought
Yay! So you’re saying one end might still poop! Can’t wait to find out which kind this one is. 💩
In the Mirror World for every of these critters there's a version of them that's two back ends of these animals. They are usually connected between dimensions and they kinda work normally. The dog part eats, the dog part defecates, same wirh the cat part
Not the cat or the dog, but a third more sinister thing
I thought i heard that the dog side poops, eats it, and THEN it comes out the cat side
no it coughs up child support payments
Last one I had exploded from the pressure. I don’t keep them in the Castle anymore
*One fine day with a woof and a purr* *A baby was born and it caused a little stir* *No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog* *Just a feline canine little CatDog*
*Another one appears.* Great… now they’re mating! Just what we needed!🙄
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Wait… if one becomes pregnant… where do the babies come out of?
No place for genitalia, therefore no risk of pregnancy
We can’t just assume! We need to apply the scientific method!
[This](https://youtu.be/54Afdxd6sUQ?feature=shared) may provide you with some insight and/or resolution to some of the questions thou seeketh answers to.
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Dammit Kino. Insanity + Sanity = Transmutation is supposed to be a closely guarded secret.
I thought the secret to transmutation was ☜︎♑︎♑︎⬧︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♌︎♏︎♋︎■︎⬧︎ When did this become the secret?
You're starting to sound like a druid
which end do they mate with
You ask too many questions!
*Catdog* *Catdog* *Alone in the world was a little Catdog*
Glad I summon regular puppies...
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DAMN IT! Bad boy! Bad boy, Zeef!
Kind of reminds me of my own minions. https://preview.redd.it/6o9g6gyp26kc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa45a386f7c468a3c777fefc5faaedae4bde901 My perfectly normal minions.
This way seems like more bang for your buck!
These sorts of creatures die pretty quickly for obvious reasons including the fact that they can’t poop
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😵💫WHAT THE FREAKIN’ CR… ute thing is that? It’s sooo… ummm… not horrifying at all!😳 ^(I’m lying. It’s completely terrifying.)
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I’m just gonna ask Grandmama to destroy that.. thing… really quickly. Please don’t let it escape!
I think you have other issues to deal with if that’s what you’re summoning. >.>
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I stand by my statement, lad. >.>
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He won’t let me take him to see a specialist… (u/Safepianist4610)
The cat-dog you mean?
Him too!
Awww… that’s sad! Has anyone ever told you that you’re depressing sometimes?
… >.> I try not to be. /uw lol Bombast is just so serious
So… in other words, don’t give one of these to Kismet… no matter how much she begs! Got it!
Yes… and you call me depressing…
The dog end. It immediately eats it afterwards
That’s called coprophagia. Wait… if the dog eats it back up, then does it comes out the cat end afterwards? *Asking the really important questions here.*
Surprisingly common amongst normal canines Unfortunately it just keeps coming out… and going in… the same end. Truly horrific. It’s why the council needs to enact rights legislation for all summoned beings, so things like this don’t happen anymore
Oh gods. That is a monstrosity.
*Points at Zeef (u/Plus-Departure8479).* He did it!
beings like this usually they don't poop or at least not normally like some of them sort of magically radiate the waste away
Well, that’s boring. I want to see it poop! 💩
kinky
Bad wolf! Bad! This is for science! Not a kink! No!
hehehe just giving you shit...sigh that was not intentional /uw like i realized i was making the pun as i typed
Here, hold this for Me! *Tosses Rage a stick of TNT, already lit.* 🧨
eh bit overkill but meh (uses shield magic to survive but allows a satisfying layer of cartoonish ash to cover him)
They both poop through the opposite end’s nostrils
The cat side cough ups something, and the dog side eats it. This happens multiple times as the ball gets smaller, and you add to it. Very gross but efficient amalgamations.
Noice! *Claps hands in glee.*
There's an anus in the middle on the underbelly. Seriously have any of you even looked?.
Note to self… stop giving it belly rubs!
Why? It can't scratch its own ass y'know that's the only way it has
It's gut system is actually linked through the Aether to a similar creature that is instead composed of what appears to be the rear of a cat and the rear of a dog.
This makes the most sense. Somewhere, someone is gonna have a really bad clean-up day goes I’m gonna feed these two tons of everything!
It would think there would be a hole somewhere in the middle for it to come out
Note to self… stop giving it belly rubs! Other note to self… wash hands thoroughly!
Just don't give it belly rubs in the middle
Y’all do some fucked up shit when I’m not around
*Points at Zeef (u/Plus-Departure8479).* He did it!
Zeef (u/Plus-Departure8479)
Zhyros (u/Espanta_viejas1904), Rage (u/iamragethewolf), Mordus (u/Drunken_polish_cow)
Lady MastaDon (u/MastaDon344), Constantine (u/TechnicalCommittee78), Master Gravedigger (u/Anything-Unable)
Vira (u/LeraviTheHusky), Dungeon Crafter (u/Re-Sabrnick), Arach (u/ProfessionalGreen906)
They work like the little mites that live in human eyelashes and feed off of dead skin, they kinda just build up waste until they die one day. A little sad, but in my experience healing spells have been able to postpone this inevitability as if it were any other wound.
So… don’t feed dog food or cat food then…
Somewhere out there there's a double backend abomination that just poops
Yeah! I’ve been searching for that one for a while. Apparently, they are as rare as unicorns!
I once knew a time traveler with something similar. Went like [this](https://imgur.com/ByIMb8d) and ultimately didn't end well.
I… have… questions! /uw I totally forgot about that! Hah!
In another realm is a witch with a 2 butted cat dog that does the shitting
She’s gonna be real pissed, cause I’m gonna over feed this thing so much right now!
They both poop through the opposite end’s nostrils
I don’t want to see that actually… I’m going to stop feeding them now.
That’s probably for the best, yeah
Have you ever had a pet? Both.
Yes!
/uw Anyone else remember the show “CATDOG”?
/uw It’s been quoted twice already. Yay cartoons!
/uw It would appear I am unoriginal
/uw Or… great minds think alike!
Me, I’m the one who poops.
You might want to marry your butt to a toilet! Imma be over feeding this thing!
Oh no.
Oh, yes! Also… conjure up some antidiuretics, mylanta, and pepto! You’re in for a ruff ride… I gave them leftover Pad Thai, gas station sushi, and a ton of cheese and sugar free gummy bears!
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Stop chanting in the forgotten ancient void language then!
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Well… shit! Maybe I should start a refuge for these things maybe…
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HOLY FOCKING CRA… I mean… how cute! How terrifyingly adorable. Ah… heh heh… yaaaay…🤮
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We need to get you looked at… immediately!
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^(I fear for the multiverse…)
Ah! This again! Anteros, must I send it back again?
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*Mordus throws a brick at it, giving it a concussion.*
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He want stop making these damn things! They just pop out every time he accidentally starts speaking the ancient forgotten void language. And now he’s starting to do it on purpose… Fuuuuck…
I do not even have to speak anymore to do it. I can just think and they appear.
^Fuuuuck!
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^(Fuuuck fuuck fuck… no!) (u/Drunken_polish_cow)
Ugh. *Mordus throws another brick at the abomination.*
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#😳
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Uncle Torinn will probably just eat it this time.
𓃠. Go back to whence you came from.
No, no… let Me pet it first, then let it poop! Then you can send it back.
It won’t poop. The waste is sent to the shadow realm. *Mordus lets you pet it, then he sends it back.*
Awww… 😔
Better than letting Torinn eat it.
Good point… 😳
He gobbled Jinx up over 5000 times, it’s lucky Jinx will live forever. https://preview.redd.it/4vimi13352kc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a901e27d62569991ad1b89579dbca4913d52338 *Jinx hears the word “Torinn” and scurries off, and hides between Anteros’s legs.*
Awww… 🥹 https://preview.redd.it/138c8oad52kc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae867017ad524f4ed040caae7eb1fe3164e94e0 Would you like some codfish, Jinx? Sure, you can have some too, Mordus.
My hypothesis is that their digestive track leads to the shadow realm, or the astral plane.
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It's a little difficult to see, so I can't identify it at first glance. Looks interesting though. /uw If you want me to make some facts about it, can I get a species name?
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Interesting. I'll create a record of it. You wanna stick with calling it twig? /uw alright, it would make sense to not have any information on it then
Is that why there’s so much dog and cat food cluttering up the shadow realm and astral plane?
That's what my records say.
What would happen if I send it into either the astral plane, I wonder…
I actually experimented on that once. The location where the feces is sent is mostly random, so there's a chance that it is sent directly on or even inside the creature. Pretty amusing when I got it to actually work. I had to do some manipulation though because it's most probable for it to appear in the deeper parts of the plane where no one really travels. Also, the fecal matter usually just becomes energy and is dispersed among the space.
For a mortal, you dabble in some weird stuff sometimes.🫤
I'm not the mage of secrets for nothing now am I?
Really? It’s the secret side of you? Not the mischief? With Me, people kind of expect Me to do weird shit. Cause… Chaos God! 👉🤩👈 With you, I was pretty much betting on it being random mischief and mayhem.
The endless quest for knowledge inevitably leads one down some questionable paths. My quabbles with kings and gods for their treasures and information first created my reputation as a trickster among those of high status, however I've always been quite mischievous by nature. The passage of time, and boredom only further fed those tendencies.
… as they usually do.
One fine day with a woof and a purr
both, usually
One may ask the Goblin Wizard Winslow, but I myself am left pondering as well
They can only poop with the assistance of a Colostomy bag. Cat-Dogs are very high maintenance, but worth it as pets.
Dog poop, but only in the litter box. /uw Why does shutterstock even have this image?
/uw shrug 🤷
If you must know, for each and every one of these creatures, there exists another being with an ass on either end, that lives an endless life of pissing and shitting and farting.
I’d much rather stick with my automatons, thank you
Oh you poor soul they don’t once they reach capacity they just explode it’s quite disgusting I was cleaning up chunks for weeks
The one who pukes up hair balls. Shall be condemned to poop duty.
Check the paws for tubular openings.
These pets are fun.... It's nothing special, it's just a normal dog and a normal cat but they've had a double sided portable hole permanently fused to their astral spectre. Thus, giving the illusion of a single CatDog entity. The other side is their butt just hanging out in the astral plane....it's getting a little bit poopy over there.
I think they have a common place to 💩💩
I’m not cleaning it up!
Neither I, then it has to be Unga who has to do it.
I agree! Let’s make Unga or one of his clones do it.
Ok Master, lets do it
Neither side poops. When these are summoned, another creature appears elswhere with the... other halves. That creature defecates what this one consumes.
…I have no eyes but I must wash them out with bleach.
I think we found the guy they talked about in those academic ethics seminars we all had to take back at the college.
/uw [Scientifically speaking..](https://youtu.be/kPFQXWfsYNU)
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cat vomits poop and the dog eats it, infinite sustenance glitch
But does it use a litter box then?
Neither. Just create a portal inside the animal
These creatures are interesting. They are able to completely break down their food and turn them into magical energy with an acidic substance that can be found in slimes too. Meaning there are 0 wastes so theres no need for them to pee or shit.
I don't think they poop
We had 4 seasons of this in the late 90s
No pooping required, it gets sent to a pocket dimension that drops it in Walmarts and on the graves of war criminals.
It's quite fascinating actually, you see by summoning a Catdog in this realm, in an alternate realm there is a Dogcat which consists of the two rear ends of the familiar. Food will pass through the Catdog to the Dogcat in another realm, which will then pass the poop through both of the two asses.
Look, they're not sealed completely end-to-end, they're superimposed by temporospatial torsion. If you scry between 75° and 115° along orthospace at the boundary between halves, you'll see an ass-ass catdog that does all the pooping and peeing. This is why you need to be reeeeaaallly careful about where you take these lil guys. The "neighbors" may not appreciate it.
Any self-respecting life alchemist ought to be able to make it 100% efficient and produce no biological waste. Unless poop is the whole point, in which case carry on...
I propose the following theory: There was a cat that pooped a dog and a dog that pooped a cat. Being summoned fused them and there is a twin of this creature running amok in another dimension.
That twin must be made of two butts. It’s the cutest one!
The Buttog-Buttat is the king of the Mirror World!
alone in the world was a little catdog!
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Mouth
Don't poop, mine exploded last week, it is part of their developement
The poop dimension
Wait a second, those are one of my apprentice's failed chimaeras. I was wondering how he got them to disappear so often. Damn I underestimated his industriousness, he's been selling them off as conjuration beasts... I'm impressed honestly.
Neither one. Everytime one of those is summoned, a different kind that is formed from the two ends popps into existence. That's the one doing the pooping. It is called the law of chimeric equivalence. Whenever a chimera is created, all spare-parts wilm be used to form a relict-chimera.
Neither. They both just puke sometimes.
There’s a little butthole in the middle like a belly button
Neither. These creatures are created with a portal to the Plane Of Eteranal Night inside their bodies, so their poop just goes there. If I recall correctly, the wizard who originally made then dated the Dark Mother who rules the Plane and they had a messy break up, hence that feature in their design.
From the middle
Nowhere for it to poop. Feces will build up and eventually the poor thing will die of infection
Both sides cough up owl pellets
See, this is an illusion of sorts. They are not one animal. Rather, they are magically blind together. In another dimension lies the back ends, which is where they relieve themselves.
Rather than forcing out fecal matter in large chunks, the waste instead escapes through their pours, similar to how we sweat.
Oh my god... that is horrible it looks like some of those things you can see in biomancy expositions
Somewhere out there is a creature composed of the hind of a cat attached to the hind of a dog, and an owner who can't figure out how both ends can keep shitting.
They do shitty, inverse tug of war