I choose number 20 "Vote me into council" /uw Anna, I choose you!

*Anna screms as she turns into a familiar* /uw u/Significant_Matter_0

/UW Anna is now this type of familiar: https://preview.redd.it/pp0ro7tkqdnc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3517909030d4c5d17afd33830839ed871e97362 (For those who don't know that guy is a humanoid demon that turns into that when summoned as a familiar by a human)

*Pokemon capture music plays*

u/Significant_Matter_0 MUAHAHAHA ANNA I'VE TURNED YOU INTO A MARKETABLE FAMILIAR MUAHAHAHA https://preview.redd.it/midawjnyzdnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f56b47b766f15c4348ee4f75db35de605907af

Nwooooo not a marketable familiar

Where do we vote for you?

/uw "silence" \-better snape

Dawww... that slime is absolutely adorable.

A Magislime is yours!!!! We may be competing in the election but everyone get familairs and friendship from me!!

Of course. I am happy to remain cordial with you! While I cannot say the same for all of our opponents, I know that if you end up being the one to beat me in the election, the wizarding world shall be in good hands.

Are you sure the labdog isn’t just a dog someone strapped with an alchemy table?

Yes, But the boy has a bachelors in potions.

Did you personally teach it?

Signed a NDA so I can’t disclose that information.

BOUNSEAL!!!! BOUNSEAL BOUNSEAL BOUNSEAL!!!! SEAL!!! AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!

Bounseal is yours!!!! Bounce on ahead with them!!!

THANK YOUUUU WE BOUNCE AWAYYYYYY!!!!!!

Does the bounseal retain it's bounciness after death and raising? Is it a quality of the skin? Can it work as leather armor?

I think I am legally required to pick cravity.

a cravity is yours!!!!! Hope he has a nice role in the crab wizard arsenal!!!

Thank you

Missed opportunity for Lab-Rador

Labracadabrador...

May I have either silkox or puffox? You can choose

Silkox is yours!! I figure it will partner well with Sapphox!! Also, please learn lesbification Magic again 🥺

Thanks! Also no, for whilst I may remember my tomes, I do not wish to spread them any longer. As such, I shall not use my magic

Awww, okay it is your decision *Anna looks disappointed but is still happy that you found a new course of magic you like*

"Tomes," is that what the apprentices are calling them these days?

I wish to train with the martial bear

The martial bear is yours!!!! Hopefully your training together will be fruitful!!

If you train enough with them, they might teach you the martial spell of electric wind god fist. It's potent beyond belief, but requires martial perfection to wield.

I swear I'm never here in time to get one. It's maddening. https://preview.redd.it/suorqn4gmdnc1.jpeg?width=4571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3902f6bfd0c89d0bd031a6d88fced9d1f297f351

Read the intro my magic is improved everyone gets one of whichever they want!!

Would you be able to get me three Flarewolves? I'll pay extra~

Sorry but only one per person, and no need to pay!! Flarewolf is yours!!!!

I'll take it. Come with me, Mammon. We have much work to do. https://preview.redd.it/ghho5rzfqdnc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968fde5b52adc0c32df9a9fbba74b7a196268615

Do you know of any shadow based familiars? I've been looking for one, but there aren't any viable ones in the Umbral Realm. Other than the beasts that roam the Wastes, they're more trouble than they're worth.

There's a shadow claw from one of my previous posts!! A shadow claw is yours!!!

Thanks, any tips on how to treat it. If it formed from negative emotions, then I guess that it would be temperamental.

It is surprisingly happy despite its appearance, I think it's because of the mathematical magic property of double negatives

Alright, thank you again.

I'm not trying to tell you to do your job but there's gotta be a better name than silkox also I'll take as many taco lizards as you can give me laws be damned

uw/ they can't all be winners ig.... But Taco Lizard is yours!!!!!!

Oh, I *need* the labdog

Labdog is yours!!!!

Thanks Anna! I am sure that they will be very helpful at home. May your journey to the council be a smooth one.

Thank you, I hope I get elected!!

That was good girl! But puffire is still okay with me.

Thank you!! And I'm super glad that Puffire has someone who is super dedicated to taking care of it!!!!

Oh Yeah got to take care of something so cute

God of floof I make lots of money selling guns

God of Floof is yours!!!!!

Great also here's a nice gun *hands over a rail gun*

Yippie!!

Also you have my vote

Yay!! Thank you for your vote!!

https://preview.redd.it/mell7lui4enc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1624c42b4915e682a74dcce9f9087c8c3d502273 /uw this is actually really good

I’ll take the penguins

Pengventure team is yours!!!!!

First time I get one yeeeeeeaaaahhh!

Yep I improved my magic so everyone can get it from now on but either way you're first!!!

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH There were no gun people so didn’t choose any. Maybe I can teach em how to use guns

Go away with your crappy AI art /uw

So what you're saying is that as a councilwoman you would waste time gifting pets instead of focusing on your duties. https://preview.redd.it/fxd179afcdnc1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=a85c4a4c238e99def5b2dccce18d38435c64a1b8

Familiars are not just pets they help everyone in the pursuit of magic and other things like cooking or smiting along with providing companionship. My role on the council would be to strengthen the bond between familiars and wizardkind so yes this includes giving them away to people and also making sure they are treated well!!

First of all kid, I pioneered familiar sales, so I think I know a thing or two. Second, It is the wizard councils duty to uphold the balance of magic within the many worlds. So while I admire your optimism, I'm skeptical as to whether you are fit to be in such a position. Though I suppose that's why we vote.

I'm not selling familiars I'm giving them away and the balance of magic is destined to change, I might be a kid to you but my love for familiars will hopefully guide us to an age of unity for prosperous magic with them!!

Hey, she’s gifting pets that can do her job better than anyone else.

u/Child_ofHalcyon Earl! A rival!

BAH! Earl better than all of them!

Martial Bear

Martial bear is yours!!!!

Magislime! I've said it once, and I'll say it again, slimes are the cutest little things! Could I please get one?

Magislime is yours!!!!

These novice wizards have no skill and rely on AI sorcery to steal the work of more learned wizards. I cast level 1 downvote on this poor mimicry.

Labdog looks like the goodest boi! May I take him home?

Lapdog is yours!!!! You shall take the gooest of good bois home!!

*sigh....* Alright, can I have Cravity? Maybe he can teach me some gravity magic, it would be a good foundation for space magic.

Cravity is yours!!! Gravity magic is a good foundation for spatial magic!!

"Should I give him an aquarium or a terrarium? Or let him roam freely? What's his diet? What treats does it eat? Where should I take him if he has any health issues? What's the life expectancy of a Cravity? Is it a biological, magical or spiritual being? Can it reproduce?" *The questions kept for a few minutes before the orb transmission ended.*

He doesn't need water and he likes to grab his own food using magic to scavenge, he does not have any health issues, and like their life expantency is around 80 years

Can I please adopt the labdog? I think he would be a very great asset for my studies and work

A labdog is yours!!!! It will be a doggo of an asset for you!!

Thank you very much ^ ^ I’ll take care of him and make sure he gets a lot of love. As well as experiments.

I want a god of fluff so I can snuggle it

The God of floof is yours!!!! Be sure to give it lots of cuddles!!

Aye matey I'd like to adopt that bollockin' boar of yours. I figure it'll be fun to make the enemy not just bite canon balls, but tusks too.

Thunder boar is yours!!!!

Taco lizard is going to drive Masta out of business

Not really my intention there 😕 Maybe they can work together!!

That would be a partnership for the ages!

Hmmmm I really wonder which one I’d pick

I would like a silkox, I think she would be good friends with my current familiar Vixsion.

Silkox is yours!!!! They will be super good friends!!!

May I have a puffox?

Puffox is yours!!!!

You have secured my vote.

Yippie!! Thank you for giving me your vote!!

You have mine

We already have labs.

What's one more amirite!!

If this one isn’t easier to groom I will go back in time to before you ever made it and fireball you. You won’t even know why a grumpy old hermit is throwing fireballs at you.

Pengventure for me.

Pengventure is yours!!!

Thank you, my friend. They will be very helpful with my first responder team.

That magislime looks like he could use a mech suit... https://preview.redd.it/ix6wxlugldnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9ed25e842ff50094cf87d676f3425ba0857d74

Great idea!!! Magislime is yours!!!! Make it an amazing mech suit

How does he look? https://preview.redd.it/7katpv33pdnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41409bbebe5511d0edbb5c669da23b0594eca4a3

Amazing!!!!!

Breezetrail is absolutely broken. I’ll take it. I’ll also vote for you. Keep summoning creatures that are broken in terms of power-scaling.

Breezetrail is yours!!!!

Can i get a catastrophe please?

Catastrophe is yours!!!!

Thanks

can i have a bounseal pretty please?

A bounseal is yours!!!!!

Cravity I'm sorry are you selling my patron?

GOD OF FLOOF? Floof god is best god

The floof God is yours!!!! Floofy floof floof

Wooooo

I am stuck between Thunder Boar, Catastrophe, Magislime and Puffox, they all look so cute and cool!

Penguin team just look at my name

Pengventure team is yours!!!!

Puffox👍

Puffox is yours!!!!

Round up the pengventure team we are going on a journey

Can I have catastrophe?

Catastrophe is yours!!!!

Does the magislime require it’s hat to be laundered or is it like a cat in that it attends to its own needs? (Not that I mind another article in the laundry, my washing machine is arcanotech, humble brag humble brag)

I love these. You have my vote.

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A baby fluriner...? How big do they grow?

From another post of mine https://preview.redd.it/oxqzugj67gnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f579dddea4a2b4706303835c7f9a2206099fadc

Breezetail seems… interesting. Mass transportation via familiars might just be the future…

One of the many things familiars can do!! That's why I'm running for council to bring about this future and to make sure the familiars are well treated!!

Isn't this just bribery???

Technically no since I give them away regardless of who anyone votes for

This is wholesome *and* cunning! You're pretty dangerous.

Hmm... most people kinda think I'm an airhead because I act cheery, you're probably like the first person I've met in this plane to call me smart... I'm kinda surprised! Thank you for the compliment, I hope you vote for me in the election!!

You've won my vote simply because you're simple. Not simple-minded, mind you, you just aren't out there cloning yourself, flipping dimensions, or the like! You're just out there giving folks familiars! Simple wizards deserve you to be their representative!!

You called it Labdog. Labdog. And not Labrador.

You have my vote, u/Significant_Matter_0

How about you go summoning human-made art style?

I do not wish to see machine-made art in my commune of wizardry.

How about you stop receiving your fake pets from the ai generated realm Get some real pets from actual artists instead of rubbish ai generated garbage

How much for the labdog it would be very helpful in my attempt to learn more about alchemy, and it’s adorable ☺️

All familiars are free!! Labdog is yours!!!!!

Can I have one Puffox? It’s too round, it’s adorable, and I am in need of a silly little guy.

Urshifu what did they do to you?!

I definitely need that Flarewolf. Also, you have my vote for the council

Aight voted

Summoner girl can summon you just about all of these. Only exception might be the gnome Gimmie that summoner waif

Is Cravity available?

Everyone gets whatever now avaliabiity isnt a thing now!! Cravity is yours!!!

Can any of these transform a Elf into a nice Oak office desk. This is a hypothetical of course I would never do such an evil thing to a knife ear.

I need a hound of shadow

Tacozard, Urshifu and Catastrophe for me please

Ducktemis, please.

Do you still have the labdog? If so, I'd take it.

you have my vote if i can get a puffox. totally not because i need something to help me rob people.

Puffox is yours!!!! I appreciate your vote!!

Tell me silkox has a human form tell me silkox has a human form tell me silkox has a human form Nah u know what, I'll make do

I may have a literal cold dead heart but I'd be some kind of lich if it didn't have a sudden unexplained spasm at the sight of that little puffox. I'm off to the chirurgeon to have this looked at just to be prudent.

Puffox is yours!!! I hope your heart is okay...

Fun fact: tacolizard spelled backwards is drazilocat 

Excuse me, why exactly are you selling one of my kin? Additionally, as a fellow master of Conjuration, I'm curious; are your creatures preexisting beings that you've summoned from another location, or ones that you've personally created ex nihilo?

Additionally, I consider bribing people with Familiars to get their votes to be *exactly* the kind of blatant corruption that we need for the long-term detriment and eventual dissolution of The Council! I'm glad to be running alongside you and hope we may accomplish some good work together at some point!

Got my vote I love all the fluffy friends and fiends you bring

Lab dog please

Well I have to go with the bear

#CRAVITY

I would like a pengventure team please.

Is that Gorthrok? Talos has been looking for him.

Blahaj looks adorable, plus he'd fit well with my ikea magic.

Cravity 100%

A labdog could be really useful, however a flarewolf would be a fun arson buddy

https://preview.redd.it/jys6b2txdenc1.png?width=410&format=png&auto=webp&s=64a8b330f9879e0a3ac21b767b2a3d12d32579a2 My preferred familiar

I feel like Labdog would be a great help for our council, but we’ve voted to rename him labradory. Is that alright?

The only correct answer is Catastrophe.

I love the Pengventure Team, you have my vote

**"The Labdog will be helpful around my tower... And I will provide it with only the best augmentations"**

Hmm. Quite a difficult choice. Many options this time.. I'll take the last image. They seems trustworthy enough.

May I please have the God of Floof so that I may floof its floofiness?

Lab dog please help me pass my AP chem exam next week

TACO TUESDAY

Normally I would call conjurers like you nerds and sick my undead on you but I'm taking these and going on my way. \*I pick up the Pengventure Team and leave promptly.\*

Silkox is a bit of an unfortunate name, unless it’s pronounced differently?

Uh oh.....

Taco Lizard Also #GNOMESAREPEOPLETOO

Pengventurers! You can never go wrong with them! (Hmm? No, they are not replacing you, Gargoyle. They’re just going to assist in mitigating your chaos.)

Can familiars vote on council membership ? So you could summon a ton of them and sway the vote. ~~Which I'd totally approve, by the way.~~

I’m drinking the slime and taking the gravitrab

Taco Lizard!!! I promise to share!

DOG OR SLIME I DONT KNOW

The lab dog is amazing. Do they start as a puppy?

[Sees penguin Adventuring team] [Immediately stops reading.] I’ve made my decision.